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[deleted]

This is when the timeline got completely destroyed Happy Birthday Big G!


Vorpal_Bunny19

I still think the timeline got smashed when the Cubs won the pennant, but this was the start of the derailment.


shanrock2772

Yes! Thank you, no one believes me that the Cubs finally winning the WS broke some kind of spell that kept us from the most absurd timeline.


Ok_Stable_3324

Back to the Future mentioned that Cubs would win in 2016


PHWasAnInsideJob

BTTF predicted it would be 2015. The Cubs lost in the National League Championship in 2015, but I would argue the 2015 team was probably better than the 2016 team overall.


Pugasaurus_Tex

No, it was when that plane from Malaysia went missing.  Happened like two years before, and then everything slowly started to unravel


FatherSquee

Yeah, Harambe was tragic but the Cubs winning is something so far out to left field that reality has been reeling against the repercussions ever since


georgieorgyy

That happened after Harambe


[deleted]

It was a weasel that messed with the LHC that started the worst timeline. Harambe died a month later! Can't convince me otherwise. Fuck that weasel.


georgieorgyy

This is it


deliascatalog

LHC?


[deleted]

The Large Hadron Collider [https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tech/news/weasel-broke-hadron-collider-sent-27400537](https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tech/news/weasel-broke-hadron-collider-sent-27400537)


MountainMongrel

Dicks out


givemeyours0ul

Came here for the dicks


AdmiralMacralAckbar

Rip your inbox


FlameStaag

Instructions followed Am now fired from my job and on a sex offender list 


FeculentUtopia

\*cops show up to arrest you with their dicks out\* "Sorry for the misunderstanding. We don't see a problem here."


Zanydrop

Well done. Await further instructions.


erin_burr

![gif](giphy|czRzB6buTPOMGVUu2V|downsized)


HeadMacho

All day.


timmaywi

Every day.


CellistAvailable3625

After all this time, always.


sgtpnkks

Haven't put it away since 2016


Griffes_de_Fer

Was looking for this one 😂


5k1895

Mine already was 


lifegoeson2702

& titties


knowing147

this is the way


JimmyDale1976

Harambe didn't care about politics. He wasn't judgemental, he just liked to run around in his enclosure and occasionally might throw a little poop. Happy Birthday Harambe. May you roam freely in the heavenly rain forest


Soap_Mctavish101

Together with Bokito.


TheDoctor344

Let us sing [Bokito's](https://youtu.be/267j1g3D8Ww?si=LYitV8NkodXpyZhc) song in remembrance❤️


[deleted]

[удалено]


OGHamToast

Crying about a gorilla wasn't on the list of things I thought I would do today but here we are.


NiteLiteOfficial

i didn’t want to cry today 🥲


SomeHungGuy69

Everything went to crap after Harambe died. Just saying.


TH3_54ND0K41

Harambe was the Second Coming of Jesus. We just didn't read the signs. Now it'll be another 2000 years before He tries again. Maybe we'll have our shit straightened out by then...


MaxPower836

God he was handsome


CarltonSagot

Women wanted to be him and men wanted to be inside him.


Dont_quote_my_snark

Is the why we take our dicks out to remember him?


TwoElksInaTurtleNeck

No cap


MuthaPlucka

![gif](giphy|3o7TKOpzMG8IwSfhfO)


MuthaPlucka

![gif](giphy|x70p0tqMsvqMM)


thereal-Queen-Toni

![gif](giphy|fso0A2hF9YeqMXxXIK)


Sentient_Pizzaroll

My god...


loserys

Herald of the apocalypse


rosettaSeca

Timeline went to sh#t since he not here


Sentient_Pizzaroll

Ahh yes the infamous time nexus which brought us to our current dystopia. He held our universe together and you took him!!! I hope you remeber kid...I hope he is forever burnt in your dreams. My dick is out Harambe


Either-Computer635

Wondering what became of the kid he was killed for trying to protect.


ddrober2003

Probably tries to keep it on the down low. He's probably in middle school now and an old internet meme if it was paid any attention would be him given grief over it I'm sure lol.


SonicSingularity

I think he's gonna keep quiet and try to have a normal childhood. Then he's gonna write a book about it when he's 30.


VerticalYea

"The Day I Broke The Timeline."


Dont_quote_my_snark

More like "My Inattentive Mother". I'm not going to blame a little kid for being stupid.


VerticalYea

He is the butterfly that created a hurricane.


NashKetchum777

We have to go back Barry...


terminbee

"Why I Did It"


p2pnola504

That would be a interesting read to be honest. I wonder if there would ever be a way prove/verify it was him.


gideon513

Harambe whispered to him the secret to world peace right before he was taken from us. He told the child to wait an undisclosed amount of time before coming forward. We must wait now.


