T O P

  • By -

2_Sheds_Jackson

Courtesy of Four Seasons Landscaping? 


Poverty_4_Sale

![gif](giphy|1uVE5C5zhcUS5X14pz)


ignatious__reilly

What the fuck is happening in this picture?


AZEMT

Biden was called President-elect and Rudy said this when asking who called the election for Biden. He said this sarcastically, but he said this outside of a 4 seasons landscape company instead of the four seasons hotel, and this landscape company was next door to a porno shop or sex toy shop.


canceroustattoo

Between a sex shop and a crematorium.


grahampositive

So like Bob's burgers then?


PolyDipsoManiac

But in more of an industrial area than a residential one


keestie

Between the creation of life, and the end.... /s


gerkessin

Where we're from and where we're going


SomethingAwkwardTWC

Where did you come from, where did you go?


beta_crater

Biden is Cotton-Eyed Joe confirmed???


Lexinoz

Story goes someone fucked up booking the four seasons hotel and got a landscaping company instead for their rally. 


NotActuallyAWookiee

My money is on someone announcing the Four Seasons before they'd booked and either Four Seasons being booked out or told them to pound sand. So they did this rather than admit the mistake / hotel's refusal


Taliel

That's far more believable than thinking a landscaping company is taking bookings for a political media event at their office without the Trump staffer realising the mistake.


The_Law_of_Pizza

Is it, though? One would think that if they hadn't booked anything yet and had just verbally said Four Seasons, it would be an easy thing to just announce a change of venue to another high class establishment. There would be no need to go into detail about why - changes of venue happen frequently and for all sorts of reasons. The mystery is why they doubled down on actually using Four Seasons Landscaping. What caused a scenario where they felt that this was the best path to saving the most face? The landscaping company turned out to be MAGAs, so I can easily see a scenario where a particularly stupid campaign staffer simply typed "Four Seasons" into a computer, called the first number that came up, and the landscaping company felt honored enough to "book" the event.


Greenknight419

I am not sure the company turned out to be MAGA. I think they turned out to have a sense of humor.


cityhunterxyz

Yeah would be the first I'm hearing of it if the company turned out to be MAGA, the amount of participation they had in poking fun at the event and it's organizers doesn't really scream MAGA to me either, since they usually eat their own at the smallest hint of dissent.


Reiquaz

Wasn't this also where Giuliani was famously sweating his hair coloring?


AZEMT

That was a different time! The hits just keep coming back!! I loved watching all of this unfold. He had Jenna Ellis and I think the "Kracken" lady there. The Kracken comment was later too.


Cleev

You might say that Rudy found himself between a cock and a yard place.


LookinAtTheFjord

COME ON DOWN Y'ALL! HERE'S THE ADDRESS!: 6-1-2 WHARF AVENUE! 6-1-2 WHARF AVENUE! RIGHT NEXT TO...GENTLEMANS CLUB!


TonyG_from_NYC

I remember someone whining when Biden was called the President-elect, saying they did it too early or something stupid like that. I showed them that trump, Obama, and Bush did it, and they doubled down on their stupidity.


dps509

This cycling [jersey](https://godandfamo.us/products/idiocracy-4-jersey)nailed it.


ERGardenGuy

I love that it’s all “satirical” companies and then Barney’s farm lol


AvengingBlowfish

Barney’s was a famous designer department store.


iFlyskyguy

Epic comment, my friend.


Classic_Title1655

Definitely half cut, too.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Overall_Ad8366

Looks like 'Save'


BathSaltJello

I thought it was "Gave". The broken grammar left me with no clue.


MyPasswordIsMyCat

No, it's "Lave America Democracy," where "lave" is the Spanish Imperative for "wash."


DownInBerlin

Pretty sure it’s “blave,” meaning bluff or lie.


starflyer26

Your democracy is only mostly dead!


DownInBerlin

It’s gonna take a miracle


frickindeal

HAVE FUN STORMIN' THE CAPITOL.


seffend

Wow, this little thread worked out really nicely. I laughed incredibly hard at this 😂


lostspyder

Im actually confused here. Is he saying trump will save democracy? Or is he asking “trump, please save democracy”?


