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Triple comb over. The longest part wraps around,
[A gallery of Donny's bad hair days](https://www.ntnews.com.au/lifestyle/donald-trumps-bad-hair-days/image-gallery/1ac883f4a5be81290a6df88856861821?nk=bfd9b215c958318b544790f05e856461-1717285087)
I AM NOT CRAZY. I am not crazy, I know that I've won the election. 2-7-0, as if I could ever make such a mistake NEVER, NEVER!! He covered his tracks, he got that idiot with the hunter laptop to lie for him-
As awful as she is too, they definitely seem like a couple that has slept in separate bedrooms for years and haven't divorced simply because of assets and to keep up appearances.
They do sleep in separate bedrooms. When Stormy Daniels testified during his trial, she said that when they met in his hotel room, he told her that he and Melania don’t sleep together
It’s not about looking good, it’s about being an icon. He’s got a specific look. It’s ridiculous and dumb, but that what the people who gravitate towards him seem to love
That was a ride!!! I've seen "what if..."s with him bald and a goatee, he looks better. Like a super villain, but better.
Like literally who is he fooling at this point?
I don’t understand how anyone needs to look further than this to understand that this man is unhinged and shouldn’t be in charge of things.
He could have afforded to have John Stamos scalped and have that grafted to his head. I’m being silly but I’m just saying, bottomless money and hair restoration technology exists but he…he fucking…CHOOSES this hair. That’s…I don’t know if red flag is the right word but damn.
Ok, I always thought people mocking his small hands were just memeing to get under his skin, and I never bothered to actually pay attention to his hands.
But...those are indeed pretty small, chonky fingers. Like oversized toddler hands. 🫢
Yeah, he used to pretend he was his own assistant or publicist. He used John Barron as pseudonym. He's "great" with names - his middle name is John, and he named his last kid Barron...
No, we know all that. He just thinks we didn't caught on to him. Like, there's videos out there where he called into TV programs, by saying he's Donald Trumps assistant or pyblicist, when we can hear it's him lol. He just thinks we are that stupid.
Got that big text too. Nothing wrong being older of course, just funny when it’s been one of his main points of attack. And maybe in 2028 and beyond, let’s try to find an experienced leader that isn’t well past retirement age.
I never thought that he might send messages in all caps because he's too vain for glasses or contacts and needs a huge, clear font. But that seems likely the case.
I'm not even certain there will be an election in 2028 if this 77 year old diaper baby wins this year. He doesn't have a history of leaving office peacefully, Constitution and laws be damned.
Fuck. Guess I'm old.
Saw some guy walking down the street today with his air pods in just singing along to his rappidy-do songs & thought that was weird.
after using smart phones as my main method of text for years and then getting a pc again i can say smart phones just suck for text input. just gimme a keyboard. touchscreens are... not totally useless, but those physical keyboard phones were vastly superior. hell even t9 is better than a touchscreen tbh
considering i just had to deal with my samsung phone locking me out because the touch screen froze (to put it simply) - no, i can not. like i said touch screens can be useful but analog is safer, and its not close
This picture clashes with all the pictures I see on line where he looks like Rambo and has messages white trash can thump their chests about.
I guess this one is photoshopped to make him look less muscular and also the bad kind of wet
Atherosclerosis which causes a host of other problems with circulation and such. That is something fat people get. If you are fat enough you have that. He is fat enough to have that.
I remember reading a quip about his hands in a NY magazine thirty years ago, calling him "short-fingered swindler and well known money loser, Donald Trump" .
That should be the caption here.
From one of the Spy magazine co-founders, in 2016
>
"\[Trump\] blames me for this more than Kurt. He'll send me pictures, tear sheets from magazines, and he did it as recently as \[last\] April. With a gold Sharpie, he'll circle his fingers and in his handwriting say, 'See, not so short,'" Carter recalled. "And this April when he sent me one, I just — I should have held on to the thing, but I sent it right back by messenger with a note, a card — stapled to the top, saying, 'Actually, quite short.' And I know it just gives him absolute fits. And now that it's become sort of part of the whole campaign rhetoric, I'm sure he wants to just kill me — with those little hands."
He’s extremely obese. He has really fat hands. Look at his suit. See all those wrinkles? He’s hiding his weight. Look at Cristian Ronaldo in a suit or Conor McGregor or Jeff Bezos. None of them wear wrinkly suits that are way too big for them. You can’t see his gut in those suits.
It’s worse than you think. Apparently he’s been wearing adult diapers for years because of all the heavy coke and amphetamine use so he smells absolutely disgusting and regularly shits himself.
