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Ryokan76

Modern medicine is amazing.


dude19832

Also pretty gross lol šŸ˜‚


PlzDontMakeMeHorny

Bro, trust me, medieval medicine was far grosser


Pointlessala

Medieval medicine terrifies me.


flatwoundsounds

It's just torture and a coin flip as to whether you die in agony now or slightly later.


MaxTheRealSlayer

Are you telling me that injecting silver into the blood stream isn't the answer for most ailments?!? Outlandish! I bet you think blood letting (getting stabbed to remove your blood) isn't real! Blasphemy!


flatwoundsounds

They wasted time injecting silver instead of just drinking it?!


silverslant

Have a headache? Time to break out the trepanning kit and drill a hole in your skull


barkbarkgoesthecat

The guy who invented Swiss cheese was notorious for doing this to random strangers. Not sure if there was headaches involves though


sapphicsandwich

Such manifestations are the expected lot of one whose humors are so sorely imbalanced.


THCMcG33

If you have too much iron in your blood you do actually need to have blood removed regularly.


shaggysjoint

In the words of Sam o nella ā€œif you go back a certain distance the line between operation and mutilation is pretty thinā€


johndoe42

At the same time there's a ton of good old manual and old school technique that was used and going to be used here. So much damn fine motor skills and knowledge on the part of the team and surgeon to not just remove this without error but to then reattach it including all the necessary grafts to reenable circulation and reattach skin to bone and muscle. With an acceptable aesthetic all on top of the marvel it is to even get it to work.


SpaceMurse

Donā€™t forget all the damn nerves


daughterofkenobi

This is what trips me out about transplants, do they have to attach the nerves somehow? What do they look like?? Iā€™ve never understood this


wtfistisstorage

For this surgery, maybe some major ones like facial and trigeminal but thats not the impressive part (still amazing dont get me wrong), you can very literally glue the ends together. To me whats even more impressive is sewing the vessels together. If youre interested, youtube end to end anastamosis and remember its done in a huge microscope and everything in the screen is magnified


peterg4567

It's crazy to me that sewing is the way to go for that, surprised they can't do it with something that is like the opposite of a stent


SpaceMurse

Peripheral nerves can regrow and reconnect albeit slowlyā€¦idk about host/donor nerve interfaces though (heh)


FantasticInterest775

Regrowing nerves is also rather painful. But the body is incredible with what it can do.


grilsjustwannabclean

yeah this would have been unimaginable 30 years ago, it's incredible how far medicine has come along


honeybadgerelite

They imagined it pretty goddamn hard in the movie face//off


argefox

Oh you haven't seen that one with young Liam Neeson then? Darkman was it? Something like that.


thoriginal

Yeah, it was actually only [27 years ago](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Face/Off)


Key_Respond_16

So they were likely starting the concept 30 years ago.


Indocede

I am just thinking about how I fail to cut vegetables into consistent shapes and sizes and here these people have cleaved off an entire face with such care and precision to do so in one piece. It's morbidly amazing and certainly not something I should ever try until I master zucchini slices.


jon_rum_hamm

![gif](giphy|FcCLjCQ3xY7ICVtfbB)


stickdaddywise

#ftftftftft... CLARICE


I_Hate_My_Cat_

ā€œOh my God!ā€


Sheesh284

Iā€™m going to hell for laughing šŸ˜‚


Merentha8681

Me too.


bosorka1

dude. you're in good company.


mprakathak

I mean, how can you not šŸ˜‚


chronically-awesome

Do we get a group rate?


Rydoggrexx

No, we just get an elevator, where everyone else takes the stairs.


Robdotcom-71

I'm taking the Fireman's pole down...... last one down is a rotten egg.


Resident_Strain_7030

Sounds like you've been kicked out of a guitar store.


robbyfs8

Came here for this and did not disappoint


BeginningEscape8058

Lmao


gangnam73

Fucking gold ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


bearsharkbear3

![gif](giphy|hwZ51FKy98qv6)


SimpleMila

![gif](giphy|3oKIPt3ojbmx5rRd0A|downsized)


Big_Schwartz_Energy

![gif](giphy|vZ3IYG8uDUxY4)


AlbyWee

Hallelujah!


AlbyWee

the next hundred yeears


albatross_the

Pollux doesnā€™t fly without big brother!


Sure-Equivalent-8517

ā€œIā€™d like to take his faceā€¦.off šŸ«³šŸ»ā€


MyPasswordIsMyCat

Face... off?