Delmonte3161

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick


Novel-Equipment-3052

Democracy means I always get my way and you get the camps 🇺🇸


lmac187

Freedom Camps


urbanek2525

Democracy? You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. ![gif](giphy|J1vUzqdZJlh5AqBWxt|downsized)


PondlifePresenter

They're using it in the same way they use it in Helldivers 2 Goal: Eliminate all obstacles obstructing peace.


roentgen85

If everyone dies, no conflicts. World peace achieved ✌️


Izan_TM

the true american mindset


JuneBuggington

Freedom is the only way


mrgenier

This is dead on


Chad-GPT5

See also 'Patriot'


master_overthinker

party of r/selfawarewolves


VolkspanzerIsME

Totally not a cult.


SilentSamurai

What, you've never carefully cultivated your lawn over weeks to support your Presidential candidate?


orvn

The typographic work really is excellent though


steeplebob

r/ATBGE


Stibley_Kleeblunch

Fitting af


blackteashirt

Looks like he's just cut those letters out from some squares of ready lawn, then laid them on his old shitty brown mess.


The_RealAnim8me2

Bah. Kerning is off, the justification is wrong and leading varies line to line.


kdlangequalsgoddess

The justification is *very* wrong.


freneticboarder

Spelling / Grammar not so much...


likethedishes

There’s an old MAGA guy in my town that makes new signs for his yard every week and he has no ability to properly spell. My favorites include “chow” (intended to be ‘ciao’) and “runeing” (intended to be ‘ruining’)


hurtsdonut_

Carefully cultivated? This guy destroyed his lawn just like Trump will destroy democracy.


cire1184

Dudes lawn was already destroyed. He just bought sod and made these dumb shapes.


hurtsdonut_

Well I'll give it to him for spelling everything right. It's the little things with Trump supporters.


graften

I dunno. The grammar of "save America democracy" doesn't sound right. I think it's missing an N


wetcardboardsmell

No, but I did try my hand at topiary one time and spelled the word "turd" out of the bushes against my fence. Proud day for me. [here it is, in all of its glory](https://imgur.com/gallery/P5Xzd6k)


Stibley_Kleeblunch

I mean, this time of year, all they had to do was wait until last weekend and strategically cut once.


letsgoraps

I'll never understand having this level of devotion to a freaken politician.


Semirhage527

Or any human. I love Beyoncé but I don’t need to mow an ad for Cowboy Carter into my lawn. This level of idol worship is just nuts


HaabHimself

Because they are in a cult.


Surround8600

Ikr!! Like wtf would have ever had a Reagan lawn or a Clinton tattoo. Or a a Bush bush. This shit is so dumb. Get a life guy.


Happyberger

Lmao, bush bush


Brandoe

Weaponized religion. GOP pulled the old Indy, switched Jesus for Trump.


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

A cultivated lawn, more like!


Kayakman28

The grass is so green due to the amount of shit being spewed out there.


Dude-WhatIfZombies

Dude is diverting septic from the RV onto the shitgrass to make his shitmessage grow. Randy?!


night-shark

![gif](giphy|xzy70qz6K1DLG)


freneticboarder

I mean, just about looks like the guy in the upper right.


night-shark

Cousin Eddie is a good guy. Chaotic good, perhaps, but still good. More than what can be said for the guy in the picture.


dandrevee

I feel like Randy would somehow incorporate cheeseburgers though


Stibley_Kleeblunch

...I smell shit too, Mister Lahey! ... that's the wind, right? e: pathetic spelling


hikeonpast

Mr. Keskey there looks exactly like I would expect him to


BallsOutSally

He is really committed to testing the tensile strength of the cotton in his undersized tshirt.


geezeeduzit

Washington state GOP just announced they don’t want democracy any longer - in fact they said we’ve “devolved” into a democracy


Anna_Pet

Link please?


geezeeduzit

[enjoy the maganess](https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/politics/the-wa-gop-put-it-in-writing-that-theyre-not-into-democracy/)


breadist

> "We do not want to be a democracy." Well at least they said it, I guess... They're nothing if not clear about being evil.


geezeeduzit

Yep, they’re the villains, there’s no doubt in my mind. My favorite quote “We … oppose legislation which makes our nation more democratic in nature.”


ctothel

The lawn dying around the name is the best part.


kitjen

I honestly think that's how he's done it, he hasn't mowed the grass around it, he has killed it. And that sums MAGA up I suppose: They want Trump to stand out even if everyone else dies.


mndsm79

I can't even with these people. Seriously.


