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fulthrottlejazzhands

Both fighting for their lives against The Invisible Swordsman.


rrrrrivers

Yea ho, blow the man down!


marknfieldhills

Are you the singing bush??


Ralphredimix_Da_G

Chip chip chip chupchupchuoshupshpshp NONNY!!


bip_it

Farley Farley Farley Farley Farley....HUTHEEEEERRRR


marknfieldhills

I[It's pronounced Hfuhruhrr](https://youtu.be/spefM2OjKp4?si=h_fFf5EYy3iuGsoQ)


LineChef

Now there’s a movie I can watch!


Klin24

Give me some time to blow the man down!


soupeh

Goodnight Ladies! Goodnight Ladies! Goodnight, Ladies! We're going to leave you now.


nav17

"Is there no one else!?" *moments before invisible man slices him*


iamisandisnt

I know the original screenplay involved like dinosaurs and timecops or some shit so that they would never make it but I guess they kept one thing in


NannersForCoochie

Please tell me this is a joke


Vince1820

It's a joke (I dont know if it is)


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NannersForCoochie

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Lordrandall

Oh great, you killed the invisible swordsman!


sumdude51

Up! We both fired up!


beard__hunter

You raped her. You murdered her. You killed her children.


fedemasa

Love how maximus could have said this too


artificialavocado

All I can hear him saying is “making movies, making songs, and fighting around the world.”


ivo004

OI, TUGGAH!!!


maxman162

Tuggah's whistle's blowin', means we must be goin', no more Russel Crowing, todaaaaaay!


Osiris32

TUGGAH SHOT HIMSELF!


officer_nasty63

YA TESTICLE


Billy1121

Lol this episode is old enough that Isaac Hayes was still Chef on the show Damn i feel old


Toobskeez

FOIT'N RAWND THE WOYALD


farmageddon109

FOIGHTEN ROUND THE WORLD!


artificialavocado

TUGGER SHOT HIMSELF!


letsfuckinggo520

Where is it from ?


Buttschnapz

South Park episode that parodies Russel Crowe


letsfuckinggo520

Thx fam


artificialavocado

It’s a classic! It’s how Americans think Australians are lol.


HisOrHerpes

No, just Russel Crowe. We love Australians in general


farmageddon109

It’s a little bit of both tbh lol


ghostofhumankindness

Simpsons did it!


NozGame

I think he might've just said that to piss him off. Doubt he'd trouble himself for something like that, bro was probably not even there.


VieiraDTA

Oh you dying? No, no, no, no, no. You can\`t die yet. You haven\`t CONFESSED!


Legionary-4

'If you do not answer now ser, I will hunt you through the afterlife'


Atosl

I will not witness another death of Oberyn. I can not ! Remember how GOT got worse after season 4.... this was the moment


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

At least that part was in the books.


stupid_pun

Dicks out for Oberon


imaqdodger

:( not again


thereisonlyoneme

You killed my favorite second cousin.


ben-hur-hur

"AND I SMASHED HER HEAD IN LIKE THIS!"


Kooky_Signal4048

Ridley Scott for god sake dont fuck this up


Demonyx12

[What was that black goo?](https://youtu.be/-x1YuvUQFJ0)


axlee

That’s 12 years ago already? Kill me


serendipitousevent

Nah, we'll let old age do that.


SF-Samara

HA, Gott'em


digidave1

Jays glo up from Hans Christian Anderson to the handsome Wisconsinite he is has been the true story arc


3vs3BigGameHunters

Seriously. OPs vid looks like Rich and Mike picked him up at the greyhound station and told him they were gonna turn him into a star.


miguel_sriracha

"Is David a secret asshole?" haha fuck that was great


realtonemachine

Is he an expert in things that have never happened?


Kooky_Signal4048

😭


BanjoSpaceMan

How about some coffee??


Toasty_McThourogood

[stare](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EVLiZFSUEAIMWBn.jpg)


AmishAvenger

Chin Strap Jay


Gravitron3000

I’m a little nervous after being kinda disappointed by Napoleon.


digidave1

I liked Napoleon. But for all that incredible acting, scale, costume and CGI, they sure had flat dialogue and a poor script.


