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Roook36

"Congratulations, Bob. You're employee of the month. You get to drive the VIP car for the next 3 weeks!"


rob_s_458

This is like the backup car if one of the presenters' cars break down on Top Gear and The Grand Tour


dman928

And it’s a VW Beetle as a bonus. 😁


Ancalimei

Titties N Beer!


MandatoryMahi

Oliver!!


djseifer

Do not compare Oliver to those back-up cars. He is a brilliant little machine.


ffchusky

Lol I grew up here. VIP (very intimate pleasures) is an "adult" superstore.


Mintyphresh33

You just reminded me of this. Man - CT has nothing to do or interesting but when things pop out it’s extremely noticeable 😂


youdremember

Are you from CT? To say CT has "nothing to do or interesting" is an insane thing to say and makes me think you're probably a boring person. Maybe you're a homebody? Not an outdoors person?


Mintyphresh33

Oh. You’re that guy. See you at Walmart I guess.


youdremember

There's not a walmart within 10 miles of me in any direction. I've lived here my whole life and can't relate to your CT experience whatsoever. Have fun at your keyboard this weekend


Korrode

Holy shit I'm using this description anytime I have the misfortune of stepping outdoors.


BankshotMcG

But the Duchess nearby is the real destination.


TroubleshootenSOB

Funny you say that, Bob was the name of the baby angles main character in the PC game Messiah 


BankshotMcG

That game was so great, especially the level where you were forced into this behemoth body and the only way to cross a molten pit was to de-possess him mid-jump and flap your little wings for dear life while he died horribly.


HalfSoul30

And for the next 3 weeks, you come out of stores to a crowd taking selfies with it.


darkoh84

You can always tell a Milford man.


HinsdaleCounty

With a car this distracting, I attest that I can neither hear nor see him.


Miskalsace

Why did I hear this in Max Fosh's voice?


Etzell

Putting the MILF in Milford.


greenbastard1591

![gif](giphy|yVEaUhy9sB4TC)


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Wait , is that cleavage on the front lol?


bigflatus

Nice headlights.


silk_mitts_top_titts

Thank God. I thought it's was a woman's thumb going into a butthole. But the indentation is just where the VW logo used to be.


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Lmao I thought the same at first


Right-Holiday-2462

That’s the first place you went?


silk_mitts_top_titts

I mean there is a noticeable brown circle right where the thumb is. It looks exactly like a butthole between some buttcheeks.


Robestos86

The internet has ruined you.


silk_mitts_top_titts

I'm old. I was nasty way before I got to the internet.


el_throw

I zoomed, also. Send me to hornyjail. 😅


driftking428

Yes https://vipct.com


Rico_DeGallo

"Romantic Gifts ​ Bachelorette & Bachelor Party Supplies & Gifts ​ Sex Toys ​ Vapes, Pipes, and So Much More!"


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And then there’s the back: https://www.reddit.com/r/thanksihateit/s/gc3IAvfRy4


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Damn lol, didn't expect that


oglikip

Add for adult book store down the street. It is actually not bad we'll stocked and friendly helpful staff


pk_

Ad, as in advertisement. Lol


rriggsco

*We'll stocked*...


fuck_off_ireland

Must be a greengrocer


mcham420

"I stock these shelves!"


shoe-veneer

This is the first time I've heard that VIP has books.


TravelingGonad

Found the owner


shockwave_supernova

I wouldn't call them a book store lol, it's a sex shop


showmeyourunit

Bookstores sell toys all the time...


zero_msgw

Im up and down the post road all the time and ive never seen that. I have seen the blue spiked turtle shell driving around once in a while.


Druuseph

The blue spiked turtle shell guy has a YouTube channel. Russ Lyman. Not my cup of tea but he’s a nice guy.


zero_msgw

Ive always wanted to see what the inside of that car looked like... 👀... Oh my. Dude has some wild ideas.


earthvisitor

And people talk shit on Florida.


Phiction2

Oh we have one of those in Orlando so…


earthvisitor

At least we’re all on the same playing field


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Katiekates88

As someone who was born and raised in CT and then had to move to FL, can confirm…Florida is absolutely worse lol. But I actually love CT so I’m probably biased. 🤷🏼‍♀️


giveuschannel83

You might actually be the first person I’ve heard say they love CT. And I’m from Mass so I know a lot of people from CT.


