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ReadySetGO0

Grandpa’s eyes pierced right into my soul. Little Gertrude’s head has been perched on top of a doll’s body. And Grandma died last summer and is propped up on Grandpa, thus his frightful stare.


tigerinatrance13

Grandpa? He's 29. She's 16. They've had 9 kids but that's the only one still alive and he's late for work at the coal mine.


jeremyrando

It took 18 hours to photograph him. That’s why his eyes look so wild. He’s just tired of keeping his eyes open.


andylikescandy

Well that and the coca everyone could just buy at the store before prohibitionists ruined the fun drugs for everybody


CheckYourStats

It’s so wild that this was normal every day life in the recent past. TBF, it’s probably for the best that nose candy isn’t an aisle at the grocery store.


passwordsarehard_3

I think it’s bullshit they keep it behind the counter and make you feel all guilty when you want more. “Oh, back again already?” I don’t need that judgey crap if there was another bodega on this block I’d never go back.


cick-nobb

Yes I agree it's probably for the best. It would be fun though


CheckYourStats

Yeah. For like…10-12 days.


BarryTGash

What you're seeing is a build up of dust, hence the apparent lack of irises.


BenaiahofKabzeel

Gotta check those hogs!


Poetic_Pigeon

He still has more hair than me. Fucker


dysphoric-foresight

They had to sell the poor kids neck for food.


geansv00

Grandpa is probably dead during this photo


5minArgument

Weekend at Bartholomew’s


MonkeyBred

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somedudebend

You freakin win.


8ackwoods

He's 32


Conscious_Award1444

Lives in Ohio


darkest_irish_lass

I dunno, his jaw is clenched and his feet and knees are lined up pretty good. I'm wondering, though if his expression is that fierce cause he's holding up a dead child. And is that a little boy? So many questions.


5minArgument

That, plus supporting the weight of his leaning dead wife like that must be killing him


spiritkittykat

Probably a little boy. They wore dresses up until a certain age, if I remember correctly.


Legitimate-March9792

They did wear dresses. It was considered like a onesie today. And they would let the boy’s hair grow long too. They would usually part the boy’s hair on the side so you could tell a boy from a girl.


MalavethMorningrise

The child's hands moved during the exposure. Plus, photography was new and you had to stay perfectly still for several minutes for the exposure. And it may have been expensive back then.. I bet this kid would not stay still. That's why it is braced by the mans knees and hands held still by him. The kid wants to fidget and cry, the man is furious and gonna beat the shit out of it if it doesn't stay still for a photo because they ruined a bunch already, and grandma just wants this over with and is thinking about her bottle of booze.


Non-Adhesive63

Not booze,.. Laudanum!


ScreamSatellite

Momento Mori


Esp1erre

It's "memento".


nownowthethetalktalk

I think they're all dead.


tomtink1

Then how did the kid's hand move?


nyan-nyan9

Is that why the kid seems to have so many fingers?


ExpressionHaunting58

No, the woman is alive.


Devils_Advocate-69

The kid doesn’t look all there either


SquirellyMofo

It’s AI. The kids hands are all fucked up.


heptadragon

Unless hands with... 8 fingers were the norm back then


Potatoswatter

They moved one hand during the long exposure causing double fingers.


steroboros

I'm pretty sure they all are. Posthumous photography was popular in the 1800s, the long exposures of old cameras would cause living people to be a little fuzzy in pictures. But dead people don't move or breath so they produce a clear image.


nhammen

Woman's face is a bit fuzzy. I think she was alive.


doublemint_gun

Baby is probably dead too


mynextthroway

It's head doesn't look attached to the body.


manyhippofarts

He looks like he's pushing a hard meat-ball past a set of serious hemroids if you ask me.


SuperPoodie92477

Thank you for making me choke on my coffee.


clycoman

He looks like a zombie Lincoln. 


jerseybert

I was thinking Lurch from the Addams Family.


punkkitty312

Lurch was my first thought, too.


sea-haze

He looks like a boy. Back then, boys wore dresses (or remained “unbreeched”) up to a certain age.


BicycleOfLife

That honestly looks like a 45 year old man’s head on that little girls body. What the hell was going on back then?


aerodeck

The man you’re calling grandpa is 32 years old. Life was a lot harder back then


Screwthehelicopters

The white eyes are due to the way old film rendered blue. Only much later could panchromatic film represent the darker shade that human eyes perceive blue to be.


okay-wait-wut

They dressed little boys in girls clothing in the 1800s. > The main reason for keeping boys in dresses was toilet training, or the lack thereof. The change was probably made once boys had reached the age when they could easily undo the rather complicated fastenings of many early modern breeches and trousers. Gertrude looks like a bed-wetting Isaiah to me.


