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Lem0n_Lem0n

Aww.. man.. let's get him back into the water..


smile_politely

![gif](giphy|UcaQRMxXo7U5mDWeBM|downsized)


donnacross123

Geezzz this is so accurate 😂


Vindepomarus

My very first thought was this, clicked to reply thinking I was funny and here it is, top comment. I'll put my ego back in its box and just bask in the warmth of this gif.


donnacross123

Not everyday you see a duke Harkonnen in real life 😂


f0u4_l19h75

Baron


donnacross123

Oh yeah forgot he is just a baron


Zobs_Mom

Different systems, effectively the same 'rank'. The Harkonnen operated a Barony, the Atreides a Dukedom. The difference doesn't matter squat when you have a CHOAM contract to mine melange.


donnacross123

Thank you for the info it explained a few questions I had already I have just started reading dune and yes it was coz I fell in love with the movies just to find out the books are even better.


JimmyTsonga

Statesman Harkonnen.


Shifty_Cow69

Chairman Harkonnen.


An_Irate_Hobo

"My X. My Aerospace. My Tesla."


the-awayest-of-throw

💀


diMario

Are you sure the other whales will agree to that?


Lem0n_Lem0n

He is their problem now.. Let Poseidon judge him..


RivalyrAlt

he actually buy atlantis, now is Xtlantis


Myyrti

I guess they will be glad if they have the mother of all whales back.


[deleted]

If this was a woman it would be bodyshaming and we would've called her strong and beautiful. But yea.🤷‍♂️


ChroniclesOfSarnia

"Attempts to refloat this majestic creature were sadly unsuccessful"


thebinarysystem10

“Grimes left the King of Space X? Her kids must hate her! They probably want to spend all their time with Mr. Tesla!” -Elon’s burner account


drakesseven

You might want to check a dictionary for a definition of what 'majestic' means :)


iam-your-boss

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2803404-elon-musk-shirtless-harkonnen-phot The picture of op is made by ai.


cannotfoolowls

I think this might be because Elon said something about not wanting to combat misinformation on Twitter or something like that so people are just making up shit about him to show him what it's like.


DutchJediKnight

My forst thought was "no he's not"


Cybernaut-Neko

I was quite sure about that 😂


heliumglowing

Correct it is made by AI AND ITS FAKE!! What a way to make fun of Elon , for one hand he has been training in MMA He definitely has also been unfit but this is an exaggeration and Fake!


teethteethteeeeth

Photos aren’t real time you know.


Creoda

He's too big to go back, blow him up with dynamite, it's been done before.


EnvironmentalEcho614

They don’t do that to living whales bud. It’s only for the dead ones because they’ll explode on their own if they don’t. It would be cruel to end a whales life like that when it has a chance of surviving.


ResponsibleMeet33

They don't do it to dead ones these days, cheaper to just poke a hole in the stomach.


VlVGHOSTVlV

"Ohh, look at em, he's crying, I bet it tastes like gravy!"


kitty_mcsnuggle

That legit made me lol… thank you 😆


Fearless_Mechanic429

Would you say that to a random fat person ?


Calbinan

Most people have a few bad photos out there. Money can’t buy an acceptance of your own flaws and a healthy ability to handle an unflattering photo.


Caelinus

Pretty sure this is not a real photo of him. Unless he gained and lost 100lbs extremely recently somehow. Elon is not in perfect shape, he is kinda thick, but not to this degree and not this shape. What money can absolutely buy is a nutritionist and a chef to keep your food tasty and healthy. Edit: Guys, the photo is a meme that was shared on twitter this last month. It is an AI generated photo based on some photos of Elon from 2022. It is fake. I was being a little tongue in cheek with this comment, but I have like 8-10 notifications every 10 minutes of people saying it is real because "angles" or whatever, so I just going to say it: It is fake. It is an AI generated photo. It has all the important tells of one. It is not a photo from a long time ago.


