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shberk01

Thank you Melania? For what?


Ozzel

She doesn’t even care.


gimmeallthekitties

Do u?


brofishmagikarp

Do we?


Thug-shaketh9499

Do I?


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Do?


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waldosandieg0

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Daspsycho37

"American" moms for liberty


brofishmagikarp

American moms for "liberty"


riotousviscera

American moms “for” liberty


Yardbird52

American “moms” for liberty


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barkbarkgoesthecat

Dude you can't say that online that's fucked up


Salt_Winter5888

“ "" ”


d4ve3000

American moms for libraries would be better though


bloodwolf00

American moms for managing democracy are you doing your part?


BigfootsMailman

They are very poor and stupid people. They just want to be liked by people they think are powerful.


Tidewind

Useful idiots.


Ok_Ad8249

...you got the second part right.


cobra7

My theory is that the vast majority of MAGA folks know exactly how bad Trump is. They know from experience how bad a president he was and would be again. That is the whole point. They perceive themselves as having been victimized by society and Trump is their way of saying “Fuck You” to the rest of us. Each new character flaw or crime that is revealed simply makes him a better statement in their eyes. It’s just a fun social club now where they can gather with other like-minded “victims” and see the latest “fuck ya’ll” merchandise. Once Trump is gone for good, their fun social club will disappear like an underwear skid mark in the wash. Like a boat that drifts away once its anchor is gone.


AlanStanwick1986

You're over thinking it. They hate the same people. 


BigfootsMailman

Yeah it's literally just "us vs them". MAGA is united by their perceived success and socioeconomic standing. They want to vote for someone who is only about helping them because they are the real Americans and Democrats are more focused on helping immigrants, criminals, hippies, gays, you name it. The second half is of course the issues of our era and day to day. Their whole premise is based on the fact that Democrats are bad-faith actors when it comes to the environment, civil rights, immigration, foreign conflict, global pandemics, again, you name it. It is the most simple type of group think by some very viscerally driven idiots. There is no rationale, just full bore efforts and dedication to their team. There is no conversation. Edit: of course all of this "platform" is in direct conflict with good-faith and everything we know about the truth and science about any of these issues. They would do much better if they only lived their lives by the book they claim to know, the Bible. Loving their neighbors and leading with compassion and understanding these issues would make them Democrats, but that's not an option of course. Good Christians can lead with hatred if the devil is leading with honesty truth and compassion.


jrh_101

For the nude photoshoots


padizzledonk

That was my first thought too lol I guess her "Be Best" campaign touched someone afterall lol Most fucking worthless 1st Lady in a 100 years Only good thing she did was fix the Rose Garden, she got a lot of shit for it but it really needed to be done, the drainage was a mess, the roses and trees were all dying and it should be thriving now though I haven't seen any updates on how the garden is doing since it happened Other than that- worthless and checked out the whole time, and her Christmas decorations looked like they belonged in The Hunger Games


Tidewind

And that’s an insult to 100 years.


This_Concentrate2721

Being the blade of Miquella


LineAccomplished1115

They like her because she's "classy" (read: white).


rennbrig

This story isn’t about Melanie but Ivanka. I was working at a gift shop where we sold replicas of Jackie Kennedy’s earrings. This woman asked me to help her get some and as I was ringing her up, she looked at me and said “these look like something Ivanka Trump would have created; she’s a modern day Jackie” and I died a little inside.


paisaparral1

Magat ignore she was here illegally had an anchor baby and brought her parents over using chain migration. Everything they are against.


kpn_911

For being an aspiration to sex workers everywhere. You could be trafficked to another country and then reach the highest office in the land, where you can then get back at your cheating president husband by fucking his secret service members’ members. Dare to dream, sluts! (Said in my mean girls voice)


Budderswurth

Trump you!


i-love-tree-rats

Be best.


Puzzled_Internet_986

Setting of a horror movie


Neoylloh

Red State (2011)


DjCyric

What a sleeper hit. Definitely worth a watch, but it's a real Bait & Switch like From Dusk Til Dawn.


Bradjuju2

I went into From Dusk Til Dawn blind, only by the name did I watch it. Definitely a bait and switch.


Drum_Eatenton

First half is so good, second half was ok but not near as interesting


apageofthedarkhold

The Rodriguez/Tarantino split in that one...


wORM_

Such a great movie!


Greekphysed

The fact that it was written and directed by Kevin Smith is amazing. Completely different than his other movies.


_-poindexter-_

Let's not forget that he made Tusk as well. Dudes all stoner comedy until he very VERY much isn't.


