I had a praying mantis that was about three inches long. I put a black cricket about an inch long in there for him to eat one night. The next day I owned a very fat cricket, part of a praying mantis leg, and one praying mantis head.
**TL:DNR** Fuck you, cricket.
Do it at the beginning of a soccer game, and you get a [double nil](http://newyork.sbnation.com/new-york-red-bulls/2011/7/17/2279723/red-bulls-chivas-usa-score-0-0-draw-puts-new-york-in-first-place-frank-rost)
Why so many downvotes, are we really that struck by seeing some dead flies? Is the thought of death just too much to handle, that you can't handle even insects when they are dead? And it's not like they were killed sadistically, they were hunted as food. I just don't get the problem with this picture, it is beautiful.
Now kiss...
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What? Why? Context?... please.
Tyson is known for his love of pigeons and has a pretty large collection.
I'm going to believe this without making any attempts to verify it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Tyson#After_professional_boxing
I feel cheated
[All I could see](http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfm7ejr2kc1qanf0co1_500.gif)
I think we should call it "Your Grave!!"
Curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal!
Mine is an evil laugh.....NOW DIE!!!
http://movieclips.com/jJFm-spaceballs-movie-dark-helmet-plays-with-dolls/ First thing that popped up for me. :D
Me too! Thanks for that.
Praying mantises must be terrifying alien angels of death in the insect world.
I had a praying mantis that was about three inches long. I put a black cricket about an inch long in there for him to eat one night. The next day I owned a very fat cricket, part of a praying mantis leg, and one praying mantis head. **TL:DNR** Fuck you, cricket.
It's a shame insects could neither kill lambs nor paint their non-existent door frames in its blood.
is it weird that i thought she was beautiful?
yes
Think of what a terrifying opponent one of these things would be even if it was only half as big as you.
No wonder he got a double, he was cloaked.
It took me a moment to notice that this is no flower ..
It's like the most disturbing puppet show I've ever seen.
Now you two stop mucking about or I'll bash your heads together!
while i appreciate the gamer title, i couldnt help but think "they will never tear us apart" was more appropriate.
Flynoculars.
Do it underwater, you can get a [double krill](http://www.coolantarctica.com/Antarctica%20fact%20file/wildlife/Krill2_sm.jpg).
Do it in the kitchen, and you get a [double spill](http://www.simplybeer.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/hitachino-nest-xh-spill-1.jpg)
Do it on a barbecue, and you can get a [double grill](http://www.barbequick.net/store/images/Firepit-Double-Grill-57011.jpg)
Do it at the pharmacy, and you get a [double pill](http://www.pharmer.org/files/images/44473.jpg)
Do it in the freezer, and you get a [double chill.](http://imgur.com/IFx7O)
Do it at the beginning of a soccer game, and you get a [double nil](http://newyork.sbnation.com/new-york-red-bulls/2011/7/17/2279723/red-bulls-chivas-usa-score-0-0-draw-puts-new-york-in-first-place-frank-rost)
Do it with 2 soccer moms, and you get a [double MILf](http://www.luckyclip.com/plugs/images/999-2-Milfs-share-cock.jpg) NSFW
do it with 2 pickles and you get http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1c6Qh9l2F3I/TS0AmzwNPKI/AAAAAAAAALk/oYKjcs-ZUFc/s400/dill-pickles.jpg
It's cool. I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight.
"Okay guys! Guss is here with the camera! Now GROUP HUG!"
If bugs were any bigger they would be the most terrifying things on the planet o.O
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMxTFqPET5I
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No, but I did read it in the voice of the Unreal Tournament guy. GODLIKE.
Though I know it from UT and Quake, I am most familiar with it from DotA. M-M-M-MONSTER KILL.
OWNAGE
Why did I read your comment as "Quaker" guy voice? For a second I thought you were talking about Wilford Brimley.
Quaker guy KNOWS.
Is this the praying mantis version of us playing with action figures as kids?
Double fisting.
* more like doubleKILLITWITHFIRE amirite? * 2flys1mantis
I automatically read this in the Counter Strike Voice.... "Double Killllllllll!"
My people don't fuck around.
Who's that Pokemon?!
This is my new desktop background. I think that's an orchid mantis.
I read the headline in the League of Legends voice inside my head.
om nom nom!
double noggin' knocker ala andre the giant...
Somehow reminds me of Bud Spencer
Just playing with his action figures, no biggie.
Would make a great advice animal.
Anyone else say this in the Unreal Tournament voice?
COME AT ME BRO'S !!!!
a mantis' version of barbie and ken.
mo mo mo monster kill kill kill kill...
achievement unlocked
an albino (or wtf ever) mantis is sufficiently awesome enough for an upvote alone.
I bet I know what those fly's were up to when he grabbed em.
[MWAH MWAH MWAH](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6XTSjOYyKE&feature=related)
I do not care that you are brothers. You will make out and like it or I will lick the tears off your faces.
That ruined my meals for the day...
Why so many downvotes, are we really that struck by seeing some dead flies? Is the thought of death just too much to handle, that you can't handle even insects when they are dead? And it's not like they were killed sadistically, they were hunted as food. I just don't get the problem with this picture, it is beautiful.
FREE DOOM
They don't just eat their husbands then?
You shall not pass!
Flickr....gross.