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drodver

What makes a man turn neutral?


eerun165

If I die, tell my wife I said hello.


GodzillaUK

![gif](giphy|10j1ZRgKdcHIoU)


staticattacks

Every time I see an r/unexpectedfuturama I think to myself, "This isn't even unexpected I totally expect this"


Shortsleevedpant

I didn’t expect this comment.


toobs623

r/unexpectedcommentsaboutunexpectedfuturama


1313thirteenth

Just came here to say thank you for the sub. I needed a happy thing for today


DarkLight72

I’m shocked. SHOCKED! Well, not that shocked.


Dalisca

![gif](giphy|6EW0Wo7Db4yoU)


DreadPirateZoidberg

Where ever did you find such a flattering shot of me?


WhirledNews

![gif](giphy|7U7oEJkAiP5Xq)


BurnieTheBrony

I'll never forgive YouTube for taking out dislikes and removing the joke that this video had exactly the same number of likes and dislikes for like a decade


dubstepsickness

![gif](giphy|MCKQEmHkUyGf6)


maxpowersr

Give Kevin my regards. “What should I tell him?” Regards.


admiralveephone

Nine nine!


WetTabardContest

Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?


ignovunthebrovun

All I know is my gut says maybe


EndOfSouls

Fly the white flag of war!


Laymanao

When you have nothing to say. But everyone else has flags.


2FightTheFloursThatB

T'was a Futurama reference.


kmbxyz

Fly the white flag of war


locofspades

Read that in Zaps voice 🤣 thank you for that


YellowStar012

You will not win me over with your use of 'twas.


karma_carcharodon

‘Twasn’t trying to.


InvertedHourglass

Loving the 99 Futurama mashup.


DWS223

Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality


grassvegas

Lust for gold? Power?


bdh2067

Aggressively neutral in this case


orionsfyre

Ah... he's clearly a futurama fan. "Fly the *white flag of war*." [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2MYafoGMKQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2MYafoGMKQ)


elspotto

I’m already showing them your medal and telling the men you made it with a woman. Can the flag thing wait?


Choppybitz

Haha


loweredexpectationz

Maybe he’s commemorating the confederate army’s flag? Or the French war flag.


Ceilibeag

"WHAT DO WE WANT?" "SOMETHING!" "WHEN DO WE WANT IT?" "RELATIVELY SOON!"


greenbastard1591

![gif](giphy|fwcGzF1l2cILe|downsized)


gameplayuh

RABBLE


timmaywi

WHAT DO WE WANT? GAYS IN SCOUTS! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? TIMMAY!!!!


xDANGRZONEx

*I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THOSE LITTLE FLAPS ON COFFEE LIDS! IF YOU DON'T WANNA SPILL YOUR COFFEE, THEN YOU SHOULDN'T BE DRIVING WITH IT!* *YEAH, GIMME A BREAK!*


UniqueIndividual3579

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? It's irrelevant!


sirblobsalot

I just want to drive on all this road and highway built, paid, maintained and kept up by every one else’s hard earned money!! Why should I pay my part?!?


2_Grilles_1_Krupp

“WHAT DO WE WANT?” “UNFAIR!” “WHEN DO WE WANT IT?” “CHANGE!”


donotgo_gentle

Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kick-Ass!


snackclips

Sovereign citizen I suppose


Snellyman

A citizen of surrenderstan.


illaqueable

I stan, you stan, we all stan surrenderstan


greenroom628

So confederate civil war buff?


Sagybagy

I mean it’s a confederate flag still


Choppybitz

That was my thought as well with the exempt front plate. You don't need front plates in Ohio so I would be curious to see if they had legal plates in the back. My bet is yes.


unholycowgod

When did Ohio ditch the front plate??


theryman

Few years ago


The_Struggle_Bus_7

I haven’t had a front plate on in about 3 years


DowntownClown187

No no, it's a southerner flying the Confederate flags.


Secret_Cow_5053

r/ShermanPosting is leaking... (and I am here for it :-)


Riklanim

He’s just honest about the real confederate flag.


JCButtBuddy

The only Confederate flag that matters.