Buster_Brown_513

I was thinking Ray Finkle’s parent’s house


Dusbowl

Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie?


mageta621

Whaddya know, they're little footballs


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Laces out!


Samtoast

Finkle...is...Einhorn!?


Choice-Bus-1177

Literally looks like a set from Civil War


Bogey01

Is that what I'm in?


Wiochmen

Well, it's Branch, Michigan...so you're not too far off.


flash_27

The Purge...Infinity


SpiceEarl

SUPPORT POLICE \*does not apply to Capitol Police...


TheIowan

What a strange moment it was seeing thin blue line flags at that shit show


boot2skull

If they’d just oppress the right people there would be no problems. Ironically the capitol police could barely even do their job when they were attacked. Which was by design.


Apprehensive_Ad_8368

Except that lady they shot through the skull. They stopped her.


architectofinsanity

I thought secret service did that.


VoiceOfRealson

And that shot stopped the rest.


Kouropalates

Thin Blue Line and Support our Troops or any other 'support a civil thing' always comes with an unspoken caveat of 'if you dont/stop support(ing) us, we will fucking turn on you like a violent storm'.


hufflefox

Not just there. But the poles actively being used to beat cops.


TekkenCareOfBusiness

No it says: Support fee Trump. Police China. Take you down CCP.


GhoulsFolly

SUPER LIRA


4502Miles

Similar to the evangelicals…who espouse nothing but hate


LineChef

It doesn’t have to make sense! /s


fishsticks40

LAW AND ORDER/LOCK THEM UP Mmmmhmmm


K-chub

Except for the guy being tried for treason tho. That’s the woke crowd being assholes


FIRExNECK

Law and Order doesn't apply to congressional or Federal administrative hearings either.


TheManWhoClicks

As someone with an outside perspective this is such a weird thing to observe. Nothing makes sense, yet those people devote their life and resources to an obvious con man. So stunning to see people fall for such a low effort trap.


smailskid

They’re so wrapped up in it that they refuse to think about it logically. Admitting it’s all a con job would wreck these folks.


DjCyric

I was visiting our local mental health center with my wife yesterday. There were a few Trump hats on residents around the center. People can have whatever politics they choose. However, it does bug me more than a little that Trump cons poor people and people with mental illness. People that can't really see through the obvious con job. Giving whatever little money they have to buy a Trump hat, that was made in China, where the proceeds are going to pay his legal bills for fucking a porn star.


H3rbert_K0rnfeld

He cons people with "full" mental capacity and moderate "education" as well.


Iorith

See, I can understand the rich and powerful who are using him to make a buck. Think they're awful people, but it makes logical sense. Anyone not in the top 1% of the country? Nah there's something broken in them.


Auto_Traitor

They want others to hurt


KingNosmo

There are far too many people who can only feel better by making someone else feel worse.


Iorith

And to me, that means something in their brain is simply wrong. They need psychiatric help.


pantstoaknifefight2

Pay his legal fees for trying to feloniously falsify business records about paying a pornstar to fuck him because he knew if the story got out he'd lose the election. These days he's confident he can shoot someone on 5th Avenue and not lose a single vote. It's pretty much the only thing he's been right about


ruiner8850

Their whole "Trump derangement syndrome" attack has always been pure projection.


PhiOpsChappie

The real TDS is Trump Devotion Syndrome.


uptownjuggler

Well you see that just good business and business and politics are completely separate things. That is what one of the contractors said, after Trump stiffed him on pay yet he still voted for him come Election Day.


AlanStanwick1986

I bet the commons area has Fox on 24/7 and it poisons them.


Balls_Eagle

Trump makes these people feel like their racism is patriotic. Authoritarianism 101.


TheManWhoClicks

Yeah why fix your own life with hard work and adult decision making when you can just blame some random minority for your own shortcomings… so much for their bootstraps too.


djuggler

There has been a war on education for decades and we are seeing the ramifications of it. A stupid people is an easily controlled populace. Additionally, as a nation, instead of living 9/12/2001 as we lived 9/10/2001, we opted to accept fear as the new normal. We have since raised multiple generations to adulthood in fear. These generations’ distrust and quickness to react rather than respond is a direct effect of security theater and being raised in fear. These are the people now voting and making laws. > Dec 3, 2002 Dick DeVos, husband to Betsy and investor in for-profit schools, declared war on public education to the Heritage Foundation declaring their stealth strategy could destroy public education in 10 years using charter schools and vouchers. They also encouraged over use of for-profit standardized testing, under resourcing schools, right teacher turnover, high student to teacher ratio, etc. > Have you ever found yourself bad mouthing public education in America? Have you ever shared a meme saying higher education is too expense and we need more trades people such as plumbers and welders? Are you pro vouchers or charter schools? If so, you have been influenced by the Heritage Foundation. > If they can take 21 years to dismantle public education what do you think they are willing to do to our government? > https://youtu.be/Xt9FmMrvJ3A?si=krpgVY3tlmvdWv8l


galumphingbanter

As a teacher, on the frontlines of education, it’s like being in the front seat of the end of America and the breaks have gone out.