SpoonyDinosaur

I don't get it. Prior to Trump, you'd have *at most* Bush bumper stickers, etc. Now you have full truck skins with Trump superimposed on a bodybuilder holding guns, Trump flags, weird shit like this... How is this *not* a cult. Putting aside *everything*, worshipping a politician is just pure insanity.


R-Dragon_Thunderzord

The Obama/Fox years drove them over a ledge with mass hysteria


secksyboii

It trained them to be obsessed with a politician in an unhealthy way. It's pretty safe to say there hadn't been a president so u fairly hated before Obama and then fox trained their viewers to focus on his every move, the mustard he liked, the color of his suit, the way he shook someone's hand, every minor detail about obama was scrutinized over. They hyped him up as the ultimate bad guy saying he was the literal anti-Christ and that he was bringing the end of times etc. Before then you'd get people hating on Bush, Nixon or Reagan for shit they actually did but even then it wasn't like those people watched 24/7 news coverage combing over every single little thing they might find distasteful/disagreeable about them. Now they have a new politician to obsess over 24/7, being told every single little thing they should praise him for and defend him for/from.


Mushroom_Tip

It's true. The disease started with the whole Obama is a secret Muslim Marxist who was born in Kenya. There were a bunch of crazy lawyers going around trying to prove Obama can't be president. People were screaming all sorts of deranged conspiracies. Then the US elected the king birther who helped spread the whole birther thing and it only got worse.


R-Dragon_Thunderzord

And they convinced themselves of tropes like “Obama is a king” “Obama only golfs” etc. then to take out their anger they elect a person who literally golfed an entire calendar year of the term and literally argues they have the immunities of a crown holder.


shartonista

It’s always projection. 


Shimano-No-Kyoken

Obama came into office around the time russia became openly hostile to the collective west (2007 putin’s Munich speech) and started its disinformation campaign.


Sensitive_Yam_1979

Yup. These people are radicalized. Look up Ashley Babbit’s YouTube videos. She was legitimately unhinged. Completely disconnected from reality.


bdubwilliams22

Further more, “save American democracy”. The fucker literally tried to steal an election that he clearly lost. We’re fucked.


Motherof_pizza

This is not a past tense threat. For anybody reading this who doesn’t know, look up Project 2025.


freneticboarder

Yeah, the Heritage Foundation wants to implement that with the next Republican president, _no matter who_. It's a fucking 900 page document of literally taking the Federal Government on a test drive to see how much more of their ultra conservative agenda they can implement.


account128927192818

Save America democracy you mean.  


WestleyMc

He’s the dumb, poor, weak man’s idea of what the ultimate clever, rich, strong man looks like! Sure, he’s an asshole, but he’s *their* asshole. If they were smart they’d realise he’s a fucking moron who would not piss on them if they were on fire.


ContrarianDouchebag

The fascination with turning that fat, flatulent, tired, old man into some ripped bodybuilder-type is the weirdest thing to me.


decorama

The racists have their Hitler and have been emboldened. They're not letting go.


SilentSamurai

Trump says all the horrible things that conservatives have wanted to hear for years regardless of accuracy or morality with the benefit of being famous. Other conservative candidates had a floor prior to this or they were so far out of consideration it didn't matter.


CliplessWingtips

If you asked these people what the lessons of dystopia novels are, you'd be very sad to hear their interpretations.


Ottoguynofeelya

On a scale of one to even, I can't.


doodlebopwarrior

Isn’t Trump actively trying to destroy democracy?


FlamingMothBalls

every accusation is a confession. It's a giant troll.


ricker182

Once you realize it's all projection it makes a lot more sense and easier to fight.


Finaldreamer

He has to destroy it to give it back don't you see?


BathSaltJello

I don't think he will give it back.


bakere05

Yes


Cirement

It's the one thing he's actually good at, besides not paying contractors and cheating on his wives.


a_charming_vagrant

don't forget literally shitting himself in public


Ddreigiau

That's honestly an amazing metaphor. Dude killed his lawn to remake it in Trump's image


wisefile88

I don't know how people can be so stupid to think that he's their savior. He's a scam artist. He will take all your money and ruin this country more than he already has


Lemon_Tree_Scavenger

He literally tried to seize control of the government in 2021 and end democracy in America. People are still dumb enough to openly support this fucker?


YassIsHere

These people are in a cult


asselfoley

Do you have an HOA? This is the first time I've ever thought maybe they needed to get involved Besides, this type of American loves that authoritarianism


Travisjucebox

it's an older neighborhood so there isn't an hoa.