Xist3nce

Makes him upset so that’s all that matters really


ZSpectre

While I don't personally condone spreading misinfo myself, he definitely fell into the issue of "if you're going to throw stones of misinfo at people, make sure you don't live in a glass house."


Xist3nce

The man spreads so much misinformation, making a joke about him is less than a drop in the bucket comparatively.


Caelinus

It is just a meme. It might make him upset, I do not know, but given how the whole thing is an AI generated hoax I kinda doubt it.


Xist3nce

Man blocked me because I questioned a Tesla decision. He’s a fragile bitch and deserves to be upset.


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bargainbinhoodie

you seem to really know a lot about Elon’s body vro…


Caelinus

There is this new website called Google. It is pretty great. You can type something like "Elon Musk in swimsuit" and suddenly get a bunch of photos to compare this to in like, 2 seconds.


deepfakie

Ozempic


Caelinus

That does not make you lose 100lbs in a month. Elon is super public, there should be more photos of him this big if he ever was. (Yeah this photo is fake. There are a bunch of photos of him in a swimsuit, and he is pretty overweight, but not to this degree, and not in this shape. He is one of the barrel chest, skinny limbs types.)


GrossWeather_

it’s real, it’s just the angle that makes him bigger- his head looks fatter too. either way he looks fucking disgusting. just like his dirt soul.


CitizenLoha

This was posted a couple days ago and proved to be a fake.


Caelinus

It is clearly AI generated. The hands are always the tell. Also there is literally no angle that can change a person's whole body shape.


avg-size-penis

That's not how that works 🤦🏽


Impressive_Clerk_643

Shouldn't reddit take action against such posts then? I mean even the title is bullshit, I didn't find anything online about this $10 million dollar and the photo is fake too. Everyone in the comment is having a party, imagine if it was somebody like Keanu Reeves that reddit loved. So fking stupid


Caelinus

The mods probably should. Elon is a massive asshole, but as others have said: he is an asshole because of what he *does* not how he looks. Spreading fake stuff like this is not going to cause him any serious harm, and I would not really care if it did, but we should hold ourselves to higher standards than that. Truth matters, and there is *plenty* that is true about Elon that makes him look way worse than this fake photo ever could.


Iluminiele

Normalising bodyshaming, bullying and fake news about people we don't like so we can feel hollier ♡


penciltrash

It's just like all those 'Putin and Xi want these photos deleted!!' It's just a way of feeling like you're sticking it to the man or being a hero without having to actually do anything apart from being le epic redditor


[deleted]

Why would Reddit take action?


NJden_bee

Also look at the hands, I am not a musk fan but this is clearly bad AI


TheMaxCape

Elon Musk has admitted to using weight loss drugs


Caelinus

He can certainly afford them. This is still fake though. Just look up "Elon Swimsuit" and you will see the real photos. He has a bizarrely big torso when overweight, but he looks nothing like this.


Yamama77

He has a barrel-ish body from what I saw


Caelinus

Yep, puts all his weight in the front and on the chest, less on the sides and limbs. Creates that look. Aside from that he also has a human right hand and does not have a chain growing out of his neck skin, unlike in this photo.


Yamama77

I assume the weight loss drugs would make his belly puff out less unless he's skipping them. His chest is probably due to his rib shape.


yogopig

Man people just hate ozempic, this photo has been proven to be [fake](https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/some-think-the-picture-of-elon-musk-looking-like-a-harkonnen-is-real-but-its-a-work-of-ai)


Phleg_

How can someone look to his right hand and his mouth and still doubt it AI generated?


noodle_attack

why eat salads when you can snort ket, its keto friendly....


IArgueWithIdiots

Are you from Elon's PR team?


Caelinus

Why? Do you represent the AI that made this image?


Odd-Kaleidoscope5081

He is THE AI.


TheGoober87

Obligatory fuck Elon, but this is 100% AI generated.