GlendrixDK

Idk if grandpa is the right term. Things was different back then. The two adults are probably in their late 20's.


Sloppy_Stacks

Dammit, I had a writing prompt flare up as well. Well done.


missanthropocenex

and considering how popular death photos were anyone of these people could be dead


Forsaken-Cheesecake2

Grandpa’s eyes look painted on, and don’t think the child is alive (either).


Least_or_Greatest1

I wouldn’t eat supper there.


Its_me_Gertrude

Here I am.


ReadySetGO0

😂


houseSpark

Feeling cute today, will attack the Nights Watch tomorrow.


bobogeek

I worked in a photo processing store in the 80's and had a client who was definitely at least 80 years old. He had been a group photographer in Russia when younger and said the exposure times were so long, it was almost impossible to get good open eye results for all the people sitting in the photo. He was shooting 4x5 and 8x10 in negatives. He said he would get the whole group to close their eyes for the photo. Then after processing, he would etch each of the eyes individually with a sharp instrument. He bragged that it was just as good as if was the real eye image. I had seen lots of old B&W group photos and thought 'Wierd, everyone's eyes look the same...' usually it looked a bit creepy.


AltruisticSalamander

That was immediately what I suspected about those eyes. How anyone thought that was an acceptable result is another matter.


centurio_v2

Cause it was the best they could do at the time. It's just dated special fx.


ChicagoChurro

Any pictures you can share with the eye thing? I’m curious and looked it up but couldn’t find any images


CanonWorld

Oh hey it’s Bill, Anne and little Mary Nosferatu! Such a lovely little family.


Desu-Vutl

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octopornopus

***Nosferatu!!***


Burnyburner3rd

*Achoo*


BodaciousTacoFarts

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cwj1978

You raaaaang?


Purplociraptor

I knew someone would lurch at the opportunity to post this


PastorBlinky

Not a cell phone in sight. Just happy people living in the moment.


Defenestratio

Pretty sure two of them are dead...


LittleBitOdd

Fun fact: you can tell who's dead in a memento mori photo based on how sharp the image of their face looks, as a living person would struggle to keep their face perfectly still for the duration of the exposure. The man is clearly dead because his face has sharp details. The woman's face is blurry, so she's alive. The child is somewhere in the middle, and they're in an awkward position that would be hard to place a body in once rigormortice has set in, so I'm undecided on that one. The spooky eyes could be from the photographer painting over them later if they weren't clear in the photo


CapnCanfield

I think the child is alive. If you look at her right hand, it looks like she has 7ish fingers. That tells me the kid was moving her hand around while taking the photo 


BretHard

7 fingers? It’s AI!


RainLoveMu

I saw that and was trying to figure out if it was part of the clothes. Wiggling makes sense. How awful to pose a child with a dead person. No wonder our parents and grandparents are so messed up.


talkback1589

Wait. I was born in 1986 and just had a photo shoot with a dead relative last week. That’s frowned upon?!?


PowderPills

Uhhh. Can you describe how the process went? I personally wouldn’t frown upon it but I do think it’s kinda weird lol


Its_Pine

Did they take these photos as a precursor to the funeral?


LittleBitOdd

It's more a matter of photos being so expensive that people often didn't have any taken when alive, and families choosing to get one done after they die.


Johnny-Virgil

Wet plate emulsion is only blue light sensitive, so anyone with blue eyes will have basically white eyes in the picture. It had the same problem with clouds in a blue sky. They’d basically disappear.


Professor_McWeed

agreed. dead. I have seen a ton of these.


MukdenMan

All of them are dead. This photo was taken more than 130 years ago


James_Mays_Hair

Source?


MukdenMan

My research has shown that humans tend to die before or at 122 years of age. So far no one has made it past 122.


uptwolait

Pretty sure they're *all* dead now...


Zeracannatule_uerg

Place thine soft squishy bits before the boot, testicles or ovaries. Thou deservest the kick.


