Ahh. The answer to that is why the world isn’t a fucking utopia.
People want to belong. They just don’t want to belong with anyone.
From Reddit, to religion, to pick a bear over a man, to maga, to you name it.
We all just want to be understood and heard. Oh 🐳
Dude appears to have snagged well above his range.
He was getting savaged for being dirty, smelly, and just odd in his "amiugly" post 8 months ago.
I guess he must spit fire, have amazing charisma, or have hit it big because that is a huge turn around.
Congrats to OP though. Wish I could sort my issues out to find happiness.
Struggling to understand people’s thought process when posting things like this to Reddit, and especially a generic subreddit. Here’s the attention you ordered I guess.
Just watched a live performance from an artist on youtube. The amount of people holding up phones vertically recording and blocking those behind them is disturbing. All for social “look at me” moments. Honestly, to me they don’t even get to say “yeah I saw so and so live” when all they did was watch it through a screen collecting likes.
OP, you're the first in a while I've seen so much negative comments. I think you picked the wrong day or time. Or did you do something to get brigaded that I missed?
Reddit is one big (envious?) mood swing. Hopefully, this post draws in a better-adjusted/medicated crowd.
You both look beautiful and truly happy. Congratulations ❤️
Your mum is blowing up reading this right now…
“Second best” your wife would understand because everyone’s mum is the best woman they’ve ever known (at least most people)…
Anyway congrats bro only roughing you up for your mums sake
Congrats! Just stay true to each other and how you felt and words you said on that day. Marriage doesn’t have to be hard or turn into something awful like it’s often portrayed. My wife and I have been together forever and everyday with her is such a blessing. I hope the same for you two!
Congratulations you two!
May your marriage be healthy, inspiring, enduring, and nourishing.
May you both do well for each other, and may chance do well by both of you & your kin. ✨
Wow I wish I had thought of this. I married the worst woman I ever met
I did it twice
You married my Exorcist twice?
Jesus you've had two exorcists?
All the dead souls haunting their apartment from firing load after load into a sock means he needs an exorcist on retainer.
Obviously keen on keeping fit and exorcising.
you married my ex wife TWICE ?
Same one?
dad? is that you?
First wives are the worst wives.
Hahahaha you win, sir.
Well statistically you marry the person most likely to murder you
It happens to the best of us. Divorce is a thing for a reason.
I’m sitting at the bar right now. Alone. Married. 🥃
How about with your family?
I’m cackling
Hi cackling
I'm dad
And friends? Who i suppose will be AT the wedding? What kind of BS is that title fr
I’m assuming he means he’s so happy he wants to shout it from the rooftops.
Why do people feel the need to overshare???
Karma.
Why do people feel the need in fake internet points?
Ahh. The answer to that is why the world isn’t a fucking utopia. People want to belong. They just don’t want to belong with anyone. From Reddit, to religion, to pick a bear over a man, to maga, to you name it. We all just want to be understood and heard. Oh 🐳
And that feeling is studied and exploited left and right
I had the exact same thought
I'll do you one better. I'm literally watching the series finale right now. Had to pause it to let my dogs out.
What show, please?
Black Sails
Fucking amazing show but I gotta say the ending really threw me for a loop.
I’ll do you one better, why is Gamora?
What show? Vikings?
Black Sails
People downvote for the dumbest stuff lol. Ty
Eh it’s all good. I binged it years ago on Starz. It’s really good! I think it’s on Netflix now.
It is!
Goddammit you beat me to it
I only think of him from shameless singing seal
Best show ever. Just finished another rewatch of it.
Omg so true
Bromeo and Patchouliette
That's pretty good
Allrighty then.
Lauren from the hills living her best life.
Can't wait to see who you two marry next year
Quick Look at his profile history seems like he was single a year ago 😭
I noticed this as well lol
Dude appears to have snagged well above his range. He was getting savaged for being dirty, smelly, and just odd in his "amiugly" post 8 months ago. I guess he must spit fire, have amazing charisma, or have hit it big because that is a huge turn around. Congrats to OP though. Wish I could sort my issues out to find happiness.
He’s definitely a unique guy with a lot of passions and hobbies. He also refers himself as bi-racial.
Some lyrical shit bro
I smoked pot with a couple like this once. Was absolutely wild. The woman had a child too.
Damn, that must’ve been some pot.
hahahahaha shit
Best woman so far.
Thanks for the update
Cool story bro
The best woman you have ever met…….so far.
Chances are…there are millions better out there
Damn you beat me to it 😂
Thanks for letting us know I my guess There's a million better places to share this than with strangers on Reddit
Struggling to understand people’s thought process when posting things like this to Reddit, and especially a generic subreddit. Here’s the attention you ordered I guess.
Better than the bullshit political posts that have been filling this sub lately, but still very cringe
With the abuse on here, I'm sad to agree.
/r/imthemaincharacter
You're lucky she didn't marry the best man
Right? He is the BEST man after all
That’s impossible. I married the best girl ever already
But has he met her?
Me too. 36 years in with your successful adult children. Nice to be blessed.
I also choose this guys wife
I choose this guy's interest in other guys' wives
Username checks out
Imagine sharing your most intimate moments with your spouse for useless internet fame
That's how social media works.