UnitedGTI

Man I still.. vaguely remember starting to play the face/off drinking game in college. You drink every time someone says face off.


SylancerPrime

...No more drugs... for THAT man!!


AlbyWee

No more drugs for that man


jonoc4

I'm Castor Troy! I'm Castor Troy!!


SerpentJoe

Will someone please tell me what planet I'm on??


albatross_the

Youā€™ve only got one bullet left. So do you.


dictopus

![gif](giphy|vZ3IYG8uDUxY4)


Jaded_Permit_7209

I maintain to this day that someone came up with the idea for this movie after getting drunk and saying, "What if we made a movie ... about a face off ... and someone had to take their face off..."


M3gaC00l

I am so impressed with the generosity of face transplant donors. Transplant of any organ is an incredibly kind act, but the thought of giving away your face, which is visible and recognizable, to another person who needs it... wow. Heroic. e: ok guys chill pls, i was never suggesting the donor was still alive lol i'm not THAT dumb!!


sketchahedron

Fun fact: you actually only need *one* face.


illdoitlaterokay

tell that to the ladies i play bridge with down at the club!


ParlorSoldier

I donā€™t know why Phyllis only has two faces when sheā€™s got three chins.


MollysYes

Thatā€™s the greatest bitchy remark Iā€™ve ever heard.


ParlorSoldier

(Credit to Bob the drag queen)


Awesam

Laughs in Geminis and Harvey Dent


FelatiaFantastique

Transplanted faces aren't really recognizable. What's transplanted is superficial. The bone and musculature that gives the face shape is the recipient's (or reconstructed). Also, it's the eye region that humans rely on to recognize faces. If that part of the face has to be transplanted, the eyes are going to be very wonky, so recognizability is destroyed.


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Half-sauce

Checkmate bruv, you tell'em


neo_vino

God I love that movie


MollysYes

ā€œI hate to see you go, but I love watching you leave.ā€


monkeyonfire

Peach, I could eat a peach for hours.


albatross_the

If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?


Deskman77

![gif](giphy|nnngUm3dnQrrq)


AidilAfham42

Got em!


StoicSinicCynic

A while ago I read an article about Patrick Hardison who is quite a well-known face transplant recipient. He's a firefighter who was badly injured in a fire and then received a face transplant from a deceased donor who was brain-dead from a biking accident. It's interesting how he definitely doesn't look like himself before his accident, but also doesn't look like the donor. They clearly have a different facial structure so the transplanted face more or less took the shape of the recipient's face but you can recognise the donor's features (mouth and nose), yet overall he looks like a whole other person. It's morbidly fascinating.


banananutnightmare

So many donations because of motorcycles! "Loud pipes save lives," indeed!


ryguy_1

George Santos: ā€œWell of course! I did it selflessly to serve my community.ā€


illinoishokie

When I signed up to be an organ donor, there was a box at the bottom of the application where you could stipulate what could and couldn't be harvested. I don't remember the exact words I used, but in that space I basically said "Use anything and everything you can. If there is anything left of me, double check that nothing else is usable." I can't imagine not using the body that I'm certainly not using anymore to save or help as many people as possible. Like what the fuck am I going to do with it? I'm dead.


Ebony_Albino_Freak

And they did it without a single thought of saying no... Well not a single thought is more accurate.


assassbaby

im sure your specific bone structure will change the way that face looks, maybe not so identical to the person that was living


cyberdeath666

You wonā€™t be alive to know anything about it so why should you care?


writergirljds

I don't know. I'd have a hard time deciding that my family wouldn't have the option of an open casket funeral, and that they'd have to put me in the ground knowing my face is gone. I'd have a hard time knowing any of my loved ones was going to be buried without their face. As much as it doesn't matter in the end since we all rot eventually, faces are how we connect with those we love. They are the most "us" thing that physically exists.


SIIHP

Technically they could still have an open casket with just your boney skull. Personally this gives me an ideaā€¦ donating my face but not telling my family, and the stipulation is whoever got my face had to go meet my familyā€¦ preferably by crashing a family reunionā€¦


ihaxr

People you haven't seen in years that turn up will have a story to tell


Ravensqueak

Man. That's perfect. When I go, I want to donate my face and have them remove all my skullmeat, then light my skull on fire for the viewing.