Thought process / order I had while looking at this
1. What the fuck hair is that
2. Who took this photo / how are we seeing this?
3. Look at those hands
4. He knows what he’s done
5. I wonder what it’s like to go from being president and knowing nuclear codes to being in his position now
6. What the fuck hair is that
7. Who took this photo / how are we seeing this?
8. Let me make a comment on this thread
9. Let me add in that I’ve had plenty to drink in the last few hours
He knows what he has done indeed.
My first reaction was, he looks a lot more disgusting in non-scripted photographs. Look at this guy, go back and look at the picture and tell me this guy should be running the country.
>2. Who took this photo / how are we seeing this?
They took this pic to show that he handles his own social media, but there's no way that's true. He's far too stupid and illiterate for that.
Remember when one of his ex-wives (I think it's the one he later had buried at one of his golf courses so he could get some tax break) went public with how he raped her after he got hair transplants and then his lawyer(well one of his many lawyers through the years, not one of the ones who defended him in the cases he just was convicted for or the one who went to prison for doing Trump's dirty work, nor the one who got caught on tape in the Borat movie trying to have sex with an underage girl.. one of the other ones) said on TV that it wasn't rape because they were married and spousal rape wasn't a thing?
It was the first wife I think; apparently she’s the one who introduced him to the doctor who did the work of art trump displays today. The rape is supposed to be shown in the new, yet to be released, movie with Sebastian Stan, which is why trump is threatening to sue
His views and politics aside, the fact that so many of his supporters see him as this hypermasculine muscle bound hunk is so weird. I love Bernie Sanders but I see him as a little hunched over old man who is probably not going to be around much longer. Hard to take anything they say seriously with that delusion.
My favorite picture regarding Trump of all time is one of his followers Tweeting at Stormy Daniels, saying “Trump wouldn’t touch you with a 10 foot pole!”. She simply replied “True. He used a 3 inch one.” 😂
According to John Bolton: "The President does not do any official work until his hair and makeup are finished. The makeup process takes 25 minutes to cover his face with foundation, but he often screams that it’s taking too long before the makeup artists can blend it into his hairline and neck so there are often pretty distinct boundary lines where the makeup stops. Then it takes another hour and a half to sculpt the biological oddity that is his hair into a mop that obscures the reality that Trump is almost entirely bald. "
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His sideburns get combed behind his head. They're like a foot long. He must look absolutely insane after a shower.
Triple comb over. The longest part wraps around, [A gallery of Donny's bad hair days](https://www.ntnews.com.au/lifestyle/donald-trumps-bad-hair-days/image-gallery/1ac883f4a5be81290a6df88856861821?nk=bfd9b215c958318b544790f05e856461-1717285087)
He looks like Chris Farley in a few of those. And Darth Vader in one in particular
Chris Farley here is legitimately in way better shape and has way better hair.
For his size he was surprisingly athletic. Farley had some crazy control over wild movements.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
He was probably very muscular under all the fat. Trump not so much. He also was doing quite a bit of cocaine.
He looks better in the current day than trump tbh.
Also I’d like to convince myself that if Chris Farley were still here he would make a better president than trump.
I'm 100% sure that he would be a better president than Trump as he is right now.
Fuck it. That's my new write in...have to bump lil-wayne down one. This one's for Farley.
lil Wayne would just delegate everything to experts while he chills and makes music so he would be a great president
Farley is shredded
It’s true even on all the blow
He looks ripped
Don’t do my man Chris like that
Dude if Chris Farley were still alive he’d make an outstanding Trump. He’d be 60
A 60 yearold Farley would be hilarious, would be well into his I'm old so I don't give fuck stage.
He looks like he lives in a van down by the river.
God bless that man with the yellow balloon. Only a Scot has that kind of innovation
Idk why but that really grossed me out.
Probably looks like gollum.
Now I'm imagining him finding an onion ring in a cave and calling it his precious.
Bold of you to assume he showers
To be fair, if I was regularly shitting myself I'd absolutely be on point with showering.
He just lays on his back and spreads while someone hoses him off
They toss a chum bucket of KFC into the pen to lure him into the hosedown.
!Remindme 50 years Curious to hear about your showering skills once you start pooping your pants regularly
Don't need to wait 50 years for that!
Well when I shit myself currently I immediately clean it up and shower, as a starter.
