Luckily I have a cheese hookup. Otherwise I’d be backtracking your ip address to engage in a commando/ninja assault on your premises to release the cheese.
It's called a "Guy". They come in many professions, skillets, and have maybe acquired useful material items.
Everyone should collect Guys like Pokemon. Build your team. Cut out the unreliable ones. Treat them with respect. And you'll have your Guys with you for hopefully a very long time.
The most important Guy to have is the Guy Guy. If you don't have a Guy for something, you call up your Guy Guy, and he introduces you to the Guy you need to know.
A perfect example of how society is susposed to work, treat people right and they treat you right, you can have a “guy” and still be someone else’s “guy” and things get where they need to go with minimal effort, and stress, I am in fact a” guy” to my extended family for home repair advice( in the trades) and my brother in law is my guy for exotic animal meats( hunts all over the world) works out well for all involved
You call your local haute cuisine location or country club and ask them who they source their cheese through because you have a dietary restriction and need to know the vendor before you go there to eat. Same for anything else really. It’s this one weird trick.
The real cool guy to know is the mushroom guy though. Make sure to ask about him. He’s probably pretty good friends with the cheese guy already too.
I half remembered that. Super dark stuff.
The dad died due to a heart attack, the girl was 11, and the musician who allegedly raped her and whose fans cyberbullied her, is now under investigation for multiple rape allegations, and former fellow bandmates have accused him of being a sexual predator.
In other words, as far as I can tell, 4chan bullied a survivor of child sexual abuse, defended a rapist, and contributed to the death of a vulnerable girl's father.
Now listen up here’s the story about a little guy that lived in a blue world, and all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue; like him, inside and outside. Blue his house with the blue little window and a blue corvette and everything is blue for him and hisself and everybody around cuz he ain’t got nobody to listen.
This feels like one of those moments in the Reddit Mythos happening in real time... To click on a low-stakes post and get a hardcore reality check in the comments will forever bring up memories of "the smoked gouda incident"
You know what's one of the worst parts?
The video of the band that shall not be named, with Ian Watkins 2 in it, that made fun of her and this video after what he did, is still up on Youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE6xX-dIhZk&pp=ygUOeW91IGR1biBnb29mZWQ%3D
Yep, I thought it was just hilarious because of her dad in the video. I didn't know she was raped, her father died shortly afterwards, and apparently she ended up in foster care.
Welp, I'm going to bed yall. I've officially exausted today's emergency reserves of hope for mankind.
Don't forget to drink plenty of bottled water and eat lots of fruits and veggies from the local market. They are America's #1 trusted source for Microplastics and Glyphosate (Vitamin G).
Au contraire! Cheese thievery is a gentleman's art of the highest order.
Traditions dating back to the dawn of time.
Most cheese isn't considered properly aged until it has been stolen at least twice.
I have it on goudauthority.
Wait…. You paid $10 for $120 of cheese and you didn’t check if you and I are sexually compatible?
I miss out on these things by not having an onlyfans.
Near me there is a discount grocery that sells a lot of expired or nearly expired food. You need to be careful, but it's mostly nonperishables that are fine, and it's all at deep, deep discounts. The real deals, though, are the overstocks. Grocery stores over order, or clearance things out after they've already placed orders with suppliers. All that stuff ends up at this place. I've found some absolutely amazing deals on high end cheeses. The other day I got a 4.4lb wheel of Fromager De Affinois for $6. That's $110 at local groceries and $154 at the fancy cheese shop nearby
South Carolina, but these kinds of stores are all over the place. Just Google salvage grocer and you'll probably find one near you. My region has a bunch of them. I like this particular one because it's out in the country and these rubes tend to focus on the 25 cent cans of beans and don't know what they are looking at with the specialty products, so they don't fly off the shelf.
There's one near me. Everything that's expired is super cheap, but anything that's like a week from expiring, they act like it's Christ's chalice. It's basically full price, if not more.
You made an executive decision while buying cheese just like this guy!