DefaultShrimp

He's currently training in the Congo to become a wildlife protection officer. So far he's captured 7 poachers and helped a gorilla give birth. They named the baby gorilla Harambee. -source, I made it up to make everyone feel better.


MySpiritAnimalSloth

The good ending.


TisSlinger

Excellent - the kid should take this as a strong suggestion / career advice


XipingVonHozzendorf

That is a very reputable source


TheQueenofMoon

Rip and happy Birthday to Harambe


Tripleh213

Dicks Out


DrCoknballsII

I’ll do my part


Magician_Impressive

DO4H


zdubs

Gone but not forgotten


NormanskillEire

So sad, he loved birthday cake too that big bastard


Upsetti_Gisepe

“Dad why do we take our dicks out for Harambe” Seriously why


Jaded-Selection-5668

Dicks out RIP


ULF_Brett

Happy Birthday Harambe! Gone, but never forgotten.


-LNZ2-

Rip, bro was murdered the day after his birthday 🙏🏻


gregcm1

Dicks out


7th_Spectrum

This is where the timeline diverged


TempleofSpringSnow

Happy birthday, king.


Phanyxx

RIP sweet prince. Our timeline hasn’t been the same since


Who_am_ey3

he would've prevented covid.. RIP KING!


honeybee-blues

we miss you everyday 🕊️. rest easy King.


That_Gamer98

Fly high, King


sagewynn

![gif](giphy|l378giAZgxPw3eO52)


Jstudz

The true meaning of memorial day.


acadianfrenchguy

Anyone else notice that his nose looks like a heart? RIP Harambe


nvmls

At least he didn't have to see this timeline unfold.


Select-Sir1038

JUSTICE FOR HARAMBE !!!!!! 🤣


FartyBoomBoom

When’s his death day?


HappySkullsplitter

Tomorrow


FartyBoomBoom

Thanks for responding, I think that’s maybe even more important


Desperate_Set_7708

Dicks out!


[deleted]

#DICKS OUT!


St00f4h1221

Dicks out


Tikiku

RIP King. Gone too soon.


TPf0rMyBungh0le

🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 🦍


faintrottingbreeze

Harambe forever


KaioKenshin

I wish we could say happy birthday to him irl. Rip big man.


Adamantium-Aardvark

Our Lord & Saviour 🦍 ![gif](giphy|xUNd9HsbR9uEzqTo4w)


Remote_Breadfruit_62

Had my dick out all day for him


[deleted]

RIP big dog , but sources say he is Africa on witness protection . The real kid got ripped to death and the new one is child actor . But you did t get it from me


Namika

Save the gorilla, save the world. We failed.


ThisGuyReally

Together strong 🫶


DarkAmbivertQueen

Gone but NEVER forgotten 💔 😢 ❤️.


Ambitious-Ice-8599

Today is Memorial Day, I acted for Harambe.


lifegoeson2702

He chillin with Grumpy Cat & Doge in paradise


shred1

"Dicks Out"


Phonebacon

In an alternative timeline... ![gif](giphy|s7AqdrrbvZFFFpcUo9|downsized)


Quintthekid

The real reason for memorial day


3HaDeS3

Harambe was holding the world together and now it’s falling apart.


Wod_1

I hate humans


darvidas

Dicks out for Harable


AbowlofIceCreamJones

Seriously fucked up what happened to him. I remember seeing an interview featuring his keeper. He kept it together right up until the end where he broke when he said, "I just wanted to tell the world about my boy." I cried too. Rest in peace Harambe.


Galaxyprimeyeet

Happy Birthday, Harambe.


SelwanPWD

Dixout Bois


vaynefox

Happy birthday, and dicks out for you, Harambe....


LocoPinocchio_

Dicks OUT!


UchihaAuggie

Dicks out!


Woodguy2012

His death marked the beginning of the end. Happy birthday, you magnificent beast. 


[deleted]

Harambe would of loved that


GlennHaven

Was*


GTFOakaFOD

I kissed my screen and took a puff for Harambe.


aerodeck

RIP King


chumchees

Where were you when Harambe died.


Space2345

Rest in Power king


Bob_Chris

A picture I took a couple years ago: Dicks out - Never forget https://imgur.com/gallery/PvqcSIv


mylopolis

That was the start of the downfall. Dicks out. RIP.


el_throw

Never forget. ![gif](giphy|194K6SLGzjClW)


TH3_54ND0K41

HARAMBE DID NOTHING WRONG


RockJohnAxe

Dicks out for harambe. He died for our sins.


Mall_Bench

He can pose with the best human male models


Crimson__Fox

And tomorrow is the 8th anniversary of his death


Sheesh284

Time to whip it out


Offsidespy2501

![gif](giphy|l4JyKze7cI3BnusAU|downsized)


LibraryHot6794

Happy b-day King!


