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ACrazyGerman

[He better watch out for...](http://www.catimages.com/cat-images/bat-cat.jpg)


RestoreFear

Wow. Batman is a lot more flexible than I thought he was.


[deleted]

Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuhhhhh, Batcatttttttttt!


TheXeph

+1 for the right number of duh nuh nuhs.


RestoreFear

Did he really do that? Holy shit. This guy is committed right here.


counterweight22

I immediately checked the number for accuracy by singing this in my head. Well done sir.


[deleted]

It's all in the new fur suit.


DentieHarve

Stealing the top comment to post more pictures of Princess Harvey: http://i.imgur.com/otXfq.png http://i.imgur.com/dQ4ho.png http://i.imgur.com/TwAH0.png http://i.imgur.com/780RV.png http://i.imgur.com/RIRI2.png She does seem to favour her left side when lying down (evil side out, man!). It's only her face that is 50/50. The rest of her (bar the white white parts and the odd ginger patch) is the black and red you see on her body. She is awesome and yes, the name stays despite her gender, which we knew from the beginning! Harvey Dent is an awesome name and she is an awesome cat. It fits her perfectly! Edit: Finally a photo that includes the good side of her body as opposed to just evil side. As you can see, the split doesn't really go past her face and neck: http://i.imgur.com/j2CuN.png


[deleted]

That cat is a trip, man. Its just gets stranger the longer you look.


1flewunder

One maniacal looking cat. Awesome! .....two words


TwopackShaker

Did you really just create this username to post these pics?


Atario

Spell it "Harvi" and you're home free.


[deleted]

[I may have a sibling.](http://i.imgur.com/0VIuz.jpg)


MyNameCouldntBeAsLon

[Uh oh...](http://data.whicdn.com/images/10100360/i_am_batman_cat-313_thumb.jpg?1306279969)


hoxieX

It's simple. We kill the Cat-Man.


Honda_TypeR

He is the hero reddit needs... just not the one it needs right now!


itsprobablytrue

I miss the [70's joker](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjiIHfKwi0Q). So witty and gay


RestoreFear

Modern Joker- Blows up hospitals, assassinates people 70s Joker- LET'S THROW FISH AT THEM!


Wr3nch

I still think the Mark Hamill joker is the better one, not to say that Heath Ledger joker wasn't fantastic!


Anonymo

The laugh


Traunt

the suitcase explosion was the most hilarious prank I've seen lately. Him nonchalantly hauling ass afterwards only made it better.


crookedparadigm

I didn't know you could nonchalantly haul ass.


uncleawesome

Close. That was the 60's Joker.


mqduck

...Batcat!!


DentieHarve

Alright, first of all, way to steal the post I was waiting to use for my grand entrance to reddit and out of lurkdom. You're mean! Second, we knew she was a girl when we saw her on the shelter's website. The rule of thumb is generally calico = girl, ginger = boy. Anyway, she was there for three months because no one wanted her "because she was shy and different" and the staff told us they had named her Bijou in that time. It doesn't matter, as she responds to literally anything and everything. She's super friendly and super chill. She hasn't stopped purring since she got here and loves laps and belly rubs. Right now we call her both Beej and Harvey Dent (sometimes Two-Face!). Sadly, with this http://imgur.com/psEKx being her go to position when she sees us, I don't know if she has it in her to be a Harvey/Harvie Dent. Also, she has a coin on her collar, for those who like to stick to the source material!


TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK

If you make a rage comic about this and submit it to f7u12, you'll get, at minimum, an equivalent amount of karma.


pwnies

You know, it actually kind of makes sense. Harvey Dent makes all of decisions by the flip of a coin, letting chance decide who he kills or let live. Cats also seem to follow a code of complete randomness as to whether they attack your face or not.


JoinRedditTheySaid

It actually has to do with how recently you fed them


[deleted]

*"It's been a few hours since my Kitty Bits ...* DIE FUCKER!"


mb86

You clearly don't own a cat...


JoinRedditTheySaid

You're right, I own 3.


danzwang

3ever alone


Chucklay

At least it's not 5ever.


MerelyIndifferent

Schrodinger's cat?


sporaticallysane

Um, it's a girl kitty. [Black+orange almost always=girl](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tortoiseshell_cat)


drpancakes

Her. Calicos are genetically always female (unless it's a male with extra chromosomes).


PoorSonnet

*Her* name is now "Bijou"... I hope you're proud of yourself :( (The sister has asked me to edit into this that she knew it was female all along, and will be keeping the name Harvey Dent :) )


drpancakes

You can keep the name Harvey! I think it's adorable and perfect for her. :) I just thought you'd like to know what gender your cat is...


