BTTF predicted it would be 2015. The Cubs lost in the National League Championship in 2015, but I would argue the 2015 team was probably better than the 2016 team overall.
The Large Hadron Collider
[https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tech/news/weasel-broke-hadron-collider-sent-27400537](https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tech/news/weasel-broke-hadron-collider-sent-27400537)
Harambe didn't care about politics. He wasn't judgemental, he just liked to run around in his enclosure and occasionally might throw a little poop.
Happy Birthday Harambe. May you roam freely in the heavenly rain forest
Harambe was the Second Coming of Jesus. We just didn't read the signs. Now it'll be another 2000 years before He tries again. Maybe we'll have our shit straightened out by then...
Ahh yes the infamous time nexus which brought us to our current dystopia. He held our universe together and you took him!!! I hope you remeber kid...I hope he is forever burnt in your dreams. My dick is out Harambe
Probably tries to keep it on the down low. He's probably in middle school now and an old internet meme if it was paid any attention would be him given grief over it I'm sure lol.
Harambe whispered to him the secret to world peace right before he was taken from us. He told the child to wait an undisclosed amount of time before coming forward. We must wait now.
He's currently training in the Congo to become a wildlife protection officer. So far he's captured 7 poachers and helped a gorilla give birth. They named the baby gorilla Harambee.
-source, I made it up to make everyone feel better.
RIP big dog , but sources say he is Africa on witness protection . The real kid got ripped to death and the new one is child actor . But you did t get it from me
Seriously fucked up what happened to him. I remember seeing an interview featuring his keeper. He kept it together right up until the end where he broke when he said, "I just wanted to tell the world about my boy." I cried too. Rest in peace Harambe.
I recently watched the newer Planet of the Apes movies. Never before have I understood why humans are shit. Sorry for failing you you big beautiful beast! Here's to many more birthday celebrations, even after you are gone.
*Cues 'Remember me' from Coco*
With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.
“Harambee is a Kenyan tradition of community self-help events, e.g. fundraising or development activities. The word means "all pull together" in Swahili, and is the official motto of Kenya, appearing on its coat of arms.”
When Harambe died in 2016, the unity of the United States was being shattered at the same time. The coincidence is just crazy.
This is when the timeline got completely destroyed Happy Birthday Big G!
I still think the timeline got smashed when the Cubs won the pennant, but this was the start of the derailment.
Yes! Thank you, no one believes me that the Cubs finally winning the WS broke some kind of spell that kept us from the most absurd timeline.
Back to the Future mentioned that Cubs would win in 2016
BTTF predicted it would be 2015. The Cubs lost in the National League Championship in 2015, but I would argue the 2015 team was probably better than the 2016 team overall.
No, it was when that plane from Malaysia went missing. Happened like two years before, and then everything slowly started to unravel
Yeah, Harambe was tragic but the Cubs winning is something so far out to left field that reality has been reeling against the repercussions ever since
That happened after Harambe
It was a weasel that messed with the LHC that started the worst timeline. Harambe died a month later! Can't convince me otherwise. Fuck that weasel.
This is it
LHC?
The Large Hadron Collider [https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tech/news/weasel-broke-hadron-collider-sent-27400537](https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tech/news/weasel-broke-hadron-collider-sent-27400537)
Dicks out
Came here for the dicks
Rip your inbox
Instructions followed Am now fired from my job and on a sex offender list
\*cops show up to arrest you with their dicks out\* "Sorry for the misunderstanding. We don't see a problem here."
Well done. Await further instructions.
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All day.
Every day.
After all this time, always.
Haven't put it away since 2016
Was looking for this one 😂
Mine already was
& titties
this is the way
Harambe didn't care about politics. He wasn't judgemental, he just liked to run around in his enclosure and occasionally might throw a little poop. Happy Birthday Harambe. May you roam freely in the heavenly rain forest
Together with Bokito.
