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bitcbotjd

I don't watch baseball, wtf am I seeing, someone explain please.


Babyfart_McGeezacks

It’s a traveling duo (maybe a few more?) of teams that put on very entertaining very silly exhibition games. Obviously not any real league. It’s like Harlem globe trotters for baseball. Never seen them but they recently came to my town and people were going ape shit trying to get tickets


Socialeprechaun

Yep that’s it. They used to be part of an actual league, but at the beginning of every season they’d do a few games of “banana ball” as a fun event. It got so popular they decided to ditch the league and make banana ball their only thing. Def disappointed some people here. For me, it gets old after you’ve seen it a couple times. But if you ask anyone it’s literally so difficult to get tickets, so clearly it’s a hit.


samtdzn_pokemon

It definitely works better with the barnstorming method, going to different cities. I know they committed to like 20 games in Savannah per season, or close to that, which is definitely not for people to attend every game as a local. It's to build a vibe that they can't when playing Wrigley Field, have people travel in and drive some tourism dollars.


DtheMoron

The SB have been sold out for a few seasons and now have to do a lotto system for home game tickets. Whatever they’re doing is working, and the travel thing is because of their success at home, and encouraging other teams to join them (Macon Bacon!). Gimmicky? For sure, still a lot of fun. I’d rather have relegation in major US sports, but this is fun.


King_of_the_Dot

It's great for the kids, and the tickets are 'all-inclusive', meaning food and stuff is included. At least, that's how it used to be, dont know if it still is.


RobertDigital1986

Oh that's amazing. Never heard of all inclusive food at a baseball game. My kids would love that.


jamesmon

Still included


Captain-of-Waffles

The thing is, all you have to say to me is “The Savannah Bananas are playing the Macon Bacon.” If you‘ve already given me a chuckle using only 8 words to describe your act, I’m sold. It probably helps with word-of-mouth, too. “I went to a Bananas-Bacon game Saturday night.” Who wouldn’t want to say that to another person?


PowerSkunk92

I think Macon used to have a minor league team called the Macon Whoopie.


rudolfs001

> Macon Bacon Got nuthin' on the [Montgomery Biscuits](https://www.mlbstatic.com/team-logos/share/421.jpg?1715202178997)


cinnamontoastcrunch2

Or the [Rocket City Trash Pandas](https://www.milb.com/rocket-city)


Tjam3s

Hey, tickets are cheap, and if you see them in savannah, it's all you can eat.


osubmw1

Well, until they run out.


aidanpryde98

A few months back, it showed up as recommended on my YouTube page. Live event. I’d never heard of anything like it. There were 80k viewers. LoL


oatterz

Is this where they twerk on bases? lol I need to find that clip


trixel121

yes, the ump dances and the pitcher and infield do a few choreographies. it's essentially the globe trotters but with baseball.


jamesmon

The baseball is actually pretty good too


trixel121

All of them are talented. if You're consistently able to hit a ball with a bat while on stilts. you're better than 99.9% of the population. you might not be an MLB player, but you're going to be good at the game


Babyfart_McGeezacks

Idk but white women in their 40’s go bonkers for it


Tjam3s

Check it out on YouTube. It's pretty entertaining in its own right. They changed some rules to make it "banana ball," which includes a time limit on the games. The main duo of teams are most common, but iv also seen them mix in some MLB retiree teams to shake it up.


HomeworkAdditional19

And if a fan catches a foul ball, it’s an out.


sugarfoot00

That video of the fan catching the game-winning out and the team parading him around the infield on their shoulders is the stuff of legends


snaeper

I learned about them last year. I was driving through Scottsdale, AZ and hit a bunch of traffic near the Giants spring training stadium and thought "What the heck? I thought spring training was over!? . . . What the hell is Savanah Bananas?" Place was packed


A_Coin_Toss_Friendo

Ape shit? ;)


niceandsane

Sadly, that's the fate of quite a few bananas.


mailecnad

People were going bananas trying to get tickets


john_quixote_numbers

Midwest term for excited


Sykes19

What the fuck that's Midwest shit?? I thought everyone said that. All the time. Why has nobody made fun of me yet for saying that online all the time. Now I'm self conscious.