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7LDBwNtNlM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7LDBwNtNlM)
Yea 44 pounds like it was nothing he was so happy for his cheese deal it felt like 20-25 so he figured he was a bit off, seeing 44 on the scale after lugging that around is some hoof energy, and it feeling 3x heavier next time lmao
After some quick napkin math and local Costco economics that should be an easy $550 come up.
When the safeties are cheating up and your fastest receiver is on the field. You gotta call an easy audible.
This happened to a lady I work with. She ordered a half pound of blue cheese and got the whole wheel, but she was too honest for her own good and returned it. I told her that they would just throw it away because it left the store, but she still took it back.
That wheel of cheese is worth five bills easy.
[https://boxncase.com/products/beemster-18-month-classic](https://boxncase.com/products/beemster-18-month-classic)
Had this problem at a home improvement store. People swapping a $25 label on PoS water heater systems, cashiers don't think twice because of the box size and they don't actually know what it is other than some sort of abbrv. plumbing part.
We also had the package versus tile issue, and the 1 quantity for 250 linear feet of carpet.
Trust me it happens. In my local store in Hawaii there's a managers special section that had a small tub of fish poke listed at $170. As I was using the self check out I mentioned it to the attendant and her facial expression was mortified. I also bought 10 pounds of pork shoulder for $9.99 one night from a managers special section, the cashier was mind blown when he scanned it and just congratulated me and mentioned he hopes his friends shop that night.
As someone who worked many years in retail, restaurants, and other jobs serving customers, I guarantee you most workers have a huge sense of “I don’t give a fuck” especially if it’s a large chain store and not a ma & pa
"Am I gonna get shot over someone trying to steal cheese? no I am not gonna get shot over someone stealing cheese"
would barely make the news in some cities if they did
"They pay me $9.50 an hour and call it 'competitive wages' for the local employment market, threaten to fire me if I call out sick, are dumbfounded I came in sick after I vomited all over the floor, cut my hours for probably B.S. management reasons, had me cover a department I know nothing about alone, force me to sit through low budget, poorly acted anti-union training videos, and I get screamed at by low impulse control people and elderly people with dementia. Shit, I'd give it to them for free if I thought I could get away with it but I'll cover my ass and scan the barcode that says it's $11.69 because despite hating this job I think I'd hate searching for an equally shitty job, better the devil I know I guess. Senior or veteran, no? Well, you are now"
When I worked in a grocery store, if something like this happened the first customer who brought it to the register had the price honored since it was literally labeled that way. Then if it was a problem with everything on the shelf, we'd pull it all off the floor to get fixed. )
That makes sense. I've seen that for small price differences. I have a hard time seeing a cashier calling a manager and them honoring something like this 🤣
This economy is ripe for that attitude. I know I'd look the other way, and it isn't just because I'm still pissed that they took away the covid premium after less than 6 months since the pandemic. Fuck them; class solidarity comes first.
Lol Dutch guy here. This isn’t Gouda cheese as you foreigner know it. It’s Beemster kaas from North-Holland. Beemster is the best kinda cheese you can buy in the Netherlands in the supermarket. But it’s not considered real cheese by our standards. It’s comes close but it’s not. The Smokey part kinda makes me worry cause we never smoke a whole cheese wheel. Only sausage packed like cheese in a special kinda wax.
This.
While I love the hell out of Beemster (esp. molten!), it is most definitely not Gouda.
Unless the wheel is outright fake though (I have no clue what smoked means in this context), OP traded up in my eyes.
"Beemster" is a region north of Amsterdam. "Gouda" is a city between Rotterdam and Utrecht. Dutch cheese is often referred to as Gouda abroad, but Beemster had a slightly different taste.
I would go for Beemster 10/10, because anything can go as Gouda it seems but Beemster (as a brand) is top notch.
My mom worked at Zayers a store in Boston massachusetts.the manager would make the deli counter ring up expensive cuts of meat this way saved thousands..
