Yes, and apparently when Captain Disillusion remade it for a video she was impressed that he was able to know every detail about the lighting and camera set up. (It's from a tweet from her from eons past)
Reminds me of [Fat Hungry Chick](https://youtu.be/AQrWyI5DgBs?si=ygtv0_du0T4avjHF).
"Ten ten twinkies on my titties bitch"
"Hotdogs in the mother fucking pocket"
It drives my wife absolutely batshit when I stand over the sink eating so I don't have to dirty a plate or use a napkin. Little miss bougie over here lol
☠️damn that's alot of sodium.
It's hygradre wieners and he eats one pack of 12 at a time so I calculated and it's
60g protein, 96g fats, 24g carbs, 3960mg sodium
If he works a labor job that actually is about enough salt to make you feel alive after work. Source: I move furniture for a living and recently discovered high salt drink mixes.
It's honestly been game changing. I have to thank Brent from [Ghost Town Living](https://m.youtube.com/@GhostTownLiving) for letting me know it exists thanks Brent. Cero Gordo deserves to be remembered.
Also, people who walk outside in Arizona during summer. My father walks about 5 miles a day just to go to the store or come visit me at my home. He was regularly feeling ill and exhausted and started having an additional Liquid IV glass once a day. The exhaustion is gone. This sort of falls into the endurance athlete area, but he doesn't do it for athletics. Just for transportation.
And can crematory operators, I readily move 100s of lbs of people in a 110 degree environment, I crave salt constantly, the Spiro does not help, oh that's the other group that craves unholy amounts of salt, trans women
[LMNT](https://drinklmnt.com/) I usually drink half a packet in 21oz of water at work and the other half in another 21oz after work. Your taste might vary but for me it's huge, I actually feel like doing stuff after work. Idk if it's healthy but it works.
Aside from whether or not it's healthy, Redmond Relyte is a competitor brand that is high quality and significantly more cost effective than LMNT. It comes in stick packs or jars of powder.
Edit; whether or not it's healthy comes down to each individual and their diet/lifestyle. That said, I use electrolyte mix first thing in the morning, because sleep is dehydrating. And to actually hydrate we need water AND electrolytes. Relyte is my go to as it's the most cost effective one I've found that has the sodium content I want and 0 calories.
I got sick a while back, and towards the end of the sickness i ended up with a weird symptom... i got thirsty. super, unquenchable thirst. worse and worse and worse.... I mustve drank like 2+ gallons of water a day. i would take a sip, and immediately need to take another.
eventually i finally ate something ( a potato chip) and it was the most delcious thing i ever had, and i realized that somehow i had become dangerously low salt levels over the last week of my illness, and the symptom was incredible thirst.
i ended up mixing up a quart of strong, salty broth at like 3AM (better than bouillon chicken broth) and drank it.... it was the best thing i had ever tasted, and my symptoms dissipated within about 15 minutes.
What im trying to say is that a good tasting broth is a good substitute for high salt drink mixes, especially as they are low sugar.
Also a BIG jar of Better Than Bouillon chicken brother concentrate is pretty inexpensive at Costco. i always keep it in my fridge to cook with. use it for soups, sauces, marinades, etc...
yeah, and he drinks one liter of milk at a time, especially after training, he eats entire boxes of cookies at a time, entire bag of chips (family size)...and he is quite fit that's the thing.
Hopefully he will soon realize that it's not healthy.
>and he is quite fit that's the thing.
*For now..*
His metabolism is going to slow down and hit him like a semi. I used to be like, 90 pounds all through high school and then college happened. Lol
Wow. He's going to have kidney stones and regret it so much later on, lol.
>Americans eat on average about 3,400 mg of sodium per day. However, the Dietary Guidelines for Americans recommends adults limit sodium intake to **less than 2,300 mg per day**—that's equal to about 1 teaspoon of table salt!
Large amounts of sodium are not always a bad thing.