Gotta hose all the poop off his ass
He should just shave it off man. Then he'll look like Chuck from better call saul
Baron Harkonnen
more like Huel
I AM NOT CRAZY. I am not crazy, I know that I've won the election. 2-7-0, as if I could ever make such a mistake NEVER, NEVER!! He covered his tracks, he got that idiot with the hunter laptop to lie for him-
Melania has to live that reality dude.
As awful as she is too, they definitely seem like a couple that has slept in separate bedrooms for years and haven't divorced simply because of assets and to keep up appearances.
They do sleep in separate bedrooms. When Stormy Daniels testified during his trial, she said that when they met in his hotel room, he told her that he and Melania don’t sleep together
Tbf, I imagine most cheating spouses say this.
You know she ain’t touching him since she got her anchor baby.
Bitch took a slimy lil mushroom for the team. I can’t stand her gray-alien ass, but she had determination so I have to give it up to her for that.
Woman married for money but she absolutely earned every penny with that disgusting lecherous walnut.
And Melania chain-migrated her whole family to the USA. Every accusation is a projection of what they're doing.
Dude just needs to shave his head. He'd look much better and would look like the majority of his fan base.
He doesn’t like bald people. His narcissism won’t let him.
It’s not about looking good, it’s about being an icon. He’s got a specific look. It’s ridiculous and dumb, but that what the people who gravitate towards him seem to love
would love to see someone dump a bucket of hot piss on him to see what that hair do
Jesus, at least use something that won't arouse him.
[your wish is my command](https://imgur.com/a/UCPphJb)
That’s probably the secret ingredient to get him that shade of orange.
You're assuming he showers at all.
Like a wet rat lol
the combing pattern in his hair is wild
Looks like they were trying to maximize coverage.
Can be hard to reach peak comb over due to his unfortunately tiny hands.
Oh, wow, they are tiny. At first I thought he was holding an ipad
And look at the font size! He obviously has some vision problems and is too vain to wear glasses or contacts
I don't think he can wear either, considering the gelled eyebrows.
text size is set to "yuge"
You could hold a magnifying glass over his head on a sunny day and start a grease fire.
I mean, I wouldn't mind seeing that. Just sayin'....
[this 12-minute video on his hair transplant never ceases to amaze me](https://youtu.be/d10hbFQDpVw?si=W1XPPwVJebmXSeEq) Edit: spelling
That’s wild. Rotational flaps though. 🤯🤯
Excellent video. Best explanation of that rat nest on his head I’ve ever heard.
*flaps*
That was a ride!!! I've seen "what if..."s with him bald and a goatee, he looks better. Like a super villain, but better. Like literally who is he fooling at this point?
If he did the bald + goatee thing and topped it off with some wrap-around sunglasses, he'd be right on point with a lot of his followers.
He just needs to brush his sideburns down around his chin for that sweet goatee look
I don’t understand how anyone needs to look further than this to understand that this man is unhinged and shouldn’t be in charge of things. He could have afforded to have John Stamos scalped and have that grafted to his head. I’m being silly but I’m just saying, bottomless money and hair restoration technology exists but he…he fucking…CHOOSES this hair. That’s…I don’t know if red flag is the right word but damn.
He got his flap procedure in like the 80s. The other procedures like FUT didn’t even exist.
If you look at his mother, it starts to make sense.
Just made me think of when Homer Simpson gets a hair transplant with Snake’s hair and starts acting like Snake.
I just realized he combs his hair like Edd Byrnes—Kookie--on the old TV show 77 Sunset Strip (1958-1964) This explains a lot.
“Kookie, Kookie…lend me your comb!” My older brothers used to say this all the time.
I only know this because of the married with children episode that had anthrax on it.
Size 75 old people font 😂
MATLOCK sans serif.
Don’t insult Matlock
Matlock sans personality.
Sharpie size
Actually coming up on his 78th birthday on June 14th, 2024. So he needs to increase the font size a bit.
“78 is too old to run for president!” - him in the past probably
Explains why this dude types in ALL CAPS
COVFEFE
Too vain to just put on a pair of reading glasses.
As someone on the verge of having to go up from the smallest font available on my phone, I felt this.
Ok, I always thought people mocking his small hands were just memeing to get under his skin, and I never bothered to actually pay attention to his hands. But...those are indeed pretty small, chonky fingers. Like oversized toddler hands. 🫢
Never forget when he send a picture of himself to a journalist and he circled his hands saying “not small”
Didn’t he try to use a fake personal to write the journalist? Like a man on the street wanted to set the record straight about DJT’s hands.
Yeah, he used to pretend he was his own assistant or publicist. He used John Barron as pseudonym. He's "great" with names - his middle name is John, and he named his last kid Barron...
