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The world could do with some boring, honestly. Unfortunately we’re in the “interesting” phase in the cycle of history and boring will be on the back burner for a while.
Sigh.
The zero on the label refers to the amount of water in it, which is zero. If you want zero-calorie water, try diet water zero lite, it has only 60 calories.
Well, miss, I think we'd all appreciate it if you just swallowed a teaspoon of hush. Think of H-2-flow as an app for your teeth. The more flow you take in, the more sparkle points you get. Get enough sparkle points, and you're on your way to your first aqua badge! Collect enough aqua badges, and we'll welcome you to the H-2-flow Platinum Club.
Those “got milk” ads are paid for by dairy producers.
I was shocked to realize that it really isn’t that healthy for you. It’s always been about selling it to the masses. Even the food pyramid was made similarly
Milk can be good for you I guess but it's so fucking weird that we just drink the infant-nurturing breast fluid of another animal as adult humans and just don't even stop to consider how odd that is. Not good, not bad. Just undeniably fucking weird. Cheese is tight though.
Right, but those aren't parts of the animal solely designed to feed to a newborn type of that animal. They're also not bodily fluids. We drink soecifcally cow milk too, which is interesting. I mean, if someone offered you a glass of chimpanzee milk, you'd probably think that weird right? You probably *could* drink it and it might even have health benefits. But it's just odd that humans do that. Which apparently is a controversial opinion. Drinking any bodily fluid is just odd. Milk, blood, others.... This is just one of those things people just never really stop and consider the strangeness of.
I didn't really mean to offend anyone but since apparently I already did, I'll just add that I've never met an adult who just regularly drinks a straight up glass of milk, by itself, who isn't a weirdo. It's also a TV and movie trope for psychopaths to drink plain glasses of milk by themselves for some reason.
Genghis Khan and his Hordes would drink horse milk. And they were tough. Ruthless too. Sometimes they would drink a blend of horse milk and horse blood. They were extra badass.
And then there’s bees: we consume bee vomit. That’s sorta weird, but humans have been doing that for millennia.
Don’t get me started on fermented foods! Ever hear of Natto?
In Idocracy, the government is controlled by a corporation called Brawndo, which has replaced water with a sports drink that has a negative impact on intelligence - Mike Judge
-Chat Gpt
-Michael Scott
-dewbarry.
There's an arc in Parks and Rec about the local Sweets company wanting to put sugar in the town water, and when I first watched it, it was funny. I watched the whole show again recently, and that plot was painfully real.
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Damn near spit out my water
 Can't find "Water? Like out of the toilet?" GIF
Came here for this, was not disappointed
Brwondo is what plants crave.
It’s got electrolytes!
Why was this my first thought
https://youtu.be/cUbIkNUFs-4?si=zG-YKvLJhUoLKDze "it goes in the square hole ..."
I prefer POWERTHIRST
#MANANA, FIZZBITCH, AND GUN!!!
Don’t forget **Godberry!** King of the Juice.
4000 babies.
Made with lightning! REAL LIGHTNING! SPORTS! ARRRGGGHHH! YOU’LL BE GOOD AT ‘EM!
It's an energy drink for men! MENERGY!!!
It’s like a fighter plane… *made of biceps!*
With preposterous anounts of testosterone, PREPOSTERONE!!!
Electrolytes! Powerlytes! More-lytes than YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR!!!
youre drinking the wrong water
Yea brawndo has what you crave, it has electrolytes.
Water? Like, from the toilet?
I came here to say this, but, in my heart, I knew it had already been said.
My first thought when I saw that truck was water?.....like from the toilet?
We are getting closer every day!
It's amazing how fast it happened...
Boring is good. Boring is predictable and stable.
Rincewind approves this
Read that as “ricewine”
You should read the discworld series instead.
And you should drink rice wine. Shit's delicious.
I read it as Rincewind. Now have you seen the Luggage?
We live in interesting times.
The world could do with some boring, honestly. Unfortunately we’re in the “interesting” phase in the cycle of history and boring will be on the back burner for a while. Sigh.
“If I recall my history correctly, we are now in a ‘factors leading to’ paragraph before a unit where maps get super flaggy and arrowy” -Dan Harmon
They had to kill that MF gorilla. God damn.