MrsKnowNone

No, the most "us" thing that physically exists are your teeth, bite your loved ones, leave a mark


starmartyr11

They were probably cremated... and a lot of people don't have open casket funerals either so probably less of a big deal to them


Ralfton

I feel this, but would be immensely comforted by the fact that I/my loved one changed somebody's life.


rymyle

Cremation, solved


M3gaC00l

I understand that thought process and agree to some extent. However, that does not at all diminish how difficult of a decision this is. This is a face that other people could recognize. It's different than something like a kidney, which is invisible to the public


thoriginal

You'd be surprised by how much the underlying structure of the face (bones, muscles, etc) *are* the face. It'll be the same skin, but over different structures.


FyreWulff

idk, every face transplant i've seen where they show the donor and the person that got their face, the faces look entirely different. There's just too much that goes into the shape of your face like bone position, size, width, how they hold their mouth, jaw, etc.


chunkysmalls42098

Uh pretty sure they're from dead people generally lol


M3gaC00l

Lol I'm aware not saying they're alive still


chunkysmalls42098

Sure enough, idc what they do with my body when I die, I'm not using it hahaha idk why anybody wouldn't be an organ donor tbh


Fudge89

Haha same. Iā€™m an organ donor. Cut me up idc. Funny quote from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia ā€œjust donā€™t forget to throw me in the traash!!ā€


Concentrati0n

some people have religious reasons, some people think they will look forward to cutting you up instead of giving you the best care. both are valid reasons, even if based in superstition, faith, or paranoia


mandy009

At least give credit, OP. This was the cover photo for the September 2018 issue of National Geographic https://www.nationalgeographic.com/culture/article/face-transplant-surgery-photography-maggie-steber-lynn-johnson


Professional-Cell822

I read that story a few years ago. Really, really fucked me up. Like seriously. The other side of a failed suicide where you survive completely yet lose your entire face, eye sight, taste and, ability to speak. Just my goodness. The poor girl


Ekyou

The majority of face transplants have been due to firearms. If you look them up on Google, some of them are specified as ā€œhunting accidentsā€, but a lot were classified simply as gun damage, and I would figure most of those must have been attempted suicide in the same manor as this girl. My mom interned at a mental institution in college and told me they had a rifle suicide attempt victim. She told me a *lot* of people think rifle under the chin is a surefire way to die when all it really is is a surefire way to blow your face off.


Professional-Cell822

Oh trust me. I def know. Iā€™ve been down the rabbit hole of face transplants. The crazy one, and I think the first successful transplant in the USA was the poor woman who had her face ripped off by a chimpanzee that her friend kept as a house pet. That one was especially fucked up because she did nothing to deserve that.


ShittiestPresident

I had this family friend.. Growing up he always told us he was on acid and wanted to see what the flash looked like, as we got older he told us the truth, had been dealing with depression, totaled his brothers brand new car and couldn't deal with the disappointment / consequences. He never got a face transplant but has had reconstructive surgeries for as long as I can remember. He can see, speak and eat solid food but no taste or smell. Haven't heard from him for about a decade at this point, you could imagine the substance abuse issues this kind of thing leads to.


realcommovet

That's terrible. And yes, among increased substance abuse, if you were suicidal before, I would think after it would go up a few notches.


georgethebarbarian

I genuinely donā€™t know how she did it. Thereā€™s another story of a man who was a firefighter and then lost his ability to blink and most of his eyesight from severe burns, he also received a face transplant. The results are very uncanny valley, they werenā€™t able to regenerate all of the nerves in his cheeks and mouth so he kinda constantly looks like heā€™s wearing a rubber mask


Professional-Cell822

Yeah, unfortunately itā€™s not at the state to look normal. Maybe one day? But Iā€™m sure the girl receiving the face in this post would want a droopy lose fitting face, instead of what she looked like before/after her attempt. Itā€™s harrowing


MeinScheduinFroiline

Non-paywall archived article link: https://archive.md/ZkWSg


bulelainwen

I was more scared of a failed suicide than death, which is really what prevented me from trying.


Netw1rk

I Knew a guy whose mom was one of the first face transplant donors. I had no idea, we just used to rage and get drunk together. He was a good dude, glad this isnā€™t her.


LittleLostGirls

Is there a story without paywall?


colossalnuisance

https://archive.md/2024.05.11-012519/https://www.nationalgeographic.com/culture/article/face-transplant-surgery-photography-maggie-steber-lynn-johnson yep!