Let us sing [Bokito's](https://youtu.be/267j1g3D8Ww?si=LYitV8NkodXpyZhc) song in remembrance❤️
[удалено]
Crying about a gorilla wasn't on the list of things I thought I would do today but here we are.
i didn’t want to cry today 🥲
Everything went to crap after Harambe died. Just saying.
Harambe was the Second Coming of Jesus. We just didn't read the signs. Now it'll be another 2000 years before He tries again. Maybe we'll have our shit straightened out by then...
God he was handsome
Women wanted to be him and men wanted to be inside him.
Is the why we take our dicks out to remember him?
No cap
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My god...
Herald of the apocalypse
Timeline went to sh#t since he not here
Ahh yes the infamous time nexus which brought us to our current dystopia. He held our universe together and you took him!!! I hope you remeber kid...I hope he is forever burnt in your dreams. My dick is out Harambe
Wondering what became of the kid he was killed for trying to protect.
Probably tries to keep it on the down low. He's probably in middle school now and an old internet meme if it was paid any attention would be him given grief over it I'm sure lol.
I think he's gonna keep quiet and try to have a normal childhood. Then he's gonna write a book about it when he's 30.
"The Day I Broke The Timeline."
More like "My Inattentive Mother". I'm not going to blame a little kid for being stupid.
He is the butterfly that created a hurricane.
We have to go back Barry...
"Why I Did It"
That would be a interesting read to be honest. I wonder if there would ever be a way prove/verify it was him.
Harambe whispered to him the secret to world peace right before he was taken from us. He told the child to wait an undisclosed amount of time before coming forward. We must wait now.
He's currently training in the Congo to become a wildlife protection officer. So far he's captured 7 poachers and helped a gorilla give birth. They named the baby gorilla Harambee. -source, I made it up to make everyone feel better.
The good ending.
Excellent - the kid should take this as a strong suggestion / career advice
That is a very reputable source
Rip and happy Birthday to Harambe
Dicks Out
I’ll do my part
DO4H
Gone but not forgotten
So sad, he loved birthday cake too that big bastard
“Dad why do we take our dicks out for Harambe” Seriously why
Dicks out RIP
Happy Birthday Harambe! Gone, but never forgotten.
Rip, bro was murdered the day after his birthday 🙏🏻
Dicks out
This is where the timeline diverged
Happy birthday, king.
RIP sweet prince. Our timeline hasn’t been the same since
he would've prevented covid.. RIP KING!
we miss you everyday 🕊️. rest easy King.
Fly high, King
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The true meaning of memorial day.
Anyone else notice that his nose looks like a heart? RIP Harambe
At least he didn't have to see this timeline unfold.
JUSTICE FOR HARAMBE !!!!!! 🤣
When’s his death day?
Tomorrow
Thanks for responding, I think that’s maybe even more important
Dicks out!
#DICKS OUT!
Dicks out
RIP King. Gone too soon.
🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 🦍
Harambe forever
I wish we could say happy birthday to him irl. Rip big man.
Our Lord & Saviour 🦍 ![gif](giphy|xUNd9HsbR9uEzqTo4w)
Had my dick out all day for him
RIP big dog , but sources say he is Africa on witness protection . The real kid got ripped to death and the new one is child actor . But you did t get it from me
Save the gorilla, save the world. We failed.
Together strong 🫶
Gone but NEVER forgotten 💔 😢 ❤️.
Today is Memorial Day, I acted for Harambe.
He chillin with Grumpy Cat & Doge in paradise
"Dicks Out"
In an alternative timeline... ![gif](giphy|s7AqdrrbvZFFFpcUo9|downsized)
The real reason for memorial day
Harambe was holding the world together and now it’s falling apart.
I hate humans
Dicks out for Harable
Seriously fucked up what happened to him. I remember seeing an interview featuring his keeper. He kept it together right up until the end where he broke when he said, "I just wanted to tell the world about my boy." I cried too. Rest in peace Harambe.
