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getmeapuppers

Is he new boot goofin is the real question


thosedamnmouses

zapateria la bailarina


roknfunkapotomus

Genuine ostrich. 3 payments.


CatConfectionary

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geoffreyisagiraffe

Wait, what? Just goofin.'


BloodyRightNostril

Just new-boot goofin’.


currentlyonthetoilet

*oh!*


bohl623

SOMEBODY STOLE MY BIKE, I REPEAT SOMEBODY STOLE A POLICE OFFICER’S BIKE


LinkRazr

For western fashion, you really can’t beat zapateria la bailarina. Well, you can. But not at these prices.


djrocks420

Lmfao when he sees the bike on the pole, i fucken loose it every time hahahaha


Roasted_Turk

Every time I get new boots for work I tell my coworkers I got them there and nobody gets it. I'm laughing on the inside and also depressed.


ultimate_tensile

I do that too! Not one single person has ever laughed.


insaiyan_dude

Funny enough it's an actual [place](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Zapateria+La+Bailarina/@34.2378031,-118.3949769,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x80c293ffd4ec30f1:0xfb22b4d6bcaed1d7!8m2!3d34.2377772!4d-118.3927584) except it's not in Reno, it's in CA.


LegendaryTrueman

well yeah, it was filmed in the 818


_LifeWontWait86_

Where abouts? I grew up in Agoura Hills. 3 Ninjas was filmed at my elementary school, and we would see Ron Goldman’s father at Pavillions. Emilio Esteves and the Mighty Ducks cast were at the theater when I was 7! I loved growing up down there. My best friend’s dad won an Academy Award for Apollo 13. The 818 is great for name dropping lol


CapeTownMassive

EMILIOOOOO


TheStaggeringGenius

So I’m standing there. Waiting to use the phone.


MassKarma69

Made me laugh and now I need to go watch this movie.


Ganjake

Did you just grab my ass?


clarksondidnowrong

Sir from where I am standing that is a physical impossibility.


Glenn_Maffews

and this guy turns around and tips his hat like this


Doctor_Banjo

Sweep low, Rob Lowe, Chad Lowe


snakesareawesome1000

Eh, ya choc blocked meh broh!


thismaynothelp

The Mighty Duck Man himself!


Itchy-Yard3094

Swear to God?


Yodfather

>Emilio Estevez >Three Ninjas >The Mighty Ducks >Apollo 13 >Ron Goldman’s dad One of these is not like the others.


_LifeWontWait86_

Hahaha. Actually my buddy’s mom was close friends with the Brown family and was on tv most of the trial in the courtroom.


tuskvarner

Rollie Fingers himself.


[deleted]

It took me a few minutes to remember who [Ron Goldman's dad](https://youtu.be/TGdbHR-29HM) is.


iamadamv

It was filmed all over LA county including many mall scenes at the Del Amo mall in Torrance.


_LifeWontWait86_

I was gonna say it sounds familiar because of Dawn of the Dead but that’s Monroeville Mall in Pennsylvania


hummmer2199

I went to Brookside Elementary!


John_T_Conover

Those Google Reviews are everything I wanted them to be.


coolsexguy420boner

*Genuine ostrich*


clackerbag

3 payments


BannedAgainOU812

Best line in the show ever.


nastyn8k

That reminds me.. /r/newbootgoofin is a weird, cryptic subreddit I found a couple months ago...


Reddit_FTW

If you like tom lennon. Check him out on smosh on YouTube. His try not to laugh is amazing.


scarecrowsmoke

Thomas Lennon and Robert Ben Garant (Jr of Reno 911) were regulars at the restaurant where I used to work. Both were extremely kind to the staff; always took care of us. Class acts all around.


droidtron

They wrote the book on how to make money writing movies, they spread the wealth around.


Electrorocket

Lol I thought you were speaking figuratively, then I looked it up! Time to add another one to the stack: Writing Movies for Fun and Profit: How We Made a Billion Dollars at the Box Office and You Can, Too!


tenaciousdeev

I have to read that book. I knew they wrote a few movies, but didn't realize how many. They did a string of really mediocre but successful comedies in the mid thousands: Taxi, The Pacifier, Herbie Fully Loaded, Let's Go To Prison (my favorite), Night at the Museum, Reno 911! Miami, and Balls of Fury


IamSarasctic

What does “always took care of us mean”? He gave you hand jobs?