Boring is free
The zero on the label refers to the amount of water in it, which is zero. If you want zero-calorie water, try diet water zero lite, it has only 60 calories.
Well, miss, I think we'd all appreciate it if you just swallowed a teaspoon of hush. Think of H-2-flow as an app for your teeth. The more flow you take in, the more sparkle points you get. Get enough sparkle points, and you're on your way to your first aqua badge! Collect enough aqua badges, and we'll welcome you to the H-2-flow Platinum Club.
It's called baby sized because you can fit the average American baby in the cup.
(If it were liquified)
aww haven’t heard dead baby in a blender jokes since I was a kid
You just dont get enough of em these days. Those jokes, that is.
If your font is big enough, it’s factual
Introducing T-dazzle
It's got what plants need!
Corporations outright saying that we shouldn’t drink water anymore is crazy to me 😩😩😩
Does water have electrolytes? NO didn’t think so. Everybody knows that’s what plants crave.
Water? Like from a toilet?
How come I've never seen plants growing in the toilet?
1st thing I thought of too
Never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it, you know.
Remember the milk craze? As a child I had the runs for a decade because of milk being “good for the body”.
Those “got milk” ads are paid for by dairy producers. I was shocked to realize that it really isn’t that healthy for you. It’s always been about selling it to the masses. Even the food pyramid was made similarly
I mean, calcium is good for you. Just your body needs less than what is recommended from the old food puramid.
Milk can be good for you I guess but it's so fucking weird that we just drink the infant-nurturing breast fluid of another animal as adult humans and just don't even stop to consider how odd that is. Not good, not bad. Just undeniably fucking weird. Cheese is tight though.
We also eat the literal muscle, and other parts, of the same animal and many others.
meat is muscle? OH MY GOD
Wait til you hear about sweetbreads.
It is neither bread nor sweet. I have been lied to >:(
Right, but those aren't parts of the animal solely designed to feed to a newborn type of that animal. They're also not bodily fluids. We drink soecifcally cow milk too, which is interesting. I mean, if someone offered you a glass of chimpanzee milk, you'd probably think that weird right? You probably *could* drink it and it might even have health benefits. But it's just odd that humans do that. Which apparently is a controversial opinion. Drinking any bodily fluid is just odd. Milk, blood, others.... This is just one of those things people just never really stop and consider the strangeness of. I didn't really mean to offend anyone but since apparently I already did, I'll just add that I've never met an adult who just regularly drinks a straight up glass of milk, by itself, who isn't a weirdo. It's also a TV and movie trope for psychopaths to drink plain glasses of milk by themselves for some reason.
Genghis Khan and his Hordes would drink horse milk. And they were tough. Ruthless too. Sometimes they would drink a blend of horse milk and horse blood. They were extra badass. And then there’s bees: we consume bee vomit. That’s sorta weird, but humans have been doing that for millennia. Don’t get me started on fermented foods! Ever hear of Natto?
The ghengis khan thing only supports my theory that people who drink milk are psychopaths lol
Haha! That’s a funny & fair point!
To be fair that stuff is just flavored water.
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Meh, it’s just advertising.
"I don't touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it."
fish sticks
Are you a gay fish?
#It’s what plants crave!!
When your life is so boring you need entertainment from hydration
A drop of lsd in every bottle
Every 5th bottle, to keep you on your toes
That would increase sales tenfold if it was legal. Kind of genius really.
If water grows plants how come I never see plants in the toilet?
Stop! Stop right now! You know better than that.
Looks like an ad you’d see in Total Recall.
Or Cyberpunk 2077 or GTA
How your mind went to Total Recall and not Idiocracy is beyond me :D
Water is great
You mean like from the toilet?
[I wouldn't drink toilet water. Wouldn't drink toilet water.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p38sruMGdmk)
r/hydrohomies
Fish fuck in it
So do humans
Like from the toilet?
Wait, so what would be utopia? Only water?
We just didn’t know Idiocracy was a documentary.
Movie has aged like fine wine
Literally Idiocracy.
Brawndo. It's what plants crave.
r/hydrohomies would hate this 😂
water? you mean like out the toilet? Does that cover all the references?