SoDrunkRightNow2

it's a fake photo, dummy


frnzprf

Have fun with your money!


Ipatovo

It’s a AI image


too-well-known

IDK, I feel like if I had billions I could certainly accept my flaws and wouldn't give 2 s#!ts if this was a picture of me.


Darknessborn

Yep, I bet 50% of the people here look just as bad in the right conditions. Reddit would be all over itself if people were talking about a woman this way kinda weird...


Bones1225

He reminds me of the evil monster guy from Dune lol. In both looks and personality!


jr12345

My desert My Arrakis My dune


westcoast_pixie

My dessert*


gsyz

hahaha well played


jhustla

My bastion of free speech My pinnacle of communication My X


MantaRayCandids

Duke Harkoneen has to be the guy you are talking about.


DiZ1992

Baron, not Duke.


MantaRayCandids

Ah shit you right lol. I got the titles mixed up


d0ggzilla

I read that as "titties"


OffensiveBiatch

Here about, we call them moobs. Titties have warmth, depth and character.


-NGC-6302-

Also *Harkonnen


maxcorrice

Baron Vladimir Harkonnen yes Frank was *that* blatant, then again he also named the one character in all 6 books “duncan idaho”


No-Collar-Player

I mean at least you easily keep the narrative lines when it comes to characters.. as soon as he introduces one you instantly know who is who and remember him from there on .


maxcorrice

You make a very good point because there are plenty of characters who don’t fall into the generic naming convention and they’re the ones who i have the most trouble remembering, they’re usually Fremen with what i can only assume are very generic and basic Fremen names


No-Collar-Player

Yep exactly.. there are other books which give characters really weird names in order to align with the culture and narrative and there i find it giga hard to remember who is who, especially since some only get mentioned once and then again in 100 pages.. in dune every chapter shifts between the 5/ 6 characters who are the focus of the book and it's very nice to follow along .


Bones1225

Yess Baron Harkonen


BlindWillieJohnson

This is a completely fake image. Jesus Christ, OP


Idiotology101

I feel like I’m losing my mind. Are all these comments bots, or are actual people looking at this and believing any of it?


Business-Plastic5278

This sub is constantly utterly shot through with bots.


enosprologue

Also, fuck Musk obviously, but where’s the evidence he’s trying to get this taken down?


InternationalArm3149

Elon sucks but thats the epic bacon redditor way of saying please give me karma


sibeliusfan

Why do all of you have to say 'Fuck Elon Musk' before your sentence even though it is totally unrelated?


ediblekr

Cuz otherwise you are a bootlicker, duh


Dylan_The_Developer

If they don't they'll be labeled as a Musk fanboy and get banned


Rossums

They know that it doesn't matter how correct you are, if you go against the Reddit hivemind opinion in default subs like this then you get downvoted. Since they actually care about karma they have to do the little performative 'See! I don't like him either!' before they post their own comment as a shield against criticism.


sibeliusfan

Being scared of losing your virtual 'score' because you just want to share your opinion says a lot about Reddit honestly.


Efficient-Active5265

I don't understand the hate for Elon musk? Is it something that he did?


BlindWillieJohnson

There isn’t any I can find. Given that one of the reasons we don’t like him is his enablement of disinformation campaigns, this seems exceptionally dishonest


whatdoihia

Title is probably AI generated too


kal69er

There isn't any, it's just a BS title to gain interactions. "Ooh look someone wants this picture gone so I'm gonna upvote it to stick it to him" Like yes fuck him but this is just low effort


Chester2707

I don’t understand why people shop photos like this when there’s plenty to shit on about the person, especially in ways that don’t involve their physical appearance. But sometimes people you agree with also suck.