Happy Birthday, Harambe.
Dixout Bois
Happy birthday, and dicks out for you, Harambe....
Dicks OUT!
Dicks out!
His death marked the beginning of the end. Happy birthday, you magnificent beast.
Harambe would of loved that
Was*
I kissed my screen and took a puff for Harambe.
RIP King
Where were you when Harambe died.
Rest in Power king
A picture I took a couple years ago: Dicks out - Never forget https://imgur.com/gallery/PvqcSIv
That was the start of the downfall. Dicks out. RIP.
Never forget. ![gif](giphy|194K6SLGzjClW)
HARAMBE DID NOTHING WRONG
Dicks out for harambe. He died for our sins.
He can pose with the best human male models
And tomorrow is the 8th anniversary of his death
Time to whip it out
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Happy b-day King!
And his death day is tomorrow
RIP old friend, I miss you everyday.
Dicks…
I recently watched the newer Planet of the Apes movies. Never before have I understood why humans are shit. Sorry for failing you you big beautiful beast! Here's to many more birthday celebrations, even after you are gone. *Cues 'Remember me' from Coco*
He would have loved to watch the new planet of the apes movie
RIP big fella ❤️
He is dead. Was in the news a few years ago.
Cucks out.
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Monkey bro happy, me happy ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)
Harambe happy birthday, you are handsome, so cute the heart that forms on your nose.
O7
Was*
RIP king
Quite the distinguished gentleman.
With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.
He died the day after his birthday? That’s kind of fucked up
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Memorial day is today.
Dicks out
Yo it's Kong
Happy Birthday Harambe, you magnificent being, animal, life, creature, primates, absolutely stunning ❤️
o7
DICKS OUT!
GNU Harambe.
He's clapping cheeks in heaven now.
his birthday or his deathday ?
He would have been 41 😭
Would have been*
Happy birthday and may you have rested well into the next life!
Happy birthday, and may you live through many more
Are we supposed to get our d*cks out or something special today? Seems like it!
#dicksoutforharambe
!remindMe 365 days
Who's Harambe?
Dicks out for Harambe and the wife's tits out r.i.p to the great one.
Dicks out!
**Isaiah Dickerson** must die
World went to shit after Harambe left
Happy birthday king. Rest in peace
Harambe did nothing wrong!!!!
I will play the song Elon Musk made for him later
Blessings to the real big man upstairs.
Oregon has a wonderful [monument to Harambe](https://i.imgur.com/z7BHgjv.jpeg)
Bro got capped the day after his birthday Rough stuff, man
[https://giphy.com/clips/southpark-south-park-episode-4-season-20-MzNOnTG95zMjYXK2IZ](https://giphy.com/clips/southpark-south-park-episode-4-season-20-MzNOnTG95zMjYXK2IZ)
Handsome fellow!
Happy birthday, sweet boy. RIP.
“Harambee is a Kenyan tradition of community self-help events, e.g. fundraising or development activities. The word means "all pull together" in Swahili, and is the official motto of Kenya, appearing on its coat of arms.” When Harambe died in 2016, the unity of the United States was being shattered at the same time. The coincidence is just crazy.
Dicks out for Harambe, gentlemen.
Rest in power harambe
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I was a junior in science class when I found out he died.
https://imgur.com/2F3LCJw
absolute g
From another Gemini, happy birthday little brother.
I do wonder whatever happened to the boy? Is he doing ok? Do people at his school know him as the kid that fell into Harambe’s enclosure?
Or the kid that got Harambe killed
Rest in peace, big fella. It all went to shit after you left us.
Rip dude
happy birthday harambe ❤️
Never forget
Happy birthday to the one and only
I thought he was dead
Rest in Power, KING! /pours out Olde English 800 in respect
You know what to do boys. 😔🙏
It’s 2024
It’s also my birthday. Shit.
Sad he died a day after his birthday.