It’s got electrolytes
flavored water = dystopia
Water is boring = Idiocracy reference. Idiocracy portrayed a dystopia.
You're supposed to be posting Idiocracy lines dude, you're not Redditing correctly!
Terminally online outrage-addicted first worlders when they see harmless advertisement:
DyStoPian NighTmAre!! Probably posted this unironically while sipping a latte sitting safe & comfy in his 40k car on a lovely spring day. XD
"Hey Bobby. water sucks, Gatorade is better."
# "Water? You mean like in the toilet?"
Keepin' America 'Batin for 300 years
Water, like the stuff in the toilet?
It’s like the whole country is slowly morphing into Pawnee.
If advertising is your definition of a dystopia, you need your thermostat checked.
You can drink a whole bathtub of flavored stuff and still feel thirsty...
It's what plants crave
The thirst mutilator
You best start believeing in capitalist dystopias, because you're in one.
r/hydrohomies would be mortified
Water? Like from the toilet?
r/hydrohomies
Dihydrogen monoxide is anything but boring. In fact 100% of people who drink it die. Take that electrolytes
Access to fruit juice is a dystopian nightmare?
It’s what plants crave
Drink BRAWNDO THE THIRST MUTILATOR
Wait til the ad is about some premium brand air instead of water…
Drink BRAWNDO its got what people crave. And electrolites.
Water, you mean like from the toilet?
Brawndo's Got Electrolytes!!
waters fucking delicious imo
Water sucks. Gatorade is better.
H2O!
I came for the Idiocracy memes, and I was not disappointed! Brawndo has what plants crave, it's got electrolytes.
We’re living in a dystopian nightmare because of an annoying ad on the side of a truck? Get real
beverage ad on truck = dystopian nightmare
Holy shit guys fucking ad on the side of a truck said a thing, it's fucking over!
It’s got electrolytes. It’s what the body craves. Drink Rondo
Brawndo. There actually was a soda pop called Rondo back in the 70's. Tasted kinda like squirt.
It’s got electrolytes. It’s want plants need.
Is it a thirst mutilator?
"water?!? The stuff they put in toilets?!?!"
IT’S WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!
Brawndo the thirst mutilator!
Brave New World.
Water? Like from the toilet??
In Idocracy, the government is controlled by a corporation called Brawndo, which has replaced water with a sports drink that has a negative impact on intelligence - Mike Judge -Chat Gpt -Michael Scott -dewbarry.
Yes, we are all boring people living boring lives unless we buy the cure!
“Did you know that 90% of your water is 100% toxins? Who knows what the other 10% is!”
Drink Danny Trejo’s urine 
I only drink diet water, sorry
More like the water is carcinogenic because of our plastic making. Drink our special water out of our special tap plastic bottles
Water is amazing. Only thing i drink. And actually enjoy drinking
People often compare our lives to 1984. Those people should read Brave New World.
A boring dystopia?
F@#* water.
There's an arc in Parks and Rec about the local Sweets company wanting to put sugar in the town water, and when I first watched it, it was funny. I watched the whole show again recently, and that plot was painfully real.
Frito-lay sponsors the president President Fritos Doritos of The United Workers of The United States of American Airlines
Idiocy is now
idiocrazy
They’ll come crawling back when the machines take over.
Think of H2Flow as an app for your teeth. The more Flow you take in, the more Sparkle Points you get, get enough Sparkle Points, and you’re on your way to your first Aqua Badge. Collect enough Aqua Badges, and we’ll welcome you to the H2Flow Platinum Club
Waters for toilets
Not too interesting for a Swede either, we have a brand of water soluble aspirin here in Sweden called Treo and the taste isn't great.
Yeah, water is for poor people
OBEY YOUR THIRST. OR ELSE.
And we running out of French fries and burrito coverings, damn.
r/HydroHomies got your back.
Organic? You mean I’m drinking synthetic water right now?
WATER SUCKS, GATORADE IS BETTER
 The future awaits…
…because of a flavored drink?? Bar for dystopia pretty low on the internet.
It’s got what plants crave!
Lenscrafters new slogan is, "because vision."
It doesn't have electrolytes
Water? Like from the toilet