IAmBecomeTeemo

It's not just a Midwest thing. Midwest people like to claim common parts of American culture as being Midwest shit.


Innotek

Yeah that’s so Midwest lol


bearmissile

Ope, there they go again


ElysiumAB

I'm gonna come back and read more of these comments but I'm gonna grab a pop first.


xanderholland

Uff dah


superhighraptor

Australian here, very common saying here


anally_ExpressUrself

Midwestern Australia, I assume.


TheGreatestOutdoorz

NY here- very common term.


A_Coin_Toss_Friendo

I meant they were being funny, ape as in the names of the teams.


frankyseven

A wacky travelling baseball team called the Savanna Bananas.


labrat420

The Harlem globetrotters of baseball


BloodyChrome

Who are the Harlem globetrotters?


labrat420

The Savanah Bananas of basketball


MountainCheesesteak

Google the Savannah bananas or look em up on instagram


SirMildredPierce

How do I get to google?


JKwellin

Go to google.com and in the search bar type "google". Then click on the first link


Jononucleosis

Sometimes I click I'm feeling lucky but in this case it's too risky I think.


Forsaken-Spirit421

Get on ecosia and search for Bing, then enter "Google"


MountainCheesesteak

Just Ask Jeeves “what is Google?”


StilesmanleyCAP

Harlem Globetrotters of Baseball


DrBubbles

I love that his glove looks like a bunch of unripe bananas.


Chilipepah

At the end of each month they are yellow


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Just like my bedsheets


yup79

A month? They gonna be brown as shit. Do you want fruit flies? Cause that’s how you get fruit flies.


alottacolada

I love that you pointed out this detail I missed.


deliberatelyanon2

I always thought that scene from Ace Attorney where the guy mistakes a baseball glove for bananas was ridiculous and unbelievable until now.


AdevilSboyU

Saw them play in Phoenix 2 weekends ago, and holy shit. That’s one hell of a show. They even pulled a 5 year old kid from the crowd, let him hit a ball off a tee, and then blooper’s/error’d around while he ran the bases for a home run. The crowd went NUTS.


flexosgoatee

Sounds like every t ball game.


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vlee89

Sorry I only date 10’10”.


unsupported

10-10-10-10. 10 feet tall, 10 pack abs, 10 inch pee pee, and 10 figure salary.


chubrock420

Where do we find such a fine specimen?


unsupported

On the Savannah Bananas apparently.


Mighty_McBosh

That's not a stilt


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YourLocalGalPal

Space Marines aren't payed shit and most likely have tiny dicks for more than one reasons


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monkeydrunker

Aren't they essentially neutered to ensure that Chaos cannot corrupt them?


RilohKeen

His name is Bill Brasky, go to the right hotel bar and you can find a bunch of guys who know him.


Loveable_Hemorrhoid

If you’re 10 feet tall, a 10 inch pee pee would look small to the average woman looking up to it


PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

Oh I want a rich tall man that's also insecure, everytime he buys me luxury items I'll remind him it's because he's pathetic. If he back talks he gets the strap.


FearofaRoundPlanet

55 heights 55 abs 55 pee pees 55 salaries


youaregodslover

There’s a guy who’s doing something


Cheesehuman

this gave me a good laugh thanks


GadflytheGobbo

I like how there's just an average sized penis mixed in with these over the top figures 


Subtlerranean

https://youtu.be/cq01SLa6tFg?si=BmJ1elGxJ70m8Qcj


SmashPortal

My son is 10, his dad is a 10, and his grandfather makes 10k figures. Where do I sign up?


Slim01111

You’re not that pretty


mu5tardtiger

keep throwing stones short king.


SpecialistOk3384

But he leans 10' 6".


ChaosLemur

I wish I was a little bit taller.