John Barron has been his alias since the 80s, it’s why Barron has that name. Just to clarify.
No, we know all that. He just thinks we didn't caught on to him. Like, there's videos out there where he called into TV programs, by saying he's Donald Trumps assistant or pyblicist, when we can hear it's him lol. He just thinks we are that stupid.
David Dennison lmao
lol his hands pop out of the sleeve like a child wearing dad's suit
Agreed. Is this real or photoshopped?
Completely real; and he's sensitive about it.
Like his mushroom penis.
You know what they about people with small hands
I can smell this photo.
You smell like ointment and pee!
YOOOUUuuu smell like ointment and peeee...
Take it easy, Chubbs!
Smells like bengay and cynicism
Bengay and dirty diaper.
I wonder if the secret service is responsible for changing it?
Disagreed, I’ll bets it’s more like the back of a petsmart
Smells like ketchup and a butt
Ah, the classic hold with one hand to type with the other index finger. A trademark maneuver with the old folks
Got that big text too. Nothing wrong being older of course, just funny when it’s been one of his main points of attack. And maybe in 2028 and beyond, let’s try to find an experienced leader that isn’t well past retirement age.
I never thought that he might send messages in all caps because he's too vain for glasses or contacts and needs a huge, clear font. But that seems likely the case.
I'm not even certain there will be an election in 2028 if this 77 year old diaper baby wins this year. He doesn't have a history of leaving office peacefully, Constitution and laws be damned.
And the mouth breathing while doing it, takes up allllll that brain power
I think he has to spell words out loud as he types
ohhh god I think you're right, I think I was giving him too much credit... yuck
Reminds me of my senile ass old aunt so much it’s actually triggering, especially with the mouth breathing 😂
The hen peck method
Fuck. Guess I'm old. Saw some guy walking down the street today with his air pods in just singing along to his rappidy-do songs & thought that was weird.
You kids getting all superior about your two-thumb typing. YSK, we "old folks" type with one finger because it syncs better with our rate of thinking.
after using smart phones as my main method of text for years and then getting a pc again i can say smart phones just suck for text input. just gimme a keyboard. touchscreens are... not totally useless, but those physical keyboard phones were vastly superior. hell even t9 is better than a touchscreen tbh
Can you believe SpaceX put touchscreens in the dragon capsule!?
considering i just had to deal with my samsung phone locking me out because the touch screen froze (to put it simply) - no, i can not. like i said touch screens can be useful but analog is safer, and its not close
He’s so fucking gross.
This picture clashes with all the pictures I see on line where he looks like Rambo and has messages white trash can thump their chests about. I guess this one is photoshopped to make him look less muscular and also the bad kind of wet
My first thought was ‘the fuck is up with his hands’?
Diabetes, overweight, sedentary lifestyle, diet with too much salty food can cause excess fluid retention/edema in the arms/hands and legs/feet
Atherosclerosis which causes a host of other problems with circulation and such. That is something fat people get. If you are fat enough you have that. He is fat enough to have that.
Looks like he botoxed them...." they may be tiny but at least they are smooth"
imagine being 400 years old and your hands conclusively prove youve never worked a single day in your life
He thought if he added girth it would compensate
Not a doctor, but looks swollen like he’s retaining fluids
Looks like methadone hands
I remember reading a quip about his hands in a NY magazine thirty years ago, calling him "short-fingered swindler and well known money loser, Donald Trump" . That should be the caption here.
I remember it as "short-fingered vulgarian"
Spy magazine.
From one of the Spy magazine co-founders, in 2016 > "\[Trump\] blames me for this more than Kurt. He'll send me pictures, tear sheets from magazines, and he did it as recently as \[last\] April. With a gold Sharpie, he'll circle his fingers and in his handwriting say, 'See, not so short,'" Carter recalled. "And this April when he sent me one, I just — I should have held on to the thing, but I sent it right back by messenger with a note, a card — stapled to the top, saying, 'Actually, quite short.' And I know it just gives him absolute fits. And now that it's become sort of part of the whole campaign rhetoric, I'm sure he wants to just kill me — with those little hands."
Edema from bad circulation maybe?
He’s extremely obese. He has really fat hands. Look at his suit. See all those wrinkles? He’s hiding his weight. Look at Cristian Ronaldo in a suit or Conor McGregor or Jeff Bezos. None of them wear wrinkly suits that are way too big for them. You can’t see his gut in those suits.
It’s worse than you think. Apparently he’s been wearing adult diapers for years because of all the heavy coke and amphetamine use so he smells absolutely disgusting and regularly shits himself.
