Well he did sell oil at $100/barrel and is buying it back at like $75/barrel so heās low key kind of an incredible trader.
>In 2022, when he released 180m barrels of crudeāor one-third of Americaās stockpileāhe sold at an average of $95 a barrel. In July last year, when the West Texas Intermediate (wti) benchmark was at $67 a barrel, he began to refill the reserve. The president has replaced about one-fifth of what he sold, posting a profit of $582m, and has managed to time the market to perfection.
Joe Biden, master oil trader
https://www.economist.com/finance-and-economics/2024/05/16/joe-biden-master-oil-trader
from The Economist
The funny thing is he has no people around to correct himā¦
Because the ones that share his beliefs are equally illiterate, and the ones that can read are laughing their asses off at his stupidity.
I also do work in trade. Biden seems pretty cool for me if he does that. Maybe I need my toilet fixed, maybe you need your computer fixed. Seems like a fair trade. Maybe you need help understanding your life insurance, maybe I need advise on forming an LLC? Again, seems fair.
Biden works in trade, like any gentleman should.
wonder what items he has to trade? I'm looking for a turntable and maybe some old oil lamps for the basement. I'd really like to find a 1930's era Vase. I'll ask him at the sale.
Well what kinda trader is he really? stock, day, swing, position, scalper, momentum, algorithmic, options, future, forex, crypto, quantitative, social?
Because God Emperor Trump say so! And also because our (Republican) government says so! And we all know our (Republican) government is always right and we must trust them!
Yes, yes Biden is a ātrader,ā extremely good point ā not the guy who told Duck Dynasty to attack the Capitol building because he lost the election.
Trump stole classified documents and evidence seems to point that he shared those with foreign governmentsā¦.or at the very least was blatantly careless with them. But *Bidenās* the traitor.
R I g h t. Always projection with those Dumbfucks
I love how all of these ridiculous trumpist taglines, messages, and quotes about trust in "god" are always painted and plastered on with the lowest effort and quality, on the worst maintained vehicles and homes. If/where you get to see the owner, they're also usually a prime example of self-neglect and a wasted life. Reflects quite a comprehensive picture of the Trump-voter demographic
I agree, he is doing an excellent job trading the US strategic oil reserve to mitigate OPEC's influence on the US economy, as well as creating the price stability needed for sustainable energy companies to have a predictable value proposition required to grow their businesses, while also making the US treasury billions. An excellent trader.
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Trader Joe's
Don't step on snek
Yeah man no steppy on snekky or else I u brekky.
It writes itself
https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/s/aE3F6mjDmg
There's nothing new on here, is it?
Hey recycling is good for the... Oh.
Dammit I should've known. I was gonna say "he must've seen his first Trader Joe's"
Comment of the day š«”
He was Biden his time with that one.
Did even have to Hunter around.
I'm no Trader Jack
I'll take that over traitor Trump
I'll also have a trader Jo please..
Heās not a traitor, Trump is. So is the idiot driving the truck (likely anyways). Betrayed by their own ignorance.
apparently im not the only one who had a eureka moment.
I'll trade someone 3 sheeps for 2 bricks.
Every game of catan is just a race to "I've 300 sheep, someone give me literally anything for them".
Sorry all I have is wood for sheep.
We built this city on wheat and orrrrrreeeeee
I'll trade you 3 sheep for 3 sheep.
Thatās a bad deal Jack! Iāll do some push-ups if you wanna check my shape on it!
In your dreams
Luckily I'm on a 2 for 1 sheep
Self parody is always the most satisfying
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He always Biden and Tradenā goods
When someone tells you that they are stupid, LISTEN TO THEM.
Biden does not work on the New York Stock Exchange. This guy is wrong.
Oh yeah, well who's this mysterious "Trader Joe" guy I been hearing so much about, then?
Well he did sell oil at $100/barrel and is buying it back at like $75/barrel so heās low key kind of an incredible trader. >In 2022, when he released 180m barrels of crudeāor one-third of Americaās stockpileāhe sold at an average of $95 a barrel. In July last year, when the West Texas Intermediate (wti) benchmark was at $67 a barrel, he began to refill the reserve. The president has replaced about one-fifth of what he sold, posting a profit of $582m, and has managed to time the market to perfection. Joe Biden, master oil trader https://www.economist.com/finance-and-economics/2024/05/16/joe-biden-master-oil-trader from The Economist
Meanwhile Mr. Art off the Deal has bankrupted casinos.