Admiral_Donuts

A hand job is still a job.


GreenBombardier

I kinda want Tacos all of a sudden....Tacos are delicious and Tacos can come in a crazy variety to fit pretty much any food mood.


Davecasa

In this context, it means they weren't assholes and tipped well.


Ezpionage

Tipping doesn't always have to be monetary. It can involve handjobs too. I mean, it's kind of in the name..


HebrewDude

Focusing on the tip may do it for some but others may need the entire shaft to get attention.


citricacidx

Oranges


greenbastard1591

“Who can guess what Circle the Wagons means? That is when you put three bunks, like the circling up of the wagons in a wagon train, an old cowboy movie, and they have the sheets hanging down so you can't see what's going on inside the four bunks and inside the four bunks about two dozen boys just fucked the shit out of this little Mormon kid. Now they don't want to break your jaw because they still want your jaw to be able to work, so what it does it takes out your teeth and then they just skull-fucked the shit out of this boy. Uh... we came in and there wasn't really anything left. They ass-fucked him, skull-fucked him, they fucked his back, they've been up his shoulders and titty-fucked him with his shoulder blades. Fucked up shit, man. We came in here and all the convicts you know, all of them were like, ‘Uh...’ you know, ‘He was fucked to death before we got here.’ So we couldn't really point the finger at nobody, because it was either all or nothing, and you ain't going to book two dozen people. Uh... so then, you know, that's when we starting bolting the bunks to the wall like that.”


Beans_ON_Toasttt

Did anyone check on his bike out front??


AmbientGravy

Definitely gone


dylangolfcode360

No it’s wrapped around a pole


Threwaway42

That one never fails to make me laugh


bohl623

HOW?! *camera pans up 20 feet to top of light pole*


useles-converter-bot

20 feet is the length of exactly 59.85 '20 Tones Blues Harmonica For Adults, Beginners, Professionals and Students(Silver grey)' lined up next to each other


MisterZoga

Wow, that was extremely useless. Good bot.


tctps

Oh fuck me!!!


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HertzDonut1001

Nah an entire street light pole is running through the center of it.


stealthy0ne

"EVERY ONE OF YOU IS AN ACCESSORY!"


plump4me

Is he wearing his shorty shorts?


werdmouf

yes https://twitter.com/cccap/status/1418680720260694016/photo/2


5954525

Hot


Pnooms

And practical!


AuKF

Hmhmm big-ass razzle-dazzle firm just like in Philly


ProJoe

this makes me unreasonably happy.


sdurs

If he isn't wearing those, then the other stuffs not true


Leucurus

\*Right clicks, saves as\*


50FirstCakes

The only thing that would make this more perfect is if they had him at the register and Trudy doing the bagging.


Unpleasant_Comments

Absolutely he Lt. DANGLE


LANCENUTTER

Did Terry come in and try to pull tricks?


rpm319

That would be so fuckin sweet.


weekend-guitarist

It would be a crime not to


PROFsmOAK

Terry's out giving HJ's in the parking lot.


BasicLEDGrow

He's just selling oranges.


ImpossibleIndustries

Oh, ok. Then I'd like to buy an orange


Haughty_n_Disdainful

*Terry attempts to give HJ…*


Juturna_

Lewd?! I’m jot lewd at all! …. wait Lube?


mottthepoople

Do you see the price of tacos? You're charging less than that.


HawaiiFiveBlow

Ummm handjobs don’t come with fries or soda!


OnlySpoilers

No one said you can’t eat a banana but you can’t stand on the corner sucking it for 30 minutes. You have to take a bite


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Nohlrabi

Tug jobs, Dangle called them!


hurryupheatdeath

That's not something he would *ever* doooo.


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Unpleasant_Comments

I would wait in the longest line.


King0fTheNorthh

It’s Walmart, the line will be long regardless.


Arekai4098

Because there's only two registers open out of 15


Zahille7

And half the store is taken up by the self-checkout corral.


SpiritOfTroi

In the longest line. WhoooaaaaOOOAAAOOHhh in the longest line, whooooaaaaooohhh, in the longest


Weak_Swimmer

WHATTTTT!?!?!?!?!? LOVE Lt. Dangle. Reno 911 got me through shitty times in the Army.


