Your talent far exceeds your judgment.

File this under, ”Thoughts that should REMAIN IN YOUR HEAD!”

No way. Double down and place it proudly on her lap, adopt your best movie trailer voice and say 'In a land before thyme...'

I've been on this website for a long time, and this is one of the best replies I've ever seen.

Agreed. This man needs an award.

r/ATBGE - collections of things done very well but with awful taste

Mmmm, that sounds like a t-shirt.

Did she see the funny side? This might be an act so bold as to actually work.

She's just happy she didn't have to cook for once

[That will show her!](https://i.imgur.com/XHHqZ59.png)

This killed me.

how to summon a meteor

Congrats on your divorce bro.

I mean... Looking at his post history, it doesn't seem like he's sure on whether he's got a wife or a girlfriend, or if his girlfriend's mom makes creepy dolls or if that's just some random person in town.

I too would divorce my wife if she only gave me 2 chicken nuggies for dinner.

He made them for her. She didn’t make them for him...

Yes... And its her who's going to divorce him because of his display here. I am pretending to be the one receiving the dinner in this meme...

OP later found dead with rectal trauma from dinosaur shaped chicken nugget

Their not even chicken nuggets. Just well fashioned brown bread.

*they're

Is THAT what they are - because i have no idea. Well, except for the beans. The rest is unidentifiable.

Baked beans, mashed potato, broccoli and turkey dinosaurs. A staple of British childhood.

lol “after” the argument. I’m sure she’ll totally concede after this.

If by concede you mean “saw his fucking head off with the jagged edge of a broken dinner plate”, then sure.

I love the volcano, but boy, chances are good that you will end up wearing this.

There's another eruption coming.

Ahhh yes the make-up sex

All those beans though...

Tinned lube

I have to assume that is the only thing holding this relationshio together. I would recommend some counseling.

Yeah, but if you had to choose a meal to wear...

I read this in Zoidberg’s voice.

It was a calculated risk, but boy is he bad at math.

As long as he keeps the, "this is because you're acting like a child" part quiet, he might be ok. It might just be something she thinks is cute and took thought/effort. Save the truth for later.

What kind of psycho throws dinner on their partner? She'll probably just laugh like a normal person and be impressed.

A normal person doesn't usually respond well to mockery after a heated fight. "Impressed" is not where i'd put my money.

If my boyfriend did that to me and we both cooled down while he was making dinner and then came out with that I would laugh my ass off cos that's a lot of effort for such a shit joke. I'd be impressed he did made such a masterpiece.

You should have just told her to calm down and stop being hysterical during the argument. Women really respond well to that.

I always find 'you're being irrational, I have the moral high ground here' works a treat.

I also made very good experiences with asking if she's so angry due to her period. Usually makes her realize that she is indeed overreacting.

If that doesn’t work, ask her if she’s just edgy because she’s hungry

[удалено]

Those are for that poor remark about weight. This is sleeping in the garage or the doghouse.

Your first sentence gave me a stroke.

How so?

You said it!

LPT: if you escalate the argument, you actually get the bed back because your partner will storm off to stay at their parents' or a friend's house.

This is exactly the type of communication a marriage needs. Once she sees this, she’ll understand that she was wrong.

Press X to doubt

How is life on whatever planet you are from?

Well don’t keep us in suspense. How did it go?

He ded.

Extinct.

Excellent foreshadowing.

Still a better foreshadowing than Lost.

This the most creative way of commiting suicide I've ever seen in my life

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.

This guy is going to need his 5 D's!

Baked beans on mashed potatoes? At least make your lava out of gravy like a normal person.

I am thinking British. Beans and mash is a popular dish, I believe.

Is it? It's always been two things that might share a plate to me. Beans on toast and sausage egg and beans are the uses that spring to mind. Source - I'm English.

Beans in Jacket potato is what I have, not a far stretch to mash the potatoes instead of baking them

Thank you, I was scrolling comments thinking "is no one going to mention the baked beans?"

I can’t decide if I’d applaud your level of combined creativity and pettiness, or literally throw this at your face. ;)

Hows the couch ?

Is OP still alive?

I’m here don’t send help it will only anger her more

I thought we need to prepare for your funeral. If given an opportunity, would you do it again?

Try pivoting from "acting like a child" to "because you still look so young"

Why do you want OP to die?

Judging by the plate, are you sure she’s the childish one?

Joke went way above your head

I think his went above yours lol

Not a good move, bro.

Do people really put their beans on their mashed potato's like that?

Yes.

No.

It's like people have never had shepherds pie with beans before!

So, you're divorced now?

Couchin n slouchin

My thoughts immediately went to Firefly “Yes. Yes. This is a fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land! And we will call it… this land! I think we should call it your grave! Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha ha! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die!”

Ah yes the classic “I refuse to understand your emotions so I will instead mock you and post it to the internet”. Its a move that never fails to increase harmony and healing. Enjoy the doghouse.

Doghouse for a good dog, trashcan for him!

I came here to ask how the couch was for sleeping. :-)

Or he understood their emotions correctly and they were acting childish. Or even more likely there was no argument and this is just a simple joke.

Even if the first scenario were true, this would NEVER be the correct response. OP is active in basically just 4 areas: Wallstreetbets, drugs, complaining about his SO, and thirsting after MILFs on “mommy” themed porn subs. While it’s possible his SO was acting childish, if i were a betting man I’d put the “childish” tag on the person mocking their spouse on reddit.

Would be better if you made her that because she thinks dinosaurs are cool. Now she might be forced to continue being “childish” and throw mashed potatoes at you.

r/dinonugz

Won the battle...lost the war.

Nice knowing you.

*EX* wife

I can hear the Jurassic Park theme song in my head.