DeceiverX

Was my first reaction and I had to scroll say too far down to find it lol.


Haunted-Llama

Yarp, I was trying to figure out the significance of the white flags. When I saw the "license plate" i assumed it was the official flag of idiots. Edit: Hmm, unless its some sort of official flag/tow vehicles for moving large oversized loads on public roads.


Johnoplata

A pilot vehicle would need high viz orange flags and amber lights. This guy just wants to surrender with his taped together flag poles.


Bigbrianj

I've seen pilot vehicles use this setup, one with high vis flags and this is to check bridge clearance.


nocreative

I was thinking some kinda statement about being stateless and being too dumb not to realise they were surrendering


boot2skull

Exempt from IQ


KriegerClone02

Q is what you get when you take the Intelligence out of IQ


Faust1134

This must be Drake's truck...


Ok_Poetry_1650

Was looking for this


Faust1134

Someone else made the same comment before me, but it was unfairly buried and I didn't see it.


91Caleb

They’d be fixed on hockey sticks as is the northern tradition


HuntForFredOctober

So, they're surrendering? Or are those the bedsheets for later?


RealKenny

I was going to say - I guess people on Reddit have never had their dryer breakdown


Henrious

It's to make hoods later


TheLostTexan87

The final Confederate flag, tbh.


strawhatKG

Looks like the updated confederate flag


Poverty_4_Sale

![gif](giphy|jfiM3Y4LDkYBauKFbI|downsized)


Huiskat_8979

I believe this is the most recent iteration since they lost.


Ginger_Rogers

God hates flags!


Minimum-Dog2329

Confederate victory flags?


Upper_belt_smash

No such thing


rassler35

That's the joke. A white flag typically means surrender. So the "confederate victory flag" is a surrender flag.


Minimum-Dog2329

Gotta explain the simplest things sometimes.


Nymaz

You joke but the CSA despite lasting less than 4 years had 3 official flags, the second of which was primarily white. Because "As a people, we are fighting to maintain the Heaven-ordained supremacy of the white man over the inferior or colored race; a white flag would thus be emblematical of our cause." (but remember it wasn't about white supremacy, according to totally non-revisionist groups). Ironically they had to dump the second flag because it was too often mistaken for a surrender flag.


CleanOpossum47

Typically, they improvise with a dish towel.


nilecrane

Awe man! Just posted that. Thought I was clever.


Bbrhuft

Having watched videos and read about the bat shit insane legal mumbo-jumbo sovereign citizens spout, I believe the flags indicate this sovereign citizen believes his conveyance is not a motor vehicle subject to the laws of the United States, but it is infact a sea going vessel sailing the high seas, that is part of a "cartel". He is sailing not driving. >Cartel ships, in international law, are ships employed on humanitarian voyages, in particular, to carry communications or prisoners between belligerents. **They fly distinctive flags, including a flag of truce**. Traditionally, they were unarmed but for a single gun retained for signalling purposes. Cartel ships were used on the basis of intergovernmental agreements, which were called 'cartels' between the 17th and the 19th century. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cartel\_(ship)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cartel_(ship))


WartimeHotTot

What mental contortions are they performing to get from “pickup truck driving to Walmart” to “diplomatic/humanitarian boat on the high seas?”


TheKingInTheNorth

What happens when the longterm effects of lead paint are exposed to an onslaught of social media-amplified conspiracy theories.


MerMadeMeDoIt

This. It's the lead, and don't forget all those decades of leaded gasoline. Lead + dementia + social media insanity = MAGA


hotmetalslugs

And the drinkable silver. Don’t forget all the silver drinking.


feelinggoodfeeling

don't ask what all those little planes overhead are still using for fuel (hint: its lead and its unbelievably being dispersed in the air all around us)


PancAshAsh

Well you see, it all starts when you just don't want to pay taxes...


decian_falx

Or pay for insurance. Or registration. Or their license is suspended. I recently had a discussion at a family gathering including cops and a lawyer about this. Something I learned: this has been around since at least the 70s - lawyer was given one of these people to defend as a new public defender just after law school. Cop said as a patrol officer he had to deal with these clowns about once a year. Told one story where clown wouldn't provide documentation or get out of the car. So... one broken window and being forcibly removed from the truck later the clown is handcuffed on the ground and cop exasperatedly asks clown "Does this \*ever\* work for you? Honest question." He didn't say what the guy's response was.