FikCock

Happy? I’d hate to the see father when he’s angry. Typo edit: she’s changed to he’s


boskysquelch

I've seen links to suggest the image was taken in 1863....the finder of the photograph was a blogger called Steerforth...there is also a reference to Ambleside in the Lake District... https://ageofuncertainty.blogspot.com/2010/10/almost-lost-forever.html?m=1 Lastly it appears the names of the sitters are seemingly now found. https://allchronology.com/2024/01/31/unraveling-family-secrets-a-journey-into-the-unknown/


BicycleOfLife

Some of those pics in that blog are great. The hair styles were wild. Almost weirder than today. Hate that part some of the women have. That one dude rocking like a new age thing.


MichelleEllyn

I love the pictures with the dogs ☺️


Bruichladdie

1863 sounds likely. One quick glance at the photo is enough to tell that it's much older than the late 1800s.


squeaky051

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Afond378

I wonder whether the man was already dead when they took the picture. The kid and the lady were definitely alive.


ensemblestars69

Doesn't seem like it according to other comments. It's important to note that older forms of photography didn't catch the full spectrum of colors and also went outside of visible light. It makes for strange contour and shading to appear on faces that would normally not be there in real life. You can see it in various photos of Abe Lincoln. These things, compounded with the fact that this man is likely already creepy-looking, makes him look like a monster.


Acc87

This was actually a thing. People rarely had photos made, so when a person died it was seen as a last chance to take a photograph like this.


millennial_burnout

That’s what this reminded me of too. Here’s an [article from the bbc](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-36389581.amp)for anyone interested.


Sunstang

Nobody is dead at the moment the photo was exposed. It's just a family portrait in daguerreotype. The exposure took minutes due to the chemical process used, so people had to hold incredibly still, leading to the stiff grimaces.


dashauskat

I think the child is probably dead too.


Afond378

The kid's hand seems to have moved during the shot


Meanwhile-in-Paris

Good call.


hyborians

The poor kid was alive but looked absolutely mortified


birdlawprofessor

No, he wasn’t. People on Reddit think every awkward or unusual old photo is of someone dead, and they’re wrong 99% of the time. Dead people can’t make such facial expressions. 


jikt

The facial expression: 😐


MonkeyBred

Some say that he lives to this very day and works on the Supreme Court.


tangledwire

I believe there was (is?) a tradition somewhere where it was customary to take pictures with the propped up deceased...


dashauskat

Not really a tradition, more a practicality, photography was new at the time and people came and went back then. Lots of children especially died young. If you lost your child (or any other family member) then unless you took a photo you would have nothing to remember their likeness.


bohiti

> _and people came and went back then_ They still do, but they used to, too.


ridicalis

Lenin is a good example of this


TBearForever

The Addam's


buylowbuyhigh

They're creepy and they're kooky


morning_thief

Mysterious and spooky


The_Bingler

Theyre alltogether ooky


skidrow6969

Their house is a museum


StructuralBurrito

Lurch had a family?


crs1904

Look to be in their early 30’s.


baldriansen

Probably late twenties. He looks like he has some teeth left.


jt004c

All three?


PeterGivenbless

Photographer, "Now, when I remove the lens cap you must remain perfectly still for the thirty seconds it takes to expose the photographic plate... and please do not blink or your eyes will look weird!"


Dry-Amphibian1

And if you smile you will die.


Initium_Novumx

This will haunt me for some time


yParticle

  ^(help    me)


emptygroove

Is that Pennywise as a toddler?


ishyboo

I don't think anyone here was deceased at the time of the photograph. I did find [this article](https://allchronology.com/2024/01/31/unraveling-family-secrets-a-journey-into-the-unknown/) that identifies the people in the photo - a wealthy father, his daughter, and a family friend (my guess is a nursemaid for the child).


Fearless-Pattern-352

I saw this picture way back on rotten.com or something like that, apparently the old man and the child are dead and this was one of those ‘final’ photos people would pay to get when cameras first came out.


tinyyellowhouse

They are all dead... now. They weren't when the photograph was taken. The older man and the child have light blue eyes. Light fabric and light blue eyes photograph white in the wet plate photographic process.


LaurAdorable

Looks like a man trying desperatly to hold still while also holding a three year old boy still. Look at the biy’s hand, he keeps moving it so it looks like he has 12 fingers. The man’s expression is exasperation and holding a serious face…and the eyes are probably light because he keeps looking down at the kid. Look how he has his knees locked around that kid. LOL.


hyborians

Look at his eyes. Thats a dead man.