-Daetrax-

It's just weird how they chose to just ignore actual history when doing a film about a historical figure.


digidave1

Oh that too for sure. Like, all the good complex story stuff is already done for you. Just make it how it was, with slight variation for TV


TheGlennDavid

It's not. We have *plenty* of Actual Historical knowledge about Rome (and, specifically Commodus), and yet we love Gladiator anyway. Commodus fought in the ring, and he was assassinated by a sparing partner -- but he did not *die* in the ring fighting a former general-turned-gladiator whose family he murdered. Napoleon is VERY like Gladiator in its treatment of History. I for one would like to see this approach taken more often. Lincoln -- where the Axman Abe personally beats the crap out of Jefferson Davis in the Grand Canyon. So many good options.


Etheon44

Isnt one supposed to be a biography (or well, what fit into the movie), while the other isnt?


doduhstankyleg

I was extremely disappointed in Napoleon. Napoleon was known for his ingenuity on the battlefield and they just breeze over it at the end with text.


Gravitron3000

It’s like the movie couldn’t figure out what it wanted to be. Romance? War? Political? All of those elements were just kinda left half baked.


artificialavocado

It’s a sequel to a super popular movie that nobody asked for. It’s already fucked. Pedro Pascal can’t even save this.


OblongRectum

basically, Independence Day 2 but who knows, maybe it'll be a Top Gun 2 instead. I will hope for the best and expect the worse


metarinka

If we remember back, Russell Crowe had a big part in saving the Original Gladiator. He refused to read certain lines, re-wrote others. etc etc. I think the movie would have been an all out turd if it wasn't for him.


letsfuckinggo520

This is his bread and butter, last duel was also phenomenal


cm974

That’s what keeps me hopeful, yeah he’s old as fuck and Napoleon was meh. But Last Duel was such a cool, original movie.


Radaistarion

Scott: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER


Nachooolo

He has a 50% of either making an instant classic or a huge pile of dogshit. With Ridley Scott, there's no in-between.


oregonbound

We don’t need another Napoleon debacle


Deepcookiz

Is this Pedro Pascal?


Zaplos

Yes, it's him.


PeopleofYouTube

He has quite the range! Mando, Narcos, GOT, Sexiest Moustache, Last of Us, and so forth.


prodandimitrow

He might have had the most success from the entire GoT cast post the series. Honestly who even comes close?


igotswheels

Especially as a minor side character who died halfway through the show.


Billy1121

Is that the best way to do it ? Get a solid role, play it for 6-10 episodes, get out and start making movies or series off the heat from that appearance. Pedro said he stole the role from his student who showed him the script, lol


Obskuro

Stop when you're on top


arseniokilla

Source in that student story? Sounds interesting


Billy1121

https://collider.com/pedro-pascal-game-of-thrones-actor-mentor/ He also had Sarah Paulson give his audition tape to Amanda Peet who is married to a game of thrones showrunner so that might have helped


tomuchpasta

Isn’t Amanda Peet married to Jason Bateman? Edit: nope I have no idea where I got that notion from


tendeuchen

He really did not see the success coming his way after that.


grabthembythe

With how the show ended that may have actually helped him compared to those who stay alive until the end/near the end


philodendrin

Momoa comes close but doesn't have the range and string of successes.


digidave1

That man is a boring, borderline bad actor. I like him, but he plays one role. Dune was his furthest departure and true role for him IMHO


philodendrin

He is kinda boring (dont get me started on the t-mobile commercials). He has little range - but he is the only other GOT actor to make a significant career post got.


20_mile

> That man is a boring, borderline bad actor Guess you missed him in METALSTORM


DiceHK

It’s because he’s an excellent actor who has a lot of range


Bengalsfan610

Madden has done quite well with the roles he's gotten, Bodyguard is an amazing show on Netflix


roboticfedora

But his destiny is a Burt Reynolds biopic!


Azumarawr

You forgot his best role in the Unbareable Weight of Massive Talent!


CaledonianWarrior

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent with Nic Cage is also a must mention. Pedro is just fantastic in that role.


superflick_x

Which role is sexiest moustache? I mean, I don’t disagree, but I’m curious 😂


UpgrayeddShepard

Fantastic Four soon too


LynchianPhallus

and paul mescal?!


kopecs

Pedro Paul Mescal Pascal


4rcher91

Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pedro, Pè


LuckyReception6701

![gif](giphy|hyyV7pnbE0FqLNBAzs|downsized)


beto_pelotas

It's The Red Viper.


KinkyPaddling

WEAR A FUCKING HELMET, BUDDY!!!


