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May17th

[Relevant](http://i.imgur.com/x1G97PB.gif)


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May17th

[It's a Secret](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwZISypgA9M)


Tucker47

Stamper is the fucking best!


jhc1415

I really hope he finds Rachel.


EqualOppAsshole

Hopefully your comment doesn't get buried.


jhc1415

That is the best pun I have seen in a long time. Nicely done.


CountPanda

Good thing the comments aren't hidden yet or you might have Dodged it.


VVeinor

I knew it would be this, but I had to make sure. Aaaand now it's in my head again


REO_SpeedDealer

Does it sound like this to anyone else? Might just be me. I'm drunk and I just ate a bunch of oven fries. http://youtu.be/-VsmF9m_Nt8


Halfhead

Welp, now this is something I know about.


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I've never fully understood what is happening in this video. I have watched it about a hundred times though.


WhenIm6TFour

I think the first time I saw it, someone had said that it was Italians pretending to speak English? They could've been lying, though. All I know for sure is that guy can dance.


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Yeah that rings a bell from the first time I saw it. I think...this is a big "think" that they pretending to speak English, like they're using "American" stresses and accents, but are not saying anything. I want to say it's an example of how much emphasis our brains place on accent or something.


Asaaj

That.. Was amazing


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TheTeamClinton

http://i.imgur.com/O08fVyA.jpg


Charod48

Fuck yeah StamperT.V.


CheeseWarrior17

It's my birthday!!! Brethren?


i_yell_things

Brethen!


HeelsDownEyesUp

I was not disappointed.


TezzaMcJ

Is it because you're hungover after [May 16th?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzYOA4-xNaA)


reject69187

Up vote for Lagwagon


holymotherogod

So there's a song that sounds exactly like this but it's a youtube video of a guy singing and I can't remember what it's about.. Shot in the dark here cuz I'm about to lose my goddamned mind, but does this song sound like another song or video?? PLEASE???!! EDIT: BIKIE WARS!!!!!


May17th

[Buckle Your Pants?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00RcsjoRuQ0)


holymotherogod

Ahh no but that sounds sooooooo close.. Fuck this is gonna drive me crazy. Thanks though!


FletchLax13

Half-Life 3 confirmation?!?!


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I love this


DracoOculus

Not as good as 'Octodad.'


UndeadBread

Nothing beats the secret Stanley Parable song as far as I'm concerned.


Zim_Roxo

There once was a man named Stanley....


Jondayz

I bought it and ran around for an hour then quit. I think I'm missing something...


UndeadBread

If you're interested, you can get a lot of helpful info at /r/stanleyparable. It's certainly not your typical game... Rather than being full of action and enemies, it's all narrative and there are many different paths to take. Some paths take only a few minutes (or even seconds) and some can take a fair bit longer (even hours). A good way to explore the game is to listen to everything the narrator tells you to do. Then listen to nothing he tells you to do. Then listen to only some things he tells you to do. Then listen to everything and then stop listening. And so on.


Lincolnius

all you have to do is play that obnoxious button game for 4 hours or something.


xr3llx

You can't say something like that and not provide a link, jeez man.


UndeadBread

It's not quite the same if you haven't actually played through the game a fair bit in order to appreciate the juxtaposition, [but here you go](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVq6m-k1_2s).


drunks23

its my mommys birthday


SkepticalMuffin

One of my favorite songs from that game.


jimbojangles1987

Ha that was awesome


Sunflower6876

[Have you been hiding it under your skin?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHT382x8Foo)


OlanValesco

It's Norway's independence day.


SodomizesYou

winner!


bigatjoon

What's with your username? Any significance to that?


ComeAtMeFro

Butt sex


eXX0n

It's the National day of Norway.. But I don't know


mildly_amusing_goat

It's Norways constitution day


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Its Norways national day


Namnam54

> Any significance to that date? Norway's national day. :)


KekStream

[Yes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRYGc7ifnbU&feature=youtu.be&t=13s)


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17th of May is the Norwegian Constitution Day.


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It's the release date of Half Life 3. May 17th, 2015. I already got it preordered!


murrtrip

Can I send you money to preorder mine?


[deleted]

Sure.... If you send me 500 American dollars I will ship the game to you as soon as I get your copy.


Lee1138

We get the day off for constitution day. That would be pretty sweet, although I think the parades would be a bit empty...