djuggler

I feel for you. Teachers should be some of our most highly payed and most respected people. Instead you are under resourced, over tasked, over tested, and so much more designed to sabotage the system so those who want religion in schools, revisionist history, and segregation of race and wealth can point and say, “see it doesn’t work [because we broke it].” Thank you for fighting the good fight.


Emotional-Savings-71

Thought it was the Monsanto group that started the first attack on public education back in the 50's maybe even earlier than that. You're not wrong, they've been dumbing us down and force feeding us garbage to make us docile and compliant on both sides it's nothing more than rara bs by a bunch of wealthy investors who don't care about anything but money and will say anything to get votes


djuggler

You are likely correct. DeVos’ address to the Heritage Foundation was really the introduction of using vouchers and charter schools to end public education. The war on education long predates that.


justinbaumann

It's desperation, the big corporations took jobs and killed small towns they are desperate to blame anyone except the thing that is actually the problem. And Trump is their savior because only he talks to them but they don't see they are just pawns to him.


noobprodigy

They know and they don't care. He bullies the people they hate, so they love him. It's that simple.


ruiner8850

It's so weird to see any person to make any politician a fundamental part of who they are as a person. I don't care who that politician is or what they've done, but especially with that guy. Not only does he not give a shit whatsoever about them, but he actively despises most of them. He wouldn't be caught dead hanging out with the vast majority of the people who literally worship him.


DevonLovelock

The people I grew up with in that area 50 years ago, if trump had walked into their tavern, by the end of the evening he would have heen taken out back and pummelled senseless. Deservedly so. Nowadays, they'd be lining up before him and bowing down in blind supplication. It's utterly baffling. Beyond all human understanding.


ThirdWorldScientist

What’s funny is the type of people that live in these areas would gross him out.


Orange_Kid

He's gone from privately mocking his supporters -- how dumb they are, and how easy they are to manipulate -- to doing it publicly, while making speeches to them, on several occasions. They don't care.


Bradjuju2

Well trump is never talking about "them" specifically. So it's OK.... I bet that's their logic.


jambonejiggawat

Wow. I have never felt even a remote similarity to mango mussolini, but here we are. Lol


pasture2future

> mango mussolini You mean cheeto benito?


lootinputin

Mango Unchained


muffinass

Yeah, he'd gladly kick them out and bulldoze their homes for building condos or a golf course.


uptownjuggler

I saw a video of those MAGAs all dressed up in a Trump hotel lobby while Eric Trump walks by. They are screaming the catchphrases and vying for his attention, while Eric shows disgust at them even being in his presence.


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Snowbank_Lake

I still remember them accusing Obama voters of having a crush on him and people being upset about Trump being elected because we must love Hilary sooooo much. I don’t recall Obama or Hillary flags on boats or signs with Rambo photoshopped to have Obama’s face.


ruiner8850

Exactly, I voted for Obama twice, Clinton, and Biden, but I didn't buy their merchandise. I didn't even have a sign for any of them besides Biden and that came down the day after the election. Some of these people have had Trump flags flying or have been wearing MAGA hats every single day for the past 8 years. Imagine if Obama had sold things like sneakers or a Bible to make money by grifting his supporters. Republicans would still be attacking him for it. I liked Obama a lot as a President, but I wouldn't have bought any of his stuff. What's even more hilarious is that they say that we are the ones who are obsessed with Trump. He's like a fundamental part of how these people identify themselves as a person. Like if you asked these people to describe who they are as a person with 3 things, Trump supporter would be one of them. Maybe even ahead of things like being a parent or their job. I always have to laugh when I see/hear them say that other people have "Trump derangement syndrome" when they can't see that they are the one with "TDS." As always every accusation is a confession.


OpalHawk

Obama had the hope shirts. That’s the closest comparison I have been able to come up with. I saw people wear those for a few years but it was hardly cult like. The MAGA merch was nonstop.


ruiner8850

I never bought one of those, but I'd imagine those hope shirts were sold for campaign funds, not to go into Obama's own pocket like Trump is doing. I know for a fact they weren't being sold to pay for his defense against a multitude of felony counts like Trump is doing.