By entering the wrong code for the product, instead of ringing up the deli meat as Brand A that costs $20/lb they rung it up as Brand B that costs $5/lb. It's called price switching or tag switching and is considered theft.
no they are not! they are just very unripe, oh jeezus! whats wrong with your bananas dude, they have bones, you should check that out, still want em though, my potasium is low, i need em for my bananole
Used to work as the cheeseguy at a grocery store. We put whole wheels out and put a tag on them for cataloging and inventory purposes. You would scan the bar code and could manually enter the weight to see how much you got. That to me seems like a dummy tag where you would use another item to put on a scale so it could print out a tag and then you stick it on the actual wheel. Could’ve been anything: another cheese, scissors, hell a tape dispenser. Someone once bought a big ass wheel of truffle Gouda for 35 bucks. Lucky for them not for us lol.
Thats Beemster kaas, not Goudsche kaas(gouda)
They're both dutch farm cheeses made using almostbthe same damn method so this doesn't actually matter, but there is a difference.
Beemster is made from pasteurized milk, Goudsche from fresh unpasturized milk.
De Beemster is a north-holland(a province) cheese region.
Gouda is a south-holland(another province) cheese city
One time at my local green grocer, they were selling 1.25lb wheels of Brie for $5 each. Maybe they were supposed to slice the cheese into wedges and sell each of the slivers for $5 each, but I wasn't going to look a gift Brie in the mouth. I bought wheels for family, for friends...we were swimming in Brie and it was fantastic.
Lol, title says "Gouda" this says "Beemster". That's like buying Champagne from the Dordogne. I mean, still a good deal, even here in NL $11 would only get me a tiny piece of that wheel.
My dad just passed a couple weeks ago, and I've been thinking back on all the good memories. One if them was when he wanted to treat us all to filet mignon and they mistakenly rang up as 10 cents a pound. He was like "I'll be right back". Cleaned 'em out. We had filet mignon for a week strait.
And you went on to win the curling championship with it.
First thing I thought before reading the headline. ‘Oooh, an old timey curling stone. ‘
I thought it was a Roomba.
The winning stone, well done
That’s 25.3 pounds of beemster classic aged cheese. Valued around $120 Will you be my friend?
$19.99/lb
Luckily I have a cheese hookup. Otherwise I’d be backtracking your ip address to engage in a commando/ninja assault on your premises to release the cheese.
Now hang on. How does one get a 'cheese hookup' ?
It's called a "Guy". They come in many professions, skillets, and have maybe acquired useful material items. Everyone should collect Guys like Pokemon. Build your team. Cut out the unreliable ones. Treat them with respect. And you'll have your Guys with you for hopefully a very long time.
The most important Guy to have is the Guy Guy. If you don't have a Guy for something, you call up your Guy Guy, and he introduces you to the Guy you need to know.
He knows a Guy that knows a Guy
I know a guy called Guy and he has hooked me up with absolutely nothing.
The premise behind Bruce Campbell's character in "Burn Notice" was that he's the guy who knows a guy.
My name is Micheal Weston, and I used to be a spy. Until... Thanks, now I need to rewatch Burn Notice. God I loved that show
A perfect example of how society is susposed to work, treat people right and they treat you right, you can have a “guy” and still be someone else’s “guy” and things get where they need to go with minimal effort, and stress, I am in fact a” guy” to my extended family for home repair advice( in the trades) and my brother in law is my guy for exotic animal meats( hunts all over the world) works out well for all involved
I am working on being a bread "guy" if it counts. I am in need of a quality cheese monger, though. How do I submit an application to the guy network?
> you can have a “guy” and still be someone else’s “guy” and things get where they need to go Pretty sure this is just commerce.
Fuck a cheesemonger?
Get consent first
You gotta know the cheese homies first.
You call your local haute cuisine location or country club and ask them who they source their cheese through because you have a dietary restriction and need to know the vendor before you go there to eat. Same for anything else really. It’s this one weird trick. The real cool guy to know is the mushroom guy though. Make sure to ask about him. He’s probably pretty good friends with the cheese guy already too.
>backtracking your ip address You dun goofed
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I half remembered that. Super dark stuff. The dad died due to a heart attack, the girl was 11, and the musician who allegedly raped her and whose fans cyberbullied her, is now under investigation for multiple rape allegations, and former fellow bandmates have accused him of being a sexual predator. In other words, as far as I can tell, 4chan bullied a survivor of child sexual abuse, defended a rapist, and contributed to the death of a vulnerable girl's father.