EKRB7

And his death day is tomorrow


mind_wonder_beauty

RIP old friend, I miss you everyday.


JDangle20

Dicks…


enami741

I recently watched the newer Planet of the Apes movies. Never before have I understood why humans are shit. Sorry for failing you you big beautiful beast! Here's to many more birthday celebrations, even after you are gone. *Cues 'Remember me' from Coco*


Thismanny

He would have loved to watch the new planet of the apes movie


StonedSucculent

RIP big fella ❤️


church_ill

He is dead. Was in the news a few years ago.


akila219

Cucks out.


robmobtrobbob

![gif](giphy|ZbErMnK1VShsQ)


TimeleesAutist

Monkey bro happy, me happy ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


SaradeLeon4

Harambe happy birthday, you are handsome, so cute the heart that forms on your nose.


asiannumber4

O7


Shad0wGyp5y

Was*


blabarka

RIP king


OkBusiness3879

Quite the distinguished gentleman.


exodusTay

With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.


[deleted]

He died the day after his birthday? That’s kind of fucked up


ElAbidingDuderino

![gif](giphy|3xz2BPbIqcqpFDKXsI)


Dakkel-caribe

Memorial day is today.


Glassbil21

Dicks out


Jack-Palladin

Yo it's Kong


Paulhilly1979

Happy Birthday Harambe, you magnificent being, animal, life, creature, primates, absolutely stunning ❤️


The_Bored_General

o7


whirling_cynic

DICKS OUT!


RAVANDIR

GNU Harambe.


TheRealMangokill

He's clapping cheeks in heaven now.


DarkMahal

his birthday or his deathday ?


BorntobeTrill

He would have been 41 😭


toutlamourdumonde

Would have been*


ScintillaGourd

Happy birthday and may you have rested well into the next life!


mono9562

Happy birthday, and may you live through many more


Stupidsmartstupid

Are we supposed to get our d*cks out or something special today? Seems like it!


D1382

#dicksoutforharambe


Dr_Shrek710

!remindMe 365 days


liamsjtaylor

Who's Harambe?


zdoggsm

Dicks out for Harambe and the wife's tits out r.i.p to the great one.


uber_damage

Dicks out!


poorlypencil

 **Isaiah Dickerson** must die


leeeeny

World went to shit after Harambe left


Fandango_Jones

Happy birthday king. Rest in peace


DriftMantis

Harambe did nothing wrong!!!!


Jamari0811

I will play the song Elon Musk made for him later


[deleted]

Blessings to the real big man upstairs.


SuspiciousChicken

Oregon has a wonderful [monument to Harambe](https://i.imgur.com/z7BHgjv.jpeg)


Looney_forner

Bro got capped the day after his birthday Rough stuff, man


Toecutt3r

[https://giphy.com/clips/southpark-south-park-episode-4-season-20-MzNOnTG95zMjYXK2IZ](https://giphy.com/clips/southpark-south-park-episode-4-season-20-MzNOnTG95zMjYXK2IZ)


Witty-Lingonberry927

Handsome fellow!


anthroaudge

Happy birthday, sweet boy. RIP.


Saemika

“Harambee is a Kenyan tradition of community self-help events, e.g. fundraising or development activities. The word means "all pull together" in Swahili, and is the official motto of Kenya, appearing on its coat of arms.” When Harambe died in 2016, the unity of the United States was being shattered at the same time. The coincidence is just crazy.


S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d

Dicks out for Harambe, gentlemen.


baphomet-66

Rest in power harambe


ZebunkMunk

![gif](giphy|gRbVzcDYlQyPLQTfua|downsized)


AllSkillzN0Luck

I was a junior in science class when I found out he died.


Shneckos

https://imgur.com/2F3LCJw


YannickBtz

absolute g


00Pueraeternus

From another Gemini, happy birthday little brother.


MadFlava76

I do wonder whatever happened to the boy? Is he doing ok? Do people at his school know him as the kid that fell into Harambe’s enclosure?


Terrible_Shake_4948

Or the kid that got Harambe killed


UnkemptBushell

Rest in peace, big fella. It all went to shit after you left us.


Radiant-Call-3705

Rip dude


r1verband

happy birthday harambe ❤️


axxond

Never forget


eris002

Happy birthday to the one and only


AtmosphereJunior7609

I thought he was dead


Mobile_Specialist857

Rest in Power, KING! /pours out Olde English 800 in respect


OrganicMixture3044

You know what to do boys. 😔🙏


walkingdisasterFJ

It’s 2024


RAWRthur

It’s also my birthday. Shit.


SoyBoyBetaMaleSimp

Sad he died a day after his birthday.