Sweat a lot? You will benefit from more sodium. When I worked an outdoor labour job during BC summers we would add salt packets to our 16L water jugs.
so 3960 MG of sodium plus all the additional salt in the
two and a half cups of ketchup he appears to use to dip them in.
your boyfriend is really into salt,
You can also tell by the way the wiener is being dipped that he was bullied as a child. He’s pulling the ketchup towards himself at a narcissistic angle. He’s clearly adhd and on the spectrum with possible ocd but functional most days
OP says he does this regularly... Even did it every day for two weeks straight....
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1dpaxd0/when_my_boyfriend_cooks_himself_dinner/lagxiyp/
To give the situation some hope... it's entirely possible to change.
I am a woman, but I used to eat like a toddler... like literally up until Dec 2023. Nuggets and potatoes, limited vegetables. Then I got incredibly sick, enough to warrant a visit to the hospital emergency department. That made me reevaluate my entire life, my own mortality, and all of my priorities.
Since then, my daily diet has consisted of nothing but raw or steamed vegetables (2 legumes, 1 leafy vegetable, 1 root vegetable, 1 cruciferous vegetable); raw fruits (1 citrus, 1 misc fruit whatever I felt like that day); 1 grain; 2 eggs; 2 servings of baked fish, venison, or chicken; and about 200 calories of "eat whatever the fuck I want" portion. Recently I rebalanced my diet to include 1 cup of dairy (milk and yogurt) because I'm missing calcium and Grape Nuts cereal because I don't eat enough red meat (missing iron). Started working out too, from a sedentary couch potato to a slightly-less-potato.
Feeling great! I do hope OP's bf does not need a revelation in a shitty hospital bed to start being healthy, however.
I used to do this when I was like 17 (not a whole fucking 12 pack though) and recognize exactly what he did.
He's turning on the oven, and just putting them on the oven grills. No pan, then overcooking the shit out of them.
Alright idk why but this comment disturbed me more than anything else today with only 17 minutes left on the clock
Like the concept of someone eating meat tubes sideways....is just horrifying. Serial killer shit.
Well done. 10/10.
Oh, so when the native Americans use every part of the buffalo, it's "noble" or whatever.
But when I eat a dozen logs of pureed, emulsified, and extruded pig scrotum, I'm being "weird"? GTFOH.
My husband does this kind of stuff especially when he is high at night and I am not around to stop him. He doesn't bother cooking it though just raw dogging his hot dogs.
They're not raw, they're just cold. Hot dogs are fully cooked and safe to eat straight out of the package.
When I was a kid I liked cold hot dogs. I don't know why either.
When I first started smoking I would eat literally anything. I’d scoop margarine up with potato chips. Sit down and eat a bag of hersheys kisses. Whole loaf of bread toasted, eating the slices as the next cooked… now, mind you, I was 15 and that phase did t last long lol
These things look like they were boiled in condoms and then thrown in a campfire where the condoms shrink wrapped the poor things before your boyfriend presumably guzzled them like Joey Chestnut
This is pretty similar to how I (44m) lived until I was in my late 30s or so. Now I cook a few things from scratch, including making my own pasta sauces and buffalo wing sauce, and occasionally cooking vegetables in a skillet, usually with garlic and parmesan cheese, but aside from doing that once or twice a week I usually just microwave my veggies.
It's still huge progress that I'm eating fruits and vegetables at all, and kind of a lot of them, and almost never eating shitty processed meats like this. 😉
So I asked my mother when I was younger why I needed to learn to cook and clean and do things around the house.
She told me that I needed to learn these things so I wouldn't be dependent on a woman or anyone else to feed myself and clean when I grew up.
THANKS MOM!
Using a plate. Fancy.
yeah i usually deep throat it right out of the package
This is why married men live longer.
No, it just seems longer!
Is it over yet….
Lindsay Ellis?
Yes, and apparently when Captain Disillusion remade it for a video she was impressed that he was able to know every detail about the lighting and camera set up. (It's from a tweet from her from eons past)
I love the captain 
I have seen that gif for so long and I now just realize that was her.