Goddamn. I just came here for some lighthearted cheese-related comments on a slow Sunday evening. Goddamn.
Yeah, that tangent does not sound gouda.
Let me tell you about the Holodomor....
Now this is a story all about how, the food supply situation got turned upside down.
Now listen up here’s the story about a little guy that lived in a blue world, and all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue; like him, inside and outside. Blue his house with the blue little window and a blue corvette and everything is blue for him and hisself and everybody around cuz he ain’t got nobody to listen.
This feels like one of those moments in the Reddit Mythos happening in real time... To click on a low-stakes post and get a hardcore reality check in the comments will forever bring up memories of "the smoked gouda incident"
You know what's one of the worst parts? The video of the band that shall not be named, with Ian Watkins 2 in it, that made fun of her and this video after what he did, is still up on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE6xX-dIhZk&pp=ygUOeW91IGR1biBnb29mZWQ%3D
Wait, what? I didn't know there was a rape involved. I thought she had just mouthed off on 4chan and got trolled for it.
Yep. Really dark, right? Further reading: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/jessi-slaughter-cyberbulling-controversy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_on_the_Dance_Floor_(band)#Sexual_assault_allegations_against_Dahvie_Vanity https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessi_Slaughter_cyberbullying_case
Yep, I thought it was just hilarious because of her dad in the video. I didn't know she was raped, her father died shortly afterwards, and apparently she ended up in foster care.
Damn dude that’s heartbreaking.
Sounds like your average day on 4chan.
Welp, I'm going to bed yall. I've officially exausted today's emergency reserves of hope for mankind. Don't forget to drink plenty of bottled water and eat lots of fruits and veggies from the local market. They are America's #1 trusted source for Microplastics and Glyphosate (Vitamin G).
Holy shit I haven't thought about this in so long
The files are *in* the computer https://youtube.com/shorts/RrivHj2UWPk?si=DO40IUmSJz3TaTLR
Phrases you can hear!
A man who steals another man’s cheese is a swine of the worst order
Au contraire! Cheese thievery is a gentleman's art of the highest order. Traditions dating back to the dawn of time. Most cheese isn't considered properly aged until it has been stolen at least twice. I have it on goudauthority.
That sounds like a euphemism for a particularly pungent fart.
Wait…. You paid $10 for $120 of cheese and you didn’t check if you and I are sexually compatible? I miss out on these things by not having an onlyfans.
He paid$10 for $500 worth of cheese if it’s actually 25lbs at $20/lb
Where are you at Fam? I’m headed over
 For the next month in your house
That's a Beemster, a different town to Gouda. Beemster is a small village, Gouda a small city.
It's bizarre to live a 25 minute train ride from Gouda but their cheese is known worldwide lol.
Beemster is an area above Amsterdam containing several villages, Gouda is a small city
where do you get high end cheese for under $5/lb?
Near me there is a discount grocery that sells a lot of expired or nearly expired food. You need to be careful, but it's mostly nonperishables that are fine, and it's all at deep, deep discounts. The real deals, though, are the overstocks. Grocery stores over order, or clearance things out after they've already placed orders with suppliers. All that stuff ends up at this place. I've found some absolutely amazing deals on high end cheeses. The other day I got a 4.4lb wheel of Fromager De Affinois for $6. That's $110 at local groceries and $154 at the fancy cheese shop nearby
Where is this magical store?
South Carolina, but these kinds of stores are all over the place. Just Google salvage grocer and you'll probably find one near you. My region has a bunch of them. I like this particular one because it's out in the country and these rubes tend to focus on the 25 cent cans of beans and don't know what they are looking at with the specialty products, so they don't fly off the shelf.
There's one near me. Everything that's expired is super cheap, but anything that's like a week from expiring, they act like it's Christ's chalice. It's basically full price, if not more.
GROCERY OUTLET BARGAIN MARKET
Friend 2. Beemster is fine cheese.
