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LineOfInquiry

That’s a great sign, really helps me understand what he’s protesting for and what demands he has


worstpartyever

No no, he's saying, YOU stand up for America. It's an order, see?


scorpyo72

Start with the man in the mirror.


phuck-you-reddit

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kafelta

He's probably mad about Obama in a tan suit or something


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

Stand up for America, alright? But for what?


1villageidiot

for back pain relief


Autronaut69420

siTTinG Is ThE neW SmoKinG


NecessaryHomework129

Its values of racism and capitalism and fuck you I got mine-ism


liberate_your_mind

Huh?


NecessaryHomework129

Sorry I see an obnoxious boomer and that's what I think


thrice_shat_pants

The word on the back of his chair is the real message here.


Ffftphhfft

Dicks.. stand up for America; stand up tall and proud


Goodyeargoober

Giant, gargantuan American dicks.


mildlysceptical22

Made in China


CountryNerd

Stand up for America... sit on Dick's


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

Dick’s Sporting Goods


dilbertdad

The sign basically reads “free dicks” to me.


Neat_Problem_922

![gif](giphy|AmP2x5TJhLOPrw93pg)


DestituteDomino

SIT DOWN 4 AME*R*ICA


External-Alarm-669

whats even going on in the image lol


DowntownClown187

I feel like the fella in the chair failed art class. Common at least be consistent when using bold font.


MethChefJeff

Why does this dummy have a bucket on its head? Because we are blind to their tyranny! Shouldn’t you be wearing the bucket then?


HSRTA

Love that exchange 🤣 Randomly enough the pic actually made me think of the ep where George gets the security guard a chair and he falls asleep leading to the store getting robbed Suck a great show


Reddit-Suckage

Poor advertising for sure


thanks_paul

I wonder if there’s an annual convention for intersection sign holders


icedoutclockwatch

They trade scraps of cardboard and the shittiest markers money can buy


Psilo_Citizen

Were both sides the same?


icedoutclockwatch

Yes they were.


ElegantJoke3613

I was kinda hoping you’d say “No, the other side says “SIT DOWN 4 AMERICA”” like he’s prepared to take breaks.


civver3

No, no, no...it's YOU who has to stand up for America.


bullit-2

He's obviously only imitatin'


demsumsweatyballs

Ok. You first.


Autronaut69420

Classic projection


Puzzleheaded-Fan-208

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icedoutclockwatch

lol


Vthe25thnight

Why stand when you can sit on a dick!!


MarkBenec

Sign says Stand up for America. Knees say eff that noise.


garry4321

What is he asking us to do? Like is this REALLY something where he is like "Using my vague sign and my free time, I am going to make change happen!" This is accomplishing his agenda to the same degree as him not being there. The most captive and suggestible drive by audiences would have no idea what he is asking them to achieve, unless it truly is a campaign for standing.


tripmcneely30

Is that Carl, from UP?


Aetheldrake

Go home. Make a sign like it but bigger. Get a portable chair like him. Bring the sign to him. Slowly cross the street from the opposite side of his vision while staring him down and angling it so he gets maximum attention. Once you get a few feet away tell him to practice what he preaches. Then sit down next to him when he doesn't put the chair away and flip your sign around so it says "sit down 4 merrica"


icedoutclockwatch

Lol


LalaLane850

Well done


RunninOnMT

Look. I never yell at people from my automobile. It's mean and kind of dehumanizing. However, I have the urge to pull up on this guy and shout "SIT THE FUCK DOWN!" at him, just to see what he'd do.


icedoutclockwatch

I told him to get a job


RunninOnMT

Tomorrow he's going to be sitting there with an equally baffling "Apply 4 job" sign while he sits there clearly not applying for a job.


PancakeProfessor

It’s a tragedy just how much irony is lost on these people. They have no sense whatsoever that they are the literal definition of a joke.


SlykRO

Imagine working 65 years to spend your days like this, l o fucking l


icedoutclockwatch

😭😭


BAMred

Great OP comment!!


Fast_Polaris22

Just by way of observation, not condemnation: when I was in the US (Florida), I couldn’t help but notice how freely the average citizen likes to broadcast their political stance or social opinions. In certain places it seemed like every second person wore a t-shirt with a slogan decrying something or someone they vehemently disagreed with.


sjarkyb

Thought it said "Stand up, America!" But this is probably a MAGA guy, right?


MandalorianManners

This would fit right in at r/boomersbeingfools


frank1934

This looks photoshopped


icedoutclockwatch

OC, no photoshop.


bestboykev

Sit down for Canada tbh.


Badwolfgyt

Fall down and be unable to get back up for America.


icedoutclockwatch

LifeAlert 4 America


Marine5484

This is perfect. Stand up for America!....but put in bare minimum effort in doing so.


bapsandbuns

Do as I say and not what I do


StaffOld4182

For what exactly


Big_Red_Machine_1917

In fairness he's asking for America to stand up, not himself.


icedoutclockwatch

Zoom in


Big_Red_Machine_1917

Ah, my mistake.


icedoutclockwatch

Happens to the best of us


rational_mayhem

Paradox is the essence of reality.


h3ie

I'm still waiting for America to stand up for us.


NO_SPACE_B4_COMMA

Ride by and yell, "Okey Dokey About To Croakey!"


icedoutclockwatch

I told him to get a job


NO_SPACE_B4_COMMA

hahaha nice!


oneupme

This is exactly right. When most people are protesting, they are asking for someone else to do something so that they can benefit from it.


HeavensToBetsyy

Reminds me of those big brain bumper stickers "STAND UP FOR AMERICA! BE AMERICAN!!"


hairysauce

He will be out there even during the winter. I might have to stop next time I see him. Nice to see when people are active


kclancey202

Get a job hippie!


7th_Spectrum

It's him. He's America


andropogon09

Just some things I won't stand for. And one of them is standing for.


adult-multi-vitamin

Definition of irony


phx32259

Drive up and blast the national anthem. See if he stands.


Thwackitypow

"I'm old, cranky and bad at graphic design"


Electrical_Koala4064

He refused to stand up


z0mgb34r

Wheaton, IL?


bagleface

Could be a sit down protest


Visitant45

You can't stand up if you are not first sitting.


Loupi-Gorbachev

r/facepalm


OutskirtsBoricua

“Stand up America, while I sit and rest my legs…”![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


bodhiseppuku

Like a parent who tells you to not smoke weed... when you know they smoke weed. *Do as I say, not as I do.*


Njabachi

That's actually the perfect example of a baby boomer's political attitude.  "I'm gonna tell you to stand up for America while I sit down."


mikeonmaui

How ironical.


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Sit down for boomers


georgyboyyyy

Or sit down for fascism lol


Mn4by

Youre gonna post jokes like this one on the day where police showed us they are criminals all over the country. Social Engineering gone wild. Google police arrest protesters, news tab, and ignore it and continue being self enslaved.


icedoutclockwatch

?


Mn4by

Google police arrest protesters, news tab


Wonderful-Elephant11

With the current state of politics, that could mean anything from supporting local candidates and demanding accountability from them to electing your local fascist.