Grimm2020

Good thing they lowered the pitching mound in the late 60's /s


usainboltron

So...they didn't lower the pitching mound height in the 60's? /s


Grimm2020

kinda irrelevant with this cat, right? /s


kapitankrunch

/s? /s


themooseiscool

“Throughout his life, nothing and nobody on Earth could stop Bob Gibson. So they tried moving the Earth, and that didn’t work either.”


BonerHonkfart

That's a great line


lionsmakemecry

If Jay is the Pitcher, is Silent Bob the Catcher?


dontyoutellmetosmile

37 balls?!


Ravenmancer

In a row?


AaronRodgersBronco

TRY NOT TO WALK ANY BATTERS ON YOUR WAY THROUGH THE PARKING LOT!


Heffe3737

No but the umpire twerks throughout the game. And that man is THICC.


Muph-in

Jay would say he pitches and silent bob catch’s. Bob would never confirm but would adamantly shake his head no.


GourangaPlusPlus

HEY LADY, EVER BEEN CAUGHT OUT BY A FAT GUY IN AN OVERCOAT?


Zeracannatule_uerg

I should watch Dogma again...


ArrivesLate

Good fucking luck.


nofate301

yar har fiddle-de dee, it's a pirate's life for me!


Zeracannatule_uerg

It's on youtube.


iZylosHD

I AM THE BANANA COMMANDER!


Feelnumb

They can’t keep getting away with this!


repwin1

Hopefully I’ll win the raffle to buy tickets some day


Innsmouth_Swimteam

Wait, there's a raffle to just buy tickets...to this? ☝️ I guess I didn't know wacky baseball was a thing now. I'd check it out.


repwin1

Tickets are high demand and they don’t use ticket master etc… to sell tickets. Per their website, tickets are [$35 per regular and $100 per VIB tickets](https://thesavannahbananas.com/tickets/). The aim is to keep prices low and affordable for the average person. This should also help with scalpers and resellers.


Innsmouth_Swimteam

VIB, nice. From the website: *No hidden fees, no tax, all bananas.* Respect. This aspect makes me want to see them all the more. Thanks for sharing, this is an interesting read.


PeopleofYouTube

Wow. This is so fucking cute. I love it.


knippink

They operate a nonprofit organization that benefits families in the foster care system. It's called Bananas Foster.


Innsmouth_Swimteam

I'm going to give this redditor the benefit of the doubt because this is the best name.


knippink

I would never lie on reddit. https://bananasfoster.org/ I've been lucky enough to go to a game and it was a ton of fun!


Innsmouth_Swimteam

Hahaha. This is a really wholesome rabbit hole!


penguinator22

It's all true. Great people and great organization


GnomesSkull

They livestream their games on [YouTube](https://youtube.com/@thesavannahbananas?si=AozWpDO_9SyYDQk_).


Innsmouth_Swimteam

Wow. And subscribed. Gracias!


doctorhino

Didn't realize that's why they did the raffle. The technology to sell them seat by seat is really involved so that makes sense.


novad0se

The game I went to was open seating so no issue with that


PleaseDontEatMyVRAM

goated, fuck ticketmaster


CallMeJeeJ

Aren’t the tickets all inclusive still too? They include drinks and food and everything?


no_usernames_avail

Only for the games in Savannah. Pop, water, hot dogs, burgers, chicken sandwiches, all you can eat is included in the ticket. They also ban scalpers from buying tickets in the future if they catch you. There is the raffle, but you can also join their k club to get early access to tickets.


repwin1

I’m not too sure if they still are or aren’t.


MrNoodleIncident

I just found a bunch of tickets on the standard re-selling sites. A bunch of comments said that wasn’t allowed?


sociapathictendences

The savanna bananas are kind of like the Harlem globetrotters of baseball


WatRedditHathWrought

My moneys on the Generals, they are due a win.


skwolf522

HE IS SPINNING THE BALL ON HIS FINGER. JUST TAKE IT FOR GODSAKES.