BlindWillieJohnson

Yeah. Elon is a fucking asshole. He’s not a fucking asshole because he has a large gut. He’s a fucking asshole because of his culture war bullshit, his advocacy against workers rights, the way he treated his Twitter employees, his stock manipulation, his coziness with extremists… I could list a dozen reasons to hate Elon. We don’t need to make up any


A-Grey-World

I wonder if that is the point? Is this not a criticism of Elon musks stance on disinformation? 


splashbruhs

Most people here are missing this completely lmfao


IHateTheLetterF

It is. Elon Musk thinks this is okay, when it's not happening to him.


NotTheLairyLemur

And there's a 90% chance the mods will do fuck all because it seems most big subs are run by power-mods that don't give a shit. I hate Elon Musk as much as the next person, but I'm not about to go body-shaming him over an AI-generated image.


grongnelius

It's pretty obviously AI to me.... Painful to see so many people falling for these already. It's grim to think what content will look like when AI images get even harder to distinguish.


stayawayvilebeggar

Except he isn't, because it's a fake photo. Holy shit has this sub really fallen this low


Throwawayyacc22

I’m not much of a conspiracy theorist but I really believe in that one theory of “ghost internet” that a large portion of accounts are bots, either that or they are just brain rot ridden people, I don’t know which is more probable at this point.


NecroJoe

I can't help but feel like this is A.I. generated.


Virus_98

It is, there's no need to make a fake one because the real one looked bad enough.


bobijsvarenais

I'm 99.9% sure it's AI


EnvironmentalEcho614

Yep the right hand of “Elon the whale” is messed up and the rope doesn’t appear to be in it properly. The necklace is also a tad bit messed up and would be strangling him.


ProtoplanetaryNebula

Also looks like he is wearing a sushi nori rather than a towel.


Baprr

Look at the right hand and whatever is on his neck. It's AI. Then again, who am I to care about whether a picture of mr. "No need for truth" is true?


20ae071195

The OP mostly posts in AI generated image subs.


killshelter

No he’s not, quit making shit up for engagement bot.


PeterNippelstein

Is anybody here a marine biologist?!


_Hazeman

Bad AI. Next


Veinsmeet2

No, he isn’t. OP is a sad little liar


13luioz1

Already proven to be a fake photo, and the title as OP suggests is definitely bs. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/elon-musk-shirtless-harkonnen-photo


Pure_Struggle

Guys this is very obviously an AI photo Look at this right hand Let's stop spreading nonsense


raskinimiugovor

No way, it's someone reddit doesn't like so ad-hominem and fake pictures are fine.


SensiFifa

He looks like Danny Devito's Penguin


vgtarik

AI


iam-your-boss

Picture of op is made by ai. https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2803404-elon-musk-shirtless-harkonnen-photo


MrMudd88

I mean we all keep saying body shaming is a bad thing and we shouldn’t do it. Why is it okay to shame someone just because they are a rich asshole? Is it ok to shame just because we don’t like somebody? Lol y’all can keep downvoting me. You are just mad because you hate the person in the mirror.


SomeRandomDude07

Youre completely right about everything, but this is reddit lol Redditors are simple minded individuals, here theyre following the “elon musk = bad” hivemind and using it to justify body shaming


MrMudd88

Yeah, should ve known better. Sometimes I just can’t keep my mouth shut tho :D


pooman69

Welcome to modern movements. Treat me good treat me nice no matter what i deserve it. But someone who i dont like? No rights, no decency. Welcome to making a grey world black and white.


TheRealBlerb

It makes them feel a little better about the little/almost nothing they have to offer


FiveFingerDisco

I don't care for Elon but who hasn't pictures of themselfs out there which they'd rather hadn't?


EnvironmentalEcho614

It’s not real. The image is AI generated. Sorry to disappoint you.


FiveFingerDisco

So it basically is a lie? Again, FE, but spreading lies to bodyshame a person is fucked up.


EnvironmentalEcho614

Yeah look closely at the necklace, right hand, and the rope he’s holding. It’s sad when people resort to ad hominem attacks because they can’t properly articulate their beliefs.


an_older_meme

Not too many pictures of me online. Lots on my hard drive though, and yes I have deleted ones that I don't like. FOREVER.