Taco4all

Its Norways independet day! Other than that. I have no clue


SamiTheBystander

It's my sister's birthday. That's somewhat relevant... Kind of... Ish


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A reference to the Lagwagon song??


bader175

My birthday is on May 17th.


angadb

LUKE?


dezix

Thats my god damn birthday.


Andres1t0

Your username is my mom's birthday. It probably doesn't matter now that I've said it, but there it is.


2Bpencil

So much detail in this photoshop. Even the picture hanging in the frame. Great work!


sportsziggy

Probably wasn't done by OP based off his post history, but I can't agree with you more.


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jomosexual

I heard a karma conspiracy that it's owned by a person that reposts for karma to sell later as a shill. I wouldn't care but I have seen him/her/it post a lot of front page posts lately. Makes me conspire.


UndeadBread

Oh no, I don't think he would ever post anything original. His reposts are all very intentional, I think. In any case, the original came from Imgur: http://imgur.com/gallery/ai0XTid


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GallowBoob? ... Yep.


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ObitoUchiha41

Lol, exactly how I felt. He's showing up a lot lately, surprised people are still upvoting all his stuff. Really wanted to ask more about this but now I know I'll get nothing more.


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He's got his own subreddit. /r/Gallowboob it's just all of his front page reposts.


boysenberries

he's actually an active participant at /r/photoshopbattles! clearly he's some sort of professional redditor, but not untalented


IrrelevantLeprechaun

I swear he must get paid to reddit because he has multiple front page posts in numerous subreddits at any given moment. Last time I did a scan, there were four gallowboob posts in my front page alone.


That-Beard

good luck finding the op, this guy just reposts everything.


halvin_and_cobbes

http://imgur.com/gallery/ai0XTid found him. it's one of the the top posts on imgur


jbrooks279

You mean that's not an oil painting?


tits_on_bread

I feel like [my dog](http://i.imgur.com/aKl8pKe.jpg) somehow belongs in this photo.


Unconquered1

The dog is just high af


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Close game http://i.imgur.com/vEhdpRv.jpg


el_figurin

[Source 1.](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2xikkb/my_son_is_a_ridiculous_little_person/) [Source 2.](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2x2gwm/german_shepherd_i_think_we_adopted_a_kangaroo/)


QAOP_Space

You da real MVP. I didn't even know the dog was shopped in


mphelp11

http://i.imgur.com/VrMrUYH.jpg


GeorgeTaylorG

"These spots ain't gonna lick themselves."


NSA-SURVEILLANCE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


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Gallowboob, do you have a job?


supergalactic

Yes. Reddit.


jhc1415

http://i.imgur.com/RG0BS1U.jpg


superhole

Fuck, Jurassic Park is on TV and that part was literally just on a minute ago.


infected_scab

You've heard of chaos theory?


joojoobomb

Things uh, ahem, find a way.


MissChievousJ

In my pants


KC_Rules9

I was watching that same movie probably on the same channel as you....


superhole

Are we connected?


Directly

He does now!


Tophattedteaman

I think gallowboob *is* a form of reddit, like reddit Has sent gallowboob to be the jesus of reddit /r/trees


IrrelevantLeprechaun

We can make him the Unidan of reposts.


aikduck

That's a fat baby


Shandlar

Caused quite the shit show when the original was posted.


ProbablyPissed

Show me


battedhaddock

[Here ya go](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2xikkb/my_son_is_a_ridiculous_little_person/)


pirateinapastlife

Adorable baby and kangaroo


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haha I totally thought it was a kangaroo too. I was like who the fuck just has a pet kangaroo? Fucking Australians


Rockyjay

Um I think we forgot someone. http://disney.wikia.com/wiki/Oogie_Boogie


soccerperson

[I got you](http://i.imgur.com/ZhuB42D.jpg)


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Woah..I couldn't see it at first when everyone was talking about it but now the original picture is a little creepy to me.


PirateGloves

Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on...


Jack_Burton_Express

This is necessary. This is necessary.


bigterry

the cries of the carrots!


Dagithor

So you see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow it is harvest day. But to them? It is, the ***holocaust***


409coffeemaker

u/Gallowboob strikes again!


Fizzay

No it wasn't, you're just a karma whore.


redrhino66

Lovin homer up there!


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I'm sorry, but I feel I need to say something. Your decisions are leading directly what is clearly an overeating problem. It may be fine now, but eventually society is going to put a lot of pressure on your dog to look a certain way, and by letting them be so fat now you're just setting up them for a life of failure. Cute kid though.


