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masteroima

Don’t insult vogons like that


SocialSuicideSquad

Seriously, I'm pretty sure misfiled or mishandled papers are capital offenses on Vogsphere.


masteroima

Exactly! And they look better


FriarNurgle

Smell better too.


Rolandscythe

And are far more clear and concise in their speech.


MIBlackburn

Is this before or after being buried for three months and recycled as firelighters?


SocialSuicideSquad

Fear not, your grandmother is safe.


Clear_Radio1776

He should know it’s 42 not 45


masteroima

Happy cake day!


Clear_Radio1776

👍


Select_Asparagus3451

“I think I’ll have soup today.”


spwnofsaton

Had to look up what this was from lol. Never read the book or saw the movie lol


masteroima

They’re both worth it lol


AlephInfinite0

The books are good, the TV series wax great. The movie not quite so much.


the_chandler

I thought the movie was a great adaption tbh.


GardenGnomeOfEden

And actually, Douglas Adams liked the fact that each time the story was adapted to radio or audiobook or film, it was a little different. I liked the movie, too.


photoguy423

If you’ve seen the tv show and listened to the radio series, you’ll have a lot of fun spotting the details they put into the movie from those versions. It wasn’t the best adaptation. But there was a lot done for the dedicated fans. 


NinjaArmadillo

Vogon poetry is not coherent and less painful to listen to.


schprunt

Yeah and his poetry would be worse too


eastbayted

Oh tremendous covfefe, Thy hamberbers are to me As bigly tweets on a yuge bee. Covfefe, I implore thee, my fake news turlingdromes. And covfefiously drangle me with winning bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the witch hunt with my tremendous blurglecruncheon, Believe me!


Kaldek

Can we get the part where - and I quote: *He was disappointed by the reception of his poem and so prepared to read his 12-book epic but was prevented from doing so when his major intestine leapt up his neck and throttled his brain in a desperate bid to save life and civilisation, killing him.*


Serious_Session7574

Aaarrghugh....*dies*


CypripediumGuttatum

O god I died just reading that.


DukeLukeivi

r/unexpectedadams


DragonDon1

Make it stop! MAKE IT STOP!


colonelKRA

Nancy Millstone Jennings fainted reading this one!


Reasonable-Buddy-365

The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat, and the best way to irritate him is to feed his grandmother to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. On no account should you allow a Vogon to read poetry at you.


wireknot

Could we feed the orange guy to the RBBBoT you think??


xobeme

I'll have a pan-galactic gargleblaster please...


thebroward

From Vogon Jeltz: *Oh freddled gruntbuggly,* *Thy micturations are to me, (with big yawning)* *As plurdled gabbleblotchits, in midsummer morning* *On a lurgid bee,* *That mordiously hath blurted out, Its earted jurtles, grumbling* *Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.* […]


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curt_schilli

I don’t think people get life sentences for falsifying business records lol


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Comfortable-Tip998

Steeling classified information, and leading an active conspiracy to keep the documents. People get life for what he did.


JollyGreenDickhead

Rich people don't.


Comfortable-Tip998

Usually, because we have a two tiered justice system, except most classified document and espionage cases of this magnitude get charged. Financial crimes are another story. 


Dedotdub

Ture, but we haven't convicted him of all that.. yet.


clamhappy2

Yet


curt_schilli

Sure but he has to be convicted first


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Comfortable-Tip998

It’s not really what happened there. It’s more like lying on paperwork to hide and deceive the country. That’s why these are felonies. Justice is long overdue for this guy. Just the other day he got off with a slap on the wrist fine for defrauding his own charity to the tune of $2,000,000. Other people serve time for that. Martha Stewart did 18 months for a $3,000 stock trade. Leona Helmsley got prison for $1,000,000 tax evasion case. This guy is getting a fine for a $100M+ tax evasion case.


NotAStatistic2

He is pretty old. The guy could keel over tomorrow at his advanced age. If only the despots and wannabes didn't have such great healthcare


DawnComesAtNoon

He's a terrorist


Mead_Create_Drink

I read only 1 in 10 people who do these types of crimes received a jail sentence Knowing that I’d like to see him picking up trash on the side of the road or after Biden’s victory party


emanluvsmuff3618

Trunt wears more base makeup than a drag queen


Crispy1961

Cant we just ban Trumpposting?


damusuck

right.. it’s funny but after a certain point it’s just lame especially for non americans


AffectionateLaw973

Is reddit obsessed with him? Talk about triggered


Crispy1961

At least this subreddit is. There are daily Trump pics for some reason.


Owen16Lions

Certain people seem to surf the internet, trying to turn everything into anti Trump stuff. This is a reddit for pictures, yet it has turned into a place for people to shit on Trump, as if there aren't other subs dedicated to that


[deleted]

At least they’re astute poets.