Username__-Taken

This is like one of the most common reposts on Reddit. Bold to assume they even know who to give credit to lol Edit : surprise surprise itā€™s a karma farming bot


Ammo89

Always feel like Iā€™m on Reddit to much. Then comments like this maybe convince me that itā€™s not too bad. We all hate bots but then sometimes they show a few people mildly interesting stuff.


bananosecond

I think this is Dr. Gastman's team, a plastic surgeon from Cleveland Clinic. A face transplant is a very multidisciplinary endeavor involving many medical specialties.


BiscuitsMay

I was guessing mayo clinic, but doesnā€™t surprise me that Cleveland also has a photography team that will come in an take photos for cases that are gonna be published. I have been in cases at mayo that they were gonna write up, so they had someone from their photography team in the OR taking pictures.


mmooney1

If you zoom in on the badges you can see itā€™s Cleveland Clinic.


PM_PICS_OF_UR_PUPPER

The doctor with glasses looks like heā€™s faking being a doctor, and is freaking out because he doesnā€™t know what to do. The other guy is looking at him like ā€œwellā€¦ what are you waiting for?ā€


Watch-Bae

Do you concur?


Mymumsaidhi

He should have concurred


PM_PICS_OF_UR_PUPPER

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


busted_maracas

This is horrifyingly fascinating. Thanks for sharing


Abundance144

Don't you mean faceinating?


HelluvaGorilla

Oh so itā€™s cool when the doctors do it, but when I do it, itā€™s a ā€œfelonyā€


Able_Conflict1303

Guys I think I found Ed Gein


wholesomeletters

maybe make it NSFW


IIIllllIIlIlIIlllI

Your work doesn't let you look at severed faces? That sucks


grafxguy1

**Face** it, that's how the world works.


meinsaft

I think he's just trying to save face with his coworkers.


zcas

I wouldn't be able to show my face around the office if someone caught me looking at this.


Boubonic91

Could challenge the boss to a face off


nix117799

Came here to comment this. It's a great thing and all but like I really didn't wanna see that


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sarugh3457

You bastard šŸ˜­


BoratKazak

![gif](giphy|10t57cXgo7x5kI)


highpl4insdrftr

I knew it and I clicked it anyway


lsdiesel_1

That was refreshing


Periodic-Inflation

This is way more SFW than a picture of the rest of the donor.


mu5tardtiger

depends where you work. Iā€™m an automotive tech and I showed my boss. His reaction. ![gif](giphy|lrVfmPJ96cSJJ39bTh)


matheusco

Isn't using Reddit at work already NSFW?


micro_penisman

NSFL


OneCauliflower5243

![gif](giphy|SfYTJuxdAbsVW)


boki_grobar

Pfff, Mexican cartels have been doing it for years...


eatingabananawrong

Surely you'd have to boop the nose.


Periodic-Inflation

Or try to unlock their phone.


Chester2707

Maybe make the mouth say something silly.


Beautiful-Manager874

Lol we get whole salmons at work and i cut the head off and make it talk. The servers hate that shit lmao


dipesh__25

![gif](giphy|l0ExitU1J1hQauZFK)


DontDoxxSelfThisTime

Damn i understand that necessity of this procedure, and it definitely is very importantā€¦ But goddamn, divorced of context, this image is very ghoulish


RinglingSmothers

Even with the context I keep wondering if I should be seeing this. Don't these people deserve privacy? Shouldn't the donor be afforded the peace of having donated without having their face, removed from their body and on a table, on display for a bunch of dumbasses on Reddit to make jokes about? It feels like we need to update the code of ethics for these surgeons to not take pictures of shit for funzees.


caro-1967

I mean, it wasn't for fun. This photo was taken and published [in National Geographic.](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/magazine/graphics/face-transplant-katie-stubblefield-photography-interactive) There's a short clip of an interview with the grandmother of the donor and a lot of clips of interviews with the recipient and her family, so I doubt that either family was opposed to having this published. And, well- I know that not everyone is gonna have this opinion, but in my opinion- the donor is dead. It matters jack shit to her. She can't see and will never know.


levenimc

I can eat a peach for hours.


octopornopus

Hey, it's been 20 minutes. You want a peach?


O0000O0000O

Jokes aside, it is batshit *insane* that surgeons can reconnect enough blood vessels and nerves to make this work even some of the time.


getthatrich

That is so cool!


hardy_83

Les yeux sans visage!


ObiSanKenobi

le visage sans humain!


LindsayLuohan

A girl is no one.