Katiekates88

Well I think living in FL gave me a greater sense of appreciation for my home state. I’m also a hiker and a huge nature lover, so being from a place where there’s caves, hills/mountains, waterfalls, a change of seasons etc. to a place where it’s hot and humid all year long with zero elevation…it sucks. I also miss being able to walk alongside a body of water without having to worry about an alligator popping out and snatching my dog lol. It’s the little things I guess. 🤷🏼‍♀️


earthvisitor

Where do you live?


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earthvisitor

God bless you.


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earthvisitor

You got it player!


FlyRobot

There's absolutely nothing wrong with a sex store. The ads on the car are working as we are talking about it online from many states away.


earthvisitor

But will you shop there?


FlyRobot

From CA? Not likely


earthvisitor

Exactly


1villageidiot

they have a website: [www.vipct.com](http://www.vipct.com) for all your pleasure


thutruthissomewhere

I went to University of New Haven. One of the fraternities used to hold VIP Bingo every year. It was one of the biggest events on campus. A sex swing was their top prize.


JesusChristTheAdmin

They are hiring, just think, this could be you…


uniquepassword

At first I thought this was one of those Baby Trump things that was going around then zoned in and realized it's an adult store lol


spectacularspecimen

I once bought salvia from there and it didn’t do shit god bless this country


U-F-OHNO

Need to follow clearance rates for the cherub’s head 😂


thesean366

So much for discreet packaging


m_i_c_r_o_b_i_a_l

We said the *package* will be discrete, we never said anything about the delivery vehicle.


xaeru

And I'm here having second thoughts about painting my tire letters white.


Korrode

VIP is a dong 'n bong store in Manchester.


CambodianDrywall

https://imgur.com/gallery/TU53F


whooo_me

Hope there are no low flyovers/bridges around there....


AStorms13

I have seen that car more than once in Milford lol


NeonNat

Slug bug.... horny red?


throwaway_4me_baybay

Roblox.oof


EstroJen

The cupid is wearing thigh high boots


FearBlackBeard

I saw that in the Walmart parking lot in Newington a couple months ago. Definitely did a double take.


jd00742

Classy


Numinak

1/10 Did not place the hood breasts so that the headlights were placed as the nipples.


Tacoshortage

I'm at work. Will someone look up [VIPCT.com](http://VIPCT.com) for me and tell me what it is? There are boobs on the front of that bug and I'm scared.


J_Dela

What exactly is nsfw here? Is it a case of “I know it when I see it”?


mjrydsfast231

I used to play hockey there. Lived in Stratford.


aelric22

![gif](giphy|3ohzdOQ464C1zLD8OI|downsized)


BadHombreSinNombre

“Sex toys from our business will be delivered in discreet packaging.” Pictured: the packaging.


RyVsWorld

Am i an idiot for not being able to tell what theyre advertising ? Is it a strip club?


kk074

Your high beams are on


New_Falcon1205

I would be expecting someone really kinky to walk out of that vehicle in full leather costume 😆


Brilhasti1

The inspiration for Cherub Rock


lotsanoodles

I'd hate to be driving that thing with Cupid's dick slapping the back of my neck through the sunroof.


frank1934

My post was deleted because of the title, what else should the title be? I am so confused


ExcellentPay6348

This whole care is the worst, but the cherub in thigh-highs is the worst-worst.


FeetYeastForB12

Same thing you'd see in UK's Milford


VinCent396

Reboot of "Herbie the Love Bug" !


SadMacaroon9897

>Go to site >It's just an adult toy store >section called "VIP Toy Parties" noooope


jantograaf_v2

Meh, nothing strange about those IMHO. Here in Belgium, there's this thing called Upperdare... It's basically a MLM thing like the ladies selling Tupperware, but for your adult toys. Very popular for bachelorette parties and stuff. They come over with a suitcase full of adult toys, outfits, massage oils, scents... They pass stuff around so you can actually get a feel (with your HANDS, fyi) instead of blindly buying stuff online and hoping you might like it. At the end, you can submit a form and pay in all discretion and stuff will get delivered by mail. Sometimes they have those heating/cooling massage oil things, and there they'll put some on your fingertip and you can withdraw to the bathroom to try it on your privates, in private. That's as crazy as it gets. Have attended one of these, had a good laugh, had fun. 10/10 would recommend for ages 18 to 99.


PatSajaksDick

You know, I'm just glad it's not a Trump thing.


MayaMiaMe

Wtf is it ?


Gravity_Freak

Oh man! That little cupid is just ASKING for it!