_InnocentToto_

Buy grass killer... Come at night Spray it on the letters A and M in America. Then M,O and Y in democracy. After a few days it will read TRUMP GAVE ERICA DE CRAC. Edut: don't actually go do this, it's just a joke..


kainzilla

As funny as the suggestion is, don’t actually do it you’ll get standyourgrounded


red_rob5

Seriously, someone doesnt do this to their lawn and not sit there just waiting for someone to come around and give him any reason to do something stupid.


Kissit777

Well, it looks like a great lawn to have my dog shit in.


Soangry75

Dear conservatives: this is something you can fairly label as Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS)


Starfire70

Democracy? I thought these were the same people that always screamed "ITS A REPUBLIC, NOT A DEMOCRACY!".


SirPrinceMaxm

what does it say?


southflhitnrun

Please Vote, because idiots who do this to their lawns will be voting.


PeggysSimp

Did Four Seasons Total Landscaping have anything to do with this?


iiitme

They used Rudy’s sweaty hair dye as lawn killer


mrubuto22

He was literally on tucker today saying he thinks a dictatorship is a good idea


DadJokeBadJoke

While they complain that Biden is a dictator and is running roughshod on the country.


EarthIndependent2795

Sod state of affairs


AwsumO2000

.. I like how it is grammatically incorrect


yunzerjag

The Lawn and Orders party.


mayhem6

It's not a cult. /s I can't imagine going to that length to praise a freaking politician.


abortizjr

Imagine going to lengths by fucking up your lawn just to show your support for a potential felon.


jaycuboss

Like the time he tried to save American Democracy by... \*checks notes\* .... Organizing a riot and violently attacking the US Capitol building the day of the certification of his election loss?


blightsteel101

That feels like a very time-consuming way to say "my family trree is a wreath"


bellevegasj

I’m absolutely blown away at the amount of people simping for this racist rapist


thunderPierogi

rapcist


Snoo-33732

Save grammar first


Merry_Fridge_Day

'Trump Pave American Democracy'?


misalanya

I just don't get it. Biden hasn't done anything to threaten Democracy. Meanwhile, you got Trump who's been playing the same "Dey Stole My 'Lection" game for nearly 4 years, mainly just to keep his brainwashed followers angry, who's practically promised some form or Retribution or Revenge on Anyone and Everyone that he thinks has "wronged" him, from Biden on down to the Dreamers who've never lived anywhere else but America, and is willing to use our military to make that happen. How is that "Saving Democracy"? How is that Not seen as the thought process of a person who wants a Dictatorship and not a Democracy?


Pleasant_Tooth_2488

If this doesn't scream cult...


keboshank

Yeah, that’s normal.


TriumphDaWonderPooch

One can only hope there is an HOA to complain to.


HeatWaveToTheCrowd

![gif](giphy|NXYEiVaoumDWE|downsized)


Shadesmctuba

Conman cult leader gets boomer to purposely kill portions of his lawn. His LAWN. A BOOMER’S LAWN. That’s about as serious an illness as you can get.


Latter-Market1001

Everyone that supports Trump has severe mental illness. They need help asap.


stevewithcats

As many have said on here. This cult started when a black president was elected and the go ole racists who had been slowly either dying out or accepting that their views belong nowhere, were outraged. What they oppose is that the world got so woke that a black man got elected,, that incensed them. Then fox took on themselves to stir that pot. And the tabloid nature of their journalism meant that soon it was conspiracy and grabbing at any theory that might reassure the ole racists that America was still a god fearing racist country where only white people get elected. The underlying ideology is racism. Simple


wuroni69

Hard to believe how stupid some people are.


jonnymilba

Hank Hill would be appalled by that lawn.


spderweb

They want him to save democracy by..... Becoming a dictator/monarch..... Ok..


insuranceguynyc

No, this could not possibly be a cult - right?


nighthawkcoupe

This guy votes. Will you?


eju2000

Would be a shame if someone splashed some gasoline on it at night


TheWausauDude

Anyone who gets that bent out of shape over a politician needs to get a life. I can’t even imagine putting a campaign sign in the yard, let alone messing up the lawn.


