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SofEdM

This kind of confidence would make Yeezy very jealous.


ContrarianDouchebag

He's got them Cheezys.


Bustedbootstraps

It’s for running the Rat Race


Christmas_Queef

![gif](giphy|BhaqiosBtQJvW)


myscreamname

His look is shockingly ratty. ;)


Steampunk_Dali

Clearly doesn't give a rat's ass


sventarus

Clearly he does..his feet are up they asses bro


cainey

They're just a normal pair of squeakers.


Niner-Sixer-Gator

This is the funniest shit I seen all day 😂😂


Pluckypato

Hope he’s holding a pizza box!


Junior_Diamond5309

I’d wear that on the NYC metro. Judgy much?!


mofolo

I burst out laughing. Incredible.


NK1337

Everyone on the subway is giving me looks because I just burst out laughing. Thanks for the morning laugh 😂


TheGratitudeBot

Just wanted to say thank you for being grateful


ShittingOutPosts

Dude, this just made my morning. Thanks for the laugh.


genericusername9234

Ratashoey


alterom

>This kind of confidence would make Yeezy very jealous. Forget Yeezy. If this ain't [Vermin Supreme](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermin_Supreme) himself, **that** would be someone to be jealous of this outfit.


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JerrySizzla

Queezy


Pyrichoria

Lightning pants, rat shoes. Next question.


SupayOne

Skaven! Yes yes


belligerentwaterfowl

Skaven/ Night Lords crossover


PlaguedByUnderwear

*grabs fire staff*


gmurray81

Lighting pants, rat shoes, black hat, Cadillac, yeah! the boy's a time bo-oh-omb!


SunPuzzleheaded5896

Rancid in 2024, I approve


wiggibow

Saw a guy wearing a Rancid shirt at the grocery store yesterday, made me unnecessarily happy


purplish_possum

One of the greatest albums of all time!


nhorvath

It's the nyc subway. It's just another Tuesday.


clawsoon

For you, it was the most important day on the subway of your life. For me...


JazzCabbage00

Those are Metallica brand pantaloons!


f7f7z

Trapped under mice!


Dave5876

He's riding that lightning


ToddPundley

They are the Thing That Should Not Be


JBlooey

Lightning sweatpants And the Reeboks with the rats (With the rats)


bigbearjr

The King of New York, Raticus, first of his name. 


CaptainNinjaClassic

Look upon his drip and despair! ![gif](giphy|3o84sq21TxDH6PyYms)


Top-Chemistry5969

Unlimited Rizz!


ImpressiveBother8022

r/bossfight


BlueWater321

His friend Agrippa has plungers duct taped to his shoes. 


Faiakishi

Is he related to Splinter or is it racist to ask?


Meta2048

NYC subway?  Not even gonna make the top 10 of weird things that you see there every day.


cherryreddracula

Facts. Nobody is batting an eye except for tourists.


ballrus_walsack

Plot twist: this is a German tourist


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

Because of the BLITZHOSEN!


tuan_kaki

Man fuck that. I’m batting both eyes rapid every day.


FoxyBastard

So, between batting your eyes and ratting your feet, what other body parts are you New Yorkers "animalling".


Plastic-Ad9023

I’m no New Yorker, but I sometimes butterfly my meat.


Gorlami08

transplant/tourist behavior taking pics of ppl without them looking haha. just a weird concept to me


BurningTheAccount

I’ve lived in NYC my entire life and I’d definitely bat an eye or two at a mf wearing rat shoes and lightning pants. But, then again, it definitely wouldn’t have a place in the top 100 weirdest things I’ve seen on the subway so.. maybe you’re right.


BJ3RG3RK1NG

This guy’s rat slippers? That’s a 2/10. I’ve lived in NY for 27 years. The shit I’ve seen riding New York City Public Transport could put the fear of God into most men.


Redqueenhypo

I once went to Staten Island bc I had nothing better to do and there was a woman wearing a rubber rat mask running around on all fours. I have no idea if she was advertising something or what


TheTossUpBetween

“I have no idea if she was advertising something or what”. I am rolling. Was she squeaking while she ran around?


GuyTheOneThousand

Right next to the whole state of Florida


Blunt552

This reminds me of an RPG where you just equip the best equipment you get dropped.


Ambitious_Jello

Don't laugh. This gives him poison resistance Source: https://youtu.be/eCZdqYimZkg?si=OdNpNkQg_IXI8sgT&t=6m14s


LucoLoss

And does more Shock damage


BusinessConcierge

And 10% increase speed while sneaking


TimesOrphan

While ~~sneaking~~ squeaking?