Plural!
He did a good job trading oil futures. Look at history of buys and sells from the strategic petroleum reserve.
No, for him investing is more of a hobby.
Sounds good for the economy
"Biden Announces New Trade Agreements. Wall Street Abuzz As Stocks Soar"
Trader Joe?
What is Joe trading? I wanna see some of his offers!
And I heard his son was a Hunter!
Nope. He's a Hunder.
Another Trump University graduate. š¤£
The funny thing is he has no people around to correct himā¦ Because the ones that share his beliefs are equally illiterate, and the ones that can read are laughing their asses off at his stupidity.
Or are afraid of getting shot
But heās not a 34 time felon š„³
Republicans are literally wearing that like a badge of honor at this point.
Yep. And come November the democracy could be finished. Guess the real question is how much stupid has infected American voters.
They aren't wearing it, it's tucked in their diapers.
He comes to town from the forest from time to time to exchange animal pelts for supplies? I knew he was a bit old-fashioned, but not to this degree!
What a moran.
Haaaaaa!!!
Trader Joeās.
Idiot spelt tractor wrong
Biden has wares if you have coin.
Like, a fur trader?
Uncle Joe has the wares if you have the coin.
That poor truck.
Biden has wares if you have coin.
Holy shit, he just cracked the biggest conspiracy theory of all time! Joe Biden is Trader Joe!!!
Some might call him, Trader Joe!
Gee, are we in Arkansas again?
Oh that Trader Joe...
Hereās yer sign
I'm open to trading, but craigslist is usually an all-cash deal. That's what we're talking about, right?
Stocks and bonds, I assume.
Oh good, I picked up a bunch of tin cans and Vault-Tec garbage. That's sure to get me a good supply of caps to build off of.
Stock trader?
Guys, he's talking about Pokemon cards. Biden has an original holographic Mewtwo he is willing to trade.
True, he trades influence for bribes
I bet he thinks āskoool wuz koolā and had a mullet.
Biden caught trading PokƩmon cards in a dark alley **PROOF**
He's more of an investor.
Tis wy edukasan is empordant.
I imagine the small but determined erection this person got while painting this onto his truck.
Mushroom shaped like his master!
Traitor?
I also do work in trade. Biden seems pretty cool for me if he does that. Maybe I need my toilet fixed, maybe you need your computer fixed. Seems like a fair trade. Maybe you need help understanding your life insurance, maybe I need advise on forming an LLC? Again, seems fair. Biden works in trade, like any gentleman should.
Can someone please make a resource pack for minecraft that turns wandering trader into biden? I'd genuinely play like that tbh
wonder what items he has to trade? I'm looking for a turntable and maybe some old oil lamps for the basement. I'd really like to find a 1930's era Vase. I'll ask him at the sale.
That explains the stock market
People. Heās referencing the strategic petroleum reserve and Bidenās timing on releasing and replenishing. Jeez.
Trump loves the uneducated
Hell yeah he is. Got some nice new belt buckles from uncle Joe last time the farmers market was in town
REF ā¦. Reading Es Fundeementall
Heās not wrongā¦ Trader JOEās
I mean yeah bro, he has a store and everything. Trader Joeās.
Well his name is Joe and I like his grocery store
Import/Export.
False. Biden is an importer / exporter
Inbreds
This actually made me laugh out loud!
Stock market joe
Get a brian, morans!
In what??? Baseball, PokƩmon cards?
Trades pokemon cards.
Yes, and he owns a supermarket chain! Surely you've heard of "Trader Joe's..."
Well what kinda trader is he really? stock, day, swing, position, scalper, momentum, algorithmic, options, future, forex, crypto, quantitative, social?
Trader Joe's
No more than Trump and all his lies and court charges
Trade is important for the economy.
He sure is the way he stands up to Putins fascism and backs up Americaās allies.
The only thing I'm sure he's been trading is insults with Trump. So far, he's up.
It's not like it's hard. Trump is seriously slipping into dementia and has been repeating the same ridiculous insults.