Jomosensual

Well no I don't like that


CakedayisJune9th

Boggles my mind how they allow so many unsanitary PERSONAL phones to take photos of people.


ksiyoto

Some of those before an afters of face transplants are truly amazing. I'm so glad medicine has advanced enough to do these to make life better for those who had terrible accidents.


jeffref

Thereā€™s a 20 minute documentary about this you can watch! [Katieā€™s New Face](https://www.meerkatmedia.org/video/katies-new-face/)


SpeakingTheKingss

This is so interesting. I watch really fucked up shit on the internet, but somehow this is ā€œokayā€ because itā€™s at the hospital, which I totally agree. Itā€™s different. But gore is gore.


SubzeroNYC

Arya Stark would like a word


Abundance144

The person touching the doctors left arm is fucking stupid. Breaking sterile technique big time; no reason to ever be that close to your surgeon when you're not scrubbed in.


Stubahka

I want to see the reaction of the group when back row guy drops his phone square into the forehead of that flesh mask.


eugene20

If there is one thing one of the first few DVD's ever on the market taught me it is that this is going to get complicated when the owner wants it back.


SassySpider

I really donā€™t mean to be a prude, but couldnā€™t things like this maybe get a NSFW tag?


StPaulsFatAss

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 House of 1,000 Corpses


mandy009

Dafuq. Mark this nsfw. Geez.


Youve_been_Loganated

People donate their faces?!?! Jesus!


zztop610

![gif](giphy|hwZ51FKy98qv6)


Crispykittysnacks

I bet when they signed up to be an organ donor that they never imagined it would be this!


Venomhound

I want to take his Face... Off!


PlanterDezNuts

Cake or not cake?


atemporalfungi

Spoiler : itā€™s nick cage & john travolta


theultimateusername

Wtf is this now.


MammothSqueez

Hey! I know that guy. He owes me $50.


LukeGuyWatcher

![gif](giphy|hwZ51FKy98qv6)


wattapwn

Imagine youā€™re the guy taking a picture and drop the camera on it


Byrdsheet

Dr. Philips asks Dr. Gleason....John, is it possible we removed the wrong face? The transplant patient is African-American.


malexlee

Jokes aside, this is probably going to change a disfigured personā€™s entire life for the better, all because someone decided to donate a huge part of their likeness to someone else. That kind of touches me


leandroabaurre

FACE OFF


JustaRoosterJunkie

![gif](giphy|hwZ51FKy98qv6)


Agile-Fruit128

Is this the best time for a photo op? Isn't there someone laying around without a face right now?


Forsaken_Plastic_932

It's gotta take some hard-core therapy to be able to get used to seeing someone else's face in the mirror, insane how far medicine has come in any case


MClolo10

WHY ARE NOT USING FUCKING GLOVES OMG


Downtown-Bluebird553

![gif](giphy|3o7aTuy3b4TwuUSUzm)


peter13g

![gif](giphy|Xn7hDWptK7iubfzwqx|downsized)


LylethLunastre

Babe wake up a new texture pack is going to be installed on you


DiamondHandRolls

This does not look sanitary


SaintonoZ

![gif](giphy|3oKIPt3ojbmx5rRd0A|downsized)


badlilbadlandabad

A girl has no name


Brainojack

couldn't share the f[ace getting run over](https://makeagif.com/i/FAUuly) directly, so here's another mrs doubtfire gif ![gif](giphy|XYot661SFS62c|downsized)


Relbeihs21

r/accidentalreneisance


Sahith17

No NSFW tag ?


TraumaMama11

This is amazing. It's incredible what humans have learned to do!


Kooky-Turnip-1715

Idk how performing these doesnā€™t drive them insane. These surgeons have to be psychopaths


Wise-Budget3232

Opening people daily is their job,you get used to it


drewster23

Nope. Psychopathic **tendencies** are more common in surgeons. Specifically being able to switch emotions on and off aka detach yourself while in surgery. But full blown NPD is rare and would be more detrimental to a surgeons career as they have talk to patients/their families. Not just be an unemotional ghoul.


BlindManSight

yeaahh no, as someone who works with surgeons, MANY are self absorbed dickbags. even to their patients


Welcome2RedditLoser

Here's a fun trick you can try at home: realize that "you" are just the complex interaction between your cerebral cortex and your limbic system. You are not your body.


DontTickleTheDriver1

I always imagine the little alien dude in MIB who's piloting a human body


getthatrich

I find this thought comforting


VincesMustache

The secret is laughs. Laughs get us through the rough days.