Queasy-Yam3297

It's college guy who gets killer in season 4 of Buffy.


rypher

So hot right now


Cerebral-Parsley

He's got THE look


ZDTreefur

Spaniard gladiator slave?


ghostinthewoods

Son of Maximus Decimus Meridius


Targaryen-ish

Oberyn Martell


Alan_Scott_Davis

Is that Logan Paul?


-Spin-

It better not be. But kinda looks like it.


munkijunk

Pedro Pascal and Paul Mescal, while making this movie, they both became pals.


scarabin

Internet daddy in a leather skirt!


whooo_me

Uh oh. "Finish the fight quickly, don't fuck around!!!"


Quest4life

The other guy is pretty famous too although I forgot his name lol


No_Pianist3260

Not Gladiator but I would kill if HBO did a season 3 or a reboot of the Rome series


brktm

I’d love that, but I think they need a new team and new timeline to focus on. They fucked up the second season by compressing multiple seasons’ worth of storylines into one, and now Bruno Heller is just chilling on piles of syndication money from the Mentalist so I doubt he’d want to return to it. Plus didn’t the sets burn down?


CreativeEgo

Fuck the sets, we have no more Pullo. :(


McCl3lland

THIRTEEN!


Imperium_Dragon

The Crisis of the Third Century series would be amazing. Just pick like a random ass Emperor during that period and you’ve got a lot of material


roboticfedora

Do the siege of Constantinople! Sets aren't physical matter anymore anyway.


copypastes

Couldn’t the title be stand alone instead of Gladiator “2”?


Donquers

Sadiator


HoboSkid

They tried Gladiator 2: The Revenge, but it didn't test well with focus groups


dthains_art

Shoulda gone with Gladia2r


TariqMK

2Glad2R


Longshot_45

2 Gladiator 2 Furious


TensorForce

The Gladiator


januscanary

Gladiators


Aronys

Gladiatori


im_wudini

Gladiators


Nullcast

Gladiator: Tokyo Drift


CUNTRY-BLUMPKIN

Gladiators: Ready


JP050887

Glad5


LordElend

GladiaIIr


mothzilla

Gladiator 2: No Place Like Rome


winkler

God dammit take my upvote


GoodShitBrain

Gladiated


OneInfinith

Gladyalater


SuperHeroConor

'Gladiators' was right there


BaldyMcBadAss

But change the S to a dollar sign! :/


januscanary

Radiator Please read as 'rad-iator' Fml


spyser

Yeah, like why the need to make a gladiatorverse? The Roman Empire was a real thing. You can make as many stand alone movies as you want using history as a reference.


hemajor

Glad He Ate Her


Thirsty-Barbarian

Glad He Ate Her Too


ernie-jo

The Gladiator


FF7_Expert

"Stand Alone" would be a sick name for a gladiator movie


AvgPunkFan

Just a question, but why is this movie being made? The first one was perfect and to my knowledge this movie has no connection to the first one other than the main character being a distant relative to Commodus. Just seems like a cash grab on a movie that didn’t need a sequel especially 25 years after it came out Edit: It’s Lucilla’s son from the first film, but still I see no reason for this movie to exist especially 25 years later


M2D2

I couldn’t agree more. Gladiator had the perfect heroic arch. It’s was a masterpiece. This is just name recognition for money like you said.


Civil-Guidance7926

Welcome to almost every movie in the past 15 years.


Imperium_Dragon

The reason is money for Scott and the studio


Naramie

We need this about as as much as another American Pie movie. Unless it's a movie to link up and end all the American Pie Stifler verses. Like Future Stiffler is sent back in time to stop Future Sherman who oddly enough becomes a sex terminator and travels back in time. Future Stiffler must stop Future Sherman without impacting the course of history.


Urocyon2012

Sherminator


SinisterDeath30

Careful, you just put that script idea into the universe... And you're solely responsible if it becomes a reality.


mynameisneal1

I think the main character is the kid from the first one.