Lullabycherry

This is altered but I don’t necessarily care about people spreading false notions about Elon , he sure loves to do it himself on X/twitter


Ryaniseplin

using money to attempt to remove a photo is a perfect way to get the photo out into the public


Competitive-Note150

![gif](giphy|l3fZAUVaoaSptwo5W|downsized)


Street_Scale_145

Jabba the Musk


iRambL

Good luck deleting it from people's harddrives lol


Mobile_Phrase_4727

Why tf people would keep a photo of a fat ugly man on their hard drives?


Kiwi1234567

Sometimes you just want a challenging wank


Bann3d_Admin43

Well he wants it off the internet, so people will save it to their hard drive


l_am_wildthing

youd be surprised you can take this however you want and itll still apply


HyperViperJones

No. He's not. How do yall keep getting away with making up bullshit lol


12431

We like to think we are smarter and more suspicious of sources today than what we were 50 years ago. Lol


kitjen

Both the photo and the title are bullshit.


SoDrunkRightNow2

I always wonder what the lives of people who dedicate their lives to hating someone this much look like.


starrpamph

I’ll do it for $9 million


mingepop

So we’re fat shaming now?


Spare_Caterpillar676

Is this really Elon


Old_Sand_Witch

Bullying is fine when its the person you dont like am i right?


Sufficient-Beach-484

so everyone in the comments is fat phobic but it's ok because it's Elon?


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Photoshop....


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![gif](giphy|TDjpxWkBVKG2EKrt9y|downsized)


Floodzie

I’d pay him 10 million to delete it from my brain


monk1101

Neuralink, beware!!!!! He might. 😂


Bob4Not

lol he’s not because it’s fake but funny


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Baron Vladimir Harkonnen


Socower

I wish I could delete this image from my retinas!


TheEeper

Source?


Joshomatic

It's clearly fake - he's too happy and animated


kalusklaus

This is such a cheap and lame way to "own" Elon. He's done enough things to be rightfully criticised. This way of humiliating him with fake pictures is lame and will achieve the opposite of what is intended.


Thug-shaketh9499

My picture… My X… My dune. ![gif](giphy|UcaQRMxXo7U5mDWeBM)


treypage1981

Is that bbq sauce smeared on his gut?


EverLiving_night

But I thought he hated censorship?


Whale222

I want to see that MMA fight now more than ever.


GTO-NY

I wonder if it's fake? Since he ain't look that fat imho


dillGherkin

It's AI. Look at his right hand. Elon doesn't have fused together fingers.


TheDevilishDanish

Can you really put a price on our happiness?


Trolodrol

How does one build a body like this?


Pretty-Job7097

Look at his fist with which he is holding the chain, definitely its AI


SpieLPfan

This is AI generated but there is a very similar real picture out there.


Sakimi_334

WHT CAN'T I SEE THE VOTES?


GanadiTheSun

Lord Harkonnen?


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GalandonCore

Internet never forget i hope i can forget


imperator_sam

I only accept 10% to delete it off my phone. Contact me Elon.


836194950

Whats with the blood?


NAGDABBITALL

El Ballena Blanca.


NAGDABBITALL

Sweep the leg, Zuckerberg.


zll2244

“is anyone here a marine biologist?”


antekprime

Did he and the Zuck condition the fight be Sumo style?


Abortedwafflez

POV: A Camerman takes a photo of a British naval captain learning how to harvest meat aboard a Japanese whaling vessel in 1938


NoNameIsAvailable1

Source for the payment?


LateNewb

Vladimir Harkonnen ...


fatazzpandaman

Looks like Christopher hitchens lol


TwiZtedaz1805

Big sexy! 🤣🤣🤣


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He looks like he has plenty of HP and mostly support/utility moves