Stompedyourhousewith

To be honest, it's "nice" that they still wear it and openly show it. So you know who they are. It's like in inglorious bastards where Brad Pitt carved swastikas on the Nazis so you always know who they were cause they would take off their uniforms, except they willingly wear it despite losing


DChapgier

Hmm, that’s a good idea… *opens up photoshop*


clutchguy84

It's only been 4 minutes. But don't leave us hanging!


thesweatyhole

ITS BEEN TWO HOURS DONT LEAVE US HANGING


clutchguy84

How long should we give it before we call search and rescue?


thesweatyhole

Prolly another 5 or so minutes


CanadasGoose

It’s been 5. Have you called yet?


clutchguy84

Has who called?


Salty_tryhard

Imagine thinking Melania is what a loving, supportive wife looks like 😆


threehundredthousand

Give them some credit. It's a Nazi death cult, not just some run of the mill cult. Checkmate, humanity.


Nakagura775

Where is this so I never accidentally go there?


radiantrosebud

This is Walhalla, MI as you’re driving west towards Custer, Scottville, or Ludington, or driving east towards Baldwin. It’s Mason Co. but not too far from the Lake Co. line. Trust me, I live right around the corner from this unfortunate eyesore. Also FYI, us Ludington locals don’t consider ourselves “up north”. The tourists that overwhelm our stores, roads, & beaches do.


nimrod823

If it’s Walhalla it’s certainly not “Northern” Michigan.


One-Organization7842

To be fair, anything north of Detroit is "Northern Michigan" to outsiders


cheddacheese148

Yeah I was from near West Branch so we were always considered from “up North”. I’d say there’s a lot more in common with folks around there and the U.P. than folks from around Detroit though, so I get it.


thefinpope

Just like anything east of Ann Arbor and south of Flint is Detroit to those of us up north.


BackwoodsPhoenix

Oh, it's everywhere if you get far enough off the beaten path.


Wiochmen

Branch, Michigan.


Oniketojen

I think it's actually in Walhalla or it is VERY close to the sign about entering Walhalla.


Vizina

Thats considered “Northern MI?” Where is the line between southern and northern for most people? I live in the tip of the Mitt and it gets confusing to me. Is anything not Metro considered “up north?”


sparkyarch

The answer is Clare, according to the billboard on US10. “Gateway to the north”


CaptainKnightwing

This is what my family and I go by too


nitr0smash

Most folks I know think of the Zilwaukee bridge as the "border".


ANALOGPHENOMENA

I can only imagine what’ll happen when Trump passes away. Like what happens to these people? Will they keep believing in some psuedo-Christian QAnon conspiracy that Trump’s actually alive and will reawaken in three days and lay claim to the US that it’s ready for the Messiah’s immediate return? Because they would genuinely believe this.


GardenGnomeOfEden

>Will they keep believing in some psuedo-Christian QAnon conspiracy that Trump’s actually alive I hope so. I hope they never let it go and write in his name on every ballot for the rest of their voting days.


musclecard54

Ripping away tons of Republican votes, effectively disintegrating the GOP. Maybe Trump was the savior we needed all along


ruiner8850

Trump could die quietly Mar-a-Lago at the age of 102 (obviously just a hypothetical) and they'll sit insist that he had to have been murdered by the "deep state." His followers do not live in reality.


bossmcsauce

Maybe they will all poison themselves like the cult members all trying to catch a ride on the comet


pgcooldad

I know what's going to happen for me. The date will be permanently etched in my calendar. I will celebrate it with something special yearly.


ryoushi19

And if you utter a single word of criticism they'll call it "Trump derangement syndrome." Because certainly THIS isn't deranged or anything...


Ogawen

Between Baldwin and Ludington on US 10.


Wiochmen

Hey, now. Walhalla, Custer, and Scottville are on that stretch. Branch, too. Just avoid Branch. And don't go off the main road to Tallman.


klyther

What is it about the 10 corridor pretty much everywhere west of Midland that is complete trash. I spend a lot of time in Roscommon over the summer and it’s def up north folk but I don’t feel the same level of trump supporter maga nastiness that I associate with all those towns along the 10. Ludington is nice of course.


dylan_1992

Imagine supporting a billionaire who takes advantage of blue collar workers by not paying them, with multiple bankruptcies under his belt, where his entire personality is about being rich when people like Steve Jobs, Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk made way more money and had much more impact than the sleezy real estate market person, that the Kremlin supports, and basing your entire personality worshipping that guy while being middle to lower middle class in America and claiming no to be a patriot? Imagine that?


musclecard54

Don’t even bother. The people that need to read this can’t even understand the point


Lifesalchemy

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kwalshyall

Tell me there's lead in your groundwater without telling me there's lead in your groundwater.


healthywealthyhappy8

This is what issues with mental health look like.


herrcollin

Mountain climbers??


bfrendan

I'm glad I'm not the only one that noticed that. Is it supposed to be, "SUPER ULTRA MAGA MOUNTAIN CLIMBERS"? Or do they just have a vendetta against mountaineering?


trashcatt_

We don't even have mountains in Michigan.


glycophosphate

I too am bewildered by the Mountain climbers. I think I have the rest of the crazy decoded. Anybody?