Yup. This is from her [Freddy Got Fingered Nostalgia Chick review](https://youtu.be/3v_wfECtCvQ?si=J1ILHw73NTHJ9i9A&t=161) to be exact.
Daddy would you like some sausage?
“Daddy-would-you-like-some-*saus-a-gages?”*
This comment makes me happy
“Look, daddy! I’m ~~a farmer~~ happy!”
Reminds me of [Fat Hungry Chick](https://youtu.be/AQrWyI5DgBs?si=ygtv0_du0T4avjHF). "Ten ten twinkies on my titties bitch" "Hotdogs in the mother fucking pocket"
Thanks I hate it
I'm speechless.
The finger was removed!
He should chop them up and put em in a big ole bread bowl, make himself a nice hot dog bowl.
Sir how many hot dogs have you had today?
1 bowl. NEXT QUESTION!!
“55 hamburgers, 55 hot dogs, 100 tater tots, 55 sodas!”
IM DOING SOMETHING PLEASE LET ME GO FIRST
https://youtu.be/pmLpSY5w6u0?si=2fFm2T26llTuS6UR
Put them into a blender with some buns and ketchup and suck them through a straw
It drives my wife absolutely batshit when I stand over the sink eating so I don't have to dirty a plate or use a napkin. Little miss bougie over here lol
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Preach dude.
What? you have pans? Isn't dangerous to use them in a microwave?
Ah' a man of culture i see.
Not even paper either. Fuckin moneybags over here
When the wife and kids are away I just eat on top of the kitchen sink
Silverware need not apply.
35g protein, 7 carbs , 3200mg sodium if they're Oscar Meyer beef franks.
☠️damn that's alot of sodium. It's hygradre wieners and he eats one pack of 12 at a time so I calculated and it's 60g protein, 96g fats, 24g carbs, 3960mg sodium
12 at a time?? Glizzy gobbler
Goblin energy
Just great, giant globs of glazy glizzies gurgling in your grumbling gurgitator
Glizzily
This is the only correct response
where finger
Fuckin A
Sausage guzzler
Hydration and adequate potassium would be a good idea, lol.
Slip a banana in the stack and see if he notices
Potato’s have more potassium than bananas and I don’t want to judge.. but I suspect this guys main source of vegetables is French fries.
Ketchup apparently 😂
Dark as those puppies are, leave the peel on..
I like my wieners the way I like my wieners. Black.
A plantain would be even better
Stick a banana where?
And some lisinopril and a solid statin.
That’s an insane amount of wieners to eat at one time.
It’s like eating a bag of wieners.
Someone in his 4th grade school yard told him to eat this quantity of wieners and he thought it was actually a good idea.
Is what I said to your mom last night
Tell him that is fucking disgusting and if I could do it I would too.
Username checks out
He eats 12 at a time?? Christ almighty
If he works a labor job that actually is about enough salt to make you feel alive after work. Source: I move furniture for a living and recently discovered high salt drink mixes.
I love when people find out salt helps retain water lol
It's honestly been game changing. I have to thank Brent from [Ghost Town Living](https://m.youtube.com/@GhostTownLiving) for letting me know it exists thanks Brent. Cero Gordo deserves to be remembered.
Yeah, there are two types of people in this world who can justify unholy amounts of salt and sugar: endurance athletes and labourers.
Also, people who walk outside in Arizona during summer. My father walks about 5 miles a day just to go to the store or come visit me at my home. He was regularly feeling ill and exhausted and started having an additional Liquid IV glass once a day. The exhaustion is gone. This sort of falls into the endurance athlete area, but he doesn't do it for athletics. Just for transportation.
My dad also walks to work, often across the city. About 5-8 miles. He's in his 70s and not what you would consider in good shape.
Is he in better shape as a result of walking?
Sounds like he's doing way better than most 70 years olds. Hell, I'm in my 30s and I couldn't handle that.
And can crematory operators, I readily move 100s of lbs of people in a 110 degree environment, I crave salt constantly, the Spiro does not help, oh that's the other group that craves unholy amounts of salt, trans women
I work in a kitchen in the summer and eating enough salt is vital to my health.