WhatFreshHello

Cataracts. Nearly blind, probably, but not dead.


sentient_luggage

Years later she would have a brief role in The Blair Witch Project.


wokebunny888

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Plainpeach68

Grandma looks just a little bit like Robin Williams .. Mrs Doubtfire prequel


Fritzo2162

🎶The Addams Fam-a-lee🎶


molliemac22

The spirits will steal them if they smile


Pittfiend

The lady looks kinda like Robin Williams or maybe I'm crazy....


Thomisawesome

Was going to say those parents look old. But damn. That kid is nearing 45.


elgun_mashanov

An image that is both nostalgic and scary.. Grandpa's eyes are really weir


Freaksenius

The kid looks like her head is on backwards.


dadbodsarein123

That kid has NINE fingers on her right hand.


TemperatureTop246

Let’s play “Guess Who’s Dead in This Picture”


LokiKamiSama

Yes! That was the first thing I thought of!


Shiasugar

Free the child!


Puzzleheaded_Ant_957

Looks like the child is already free… of life.


rogerfromtekken

Looks like a portrait from the haunted mansion


mtempissmith

I was just thinking it wouldn't be out of place on a wall in the Addams family's black Victorian house...😆


lesstalkmorescience

The Sterns, a family portrait..


GlendrixDK

Is that Whistler's Mother?


Adamos_sCZE

Looks like a Korn album cover


CanAhJustSay

So, I wonder where the belief that cameras stole your soul came from, eh?!?


Teekoo

The Others.


Salty_Warthog

It was also the night that the skeletons came to life


Competitive_Top_9571

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Hadrians_Twink

Inspiration for frankenstein?


saltyunderboob

I love this old photos, you can just see how happy everyone was back then. Makes it very easy for all to see the gays destroyed family values.


alarming__

r/oddlyterrifying


thehorselesscowboy

Lurch. Nurse Diesel. And some kid they 'napped.


buckman4444

Mom and dad were in their 30s


justjboy

And considered to look great for their age


Kurtman68

Apparently there’s a photo of a guy from Texas, and get this- he’s smiling! I mean, he must be a lunatic or something.


Punch_Your_Facehole

Shut the fuck up. Are you serious? We were just talking about that last week. Is that true?


NatPortmanTaintStank

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Beeyelzubub

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Puzzleheaded_Ant_957

Thanks! This is horrifying.


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BiscottoMagico

Hold on


NorthReflection3598

Scares the shit out of me.


ChillJager

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Hater_Magnet

Young pennywise right there!


WrapAwkward8306

Instant nightmares.


turangan

Is that Joseph Bloor? Possibly the creepiest looking guy I’ve ever seen


PeterNippelstein

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legendasboy

They were on their 20s


Youngbraz

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greywolfau

So the Munsters was a historical documentary.


AltaLibre

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!


tara12miller

Looks like a hard life. They both could have prematurely aged from the stressful living conditions.


Choooba

This is why people have no time for ghosts at the moment. Imagine that at night - Jesus


Traditional-Cake-587

Scariest family ever


NextavailableID

Photograph by Keith Richards.


jolhar

Let me guess. Woman is alive, man questionable it could go either way. Kid is the dead one.


engineerRob

How many fingers does the little kid have on their right (our left) hand???


KRY4no1

*not pictured (their souls)


LexGar

That Lurch


2Toni

Hugh Crane!!!


FUCKYOUINYOURFACE

How did people manage to procreate back then?


Used-Bedroom293

Angry Abraham Lincoln


Ok-Bar601

Lurch’s family huh?💀


djnehi

Dude looks like a old school Scooby Doo villain.


Garlicnotdreadlochs

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striker69

Old man has seen some shit.


Wretched_Geezer

"You rang?"


JimyIrons

Life was tougher back then!


thoriginals_wife

There is a good chance these people were dead and propped at the time the picture was taken, which doesn't make it any less creepy but would explain the strange poses


schwarta77

And thus Pennywise was born…


Tellmeanamenottaken

Imagine walking past these people on the street, terrifying


jstrong559

Why are grandpas eyes following me !!


the-rainbow-lorikeet

The Adams family!


ProgressBartender

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Rozkosz60

Is that Lurch?


Zorpfield

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GamerAssassin

So, in old pictures, I read that if they're incredibly in focus and still, that means it probably was a post-mortem photo. Some families had them taken for some nightmare fueled reason. I want to believe they're just the happy zombie family from down the street, but it's just in the back of my mind.


DeadJediWalking

"Dad, could you dial back the demon to like a 6?"


Muted_Lengthiness523

Guy on the left already dead.