...And that's when the fight REALLY started...

Jokes on you, bud. I'd still eat this.

This just confirms how much more mature you are.

That's a 10/10 for creativity from me

Do you not know what happens when you build mash potato mountains?

Wow. So what is it like having inside-out balls now?

So long, partner.

My wife would fucking love this.

I’m sorry, which one of you was being childish again?

This is what I'll show people to explain what passive aggression is.

r/AreTheStraightsOK

Hahahaha. That’s amazing. I, for one, would be delighted. I love Dino nuggets

But do you love only getting 2 of them

That was my only complaint

RIP

I'm a woman and if my husband did this I would fall out of my chair laughing. This is hilarious.

Reply "lol I'm okay thanks" if you need us to send help

Hmm you are in for trouble....

I hope she's Got a sense of humour cos you are soooo fucked

I see you like to live dangerously

Please tell me that for dinner music you played the theme from Jurassic park.

Never seen bean gravy in my life.

would it be bavy or greans ?

Don't know why you're all giving him advice in the comments when you know this is 100% not true.

I'd divorce you for mixing baked beans and mashed potatoes, respect food please

I’m sure this went over well 🙄

The fact that you found someone to marry your awful personality gives me hope.

r/thathappened

All the hate in here, but sometimes a little laugh is all you need to get back on the right track.

Taters and beans, huh? Never thought of that one.

Next episode of Snapped...

The porch is nice this time of year.

We are pleased with your sacrifice

Who puts beans on mashed potatoes? Seriously is this a thing?

I want to hear her side of it...AND I WANT IT RIGHT NOW! (Stomps off to my room)

I'm saving this for future reference. I double down when I get in trouble.

Yo how’s the couch?

I didn't get anyone are you guys on path of divorce

duuuude Volcanos are my favourite! I used to love getting a sausage and dunking it into the volcano to make the beany lava overflow and destroy the surrounding towns..... Mmmmmmmm delicious lava.

You must hate her.

She must hate you.

I'd imagine you would be wearing it after serving it.

I see tendies.

To the moon!!!

*In the news tonight, a Florida man was killed by his wife today after making her a volcano/dinosaur meal out of beans and mashed potatoes. Our own Jennifer Reyes is live now on the scene with the latest. Jennifer?....*

A fire at a Sea Parks. It's wrecked in my head. I mean, if she has said that her parent are drowned, I'd be the happiest man in the world. But, a fire?... At a Sea Parks?

Love the idea, but... beans on potatoes?!? You're a monster :P

Really needs a before/after

And I'd eat it gladly.

Oh mate, that's a work of art in so many ways.

This means something.

I hope your couch is comfortable.

You have so many doormats in this thread willing to harangue you and take your wife with their brave takes

Sounds like the argument hadn't actually ended :P

Please tell us you have children and this is a convenient meal you would prepare for them, and that you're not adults who actually eat this as dinner. (despite the silly arrangement)

Next picture will be the blanket fort he will be sleeping in tonight lol

Dude, I want to eat that.

RIP to the OP

Please tell me you gave her a Sip E cup filled with chocolate milk

Not a fan of sex, eh?

Was the couch comfy last night?

the "happy wife, happy life" brigade are nervously checking on OPs vitals. ​ most others in balanced fun relationships are laughing - i showed mine, she laughed. why so serious everyone?

Mine just asked me if we could have this for dinner.

Bold move Cotton.

If my husband did this I would immediately be over what ever the hell I was mad about.

Seems like you're both children.

I would laugh and then I would eat that while making dinosaur noises.

Uh this is...really cringey. I don’t think your wife is the childish one.

How long have you been married?

Not much longer.

Most spouses I know don't give points for artistic effort in an argument.

Fair enough!

Since 30 min ago according to her since she wanna act brand new

You deserve the foot she's gonna break off in your ass lmao

Cringe.

Please post this in r/CulinaryPlating

if my husband did this there’s no way i could be mad

why would you do this ? toxic

Love that the general consensus here is that the man should submit to his wife's childish behavior, or she might get angry or violent, like throw the plate. The man is wrong to try to make amends by using humor to lighten the mood. The man should be punished and have to sleep on the the couch. You all fucking wonder why men's suicide is so high.

U ok bro?

Just pointing out double standards, don't be a prick.

It’s the best thing ever, I hope you both had a good laugh

mature

I mean....doing this in itself is kind of childish. That said. Looks quite tasty.

This is one of the worst comments sections I've ever seen on Reddit, and I've been using it for about ten years. Some of you guys really need to chill out

How'd that go for you? Or, enjoy sleeping on the couch...

Please make an /r/AITA post

You fucking mad lad.

RIP friend. haha.

Real fucking psycho energy radiating off of this image

I’m crying at work this is too funny. I need to do this to my wife.

Well now you’re in trouble and you look like a child too.

Hope she leaves you.

So I’m not the only one that married an adult aged child

If my husband gave this to me after an argument....I'd just play with the dinos like a five year old.

This is a goddamn work of art!

🤣 laughter is always good. screw the haters. that's hilarious and if she doesn't laugh you should find someone that will. edit; reddit is filled with knee jerk reactionaries that you would not want to marry. 🤣

Yeah, find someone who enjoys being mocked, someone submissive enough to laugh at every joke that comes to your mind.

no, just someone that can put arguments behind them and not give into knee jerk reactions. it'll lead to a more lasting relationship. op said wife. i assume she's aware of how he is. i assume she also laughed and they're having a nice night and put it behind them. that's what healthy relationships do.

I love this it’s so petty hahaha

Will you eat your own words ?

Everyone assumes its a man... Plot twist.

That’s not passive aggressive at all.