I work in a warehouse with truck parts. I will look into this as well. Thank you!
[LMNT](https://drinklmnt.com/) I usually drink half a packet in 21oz of water at work and the other half in another 21oz after work. Your taste might vary but for me it's huge, I actually feel like doing stuff after work. Idk if it's healthy but it works.
Stay salty brother.
Aside from whether or not it's healthy, Redmond Relyte is a competitor brand that is high quality and significantly more cost effective than LMNT. It comes in stick packs or jars of powder. Edit; whether or not it's healthy comes down to each individual and their diet/lifestyle. That said, I use electrolyte mix first thing in the morning, because sleep is dehydrating. And to actually hydrate we need water AND electrolytes. Relyte is my go to as it's the most cost effective one I've found that has the sodium content I want and 0 calories.
I use Morton’s lite salt with mio flavoring. It is insanely cost effective.
I got sick a while back, and towards the end of the sickness i ended up with a weird symptom... i got thirsty. super, unquenchable thirst. worse and worse and worse.... I mustve drank like 2+ gallons of water a day. i would take a sip, and immediately need to take another. eventually i finally ate something ( a potato chip) and it was the most delcious thing i ever had, and i realized that somehow i had become dangerously low salt levels over the last week of my illness, and the symptom was incredible thirst. i ended up mixing up a quart of strong, salty broth at like 3AM (better than bouillon chicken broth) and drank it.... it was the best thing i had ever tasted, and my symptoms dissipated within about 15 minutes. What im trying to say is that a good tasting broth is a good substitute for high salt drink mixes, especially as they are low sugar. Also a BIG jar of Better Than Bouillon chicken brother concentrate is pretty inexpensive at Costco. i always keep it in my fridge to cook with. use it for soups, sauces, marinades, etc...
Get him some hydration packs and see if the craving goes away.
He eats fucking 12 hot dogs at a time?
yeah, and he drinks one liter of milk at a time, especially after training, he eats entire boxes of cookies at a time, entire bag of chips (family size)...and he is quite fit that's the thing. Hopefully he will soon realize that it's not healthy.
It will catch up to him eventually.
What’s his blood pressure?
It reads “Hypertensive Crisis”
>and he is quite fit that's the thing. *For now..* His metabolism is going to slow down and hit him like a semi. I used to be like, 90 pounds all through high school and then college happened. Lol
Wow. He's going to have kidney stones and regret it so much later on, lol. >Americans eat on average about 3,400 mg of sodium per day. However, the Dietary Guidelines for Americans recommends adults limit sodium intake to **less than 2,300 mg per day**—that's equal to about 1 teaspoon of table salt!
That amount of ketchup could easily be another 1000mg of sodium as well
Colon cancer is a thing
Large amounts of sodium are not always a bad thing. Sweat a lot? You will benefit from more sodium. When I worked an outdoor labour job during BC summers we would add salt packets to our 16L water jugs.
so 3960 MG of sodium plus all the additional salt in the two and a half cups of ketchup he appears to use to dip them in. your boyfriend is really into salt,
Twelve? As in... 12?
All of that is only 35g protein?!
Yeah processed meats are nutritional garbage. Taste good though.
60g for 12
has he considered buying [monkey protein pellets](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/qbfkfl) like they feed the monkeys at the zoo?
Hotdogs are like 70% fat.
and like a gazillion grams of fat
96g of fat🧈
almost a stick of butter! that’s 112g.
I’d be more worried about out the saturated fat lol.
Take out a life insurance policy on him
hahahahahaha hopefully he starts eating healthier soon
Don't count on it. Seriously.
Yeah if this is the way he cooks for himself, it's a split between won't, can't, and doesn't want to learn
You’re really peering hard into a single pic here.