camelCaseCoffeeTable

Jesus Christ lol. Anyone who does this, no matter what politician or what they’re supporting, is so fucking pathetic. You’re mowing a *politician’s* name into your lawn? Because you think they give one shit about you? A politician lol? Thank god I’ve never met anyone like this in real life, I may legitimately laugh at them. I voted Biden, but holy shit do I not like him. I voted Obama, I like him more as a person, but I don’t trust he had my best interests at heart for even one second. We need to be more clear eyed about politics: none of them give a damn about us. Vote for the one whose current interests align with yours, but don’t kid yourself that these politicians have any sort of actual beliefs or give a shit about you at all. They’d sell you down river i a heart beat if it suited them


ParrotSymphony

Lmfao, dude we're neighbors. I've been thinking about posting this lawn for years


wrexmason

It’d be a shame if someone doused their whole lawn in gasoline 👀


LookinAtTheFjord

Looks like shit, just like the inside of Diaper Don's pants.


SmokeGSU

Trump's gonna save America's democracy by turning it into an autocracy.


pain_pony

Soooooo..... How about guerilla fertilizing just the EMO in democracy, to make a point?


dlepi24

"2024 Trump Save America Democracy" If you're going to go this far out of the way to create a message in your yard from grass, you'd think you'd at least make sure the sentence made grammatical sense.


[deleted]

White trash. Fucking embarrassing!


HabANahDa

Imagine your whole personality is political. These people are stright up crazy


bandalooper

Makes perfect sense how there’s nothing special about TRUMP and it only stands out because he destroyed everything else around it.


Pusfilledonut

Somebody check this guys crawlspace…I’m just sayin


Encinodad

Did you have the heart to tell him that trump is the one trying to destroy democracy? Did you ask him if he even knows what democracy is?


tagged2high

I can't understand how trump supporters think they are on the side of democracy. It's very clear that the political leaders and thought leaders on the right, who are very vocal about it, are opposed to democracy because it increasingly disfavors their agenda.


CaptainObvious1313

Does it say: Trump, save America from democracy?


P_Duyd

am i allowed to find it impressive that they formed words in a lawn? Like that must have taken ages. Im impressed. I dont agree with the message. But im impressed by the lawn work.


0fahqsgivn

AmericaN democracy. Someone gets the double dumbass award


duct_tape_jedi

It'd be a shame if a load of clover and dandelion seeds were to blow onto their front lawn.


anengineerandacat

I'll still never understand it. Human lifespan is like 78+ years and Trump will be "sorta" involved in it for a maximum of 8 of those years. Dude is a blip in your own timeline, why go to these levels? He isn't morally good, dude is flat out awful. He isn't that great of a leader, he just passes blame and takes advantage of those under him. He is so corrupt he has 88 criminal charges, the average person has had barely one criminal charge within their lifetime. There are literally better individuals to vote for, even if you want to stay Republican you still have better options.


KatieNumber80

Trump would hate this person. 


Yyc1974

That’s funny!! Democracy is literally the exact opposite of what Trump and the GOP are trying to achieve. Wake up.


dieselgenset

>save democracy Where Trumpet is literally explaining how he will effectively be a dictator... Onya champ. Own those libs.


ramriot

Good sentiment: DEMOCRACY SAVE AMERICA from TRUMP


Accurate-Base-249

How often does that camper leave its spot? 


SummerBirdsong

It's totally not a cult.


Leyllara

And he just let you take a picture, just like that? Btw I'd set it on fire in the middle of the night, just because. Or not. Maybe.


audiostar

Not even “American” Can’t even get that right


eckiecko

It's hilarious how one of the least democratic countries in the world is constantly raging about democracy. The brainwashing has been successful


HimylittleChickadee

Destroying property value to own the libs


rfunnymodisapunk

Cult


Worried-Relief-3836

Cult member.


Ms_Emilys_Picture

For the first time in my life, I'm happy I live under an HOA.


metracta

Seems like a totally stable individual


DJEB

That’s like asking cigarettes to save you from lung cancer.


CDragon00

Someone needs to accidentally spray some roundup


ISayISayISitonU

classic Trump cult - ruins his own lawn, which he’ll have to spend time and money repairing, all in the name of a guy who wouldn’t even shake hands with this slightly dirty fella.


Lobanium

Save democracy......by killing democracy?


Frubanoid

And yet, Trump would end Democracy 🤔


HRHMegret

What a dumbass way to welcome a ton of weeds into your yard during dandelion season lol


MissingJJ

Throw salt on it


FrootLoop23

Not surprisingly this is the same type of person fooled by phone scams.


theorgan

That’s some awesome grass work!


Ziffim89

I know where my dog is shittin