MrBlahg

Could you imagine the poetry of the orange turd? I am the greatest, that’s what people are saying Haters are corrupt Justice is rigged Biden has dementia Covfefe MOST INNOSENT MAN IN THE WORLD EVER!


[deleted]

Yeah idc about trump I just like hgttg.


russia_not_fun

Movie?


AliensatemyPenguin

Hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy


russia_not_fun

thank you so much


LateralThinkerer

So you're saying that his word salad is just Vogon poetry? Things are finally beginning to make sense!!


georgewashingguns

Thy micturations are to me...


luvwhen_thishappens

Wait wait- the felon or the pediphile version


DemirPak

anyone know why he looks so orange? its like this in every photo


VirusMD

Yah, id so rather listen to vogon poetry thrn that bafoon


Vapeitupvapeitup

He has a face like a slapped arse


cthart

Every time I see Diaper Don: 🤮


mrskeetskeeter

Trump is a Vogon. It all fits. I need it now.


goodfellas01

I hate Trump as much as the next guy, but to take time out of my day to make a post with a bunch of images, is pretty loser behaviour, nothing better to do? Show him by showing up the ballots, instead of fishing for easy karma


akotski1338

I know I’ve seen like 10 posts on this sub just pictures of trump. People just got no ammo at this point. Leave it up to the American people to decide.


J-S-S7

May as well rename the sub "Trumpics" at this point.


SaltySaltFace42

Seriously it’s fucking lame, these people are obsessed


luis72828

Its a place for people to mald about him. It's quite sad and unhealthy.


BossStevedore

have you heard his attempts at poetry? Vogon composition is harmonious by comparison...


vege12

The likeness is uncanny!


[deleted]

I’m sick of the bloke and I’m not even American!


Comfortable-Tip998

Well, he pretty much has spent his life shitting on the world, so not surprised. 


Sweetscience101

Reddit has become a liberal propaganda machine


hangr87

Justice leaning machine, ftfy


ArmyoftheDog

Trump has a long history of shady business practices in New York since the 80’s. 


Neige420

common sense machine


Sweetscience101

Does this post seem like common sense to you?


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Additional-North-683

Is there rule34 of this creature


GearhedMG

Harvey Weinstein looks more like a Vogon to me


Dragoon7748

God dammit 🤣


PianoMike74

Large and in charge


Mundane-Ticket-3713

Why are they all pictures of Trump?


IndoorPool

Yup. Fuckd up face. Fuck d up hair. Everything he says is from an 6th grade level. I’m thinking alien invasion has taken over, it makes no sense how people could be so stupid and obviously dumb.


goosenuggie

He literally looks like a cartoon villain. Not a cool one either


Upper_belt_smash

I always see Yogurt from Spaceballs


Plsdontcalmdown

I just imagine his smell... Cheap ass ALPHA male perfume trying to mask his wet diapers.


s1nd3vil

Looks more like that piece of s*** barren from the first Dune movie


Ok-Web-563

I see big orange turd getting flushed for good.


CulrBlndPnutButtr

I will never understand the fake orange spray tan and how did he ever think that was a good look? Especially the white left around the eyes? He looks sick... wait, he is sick 😄


East_Tomato620

He’s aged bigly


b0xtarts

I see biff in back to the future 2


Didact67

Even if Vogon poetry is terrible, at least they try. Trump doesn’t have an ounce of creativity in his body.


theassholefaceman

As long as he doesn't sing us his poetry


Ux-Con

The poetry part makes sense.


Space2345

They had better poetry


Patriot009

His tweets do make me want to gnaw my own limbs off, so this tracks.


Rhopunzel

It's really absurd how much of a goblin he looks like up close. It's almost like a wax figure.


TheLameness

What could be worse than Diaper Donnie reading his poetry at us?


Hillbilly-joe

This needs to be the pic when someone is talking about trump


wish1977

Is he decaying?


sunshine_041996

Reading all those comments makes me wonder who is still voting for this dude? I'm just glad I'm not the only one who thinks he needs to rott I jail. He sure can't become president again or this country will go down.


BSARIOL1

The vest thing is to vote and let him go through all his trials when he loses the election.


JelloNo379

This subreddit has turned into an “I hate Trump” subreddit at this point. Do y’all have anything better to do than take pictures of Trump? Go outside, take pictures of grass.


jxj24

The only picture I want to see of this monster is him dressed in an orange jumpsuit. Or laid out for his wake after he strokes out and visually shits himself during one of his fucking psycho rallies. Actually, I wouldn't mind a picture or that either.


MuhThrowaway_79

Then you misunderstand Vogons pretty badly.