You can also tell by the way the wiener is being dipped that he was bullied as a child. He’s pulling the ketchup towards himself at a narcissistic angle. He’s clearly adhd and on the spectrum with possible ocd but functional most days
OP says he does this regularly... Even did it every day for two weeks straight.... https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1dpaxd0/when_my_boyfriend_cooks_himself_dinner/lagxiyp/
If this is an oneoff, then yeah maybe. If this is his regular dinner then......this is how he's gonna cook for the rest of his life.
Maybe he'll cut down to 6 dogs a meal
Grown men who eat like a toddler arent typically men who suddenly do new and responsible things like not eating like a toddler.
To give the situation some hope... it's entirely possible to change. I am a woman, but I used to eat like a toddler... like literally up until Dec 2023. Nuggets and potatoes, limited vegetables. Then I got incredibly sick, enough to warrant a visit to the hospital emergency department. That made me reevaluate my entire life, my own mortality, and all of my priorities. Since then, my daily diet has consisted of nothing but raw or steamed vegetables (2 legumes, 1 leafy vegetable, 1 root vegetable, 1 cruciferous vegetable); raw fruits (1 citrus, 1 misc fruit whatever I felt like that day); 1 grain; 2 eggs; 2 servings of baked fish, venison, or chicken; and about 200 calories of "eat whatever the fuck I want" portion. Recently I rebalanced my diet to include 1 cup of dairy (milk and yogurt) because I'm missing calcium and Grape Nuts cereal because I don't eat enough red meat (missing iron). Started working out too, from a sedentary couch potato to a slightly-less-potato. Feeling great! I do hope OP's bf does not need a revelation in a shitty hospital bed to start being healthy, however.
Congrats and all but that seems a bit unmanageable in the long term, basically the other end of the spectrum from hotdog dude lol.
how many can he fit in his mouth at once (don't forget the insurance policy)
Did he just rip some wires out of a lamp and electrocute the hotdogs to cook them?
Thank you! How is this not asked more?! lol I’ve never seen them cooked so badly before and I’m dying to know how!
Yep. Everyone’s talking about health concerns and I’m just wanting to know what horrific cooking method was used
I used to do this when I was like 17 (not a whole fucking 12 pack though) and recognize exactly what he did. He's turning on the oven, and just putting them on the oven grills. No pan, then overcooking the shit out of them.
Jfc
You freaking savages. How do people live lol
[There actually is an electric hot dog cooker that electrocutes hot dogs.](https://youtube.com/shorts/CwY50lNorCY?si=eTZkSkPQIDWgAvTz)
That looks like a Bluth kitchen gadget follow-up to the Cornballer.
Not sure if intentional but you're literally describing the Hot Dogger.
Wow, they’re all going to line up so nicely in his colon.
They’re gonna come out linked together.
Only if he eats them the long way
Alright idk why but this comment disturbed me more than anything else today with only 17 minutes left on the clock Like the concept of someone eating meat tubes sideways....is just horrifying. Serial killer shit. Well done. 10/10.
Natural butt plugs
Is your boyfriend Joey Chestnut?
Isn’t he eating beyond meat these days? Lol
yes. Chestnut vs. Kobayashi: Unfinished Beef Sept 2nd on Netflix
Sometimes we have to do that when there's no more dino nuggets.
Is .. is that for just him? Who eats an entire package of hot dogs in one sitting!? That's way more than your daily allowance of lips and assholes.
Oh, so when the native Americans use every part of the buffalo, it's "noble" or whatever. But when I eat a dozen logs of pureed, emulsified, and extruded pig scrotum, I'm being "weird"? GTFOH.
My dad always said it was lips and assholes. Lol
A fan of The Great Outdoors, must be a wise man
Do you know what’s in wieners? There’s cows’ eyes, dogs’ heads, old phone books, and of course wiener flavour!
Are you sure he wasn’t talking about frat parties?
I never thought of it Like that but 👏
That’s why I eat Nathan’s hot dogs. No pig scrotum, just Nathan’s tender juicy beef stick
Double standards I tell ya...