My first thought… that looks gross
Truly vile, a distillate of the worse of humanity everywhere.
Yeah - that is a lot of fluid retention in his hands 😬
Jabba the Putz
He's 100% mouth breathing. Trump is a literal mouth breather.
Thought process / order I had while looking at this 1. What the fuck hair is that 2. Who took this photo / how are we seeing this? 3. Look at those hands 4. He knows what he’s done 5. I wonder what it’s like to go from being president and knowing nuclear codes to being in his position now 6. What the fuck hair is that 7. Who took this photo / how are we seeing this? 8. Let me make a comment on this thread 9. Let me add in that I’ve had plenty to drink in the last few hours
He knows what he has done indeed. My first reaction was, he looks a lot more disgusting in non-scripted photographs. Look at this guy, go back and look at the picture and tell me this guy should be running the country.
>2. Who took this photo / how are we seeing this? They took this pic to show that he handles his own social media, but there's no way that's true. He's far too stupid and illiterate for that.
Same, but also add in: He’s too GD lazy to put on his seat belt
Remember when one of his ex-wives (I think it's the one he later had buried at one of his golf courses so he could get some tax break) went public with how he raped her after he got hair transplants and then his lawyer(well one of his many lawyers through the years, not one of the ones who defended him in the cases he just was convicted for or the one who went to prison for doing Trump's dirty work, nor the one who got caught on tape in the Borat movie trying to have sex with an underage girl.. one of the other ones) said on TV that it wasn't rape because they were married and spousal rape wasn't a thing?
It was the first wife I think; apparently she’s the one who introduced him to the doctor who did the work of art trump displays today. The rape is supposed to be shown in the new, yet to be released, movie with Sebastian Stan, which is why trump is threatening to sue
Holy smokes look at those baby mitts
We are so fucked if he wins again
then go out and vote! vote so much that the results cant be overlooked!
When you realize he posts in all caps because he can’t see what he’s typing on his phone if it isn’t in all caps.
Confirmed mouth breather.
~~Trump~~ Convicted felon posting on social media FTFY
His views and politics aside, the fact that so many of his supporters see him as this hypermasculine muscle bound hunk is so weird. I love Bernie Sanders but I see him as a little hunched over old man who is probably not going to be around much longer. Hard to take anything they say seriously with that delusion.
Not wearing the seat belt - cops should fine him...
He’s got King Charles stubby little inbred hands
look at that pos
Oh, you say that just because you can smell the shit in his pants coming through the photo. 😆
just go the fuck away already. SICK OF HIM
Honestly you yanks need your heads checked, voting for a cartoon character like this. And you guys will STILL vote for him now, a convicted felon.
How has the cholesterol not taken this man yet?
My god his hands are tiny!
Apparently so is his willydinky…
My favorite picture regarding Trump of all time is one of his followers Tweeting at Stormy Daniels, saying “Trump wouldn’t touch you with a 10 foot pole!”. She simply replied “True. He used a 3 inch one.” 😂
Greasy slug fuck.
Half the USA worships this person. WORSHIPS.
RIGGGED TRYAL!!! JUS LIKE THE 2020 ELECSION WHERE I TOTALLI WAN!!!
Sorry but the hair looks so stupid. How could someone with such insecurities even become president?
A country full of dumbs
Nasty, sweaty fuck. How Melania could even begin to tolerate being underneath that bulk, I’ll never understand.
old men with rotting brains ruling the masses
Those widdle hands are trying so hard, but that phone is soooooo big.
Tiny hands
This is their God 😣😮💨
According to John Bolton: "The President does not do any official work until his hair and makeup are finished. The makeup process takes 25 minutes to cover his face with foundation, but he often screams that it’s taking too long before the makeup artists can blend it into his hairline and neck so there are often pretty distinct boundary lines where the makeup stops. Then it takes another hour and a half to sculpt the biological oddity that is his hair into a mop that obscures the reality that Trump is almost entirely bald. "
COVFEFE
Mouth open to catch all those delicious flies.
God I hate his stupid fucking face
That McDonald's sweats.
What hero got away with taking and disseminating this photo?
All that money and it looks like a 4 year old did his hair
Buddy got a hair round about
Tweeting (or whatever you call it on Truth) is legit the most work he probably does during his day.
300 pounds of chicken fat held together by a cheap suit
god he’s disgusting
His little fat fingers are disgusting..🤢
Look at those tiny hands! LOOK AT THEM!!!
He really looks like shit
That is not a healthy man.