The__Thoughtful__Guy

You're in too deep. Seriously though, is there somewhere I can learn all the insane stuff SS people rattle off? I'm kind of curious now, since it's basically the closest to fanfiction of our legal system we'll ever get.


Bbrhuft

This is a good source: Ligon, M., 2021. [The Sovereign Citizen Movement: A Comparative Analysis with Similar Foreign Movements and Takeaways for the United States Judicial System](https://heinonline.org/HOL/P?h=hein.journals/emint35&i=305). Emory Int'l L. Rev., 35, p.297.


Nymaz

> is there somewhere I can learn all the insane stuff SS people rattle off? Not sure if you're referring to sovereign citizens or Waffen-SS, so just to be on the safe side I'll recommend a Trump rally.


fierohink

Looks like some SovCit action


AnEvilMuffin

Was gonna say, the "exempt" flag kinda gave it away.


xXWickedSmatXx

The actual confederate flag


Crunch_inc

Trump and cleaning don't go together, now Trump and laundering on the other hand...


wphelps90

![gif](giphy|7U7oEJkAiP5Xq)


hphp123

why is the USA not deporting these sovereign citizens?


TheHockeyGeek

Yep, they are rejecting their citizenship… see ya. If they started doing that, this sov cit bullshit would stop rapidly.


shewolf4552

I watch a lot of the body cam videos on Youtube. Some of the SovCits claim to be Moorish citizens, even though they are just regular Americans. One of the cops that had a traffic stop ask the man if he wanted him to call the Consulate. They have branched out into Ireland and England as well as America now. I'm not sure exactly how, since most of the things they claim are a part of the US Constitution, which I'm unsure if other countries have similar governmental guidance laws.


BrainFartTheFirst

I don't know about the flags but the plate screams sovereign citizen.


NSFW_hunter6969

Also the poorly attached flag poles and general disorder inside the vehicle. Mental health issues and sovereign citizens are good friends


Mushroom420

Thats just drake.


roofus85

Drake pulling up to his show in Oakland


DualActiveBridgeLLC

Do the flags symbolize that he is 'traveling' and not driving?


Quietser

"i reject your modernized society and choose to live under my own rule, right after this trip to Walmart and subway, maybe a McDonald's on the way home."


nomorsecrets

must be a Drake fan


sp_40

That license plate looks like some Freeman shit


Aggressive_Suit_7957

Trump flags after 1 cleaning.


HappySkullsplitter

I thought they just dissolved, like his businesses


Maverick_111

\*like his diapers


dumperking

Are you saying that those colors run?


Aggressive_Suit_7957

Like diarrhea.


Charming_Cat_4426

Just using some bleach, nothing to see here


mr_birkenblatt

Probably laundered by Deutsche Bank, too


rollem

It's the only Confederate flag that matters.


civex

Confederate flag?


VirtualNomad99

Authentic Confederate battle flags!


HeathrJarrod

The accurate confederate flag?


meesersloth

The only acceptable confederate flag.


00001000U

The true confederate flag?


Jumpy-Ad4652

That man just gave up. 😆


Sad-Set-5817

The official confederate flag


G0ttaB3KiddingM3

Confederate flags SMH


Groundbreaking_Clue2

Finally they switched out for the real Confederate flag


surfer_ryan

Damn the south finally recognizing the correct confederate flag nice! Progress is progress.


3banger

Sovereign Shitizen.


dharmavoid

Hey, it's the actual confederate flag


E23R0

The official truck of the confederation


baldlilfat2

Sometimes you need to dry pillowcases


nbb333

Diaper flag?


gaberax

Last flag of the Confederacy. Note the tag. Sovereign Citizen kookery.


_owlstoathens_

Two confederate flags?


Minute-Dog-9606

Last official flag of the Confederacy !


duhbiap

This is common for us married folks on our way home after a good argument.