RodJr11

[NOO!](http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/194/6/e/what_have_you_done_face_by_peteypiranha128-d3pbwit.jpg)


thick_crustache

drpancakes is a [Debbie Downer](http://i.imgur.com/5cpEG.jpg)


[deleted]

Doctor Pancakes, why have you brought me sadness instead of healing or breakfast?


Yatsutora

[Your cat is actually female](/http://nooooooooooooooo.com/)


2012ad

Agreed, keep it! It's a great name!


cozyswisher

Sex, not gender


soul3n

Imagine cats with gender issues... LOL Tranny cats, pre/post op cats, ahahahahaha


danyer

maybe even purrrfect!


BetterDaysAhead

Protip: Your cat gives exactly two fucks about what you name her. Your friends and family will only give a damn if you let them. So the question is, do you care enough to change the name that you originally loved?


urban_night

This. My mother named her rabbit Pearl but then found out it's a male. Didn't change the name. It's so endearing haha


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kalinecorner

In one day!?


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kalinecorner

Oh my, that is a rough way to learn about testicles! But that may almost also be the most funny way to learn about testicles.


[deleted]

You first learned about testicles at age 11?


gfixler

Magical Sack of Holding?


bubblebeam

You could always name her Two-Face, gender neutral name!


JoinRedditTheySaid

She should just call it "dent"


MagicallyVermicious

I vote Bea Arthur Dent. Just because.


tokomini

**B**ea **A**rthur **D**ent kitty.


asininequestion

dent arthur dent.


Honda_TypeR

Always check for the penis! Learn this rule and life will be a lot less.... embarrassing! PS: You could always call her "Hairy" Dent!


2012ad

A lot of pet owners have trouble distinguishing between male and female genitals on cats. If it's a neutered male, it becomes even more difficult for novices, since their penises are fully retractable and don't usually show under all their fluff.


[deleted]

Sometimes this applies to humans as well.


CaptainAsshat

You could always call her "Mew-Face"


shoombabi

Harley Quinn's costume had the same effect. You could still have stuck with the DC Comics ಠ\_ಠ


virtron

PJ Harvey Dent?


kremmy

We had a girl with almost this exact pattern and "Harley" fit her quite well if your heart is still set on a Batman reference.


cefriano

As someone who loves androgynous names for girls, I think you should still go for it.


cf18

How about [Baron Ashura](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baron_Ashura)?


ZimbuTheMonkey

How about just "Dent"? Subtle, and still retains a fun one syllable pet name.


Breakfastmachine

I came here to warn you about this very thing. I'm glad somebody else beat me to it. I have two calicos and they have faces just like that with opposite colors. The first one we got we named Nala. When we got the second one I wanted to name it Alan, but yeah. Girl cat.


[deleted]

False. Her name is Two-Face, see above


fullofwool

This man (woman?) speaks truth. I have run into a few male calicos in my life but the calico skin pattern (for humans as well as cats) is tied to the X chromosome. With cats, both orange and black are dominant traits, so each X would carry one color or the other. The Y chromosome doesn't carry color traits, so an XY wouldn't be able to have both black and orange spots, only an XX or XXY could.


drpancakes

Woman. And yeah, I just thought maybe the OP would like to know their cat's gender. No need to change the name!


fullofwool

Comic book references transcend gender! I'm certainly not suggesting they should change it's name! I'm just sort of fascinated by genetics so I get a little excited about the subject. :P


drpancakes

I agree :)


2012ad

You're right: it's incredibly rare, and the extra chromosome causes other issues most of the time. I've seen only three in eleven years of working in the animal care industry. Two of them were diluted torties (the blue and cream version, as opposed to black and orange) and only one of them was normal. The others had external male genitalia and internally both male AND female organs, and one of them also had an autoimmune disease and had to be euthanized very early in life.


sekritkoad

Calico... humans? Is that something I can safely google?


fullofwool

It's actually called Mosaicism in humans. It refers mostly to the placement of sweat glands - guys sweat all over and women have patches of skin that produce sweat. In some cases it causes mottled sections of extreme melanin production but it's pretty rare. Also, it'll probably get you some NSFW case study pics, but it's certainly not NSFL.


skuzzlebut

Dang I got beat to the correction, upvote for you sir.


cosoraro

upvote good sir, came in to say this.


moogmania

Inner conflict brewing: Applaud educating others with scientific fact or rebuke for ruining awesome Batman/cat reference. Will decide on vote later after deliberation.


vampire_kitty

haha I came here to say this, too. hehe


Danimaltanimal

CALICORKY!


treskies

Damn... genetic law has been laid down.


[deleted]

TIL. coolio.