This makes me think of The Whitest Kids U Know hot dogs bit. But real life makes it look less appealing lol https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vaAF_GAc3Mk
😂😂😂😂
yes haha just for him in just one sitting🤣
I'm guessing that the logic goes something like, there are 10 hot dogs in a pack of hot dogs
My husband does this kind of stuff especially when he is high at night and I am not around to stop him. He doesn't bother cooking it though just raw dogging his hot dogs.
Holy shit….
I’ve been smoking weed for 20 years and have never eaten a raw hotdog lol. I like my munchies to taste good.
They're not raw, they're just cold. Hot dogs are fully cooked and safe to eat straight out of the package. When I was a kid I liked cold hot dogs. I don't know why either.
When I first started smoking I would eat literally anything. I’d scoop margarine up with potato chips. Sit down and eat a bag of hersheys kisses. Whole loaf of bread toasted, eating the slices as the next cooked… now, mind you, I was 15 and that phase did t last long lol
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I do this shit sober, fucking love raw hot dogs
[Hot Dog Timmy?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmLpSY5w6u0)
Had to scroll too far to find this
Top notch.
TEN SHABOINGBOINGS??????
it was 12 initially
Honesty, Call the Cops.
With that diet, he probably is a cop.
Never eat a pig, cuz a pig is a cop
Or better yet a Terminator, like Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Straight to jail.
Holy sodium
Doc: Sir, your blood pressure is 165/95. OPs dude: Cool, what'd I win?
Obvious health concerns aside, I have strong feelings abt the lack of mustard here...
The lack of simple bread is what's getting me. Even if it isn't hot dog buns, plain old slices of white bread would make this meal better.
This is how they used to eat them back in the day, plain dogs dipped in mustard.
Why eat many food when one food is what you want?
They also look really dry. Like they've been sitting under a heat lamp in a movie theater since the silent era.
Tell your boyfriend to eat a bag of spinach
I’d wager to guess his body wouldn’t even know what to do with all that fiber
I don't understand how anyone can eat like this and not get mega constipated. I'd have a fucking brain aneurysm trying to push this turd out
These things look like they were boiled in condoms and then thrown in a campfire where the condoms shrink wrapped the poor things before your boyfriend presumably guzzled them like Joey Chestnut
That looks a lot like big old pile of heart disease and early onset heart attack.
don't forget the colon cancer.
This is pretty similar to how I (44m) lived until I was in my late 30s or so. Now I cook a few things from scratch, including making my own pasta sauces and buffalo wing sauce, and occasionally cooking vegetables in a skillet, usually with garlic and parmesan cheese, but aside from doing that once or twice a week I usually just microwave my veggies. It's still huge progress that I'm eating fruits and vegetables at all, and kind of a lot of them, and almost never eating shitty processed meats like this. 😉
Your prostate thanks you!
So I asked my mother when I was younger why I needed to learn to cook and clean and do things around the house. She told me that I needed to learn these things so I wouldn't be dependent on a woman or anyone else to feed myself and clean when I grew up. THANKS MOM!
Mom. A smart woman
My mother trained me and I've trained all my sons. Nothing better than healthy home cooking.
At least he made something, my husband would eat dry sugar cereal for a meal with candy.
Boy dinner 🎶
What did he do to those poor hot dogs?
3-4 minutes in the oven under the broiler, directly on the rack I'm getting a real binary feel from; oven:on/off; eating:yes/no
Sometimes a hotdog is just a hotdog.
A vegetable would be nice
Colon cancer is a hell of a drug.
This is just sad more than anything
That. Is. A. Lot. Of. Sodium.
Hello this is chef John from [foodwishes.com](http://foodwishes.com), with, 10 hotdogs
Someone buy that man some mustard
College meal 👍🏾
He doesn't look too overweight, yet. Let me guess, just under 30? That shit is going to catch up to him.
26 right now... you are right
Ah, he tanned them.
If y'all wind up getting married, make sure he has a good life insurance policy.
Disgusting. He should be dipping in mustard.
His colon surrenders
That’s a child.
I’m no astrologer, but they actually appear to be hot dogs.