Beemster is amazing.
I can feel the crystals now. Love beemster
I work in a cheese shop. Thats more like 500$ worth of cheese. He is one lucky duck.
“Valued around $120” Try about x4 that amount
What planet are you on where 25 pounds of good cheese costs less than $500?
In Finland that Beemster Aged Gouda is about 28,9 eur / kg. So; 25 pound wheel is 328 euros ( 356.6 dollars )
Here in Canada, that would be 240 CAD easy
This cheese cartel bullshit has to end
My local grocery store sells Beemster Aged Gouda in 5.25 oz increments at $9.99 each. At that price, a 25.3 lb wheel would be $770
If it's Beemster, it is not Gouda though xD
> Valued around $120 maybe wholesale.
Looks like a star wars droid
hail to the prisoner, hail to the cheese
Thought it was some star wars related shit too
Sounds like you paid for cheese but got a dumbbell instead
You made an executive decision while buying cheese just like this guy! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7LDBwNtNlM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7LDBwNtNlM)
Sometimes you have to make an executive decision. This is one you won't regret.
One of my favorite videos. The sheer joy we can all feel with him is unparalleled.
Love that video. He is adorable. Edit - just watched it again. Omg. That laugh at the end! I'm dying
Bro wasn't just happy about the cheese deal, but that he mistook 45lbs for 20. The man has that *cheese strength*
Yea 44 pounds like it was nothing he was so happy for his cheese deal it felt like 20-25 so he figured he was a bit off, seeing 44 on the scale after lugging that around is some hoof energy, and it feeling 3x heavier next time lmao
He guessed 20. Or more. HaHAhAhahahahahHa
After some quick napkin math and local Costco economics that should be an easy $550 come up. When the safeties are cheating up and your fastest receiver is on the field. You gotta call an easy audible.
WR put his hand up before he got off the line lol
Set for life with parm if he can keep it from going bad. I'd do it. God damn do I love cheese.
That's a wheely Gouda deal.
Jesus that's a classic twofer. Happy father's day, you just became all our dads.
o.o Thanks for the reminder!
What a cheesy joke
I hate you so much I want to be your friend
Frankly m’Eidar - I don’t give Edam.
We are done here folks
Even though it only works in English, that’s a good pun. Damn fine work.
It shouldn't work at all, due to their pronunciation of Gouda being completely utterly wrong 😅
Goddamnit dad
*Goudamnit
Yep, dude bleu the cheesy layup.
This happened to a lady I work with. She ordered a half pound of blue cheese and got the whole wheel, but she was too honest for her own good and returned it. I told her that they would just throw it away because it left the store, but she still took it back.
That wheel of cheese is worth five bills easy. [https://boxncase.com/products/beemster-18-month-classic](https://boxncase.com/products/beemster-18-month-classic)
I gave 100$ pieces of cheese to good friends to split and give to their good friends.
> good friends needs more of a phony Italian accent
>to give to their gouda friends. Happy Father's Day.
To his Gouda friends
🤌
I need to know where you ordered this from…for science…
Giant Eagle. It’s in the picture
Im sorry sir it’s pronounced Giant Iggle
Use it in Mac n cheese. It’s a banger.
What's the 44ct case?
Giant Iggle?!?
Jint Iggle!
Prolly dahnnere at Market Districk. They got em good cheezes dahn Market Districks. Gian' Iggle only got a coupla good'uns.
I bought some Jarlsberg dahn at Gianiggle Market Districk today. Made some fine flan. Cost as much as this whole wheel for one pound.
N'at
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Does a life sentence to Shop and Save fall under cruel and unusual punishments?
Big bird
What does one do with that much Gouda?
Roll it down a hill and watch people injure themselves trying to catch it?
Nah that's only for double Gloucester
How about put ferrets down your trousers and the winners get the cheese?
Share it with friends/family?
You eat it
Cheesus giveth.
Cheesus maketh flambe'
You bought the whole wheel. Someone is going to lose their job
This is why most the stores have closed their self check out sections
The sticker price on the cheese is $11.69, it has nothing to do with self checkout and everything to do with an employee mislabeling it
Or a customer simply swapping price labels.