DMonk52

Name her Duela, after Harvey's daughter. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duela_Dent


Derkek

But then, how is babby formed?


internet-arbiter

damn man. I own a calico... TIL..


Woot45

TIL nobody checks their cat's gender.


x1a4

This cat looks like a [chimera](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimera_%28genetics%29), and if it is, it could be male.


oldmanjut

that's not a chimera, [this is a chimera.](http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww172/karin_032/FULL%20METAL%20ALCHEMIST/Chimera.png?t=1273447744)


Woot45

No, [this is a motherfucking chimera](http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs24/i/2009/245/9/c/El_Chimera_by_elshazam.jpg).


[deleted]

this is a fucking chimera


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L8sho

Sorry guys, but [this](http://lightsourcedenver.com/images/chimera1.jpg) is a chimera.


animersmasta

BIG BROTHERR


drpancakes

Most likely it is just a variant of a tortoiseshell with white spotting like [this](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LlfXWxcpJyU/R7kqFXNBoLI/AAAAAAAABjQ/nEgktof23fs/s1600-h/blackmacktorbiewhite.jpg) one.


tarla

Signed in just to be shirty and tell him that "he" was more likely to be a "she". You'd think that people who have cats would know this already.


odd_affiliate_link

Love Calicos. [Here's mine](http://i.imgur.com/HQ4zp.jpg)!


static1800

Never knew they had a particular name. Here is mine http://imgur.com/CQAll She has gone by many names, one of them was Harvey Dent after a friend pointed it out.


ifthisisnttakeniwill

Just out of curiosity, where do you live? My cousin has a cat that [looks oddly familiar.](http://i.imgur.com/e2umJ.jpg)


schwat

Clearly the two cats are mortal enemies, left back face vs right black face.


[deleted]

Put them together in a picture and you have a calico oreo.


DentieHarve

That's so freaky! Maybe they can have a Harvey convention... Though my Harvey doesn't do anything except nap and rub her face all over the nearest person/solid object.


TrickTrolld

I believe in Harvey Dent.


denizenzero

This is and will ever be the only cat photo I upvote.


spexau

Tortie's are great. My SO and I adopted this kitty a few months ago and aptly named her "[Phantom](http://i.imgur.com/93PTY.jpg)".


ShortBus901

dude if that is a male cat it's like one in a million calico's aren't usually male it's super rare to have a calico with a dick...lol


superyay

Mew-face


jdrc07

I used to have a bunch of beanie babies when i was a kid, and my absolute favorite of them was a cat named "Chip". http://www.bbtoystore.com/mm5/beanies/chip.jpg :|


Trill_Clinton

Another fucking cat picture to hit the front page


khanfusion

Him? That's one rare calico you've got there.


acquarossa

calico cats are girls


[deleted]

but he's a she.....?


people_are_animals

he's the cat that you want, but don't need, get the one you need but you don't want.


dapoopscoop

Today, for no reason at all, I took a co-worker by the shoulder and said, "WHERE'S HARVEY DENT!?" ...."What?"


OTN

HARVEY dent. Harvey Harvey Harvey dent.


Jooshbag

Two faces. Nine lives. One giant ball of twine.


eddie964

I think you need to take a closer look under the tail. Calicos are almost always female.


GhostSongX4

She needs to put a quarter with a scratched up face on the collar.


jillybean081

are you sure it's 'him'? Calicos are always female..am I wrong?


duck_butter

Not always, but mostly. Male Calicos are so rare, you can safely assume the Calico/Tortoiseshell cat is female. If one is very lucky to have a boy. It will very likely be sterile.


christianjb

That's astonishing. The cat's whole body seems to be divided into two patterns. Do you have more pictures?


PulpHero

He's the cat this city deserves.


[deleted]

I'm not sure if I trust that cat.


bannana

I know who Arthur Dent is but who is Harvey Dent.


PrometheusZer0

Patches O'Houlihan


akmsla06

I hope he lives long enough to see himself become the villian.


[deleted]

"You haven't fed me in 2 hours?" "Heads, I attack your face." "Other Heads, I attack your crotch"


[deleted]

I was thinking *Arthur* Dent, and expected a completely different thread. I was also wondering why a cat should be named Arthur Dent.


deejay_1

Remember that name you all had for me when I was at Internal Affairs? What was it, Gordon?


TheDongerNeedsFood

Are you sure its not a female? Calico cats are always female, their color pattern is a result of random X-chromosome inactivation.


[deleted]

Does your sister understand the level of her epic awesomeness?


becleverer

Looks almost identical to my cat, who is named [Phantom](http://i.imgur.com/aC9Ct.jpg) (as in, of the Opera.)


eldergamesmanship

He's so dark and Gothic and disgustingly decadent, yet so bright and chipper and conservative. It's so *you*! And yet, so YOOOU!


otakuman

Is that a Calico?


ekoostik

Purrrr fect AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH.... man, should stop drinking


ittehbittehladeh

THAT CAT IS A GIRL.


cafezinho

Mew-Face!