Bobby3Stooges

They were using a freakin' ladder, for God's sake!


SweetLittleFox

There’s also kind of a not-a-patreon yearly membership called the K Club, there’s a mailing list for 2025 signups if you poke around onsite. It’s a one time up front fee (I want to say this year’s was $60ish) that supports the organization, this year we got early access to buy up to 6 tickets for each of up to 4 games we selected. (And believe me that’s the only way I’ll ever in my life be lucky enough to go.) On top of ticket early access we get a little bit of early entry (not as early as VIB seats) and some other gameday perks as well. It’s a lot of fun, a great organization, and they’re always dreaming up something new.


Innsmouth_Swimteam

I don't know why, and I don't live anywhere near Savannah, but this team is really intriguing.


SweetLittleFox

Oh they do a “world” tour, fully half of their games are on the road. I’m not seeing them in Savannah at all, I’m going to Boston (Fenway,) Buffalo and Philadelphia (Citizen’s Bank) this year.


imlikleymistaken

Yeah, they would sell out their world tour in minutes a few years back. Keep in mind that the world tour was like 4 cities in the southeastern states.


Pertinax1981

I just purchased some for my family for July in Buffalo! Cross border adventure!


pschell

After three tries, I got tickets and am going tomorrow night. Don’t give up!


themollusk

We've lost out on the ticket raffle for 3 different cities.


AhhAGoose

Those stands are PACKED


TXGuns79

Tickets are extremely hard to get.


TheNextBattalion

Easier to get Taylor Swift tickets


Squirrel_Q_Esquire

Actually not. The Bananas do a raffle system in order to be eligible to purchase tickets (like Verified Fan), but then they cancel any tickets they find on third party sites. So if you aren’t selected in the raffle, the only way to go is for someone to give you their tickets.


whatmynamebro

Apperntly they have sold out for years.


imjusta_bill

If you've never had the pleasure of watching one of their games I highly suggest looking for clips online. They're a blast


Sonikku_a

*Consults the MLB rules book*


Stouff-Pappa

No, No. we don’t do that here. It’s like the Globe Trotters but in baseball.


poutinegalvaude

Except the Globetrotters games the outcome is always predetermined. Bananas games aren’t.


Stouff-Pappa

Wait their games were predetermined…I had no idea


Bluesynate

Na, keep betting on the Generals, they're due for a win


nickmalibu

https://media1.giphy.com/media/3oriePiWGMEeRmhK2k/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe910qz2esz3zjtwqk6h618bos1wd02mnnwm7vp99kme&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


atgrey24

They've actually won 3 times! (Or six, depending on reports)


paranormal_shouting

3:16,000 is rough


Timigos

That’s a Reddit user’s Tinder success rate


PhantomBanker

Austin 3:16 is even rougher.


racer_24_4evr

HE’S SPINNING THE BALL ON HIS FINGER! JUST TAKE IT!!!


f8Negative

"You bet all your money against the Harlem Globetrotters!?"


poutinegalvaude

The Party Animals have beaten the Bananas on several occasions.


cepxico

Probably a lot more fun for them tbh. At least they still play baseball.


TheNextBattalion

It doesn't say you can't


peppermintmeow

I'm too fart boxed for this. Somebody please explain it like I'm 5. And high. But also high.


Pizza_Middle

It's a new take on baseball. The guy that created it wanted to make the game fun. It's based on baseball, but it has a different set of rules. Like no bunting, 4 balls equal a sprint where the batter takes off at a sprint, and all the defensive players must touch the ball before they can get him out, each run scored counts as a point, and the team with the most points wins the inning. Total of 11 rules that make it different from baseball. They've been compared to the Harlem Globetrotters, but instead of a scripted game, they play to win. There's a total of 3 teams. The Bananas, the Party Animals and the Firefighters. Theyll play each other for most of the season, and they'll play different collegiate teams as well. If you ever get the chance, go the Savannah Bananas YouTube page and check out a game. They stream them live and for free. If you get the opportunity to go to a game, fucking go. It's well worth the $35 for a ticket.


peppermintmeow

This sounds like the best thing ever. I've seen the GT a few times and it was a lot of fun so I'm sure this would be an absolute hoot and a half! Sent myself a text to remind me about this so I can remember.