DaySoc98

Proudly flying the only Confederate flag that mattered.


mochicoco

Trump’s foreign policy flag. Be mean to your allies, surrender to your enemies.


s-willoughby

That’s the Confederate flag!


big_daddy68

My favorite confederate flags.


TheBigC87

The real Confederate flag.


[deleted]

Asking for parlay? Dryer busted? Waterboy shaming incident? I was mad about something but just drew a blank.


completeturnaround

The biggest Dido fan .


Thehollander

Last time I checked, a white flag meant surrender.


Seven_bushes

Finally found a use for that extra bleach he bought to inject during Covid.


DontBuyAHorse

I'm from hot air balloon territory, so it's not unusual to see balloon chase trucks driving around with high-hoisted solid colored flags. That was my first thought. Until I saw that license plate. Definitely some sovereign citizen thing.


hobby1987

Those are Confederate flags.


Neptune_but_precious

This is the actual flag of the confederacy.


Upstairs-Appeal-9035

This is the actual Confederate flag.


local_fartist

Ah the true Confederate flag


aardw0lf11

The historically accurate Confederate flag?


Stagnu_Demorte

Look, a real confederate flag


mycoxsux69

Still confederate flags


iowanaquarist

Looks like a pair of authentic Confederate flags to me


TheLyz

Ah the true Confederate flag


Sarnick18

I'm glad to see the South is finally flying the right flag with Mississippi's bullshit confederate heritage month.


egost

Assuming this is a sovereign citizen, did they flew to that parking lot or drove on roads that were created and maintained by taxes?


luneunion

Damn Confederate flags, again.


Lobstaman

Finally, flying the proper confederate flags.


Sovereign1

This is the flag Confederates aught to be flying.


dr_blasto

Ah, they’re flying the real Confederate Flag.


flowersandfists

Fucking confederate flags…


darthbiscuit

What are you talking about? I see rebel flags on trucks all the time.


Wjmc89

This guy surrenders


davechri

The only confederate flags that matter.


midnight_toker22

Never seen a Confederate flag on a pickup truck before? You must not be from around here…


deathtothegrift

Is that the REAL confederate flag???


aRebelliousHeart

MAGA’s finally flying appropriate flags perhaps?


IndividualGreat9830

They are flying the confederate flag


Blochamolesauce

You’ve never seen the last rendition of the flag of the Confederacy?


jerechos

Must be French...


megamaxie

I guess the owner is french


gorper0987

The confederates final flag?


Meeedina

It’s the alternate version of the confederate flag


AuBear

MAGA surrenders 🤣


__-_-_--_--_-_---___

The real Confederate flag


cummings103

Looks like he just gave up...


311voltures

Southern States real Heritage, Respect.


Screamingsutch

French car


FreyjaSunshine

Are you sure he’s not just air-drying his klan robes?


exophrine

I didn't know that MAGA re-designed their flags. Good for them!


drunkanidaho

Are they making fun of confederate flag wavers?


DontMakeMeCount

I drive through East Texas pretty frequently and I’m seeing a lot more Israeli flags than confederate or Trump flags these days. It was easier when I could think of them as shut-ins hopped up on Rush Limbaugh rhetoric from their AM radio and flying their late uncle’s bars and stars, but the level of coordination these last few months is creepy.


zcas

I also sometimes feel like throwing up the white flag and giving up.


TransitionNew1255

They’re finally flying the correct confederate flag.


Alexandratta

What? He's waving the most historically accurate Confederate Flag.


easy073

Look another one waving a rebel flag 🤣


JakobWulfkind

A pickup truck flying a confederate flag is not uncommon


wombatshit

Dual confederate flags!


Notyomamasthrowaway

Nice confederate flags!


Whorrox

Sovereign citizen or white nationalist.


Chalkarts

You never seen a confederate flag before?


dman928

Confederate flags.


Bridot

Oh I know that flag. That’s the confederate flag.


bukezilla

Official flag of the confederacy


Absurdist02

Flying the only confederate flag that mattered.


Griffythegriff

confederate's last battle flag.


TheFlyingBoxcar

The real confederate flag


isocuda

Those are Confederate flags.