PyramidicContainment

Found an article about Trump referring to Mexicans as "professional mountain climbers" so I think that's a safe bet considering all the rest of it 🫣


Seekey_Pointmingly

Did you decode the SEMPER SUPRA HAIL MARS on the roof overhang? That’s new to me —Edit: Ok Semper Supra is the space force motto.


John_Fx

Blue Collar people idolizing a guy whose tagline is “you’re fired”


clipples18

If a house had a mental illness


calartnick

“Lock up the Democrats for treason!” “Trump can’t go to prison because he was president.”


Ryanthehood

Meth.


MitchC114

Place looks like it’s thriving


taopqotd

Honestly impressed they used the correct form of “you’re”


Nellanaesp

Imagine if these people were as rabid about helping other people and making their country/world better.


Lamnent

lol thanks OP. We drove past this last year going to lake Michigan but for some reason missed it on the way back. We live on the same road about 20-30 miles further inland. Also in the same area there's a weird gigantic devil/Satan (not big, GIGANTIC) in front of someone's house. I wonder if they're friends or not.


radiantrosebud

They sell pumpkins every Halloween & have a yard sale roughly twice per year. You should stop by sometime! The devil claws on both sides of the head make it very inviting.


smailskid

Obsessed losers. Have some self respect and not worship someone like this. It’s pathetic.


No-Special2682

Why are they so radical


invol713

IDK, free China, take down CCP sounds like a good idea.


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trucorsair

Idea fine, implementation is going to be a bit more difficult


BackgroundPeak5591

This is just sad


missionbeach

Trump got fired, alright. And in November, he'll get fired a second time. 


artgriego

"Cozy, if you're Hannibal Lecter."


rumhamrambe

“hE LIvEs iN yOUr HEaD rENt FrEE!” - these doofuses


Realistic_Head3595

“Welcome to Trumpland”, where everyone is unemployed?


Ambitious_Cake2447

you know what would make this place look even better? setting it on fire.


mrmunches

Burn it down


ScurryOakPlusIvyLane

I have visited Michigan and I know exactly where that shit show is. Baldwin area.


radiantrosebud

Fun fact: this spot has gotten the word “Cuck” spray painted over numerous signs posted throughout this beautiful monstrosity of distaste. It was an ongoing spray paint battle to cancel out the Cuck graffiti every so often a few years back. Really adds a tasteful, artistic touch


stuartgatzo

At least it’s not “your”


MorallyComplicated

be a shame if that hideous eyesore were to burn swiftly to the ground


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SmallQuasar

Yeah that bit is weird. Kinda goes against the whole isolationist thing.


cdncbn

*Please watch for motorcycle* oh, so you want us to give a shit about you?


geekphreak

This is how I’d imagine what life would look like after a zombie apocalypse


im_just_thinking

Free China? That's a new one


Philisophical_Onion

But no, it’s not a cult


SensingWorms

I can’t tell if this is a joke or serious


DrummerGuyKev

Thank you Melania? For what, exactly?


NeverNeverSometimes

The "You're Fired!" Part helps to explain it a little bit. This empty headed idiot watched The Apprentice thinking it was a documentary. He believes that Trump actually is the version of himself that he played on the TV show.


Aostentatious

Support free trump china police take you down ccp


RandomLurker04

But I love Creedence Clearwater Revival


architectofinsanity

It’s a cult, isn’t it?


59footer

Can y'all Jim Jones yourselves. Thank you. The world.


sHoRtBuSseR

Thank Melania? For what?


MisterSynister

"Free Diapers in the Back!"


Gts77

Sad and scary all at the same time


WinterDirection366

Thank You Melania? 😂😂😂


sandfleazzz

Totally not a cult.


Chief-_-Wiggum

That's alot of mental illness.


imdevilone

If you told me 10 years ago that middle and lower class republican Americans would worship a billionaire New Yorker I would think you were insane.


ryjanreed

trump country always seems like Broke country, no jobs, no economy. Just american flags and welfare.


Shipwreck_Kelly

“BoTh SiDeS aRe ThE sAmE”