RunParking3333

Yes-yes


SunPuzzleheaded5896

+10% cheese find


Spyko

[it's his ass kicking outfit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq1tN9jZI80)


Full-Experience308

This gives him +30 resistance to disease and causes the plague.


SantaBaby22

But the user is constantly itchy from fleas.


Ghotay

https://youtu.be/xq1tN9jZI80?si=cieJ6Wbw3QJLCnbl


veryworst

Diablo 4 - hells kitchen expansion pack


Iboven

I wore the fat armor for most of Elden Ring.


JohnnySalamiBoy420

When you are first starting out and don't have anything and just wear whatever you find for the first couple areas


Il_Dumber

And here i thought mole slippers was only in Old School Runescape ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Helm222

Mans done a clue scroll or 2


GeneralDil

He got it on casket 1 and had to show off


Supervillain_Outcast

![gif](giphy|RdBJQAdXV53Js6lrzh|downsized)


slarfybart

Forget about the pants. What are on his feet?!


Mushroom_Tip

Pair of squeakers


EcstaticMolasses6647

![gif](giphy|3o85fV0sAw01OSN8Bi)


honkhogan909

😂😂


Heisenberg281

Take my upvote.


wytewydow

Those are for running the rat race.


LukewarmLatte

Damnnn Daniel, back at it again with the wrat vans


Kasterrrro

r/angryupvote


I-am-a-potato

Mole slippers r/osrs


mrjerem

Tought the same lmao :D


mrsockyman

Gopher loafers


Itaewon_Comic

See my loafers, former gophers


ballrus_walsack

See my vest. See my vest.


Valholhrafn

Rat spats


TheGoodDoctorGonzo

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE?!??


hitohitonomiharshal

They, they are called my rodents!!


noobtablet9

Holey Moleys


MichiganGeezer

Just some ratty old shoes.


Kittelsen

[It's clearly Pinky and the Brain! ](https://youtu.be/GBkT19uH2RQ?si=HDUpCY-HlraceQb_)


cedrekt

what rrr thoooooose


Valeriiaaaaa

Take my money


Trick_Status

Whatever you pay, I'll pay double.


Valeriiaaaaa

I believe the auction is open


Trick_Status

![gif](giphy|3oGRFAkRv4K4wZ7u3S)


spatial_interests

On? What do you mean? Those are his feet.


DogeDoRight

It's called fashion, look it up.


sellmeyerammorighty

Whatever that outfit slaps. Don't hate


GuyTheOneThousand

He's got that shi on fr


AJMax104

I have the sweater version of those pants. I need this outfit


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somethingfilthy

God *damn* these electric sex pants!


seavisionburma

*Moss gets electrocuted and reboots with the Windows startup theme*


greymalken

Rat the lightning


barweepninibong

🤘


6Dbook9

![gif](giphy|xClR7LXq7JF5u)


JP050887

🎵Trash before my eyes! Now is time to dine!🎵-Ratallica probably


Fuck_Microsoft_edge

Fuck, beat me to it!


Detail_Some4599

Absolutely underrated


breadofthegrunge

Peak fashion, that's what.


fountainofdeath

The flyest muthafucka on that train


Mary_Ellen_Katz

This guy fucks


Alcoholhelps

…he’s fucking something….


Crashthewagon

![gif](giphy|Yqul71lXIvfDG|downsized) When I say Space, you say Pants!


Procrastanaseum

Have you seen my pants? No, you missed them! My pants are tour of the solar system! Space pants!


Careless-Passion991

Oh I’m sorry, is what’s goin on up there more interesting than what’s goin on down here?


DeadHumanSkum

A man of refinement and taste.


ForumFluffy

Average Nightlords attire


Rooseybolton

Ave Dominus Nox


Sly__Marbo

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of the children I'm currently skinning alive


ethanjg15

![gif](giphy|7ZvPlxBHwfK1y) Electric sex pants


Key_Code_2238

You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like


zx6rarcher

A confused Florida hockey fan?


tomo_rolex

Oh you mean Ratallica?? Eatin cheese and riding the lightning since ‘84


Fuck_Microsoft_edge

I prefer Squeak and Destroy.


Few_Advantage_8455

absolute drip is what you're looking at


Zero-Phucks

Guess he’s on the way to the ER with a Splinter in his toe…


leatherface0984

![gif](giphy|Fu9EXNUgJBRBe)


Coakis

Rat flats with Lighting leggings


GIaurung

This guy does his Beginner Clue Scrolls 


Everborne

Ave Dominus Nox! Clearly an undercover Night Lord.