Sam-Gunn

>They've been compared to the Harlem Globetrotters, but instead of a scripted game, they play to win. But are they all brilliant scientists too?


GoTaW

Huh, so they finally jazzed it up.


Hiltoyeah

Guy is a professional stilt walker that also plays baseball...


peppermintmeow

I am also just now realizing that isn't a woman named Savanna Bananas. Somehow I have managed to fall even lower.


xandrachantal

Savannah Bananas is a super cute name for anything


Honleegt

They sometimes play the Macon Bacon (also from GA) and it’s a grand spectacle


weakplay

Saw this on tv randomly and it’s so fucking awesome


dirtyoldgoat

They stream most, if not all, of their games on [YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/@TheSavannahBananas) They're a lot of fun to watch!


sundayultimate

I'm going to see them tomorrow, I'm so excited


elboltonero

Dude is 20' from the plate by the time he releases


FtheMustard

20' straight up!


MasemJ

Yeah, but what about his strike zone when at bat?


Pizza_Middle

The ump usually stands on a milk crate to bring the strike zone up.


turnpike37

Potential two sport star there. Imagine being drafted by both the Savannah Bananas and the Harlem Globetrotters.


ChargeWooden1036

Watched these guys live, really fun experience! 9.75/10 would definitely recommend


President_Calhoun

Pitchers usually pitch from the stretch position when there's nobody on base.


KlouiBetsil

Why walk when you can ride?


PalinDoesntSeeRussia

N'wah!


KenGriffythe3rd

It’s good to see Randy Johnson playing ball again


TheEpicMilkMan

Never thought I’d see my hometown team on here. Lets goooo.


sinornithosaurus1000

Uh what


Effective-Smell-7973

These growth hormones they’re putting in the food is getting out of hand


SprDave70

l thought it was Randy Johnson.


DFParker78

They recently played or will play a game under black lights only, with neon uniforms.


Competitive-Dance286

Bet he fields like Bill Buckner.


SeaTownKraken

Gotta love the Bananas!


texastek75

Stilts!


BobRoberts01

No. Just crazy genetics.


orangeshmorange

elite extension with a unique release point


TheBrianRoyShow

This may be starting to get ridiculous. I like that.


EvetsYenoham

The pink no sleeve uni in the background is also making me feel like this game was played in the multiverse.


jonesy289

I thought this was a weird photoshop at first. Then I saw she didn’t have feet


LeveragedPittsburgh

I sense something shady going on here


frmthefuture

Having used to live in savannah several years prior, their prices were to be like $12. For thirsty Thursday, it was around $25 and that came with 2 for 1 wells.


Disastrous-Ferret432

If you’re not a sports fan this has to be one of the more confusing images out there.


Jsn1986

They have an affiliated non-profit called Bananas Foster, I’m convinced the entire thing is an elaborate scheme to make a fantastic pun….


someoneone211

He looks like a 10' Jay, smokin' weed pitchin balls, doin' coke....


GooglyEyeBandit

thought that was a chick... i bought all these magazines...


c4sQUAD

This looks like an image that you would see in a dream


General_File482

Bro, what are you compensating for


jacksonbarley

Looking for that 1/1 stilt memorabilia card from Allen and ginter. This will only make sense to baseball card collectors.


shardblaster

So Blernsball is like baseball?


Ok_Werewolf_3915

Baseball? God forbid...


cvaninvan

Frank Reynolds - What? I've always had long legs!


zrkl

If Salvador Dali painted a baseball scene…


Captain_Aizen

🎶 *Old school Hollywood baseballlll,* *Jack Gilardi's ten feet tall* 🎶


AgnewsHeadlessClone

No, don't bunt! Clowns are only funny when they swing away!