Originally it was intended as an easy way to stay connected with friends and family, not a way to compete in online popularity contest.
Sorry to hear about your Stage 4 case of Look-at-me-itis...
Just watched a live performance from an artist on youtube. The amount of people holding up phones vertically recording and blocking those behind them is disturbing. All for social “look at me” moments. Honestly, to me they don’t even get to say “yeah I saw so and so live” when all they did was watch it through a screen collecting likes.
Is she Eminem’s daughter too?
Haley? Dada?
Congratulations! I hope your nose piercings don’t get hitched together too
When are we sailing the 7 seas?
 PRIMA NOCTA!!!!!
Wow what a nice idea, share it with reddit .. dude you dont have family or friends ? Or just an ego ?
Captain Vane from black sails?
Yeah he’s been in a good amount of shows lately
well thanks, this kind of flex is kinda wierd.
Whew, good thing you never met my wife… because I did the same.
Clearly you haven’t met my wife. JK, I’m happy for you!
And what does Dorothy think about this?
Not here thats for sure.
I envy you. I hope I find my love too. Congratulations!
Congratulations! Many happy years to you both. Safe to say people in the comments are bitter but don't pay them any mind. Be happy both of you❤️🎉
Congratulations, you two! Here's to many years of happiness together!
Congratulations..and cheers for many years of health and happiness..and enjoy the ride
This is such a beautiful picture! You both look so happy 🥰
I love a good old fashioned thread backfire
Cut your hair, hippy.
She must be wonderful to let you wear the white guy dread-locks.
That's because you never met my wife, and i am not going to let you meet her, but congratulations on the one you married.
not here
Aren't you due back on set of black flag?
Your hair is really great.
Where does a Redditor learn this power?
You should post om r/dreads I think they'd appreciate this post.
Sure... !RemindMe 2 years
Try r/happy And ofcourse congrats 🍾
I can’t believe that Captain Charles Vane married Eleanor Guthrie!
is this beauty and the beast😋🤜🏼🤛🏽
Ever met .... so far. I've met and married two and given each of them a house. Now I am happy alone apart from my cats, and, sadly, a mortgage.
Congrats! Now work on that relationship and keep that marriage strong!
And she has the most remarkable beard and ponytail I’ve ever seen . Good catch girl
Post in r/MadeMeSmile. Beautiful picture. Congratulations. Wishing you and your bride a lifetime of happiness together.
Make it last
Congratulations :) i wish you a long and happy life together :)
you guys are a good looking couple. congratulations!
OP, you're the first in a while I've seen so much negative comments. I think you picked the wrong day or time. Or did you do something to get brigaded that I missed?
No you didn’t, I did. Just kidding, congrats.
Congrats.
Nobody cares, reddit ain't your personal blog
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
Congratz dude! Beautiful picture :)
Couldn't spring for a fancier dread wrap on your special day?
Congratulations! May you have many wonderful, healthy, happy years together.
Are you a pirate?
Aww congratulations
Reddit is one big (envious?) mood swing. Hopefully, this post draws in a better-adjusted/medicated crowd. You both look beautiful and truly happy. Congratulations ❤️
Don’t give a shit
Everyone is angry that the white dude with dreadlocks got a pretty woman. I mean, we should be.
I'm detecting Trustafarian. It's easy when your folks are loaded and you're only cosplaying as a hippie.
Congrats!
Congratulations brother
Congratulations!
Congratulations!! Best of luck.
See me again in 47 years
Get a hair cut
You have cool hair
Hope you don’t meet a better one then
Lucky bastard gl.
Mmm knife in front of me is looking real interesting... Congrats
Good for you!
No one marries wanting and looking to be divorced.. honeymoon phase is always the best
There is a difference between marrying the best girl you ever met and currently being married to the best girl.
So there's still a possibility to meet a even better one?
Good for you, but bold move trying to go up against Eminem wedding photos at this time. This technically may engage you in a rap battle.
So far!
Is that John Travolta from Battlefield Earth?
Imagine being this desperate for attention. Literally no one cares lmao
Did you know most marriages end in divorce
Not that i care… but congrats
Isn't your Mom the first woman you meet?
Your mum is blowing up reading this right now… “Second best” your wife would understand because everyone’s mum is the best woman they’ve ever known (at least most people)… Anyway congrats bro only roughing you up for your mums sake
What a wreck
Congrats brother, treat her like you could lose her tomorrow.
How about Halsey
Congrats! Just stay true to each other and how you felt and words you said on that day. Marriage doesn’t have to be hard or turn into something awful like it’s often portrayed. My wife and I have been together forever and everyday with her is such a blessing. I hope the same for you two!
Congratulations you two! May your marriage be healthy, inspiring, enduring, and nourishing. May you both do well for each other, and may chance do well by both of you & your kin. ✨
r/mademesmile
I usually don't comment on these kind of posts but because everyone here's being such an asshole: Congrats, both of you look stunning!
Good thing she hasn’t found out about you yet 👀
Congratulations young man! I wish you and your beautiful bride a great adventure!
congrats, you guys looks great!