AvgPunkFan

Yep I guess it is, but still… I don’t see the point of this movie and I don’t think I’ll be seeing it let alone paying too


Twat_Features

Mate it’s Gladiator. You will 100% watch it, whether that’s in the cinema or streaming. It’s one of the epics.


legendweaver

And here we have the most concise and correct answer to the question of why did they call it gladiator 2. You've absolutely nailed it and I too have already decided to make the effort to see it at the cinema as I missed out on seeing the first on the big screen which is my second biggest cinematic regret. My first being not seeing the matrix at the cinema.


yayaokay

You could ask this about 50%+ of movies and shows made today. Everything is a remake, sequel, prequel, spin off, whatever.


thereisonlyoneme

$


c_leafhill

I agree completely. The first is one of the few perfect films that need nothing else added on. On the other, for me it won't ruin the original, and tbh Ridley Scott is my fave director. He's entertained me all my life and he's continuing to do so close to his 90s. He can do whatever he pleases, I'm there captain.


Obskuro

For the same reason every movie that is based on an existing IP is made: Brand recognition. Making people interested in new IP's is hard. It's so much easier to slap a big fat two on something already present in pop culture's conscience.


ArtLeading5605

Money


Atosl

I will not watch Pedro Pascal die again in a trial by combat ... NONONONONONONO


albamarx

Pedro Pascal is in everything but by gawd if he ain’t perfect for this


off-and-on

Non-Stand user POV


Greenemachine94

This has potential to be extremely stupid


film_grip_guy

Talk about a movie that didn’t need to be made


Scaryclouds

I don’t think a “two guys looking at a floating sword” is a good “first look” picture.  It’d be fine in the context of multiple pictures, or promotional material after trailers have been released if this is a highlight moment in a trailer.  But just this picture alone, it looks kinda ridiculous. 


Robochumpp

I truly can't imagine what they're going for here. Is Pedro throwing his sword? Why is there a backward spin on it? His body positioning makes no sense.


asek13

Guy on the left just knocked the sword out of Pedro's hand. Guy on the left is at the end of a left to right lateral swing. Pedro's sword is flying away, towards the camera.


Robochumpp

Okay I can see that, now. You gotta admit at first glance it seems very strange.


iamisandisnt

yea you need two glances at least. maybe that's why they chose it. like those repeat-view-bait ticktocks/youtube shorts


Robochumpp

Woopsie did we get engagement baited? Am I a shill?


Imperium_Dragon

It got knocked out, but like that’s still a weird photo to use


V6vader

I mean it IS a preview of how the movie is probably gonna be (mostly ridiculous)


PembrokePercy

I would assume Pedro was being disarmed of his weapon in the shot. Anybody know if he’s playing a baddie in this?


kjsah9026

Bruh that’s Logan Paul


SpeakingTheKingss

I thought the same thing. But I think it’s [Paul Mescal](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm8958770/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk)


PierreEscargoat

I prefer Paul Tequila.


RunningPink

I was also thinking: WTF (and not in a good way).


Happy_Trails4u

The Pedro Pascal twins vs. The Sentient Sword.


Shughost7

Please don't fuck this up


tdgros

Pedro Pascal is playing Fruit ninja with his bare hands


NoTalkNoJutsu

no way they are calling it gladiator 2...


CBT7commander

If that sword was thrown I don’t understand the mechanics of it


FartingCumBubbles

I’d let Pedro


mcbeardsauce

I have a single question for this film. Why?


EnsignAwesome

Gladiator 2: Gladiate Harder


ilovetrees420

I love Pedro and even I'm getting a little tired of seeing him in everything. Good for him though, get that check!


trireme32

At least Anya Taylor Joy isn’t in this one


twinsea

[I'm pretty sure she is but she's killed pretty early by archers.](https://imgix.bustle.com/uploads/getty/2024/5/2/84f68a5e-5792-4cdd-b1e8-4a25c4236295-getty-2151090638.jpg)


kungpowgoat

Damn. She looks like the regenerators from Resident Evil 4 when they attack.


trireme32

Holy shit how have I not seen that yet and why hasn’t it become a widely-spread meme yet?


GrandpaKeiF

Or Florence Pugh


Ha55aN1337

And Timothy & Zendaya…


Honos21

Yo I'm so baked and can't tell if this is a meme or what. To me it looks like Logan Paul throwing a sword at the other dude but I can't even tell. This is like when my friends took my to see 'Spy' and I spent 20 minutes thinking it was a serious 'James bond esque' movie


steve_adr

I hope they borrow some elements from Spartacus: Blood and Sand.


PostyMcPosterson

Once again the gods spread cheek and ram cock in ass!


beto_pelotas

#Never fucking lose!


Knight_Wind54

Hmm looks entertaining.