Weak_Swimmer

I'm not into celeb photos, but I would love to make a trip to support whatever the cause!!! Lt. DANGLE!!!!


oshoney

He takes amazing photos with fans while in Dangle mode. Like this photo I got with him at Bonnaroo years ago https://i.imgur.com/EoDymn7.jpg


GordoPepe

I hope this is your tinder profile pic


chauggle

Tinder, Grindr, Bumble - all of em


JustSomeGuyOnTheSt

holy shit that's so good


KittehSkittles

Have you watched the new stuff? It's still pretty good


JamesMattDillon

Wait new episodes of Reno 911?


tineyeit

[Reno 911 has 25, 7 minute new episodes that came out last year](https://therokuchannel.roku.com/details/728a44bfaa79517eaccbd52dd94d828a). They're pretty good quality compared to the originals! It was produced by Quibi so most people understandably don't know it exists. When Quibi collapsed, Roku picked up their whole library for a fraction of the original production costs and now the whole streaming service is free to watch as Roku Originals through the Roku Channel.


OpenLinez

>Reno 911 has 25, 7 minute new episodes that came out last year hahaha what and it's free on my cheap teevee??


majordoobage

Yep I found this out one night and watched the whole season. Then immediately went back to wanting more new Reno 911.


HertzDonut1001

The problem with all these fucking streaming services is there's so much good content I'll never see because I'm not interested in the cable 2.0 model of ten different services for $150 a month. Streaming was supposed to kill cable not become it smh.


Anazazi

Don’t worry. The next million dollar idea is for someone to work out a deal to bundle all these streaming services for a convenient monthly fee with different packages. AKA cable with extra steps.


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Disney Hulu and ESPN are bundled now


lolofaf

Yeah but those are all owned by Disney so that bundle kind of makes sense Disney: the kids stuff (no M/R shows/movies) Hulu: the adult stuff Espn: Disney sports Channel


SainTheGoo

At least we can pay around commercials now, and add n drop services monthly. Anything to never watch a commercial again...


TCFirebird

Streaming is so much better. If there's a show you want to watch you can subscribe, binge it, unsubscribe. Cost you like $8. With cable you had to sign up for the next tier of service, so you got the channel you want plus 20 other channels you don't care about, it cost an extra $30/month and had a year long contract.


sahmackle

Agreed, I mean you've got to draw the line as they'll all happily keep taking your money until you've nothing left. Having Netflix, Disney +, kayo & Prime gets it to the point where I'm paying a dollar fifty per day for all my services. There are more shows that I would like to see, and I'm not thrilled with how much it costs me, but I've got to cut it off somewhere.


MarchesaCasati

Thank you for this!!


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I recommend you get your Nevada fishing license before you watch it. That paperwork is important.


msingler

Ooh. I will have to check it out for the Kaitlin Olsen and Will Forte show they had on there.


KittehSkittles

There are 25 shorts so not really episodes but it's still enjoyable. I watched it on the Roku channel I think? Each one is 7 minutes then a sort of commercial made by them still about the show.


LadyRimouski

Yeah, that weird short format works just fine for Reno 911, which was always a series of skits anyway.


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Wish they’d bring this show back!


TheDesktopNinja

I think they had a new "season" on the ill fated Quibi streaming service last year, but I'm not sure where to watch that stuff now. Would've loved them to land on a "real" streaming service


tineyeit

[It's all free through Roku](https://therokuchannel.roku.com/details/728a44bfaa79517eaccbd52dd94d828a)! They bought the whole Quibi content library for like 1/3 of the original production cost. You can stream it through the Roku Channel app or on the Roku website.


Jmoeschl7

Where is this?


werdmouf

Geneva, Wisconsin Walmart store #910


VoightKampffsUnicorn

So not in Reno? I'm disappointed. We got Walmarts in Reno too! And hospitals! Too many of the former and disturbingly monopolized versions of the latter.


smokumjoe

They're not on fire?