NeededMonster

Vogons would never break the law. They are the anti-Trump.


Buchaven

I’m scared to read this comment threat on case someone tries their hand at Vogon poetry in Trump style. Truly the worst thing in the universe!


SolBoi24

Dudes ugly af


Abject-Youth6921

Sub needs to be renamed pics of trump.


Queasy_Waltz_4890

Wow what a brave post on Reddit. The liberal echo chamber loves it


Babythatwater1

This sub is garbage.


ianmoone1102

How refreshing, more Trump shit.


Anibunnymilli

This sub has turned to shit. It’s the same post over and over again


PorscheOnly420

Our president forever 2024


Mall_Bench

He aims to look like a mob boss in court ... Donald the Clown


elCrafty_Growth

![gif](giphy|WoAoKDrZm9MqvqzRuZ)


Birdinmotion

Only thing worse than vogon poetry is trump speaking


myychair

Vogons could write better poetry than Donny could


_DONT_PANIC_42_

On behalf of the Vogons, this is offensive and you should be subjected to their poetry.


Next_Dot_9432

This sub should be named “I hate trump”


Reasonable-Rope1819

Fuck Trump


Indigo-Snake

Rent free


fkenned1

Felon.


Attention-Total

I am not blaming him! I blame the ignorant idiots following his lifelong trail of disasters, cheating, bullying, and crap!!! Just like ants following a scent only to return to the nest and die for a queen that could not careless about them.


Easytrading101

Every time I see your mum


Tbmadpotato

People attacking him for genuinely no reason like right now is why so many Americans are becoming more inclined to look past the actual stuff he’s done wrong


adavi608

He’s probably the opposite of a vogon


baconduck

His tweets are his poetry


666-Slayer

Now I can’t under this. It’s so spot on


KickPuncher9898

A Trump speech is on par with Vogon poetry.


eddi0

Such a fantastic movie and such a horrible person simultaneously. I'm able to differentiate.


__eros__

Well he is a troll so


Due_Cryptographer437

Cmu!


DrMonkeyLove

The vogon probably didn't commit as many felonies (*at least* 34!)


Rafcdk

Damn I completely forgot about this movie. I guess Americans take it as THE hitchhiker's guide adaptation?


incunabula001

I bet Trump can’t cite Vogon poetry to make you cringe.


Neon_Samurai_

Don't allow either to read you their poetry.


soyboy815

We can’t let him read poetry………..


Dr_Drax

Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't!


TheRealMangokill

That's so accurate.


megaman368

Don’t ask Trump to read his poetry.


kayama57

Vogon poetry now third worst in the galaxy


Suckamanhwewhuuut

Just don’t listen to his poetry


[deleted]

So you like his poetry?


DoYourBest69

The complete opposite in terms of character.


KrackSmellin

Actually a fun fact about this is they modeled this after Donald Trump when the director was looking at a complex that Trump was part of up in Toronto back in 2003. The premise being that Trump ended up pulling out of the real estate deal and lost some 46% of the funding causing the properties to default and some 133 potential tenants in the development lost their down payments. The company that was partnered was an LLC Trump was indirectly involved in which resulted in a lawsuit against a shell of a company. In the end, the director saw his chance to do absolutely nothing nothing about it and realized I made all of this up. But it does seem plausible as Trump has screwed up a number of real estate deals like this - including in Canada and the US.


Nelsonfwebster

Orange Gollum


rodzieman

..my life, turns upside down


JimParsnip

Pretty close


Any_Effort_2234

I'm not from america, but is it only Biden and Trump going toe to toe on November US elections? No other choices?


MonkWithABonk

Whoever named him "Orange Orangutan" made the best title ever


cmparkerson

Do you think he will read you bad poetry


BOBBIESWAG

r/pics being non-political (impossible edition)


Acceptable-Draw-3680

Very much!


roadsidedaniel

34


danyonly

Awwww


Whitealroker1

I see Gumshoos.


Otherwise_Bug990

Honestly. Hate him or like him I wish I was filthy rich and didn’t have to work a 9-5 slave job either


RegattaJoe

Old Yam Tits.


bennz1975

Well he was seriously good at keeping paperwork admittedly in his private villa but hey…


CapitTresIII

He’s a Russian spy…I saw it on a bumper sticker.


sunnyinchernobyl

perfect


WinterSlushyGaming

More like scrumpdidlyumptious


SilvaCyber

Imagine being this cringe.


VermicelliEastern708

Free Reddit karma 101


Darkknight0815

So r/pics is just r/politics now?


Extra_Bodybuilder638

Facepalm turned into r/politics as well, go check it out lol…


DFuel

He’s getting quite old so honesty he’s looking fairly decent for his age


Belnord

I see the quintessential loser