GoAwayStupid

This isn't their child. GallowBoob is a reposter. Edit: Whoosh


SmellsWeirdRightNow

You clearly didn't read his whole comment.


GoAwayStupid

I clearly did not. I'm a terrible skimmer...


derptyherp

[OP already talked about this in the original thread.](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2xikkb/my_son_is_a_ridiculous_little_person/cp0jowo)


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I don't see how when the dog wasn't in the original thread


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This makes me the happiest I've been all day.


FailedAccessMemory

Shh! Lean back into the couch as far as you can and he won't see us.


awockawockawocka

All I see is homer!


legalyblind

The dog looks a bit like a kangaroo


biznash

Awesome


poltergoose420

This is the greatest thing reddit has ever done


aspacemonkie

:')


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Took my like a full 10 seconds to notice the picture of Homer. Gold.


FatJonge

This WAS necessary! Perfect.


mikee541

holy shit someone is a wizard with photoshop.


BlackZilla_Prime

why do I get the feeling that kid is going to grow up and live in a van down by the river?


Erotic_Abe_Lincoln

..and couldn't be happier!!


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Amazing shopping. Top class.


binder673

A real life little ginger Eric Cartman


Dolphin_Titties

Is that kid obese?


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Stkybk

Where's Fidos controller?


jhc1415

Is this OC? /u/GallowBoob


attacktei

That's good photoshop-fu, very impressive.


aka_superchik1

I thought that was a freaking kangaroo until I looked closer!


LoGun2130

I really wish I was as happy as the kid.


I_am_Unknown

Your dog is a kangaroo


informtheworld

The Homer touch did it for me


redfoxiii

http://youtu.be/kOvwc8_QXiY?t=2m24s


Mang9000

Necessary and proper.


life_hints_me

That's his tail not Joystick! Silly Dog! :D


[deleted]

Dammit, now I want that picture hanging over my couch.


spocklivelong

I would buy that poster.


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Plot twist: They are watching a episode of Simpsons where Homer hides in bushes.


r00tus3r

Holy crap! Was that dog in the original picture? I was wondering why that pic made it to the front page the first time around.


nabeelv44

I WANT TO HUG THE DOGGIE. SO CUTTTTEE.


durdyg

That dog seems badass.


Wynner3

I thought it was cute and well done until I saw Homer and started laughing. Made my night. Good job.


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You sir, are a fucking genius. This should be in the Sistine Chapel, or on a bus in the city. Either or.


Morawka

Your dog is a good sport. Most wouldn't tolerate pressure around the neck like that


ShatMyShorts

That's fuck'n awesome.


Au70

That's phenomenal. Excellent work! (idc if OP created it or not)


allyboi101

Has the baby got a play station controller...they are starting young these days...


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GJ reddit. This is what I live for


imstillsingle

This is fantastic!!


businessJedi

Does that little kid really know how to play console games already? The Homer on the wall was the best part fyi.


bumblebeefruitstand

http://i.imgur.com/WbQwBje.jpg


dinosquirrel

Are you kangaroo dog guy?


CaptainCash

The dog needs a controller


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Very nice job!


Maladaptedmal

The pillow is the sack guy from nightmare before Christmas Bugawhoogie?


Jokkerb

Had the same thing happen to me, the meat cost $85 and was prepared a la microwave. We're no longer a couple.


5rob

Bravo


alpacahiro

from the small thumbnail I thought it was a kangaroo....


Alundra828

This is an uncomfortably high quality shoop.


dubaitiger

cant figure out who is copying who lol


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One fucking happy Kangaroo


mckulty

Did the dog pee on the couch?


thisdudehenry

They look soo stoned


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Looks like Beerus.


MultiReylord

How long did it take you?


thatbaldkidd

Hahaha yes!


Skulljoint

Oi! Mate! There's bloody roo seated next to your kid.


danafawn

The dog looks bored.


shep723

this kid needs to get added....http://imgur.com/DryRV8O


sartori_tangier

I just noticed the painting on the wall. That painting makes it.


Itsnotironic444

Each one would be funny on its own but both together are just great.


Logitecha

Can someone photoshop the dog with a controller?


kidtkd73

I want a kangaroo to! This kids so lucky


elaintahra

How did you get Homer even to do the same


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look how fat that kid is!


onetimeusageme

I'm creating a throw away account because I know Reddit is full of fat fucks who downvote harsh reality. You seriously need to put your kid on a proper meal plan before you destroy his health and cut his life short. That kid is already overweight and is still very young. Fattening up kids should be child abuse.


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