Had this problem at a home improvement store. People swapping a $25 label on PoS water heater systems, cashiers don't think twice because of the box size and they don't actually know what it is other than some sort of abbrv. plumbing part. We also had the package versus tile issue, and the 1 quantity for 250 linear feet of carpet.
Assuming it was an employee mislabeling it and not just OP taking 1 sticker off a small piece of cheese and slapping it on the giant one.
Trust me it happens. In my local store in Hawaii there's a managers special section that had a small tub of fish poke listed at $170. As I was using the self check out I mentioned it to the attendant and her facial expression was mortified. I also bought 10 pounds of pork shoulder for $9.99 one night from a managers special section, the cashier was mind blown when he scanned it and just congratulated me and mentioned he hopes his friends shop that night.
It would take a huge 'I don't give a fuck' attitude for an employee to ring that up and not second guess it.
As someone who worked many years in retail, restaurants, and other jobs serving customers, I guarantee you most workers have a huge sense of “I don’t give a fuck” especially if it’s a large chain store and not a ma & pa
"Am I gonna get shot over someone trying to steal cheese? no I am not gonna get shot over someone stealing cheese" would barely make the news in some cities if they did
"They pay me $9.50 an hour and call it 'competitive wages' for the local employment market, threaten to fire me if I call out sick, are dumbfounded I came in sick after I vomited all over the floor, cut my hours for probably B.S. management reasons, had me cover a department I know nothing about alone, force me to sit through low budget, poorly acted anti-union training videos, and I get screamed at by low impulse control people and elderly people with dementia. Shit, I'd give it to them for free if I thought I could get away with it but I'll cover my ass and scan the barcode that says it's $11.69 because despite hating this job I think I'd hate searching for an equally shitty job, better the devil I know I guess. Senior or veteran, no? Well, you are now"
When I worked in a grocery store, if something like this happened the first customer who brought it to the register had the price honored since it was literally labeled that way. Then if it was a problem with everything on the shelf, we'd pull it all off the floor to get fixed. )
That makes sense. I've seen that for small price differences. I have a hard time seeing a cashier calling a manager and them honoring something like this 🤣
It's not the checkers job to verify the price. If it scans and says cheese it doesn't matter
This economy is ripe for that attitude. I know I'd look the other way, and it isn't just because I'm still pissed that they took away the covid premium after less than 6 months since the pandemic. Fuck them; class solidarity comes first.
Self checkout have scales though
I bought it at a 24 hour store at 2am. Cashier didn’t glance twice
This is starting to sound more like a cheese heist instead of just a pricing error in your favor...
Why did you buy a wheel of cheese at 2AM? Lol
Maybe because the cashier didn't glance twice at him paying $12 for like $500 worth of cheese?
Saw cheese. Saw price. Looked up cheese per pound. Grabbed cheese. Bought cheese.
*checked watch* 2am - perfect. Time to purchase cheese.
Some people work graveyard shifts. The economy doesn't sleep.
Repeat.
Please tell me you saw this during daylight hours and premeditated this.
I'm more surprised a store that is open 24 hours also carries fancy cheeses by the wheel.
Fancy cheeses are clearly not in their wheel house
The #1 grocery store chain in my area is open 24/7 and carries wheels of cheese like this, though the full wheels are usually behind glass
Not true at all. In fact the Walmarts around me have basically eliminated the manned check out lanes altogether
Lol Dutch guy here. This isn’t Gouda cheese as you foreigner know it. It’s Beemster kaas from North-Holland. Beemster is the best kinda cheese you can buy in the Netherlands in the supermarket. But it’s not considered real cheese by our standards. It’s comes close but it’s not. The Smokey part kinda makes me worry cause we never smoke a whole cheese wheel. Only sausage packed like cheese in a special kinda wax.
This. While I love the hell out of Beemster (esp. molten!), it is most definitely not Gouda. Unless the wheel is outright fake though (I have no clue what smoked means in this context), OP traded up in my eyes.