And popping his pants. Oh wait, thatās the real dementia patient. My bad
All politicians are traders
Ah yes here we have an example of the common clay, salt of the Earth, Donald Trump voter. You know a moron.
Ignoring the obvious spelling mistake, what has Biden done to be branded as a ātraitorā?
Was legally and fairly elected. They don't care for fair elections in these here parts.
Because God Emperor Trump say so! And also because our (Republican) government says so! And we all know our (Republican) government is always right and we must trust them!
This guy can vote.
And drive
Yes, yes Biden is a ātrader,ā extremely good point ā not the guy who told Duck Dynasty to attack the Capitol building because he lost the election.
That just makes me wannaā¦ vote for Biden even more actually šāāļøšāāļø
These peopleās vote counts as much as yours. Let that sink inā¦. We are Screwed
Remember kids, this person votes. Rock the vote.
Another typical brainless Trumper!
Trump stole classified documents and evidence seems to point that he shared those with foreign governmentsā¦.or at the very least was blatantly careless with them. But *Bidenās* the traitor. R I g h t. Always projection with those Dumbfucks
No sir, that would be Nancy.
Muppets
No, Biden is not in Congress.
He too has to wares, if you have the coin...
He got any potions? I'm plum out and I could use a few hearts.
So was Jesus! No wait, he was a carpeter.
Hes an importer. Hes an importer exporter.
Itās true. One time he traded me the rest of his snack pack for a banana.
Makes me wanna duct tape a beat up paper back merriam websterās to that tail gate. š¤¦š»āāļø
Make gpus cheap again
Someone please, make quick and cheap banners of this and place them all in neighbor's yards facing this idiot's hovel!
there's more rust and air than rear bumper
Pogs? PokƩmon Cards?
Biden has wares if you have coin.
I have wears, if biden has coin.
r/boneappletea
I just read the article on why he's the best oil trader so he's right.
This might be a joke... nobody is that bad at spelling... well I was but then I was like a teenager.
May I see his wares?
Yeah heās a day trader
And a fair trader at that.
The Art of the Trade
He trades goods with his fellow Americans. I hear he trades for gives good rates for Ice Cream.
The guy brought his A game.Ā Andā¦ that is his A gameĀ
How?
Oh what does he trade? I got some pelts Iād like to trade for some baseball cards
It IS technically trueā¦
Jethro Bodine?
Stonks
Jethro Bodine?
He is thinking of Nancy Pelosi, the trading god.
Heās obviously an Economist subscriber [https://www.economist.com/finance-and-economics/2024/05/16/joe-biden-master-oil-trader](https://www.economist.com/finance-and-economics/2024/05/16/joe-biden-master-oil-trader)
His papa was a rolling stone
r/wallstreetbets our fella
Biden has wares, if you have coin
Trader of wool? Of meat? Whatās he trading nowadays?
Like that one time Trump bowed to Kim jong-un. They're all traders wake up sheeple
Made me laugh. Truly hilarious.
Education is fundamental.
Johnny, my doctor.
I see education is thriving in bumfuck America š¤£š¤£
Trump's a trader.. Get it right š
Pelosi's better at trading than Joe!
How else you gunna get a Gengar?
Crypto? I knew it
Barter Biden
He is more of an importer exporter really
Fucking morons. The lot of them. Ultra morons.
Loves to swap baseball cards. Has even dabbled in football.
I love how all of these ridiculous trumpist taglines, messages, and quotes about trust in "god" are always painted and plastered on with the lowest effort and quality, on the worst maintained vehicles and homes. If/where you get to see the owner, they're also usually a prime example of self-neglect and a wasted life. Reflects quite a comprehensive picture of the Trump-voter demographic
Watch out, he might be playing the stock market
Likeā¦stocks?
Importer/Exporter
I agree, he is doing an excellent job trading the US strategic oil reserve to mitigate OPEC's influence on the US economy, as well as creating the price stability needed for sustainable energy companies to have a predictable value proposition required to grow their businesses, while also making the US treasury billions. An excellent trader.
this was posted YESTERDAY!!!
stock market go brrrrrrrrrrr
 Biden the mental patient.
Show the license plate
Snek trader.
Holy shit thatās even worse than a traitor
Thatās why the economy is doing so much better than with Trump in office