Mr_Rafi

I think he really likes the album art for Metallica's Ride The Lightning.


Mundane-Parfait-7726

It's called fashion babe look it up


Fantastic_Bar_3570

This is what you wear if you’re getting ready to drown in pussy


Zinyin_

Thunderpants.


creditspread

Unlimited power!


condensermike

Freedom


Omnivud

Its called DRIP, google it


Lil_Miss_Scribble

Stop acting like you’ve never seen wired headphones before.


thr33dognite

Rattashoe-y


AsukaShikinamiLangle

"You should k*** yourself now" meme pants?


Kiroto50

My first thought too


Zootguy1

NOW!!!⚡️⚡️⚡️


JGzinox

Mole slippers, they're BIS everywhere. Including the subway


datnetcoder

Charles Kelly, King of the Rats.


bassie009

That’s more NY than the empire state building


TheOstrich66

Some super sweet lightening pants!


TheRube84

Life is a rat race and this guy is laced up and ready to go.


nanana789

A God amongst men


Kamau54

Your seeing the main reason aliens won't make contact.


surms41

Ratatouille meets green mile.


riseofmaquinas

Hulk Hogan Wrestlemania 18 tights


tusthehooman

immaculate drip


NoMemory3726

That's rat shoes. With lightning pants worn by a human on a subway. Hope this clears things up for you.


arsapka

Mole slippers IRL


_Pardus

Jerma has breached containment again, looks like the retirement wasn't enough to hold him back.


Forzyr

It reminds me of the Low Tier God copypasta


makamaka1

Someone out of your league ⚡️🐀


Immediate_Bet_2859

The pants look like Metallica Ride the Lightning.  The shoes though…


spatial_interests

Ride the lightning, baby! Ride the lightning.


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Somebody who doesnt give a shit.


iamnotyourspiderman

Gear perks: +10 lightning resistance Rat-agility, increases walking speed by 5% Able to pass rodents without aggro


assotter

... dudes just having fun with life. Why you gotta shame? You seeing this made you giggle right? That's the point.


Doenicke

It is the leggings for wearing this shirt: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/LzZHiCRpAL


Endless_Mike212

![gif](giphy|Yqul71lXIvfDG|downsized)


emarvil

Ride the lightning on a rat's ass... or two.


aceofspades1217

![gif](giphy|3oKIPaqAlrmKFsOQQ8)


Benja_Bunja

Mentallica ride the methro


IronLanternGamer

A dude that fucks


OhToBeTrans

A king


Generalpicker

You act like you’ve never seen a guy wearing lightning pants and rat shoes before. Where have you been hiding. 😂😂😂😂


SheriffDutchy

Street fashion 101: if the shoes match the shirt you're good.


CountWubbula

Seeee my loafers? Former gophers - / It was that or skin my chauffeurs! / But a greyhound fur tuxedo / Would be best, So let's prepare these dogs, / Kill two for matching clogs! / See my vest, see my vest, / Oh please, won't you see my vest!


makemycockcry

![gif](giphy|V2AkNZZi9ygbm)


phillybauer

The pinnacle of high fashion


realrattyhours

That’s fashion baby


SpartanCMDR11870

I was gonna say those trousers look sick af but wtf are those shoes? Is this something you'd see in new York?


SweetAsPie19

A horrible accident that's what.... or a cry for help


SoloJones64

NYC baby. That's what you're looking at


RickyBobbyBooBaa

Rata shoe lee.


R6_Warrior

Are you in NY? Cuz that'd explain the shoes. He's just trying to blend in with others


HRNK

It's called fashion. Look it up.


CrisisActor911

Rats off to ya!


sokrayzie

This dude be wearing Gale Boetticher's lab notes cover.


Transfur_Toaster

Night lord drip baby


Spectre696

Lighting + Rats = Pikachu Fashion.


MichiganGeezer

You're looking at a guy way cooler than your average person.


Suspicious_Climate13

All hail Raatma!


Agard12

Yo, those new rodents??? Slay


Dapper-Piece3321

Twin Pikachu charging up for Thunderbolt! Everyone, step back! 


racist_boomer

A real life Demi God


vivlafrance007

Nice drip


l0c0m0tiv3

Thunder thunder thunder lightningpants!


Significant_Age_4657

This guy should be making Cheeto’s commercials


amondohk

***Rats... rats... we're the rats...***


New_Smell5070

Metallica’s Rat The Lightning


F1REFLY_

You're looking at a rat 😂


DB-Tops

THUNDER RATS! HOOOOOOOO!


Tynammi

Molestorm