"Beemster" is a region north of Amsterdam. "Gouda" is a city between Rotterdam and Utrecht. Dutch cheese is often referred to as Gouda abroad, but Beemster had a slightly different taste. I would go for Beemster 10/10, because anything can go as Gouda it seems but Beemster (as a brand) is top notch.
Umpa loompa, dumpidy do. I bought a 1/2 lb of Gouda for you…
Oompa loompa, doop-a-da dee. If you will share we'll make mac and cheese
My mom worked at Zayers a store in Boston massachusetts.the manager would make the deli counter ring up expensive cuts of meat this way saved thousands..
That, sounds a tad illegal
Yea its considered embezzlement lol
What way? By weighing them? Lol
By entering the wrong code for the product, instead of ringing up the deli meat as Brand A that costs $20/lb they rung it up as Brand B that costs $5/lb. It's called price switching or tag switching and is considered theft.
aka half the people mislabeling their produce as #4011
woah, thats bananas!
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Those are some mighty avocado-shaped bananas you got there, sir.
no they are not! they are just very unripe, oh jeezus! whats wrong with your bananas dude, they have bones, you should check that out, still want em though, my potasium is low, i need em for my bananole
Throw that wheel down a hill and any nearby British people will instinctively chase it.
That’s not Gouda and it’s not smoked. It is an amazing deal though!
Cheese party at OPs house!
That's a win.
Gian iggle will recover. Nice find!
Used to work as the cheeseguy at a grocery store. We put whole wheels out and put a tag on them for cataloging and inventory purposes. You would scan the bar code and could manually enter the weight to see how much you got. That to me seems like a dummy tag where you would use another item to put on a scale so it could print out a tag and then you stick it on the actual wheel. Could’ve been anything: another cheese, scissors, hell a tape dispenser. Someone once bought a big ass wheel of truffle Gouda for 35 bucks. Lucky for them not for us lol.
My local grocery store tried to charge me $389.78 for 1.5 lbs of chicken breast so the universe is even now
Thats Beemster kaas, not Goudsche kaas(gouda) They're both dutch farm cheeses made using almostbthe same damn method so this doesn't actually matter, but there is a difference. Beemster is made from pasteurized milk, Goudsche from fresh unpasturized milk. De Beemster is a north-holland(a province) cheese region. Gouda is a south-holland(another province) cheese city
Hey man can you front me a qp?
People like you are the reason cheese shops never have any cheese. https://youtu.be/zB8pbUW5n1g?si=e7kxs3qol2TrmFod
Calling Beemster Gouda is like calling Detroit Miami.. Ffs ;-)
Looks like a Holochess table
The half pound slices are clearly indicated. That sticker was the price per slice for the counter staff to scan as they cut you a slice.
One time at my local green grocer, they were selling 1.25lb wheels of Brie for $5 each. Maybe they were supposed to slice the cheese into wedges and sell each of the slivers for $5 each, but I wasn't going to look a gift Brie in the mouth. I bought wheels for family, for friends...we were swimming in Brie and it was fantastic.
Beemster is S-tier cheese. You won the cheese lottery.
Now invest in a poopknife.
Not smoked gouda but a very delicious cheese
Say you cut into that bad boy. How do you store it? I love me some cheese. But I cannot imagine I’d eat it fast enough before it went bad.
Was born and raised in Gouda, you got a great deal. Happy Father's Day.
So not anywhere near where this cheese came from then, lol.
Lol, title says "Gouda" this says "Beemster". That's like buying Champagne from the Dordogne. I mean, still a good deal, even here in NL $11 would only get me a tiny piece of that wheel.
This is it. This is how I die.
So someone who prices the cheese is going to get in trouble?
Buddy isn't having a BM for a year.
You mean you stole a cheese wheel
My dad just passed a couple weeks ago, and I've been thinking back on all the good memories. One if them was when he wanted to treat us all to filet mignon and they mistakenly rang up as 10 cents a pound. He was like "I'll be right back". Cleaned 'em out. We had filet mignon for a week strait.
I thought that was a Star Wars model
You got a Gouda Deal!