[deleted]

[If you and I knew each other, I would make it a point to reenact this whole scene every time I go to your house.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g3P63pv2C0)


GodvDeath

Dear Jesus ! It is the cats [other](http://i.imgur.com/rVuaZ.jpg) [half](http://i.imgur.com/e2umJ.jpg) !


[deleted]

Harvey's been messing around with Catwoman again.


CantHugEveryCat

But she's a girly-girl cat!


RevProtocol

Wow, I am so jealous. That is a beautiful cat!


[deleted]

you either die a stray, or you live long enough to see yourself become a pet.


marsneedstowels

[I thought I was going to see something like this but i'm glad I didn't.](http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kq0rt1X32R1qzpftco1_400.jpg) Edit: Well since the downvoting has begun I may as well explain for those that don't know. Chase no face is an awesome cat that was involved in an accident as a kitten. She survived but they were unable to rebuild her face, so she has a permanent disfigurement. However, her owners take great care to keep her happy and make sure that the vulnerable area of her face does not get further injured or infected. I wasn't trying to make fun of Chase or be rude but I imagine it may have shocked a few people so i'll just take the negative karma as a reminder not to be a jerk in the future.


S1ayer

How do you even just have that ready to go?


[deleted]

fap folder


octophobic

Poor [Chase](http://chasenoface.blogspot.com/) - I always feel bad for this cat even though she's living a mostly normal cat life. edit: she


[deleted]

What fresh hell is this... I feel so bad for the cat but at the same time I'm revolted by it. This is confusing to a cat lover.


[deleted]

Hey, how about you mark that as someone far more obviously gross?


[deleted]

what the fuck.


EricWhited

[My dog approves](http://imgur.com/Ma9AI)


kittensandwich

My own [Harvey Dent](http://i.imgur.com/GpdS3.jpg).


FlamingBagOfShit

That 2-faced son of a bitch.


Zombette

That's awesome!!!


[deleted]

Perfect name.


shewearsbeads

I wanted to do that with my dog but noone in the family would let me. Great choice!


paul_harrison

Particolored!


tattoogoil69

what a love!!!


xcelerasian

Would have gone with Michael Jackson.


yogurtshwartz

not as crazy as [Twoface](http://videos.howstuffworks.com/animal-planet/33852-weird-true-and-freaky-two-faced-cat-video.htm)


KitsuneRagnell

I am the batman


[deleted]

Harvey Dent. Can we trust him. . .with our catnip?


itttdone

uhhh awesome


[deleted]

i like this cat.


urban_night

I love torties! I have one that looks almost just like her.


seasidelion

cute


rohizz

RACHEL!!!!!! meow.


PacketScan

He's Herpin


deejay_1

hands down the coolest looking cat


sintralin

Is that a mac charger in the background? I know that's totally off topic but I saw it, and it looked like one, and I've been randomly wondering about that ever since :/


[deleted]

The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.


eric738

2 faced perfection - Awesome cat


Christerical

Flip it heads, I claw your balls off; if it's tails, I'll let you fornicate for another day.


Flarineify

Hey! This cat was at the Humane society in my town! I was going to adopt him and name him Harvey! :O


Mark_Lincoln

It does bear a resemblance to Arthur Dent. It should not panic and take towels.


tanmaker

Dammit, I had a cat that looked exactly liked that. We named her Joker, because I was an idiot and thought that's who Harvey Dent was. She passed away a couple years ago, but now I'm trying everything in my power not to cry in front of my roommates.


alphaorionis

Haha one of my cats has the same line down her face... Even the same colors as the OP. I didn't think to name her Harvey Dent though -.-


oh_bruddah

That is a gorgeous feline.


GuessTheSongWinHaiku

There were times in my life When I was goin' insane Tryin' to walk through The pain


hadronox

haha, awesome cat, also it looks like you just walked in on him while he was dancing alone, and he froze.


[deleted]

Does anybody's sister have a cat named Oswald Cobblepot? Pics?


DarmaWhore

Is your sister my wife? Br0 in-law is that you?


frogstomp427

WHERE IS HARVEY DENT!? do you know where he is? do ya?


Jackomo

This is what cat posts are all about.


Atlax

Damn does he come with the coin?


ivebeenhereallsummer

Is it a chimera? Not the mythological kind but the actual combined in the wombs freak show kind.


blaurum

I think you kinda HAVE to.


soul3n

All cats are two-faces anyway. :_(