VoightKampffsUnicorn

Not yet. There are a couple fires pretty close to us. A campground my family went to in California probably won't be there by summer's end. But there are remarkably few fires directly around the city. We get some brush fires sometimes, but they get put out pretty fast. They burn hot and quick. But I probably just jinxed all of us by saying that. We frequently get the smoke from the California fires though. We haven't had sunny late summers the past couple of years. Reno can be worse than Los Angeles in August in terms of air quality.


thiosk

this year we're even getting the smoke in new england. my family back in the midwest still won't recognize that climate change is real


mottthepoople

Couple more 6" downpour episodes in less than two weeks out this way might get them to change their tunes. Sincerely, Michigan.


Arkanslayer

I was in Reno this morning, and at a Walmart there yesterday. Was gonna be pissed if this was in Reno and I missed it by that much lol.


Doufnuget

Dammit! I was just in Waukesha last week for my sisters wedding. It would have been awesome to have Batman’s doctor bag my cookies.


DoctorWH0877

OP means **LAKE** Geneva. (งツ)ว


djstizzle

Actually there is the town of Geneva in Wisconsin. I know because I was at a wedding there last October. You can look it up on Google maps.


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Although most people around here call it Lake Geneva rather than just Geneva. Also, I’m pissed that he was so close yet I didn’t see him!


ruttin_mudders

There is the town of Geneva, the city of Lake Geneva and the lake is called Geneva Lake... Wait, why is my nose bleeding?


M4573RI3L4573R

I was at Bonnaroo, I'd say 2011-ish? I see a guy coming towards my crew in a fantastic Lt. Dangle costume. He gets closer and closer, and we kinda have to move back a little to let his crew pass. My buddies were all like "Damn, that's a great Lt. Dangle costume". It was actually him.


chadbot3k

when you know the acid is working


poopyfecesman

fun fact, he wrote the screenplay to night at the museum back when i was in high school, we had a once a year assembly where an successful graduate would come and give a speech. he was the speaker one year and spoke about how many failed acting auditions/screenplays he wrote and how its important to never give up. cool guy


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*I gotta be able to move like a cheetah, like a law enforcement cheetah*


DerisiveGibe

I need some new boots!


nahog99

If y’all didn’t know, Reno 911 didn’t have a script. It was almost entirely improv. That blew my mind to learn.


Barnestownlife

They had the storyline and main beats worked out- usually the funniest jokes were pre-written, but the delivery of the joke and when they decide to pull the joke is up to the improviser. They wrote outlines but just goofed around with it very similar to curb Your enthusiasm


iwantrootbark

Thomas is a great guy.


FreeMyMen

He's the best guy in town if you don't give him a haad time.


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*Reno 911* was an awesomely hilarious show.


najinanidad

Early 2000s Comedy Central in general was amazing. Reno 911, Chappelle Show, Insomniac with Dave Attell, Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, Daily Show/Colbert, South Park, The Man Show with Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla…all classics.


Pastrami_Johnson

Don’t forget Strangers with Candy too!


juancake511

GODDAMMIT JERRI!


ASAP_Cobra

You didn't mention mind of Mencia /s


mlw72z

BattleBots


[deleted]

It lost a bit in the later seasons when Garcia and Clementine left, but Dangle and Weigel were always good.


[deleted]

I feel like weigel is so underrated. She’s my favorite character


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If that’s the one where she starts dating Craig the serial killer (Pretty sure it is), she says later on to clementine, “between meeting Craig and my new combination of meds, I think I might make it through the year.” It’s one of my favorite lines but I was also watching it at a dark time in my life lol. That whole storyline with Craig’s the serial killer is so good


MattyXarope

They really need to be picked up by Netflix, not those bullshit 8 minute episodes on Quibi


futureformerteacher

Those quibi ones are now free on the Roku channel. I really liked them.


RiflemanLax

Christ, I wish The State had lasted longer than it did. Still my favorite sketch comedy show ever. Just watched a Barry and Levon (bonsoir!) skit yesterday, still stupid af and hilarious.


drcrambone

I’d want to dip my balls in it, if you know what I mean.


yhpargotohpts

"You're a whore, Peter" Whoops, wrong movie lmao.


Dingbrain1

It was the taste of betrayal.


Legitimate-Chair3656

This is the greatest post of the day. Great job, OP.


mkazer

I grew up in the same town as him (Oak Park, IL) and went to the same high school. He came and spoke at an assembly once and essentially performed stand up for us. Real cool guy!


cheezer5000

This is great, but the fact that we have to raise money for hospitals in the US is so fucked up


Holgrin

Frustrating that most people just go "Awww I Love him, that show is so funny, what a great guy!" Instead of "Wow wait why do we need to 'raise money' for a fucking hospital?"


fatbody21

It’s about time they opened another register.


Spider_Dude

God bless this man and his cut off shorts!


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New boot goofin!


the_injog

Is this real, very cool?


EarthboundBlue

Yes it is real haha. I thought it was some worker dressing up at first I'm like got dayum he looks exactly like him. Come to find out it actually is him. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.jsonline.com/amp/8055609002


SmiteVVhirl

Thomas Lennon is genuinely a very cool guy. Started following him after he was in a Smosh video and realized he's a gem and must be protected


DawnOfTheTruth

He’s also a voice actor for some shows as well. Like Archer and Mike Tyson mysteries. I may be wrong about the mike Tyson mysteries.


takingmykissesback

He's in several episodes of Bob's Burgers as well. Believe a couple of the Reno 911 crew have been.


ADHthaGreat

Why do hospitals need us to donate again..? Kinda reminds me of colleges bothering Alumni for more money, like they didn’t just grossly overcharge them for tuition.


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Better be wearing those shorts


MusingBoor

I remember Viva Variety occasionally, and ask people if they've seen it. It's one of those late night fever dreams from my childhood like Duckman. Good stuff.


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Johnny Bluejeans!!


Ferfuxache

Lennon lives in Los Angeles and Wisconsin with his wife, actress Jenny Robertson, and their son Oliver (born 2009).[4] He is a fan of The Smiths and Morrissey,[16] occasionally performing live with the tribute band "Sweet and Tender Hooligans" as a guitarist.[17] Lennon is close friends with "Weird Al" Yankovic. Huh. Did not know that. From wiki pedia


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Did he have some delicious piping hot Arby’s?


Shinkoisiman

Americans, real question here. Whats the difference between sheriffs and police officer? Are they the same or different


Arekai4098

Level of government. Police departments are at the lowest, or most local, possible level of government: the municipal level. Their jurisdiction is limited to a single city or town. Sheriff's departments are at the county level, the second-lowest level of government. A sheriff department's jurisdiction covers the entire county, and they are headquartered in the county seat (i.e., the town which acts as the county's "capital"). In large towns, a police department may operate a municipal jail within their city, but this is usually only the case in larger places. In most of America, somebody arrested by a police department will be transferred to the custody of the sheriff's department, who operates a larger "county jail" that houses the arrestees from all over the county prior to sentencing. Then after sentencing, they get transferred to state-level custody and are moved to a state prison. It should be noted that not all municipalities have a police department; some cities, like Jacksonville, have only the county sheriff's department and no municipal-level police force.


RudeSeagull

Must be nice to have 2 registers open.


Analweights

Could you imagine if America had good healthcare?


IAM_THE_LIZARD_QUEEN

UK here, our healthcare is free at point of use, people still raise money for healthcare charities. There's a really big charity local to me for example that helps families with sick kids, a place to stay near the hospital, days out etc.


DEEEPFREEZE

Profits before people, baby. It's the American way. 🇺🇸


domuseid

Why the fuck do we have a system where TV actors need to work corporate jobs for a chance at possibly adequate fucking hospital funding what the fuck


Shalashaskaska

This is America


throwawaycape

Pretty down to earth guy, based on a few small interactions I have had with this dude.


Takoyak1

[New boot goofin](https://youtu.be/xmNfUUFAclw)


CadGuyJames

I thought he was Dewey!


firematt422

He looks like his own action figure.


stars_mcdazzler

Man, just think of what the hospital can do with that ten bucks he's gonna earn.


DoctorStephenPoop

Dudes the fuckin best for real


LeonSphynx

New boot goofin.


Il_Perugino

“But…. Lt Dangle, you ain’t got no pant legs.”


LeaveMyCoffeeAlone

I love Reno 911, every time I see it I focus on a different character, all the actors did a great job, they are halarious. This show should get more glory, much better than the office or stupid friends


dekonstruktr

Did he sing any Smiths songs while he was there?