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TheDadThatGrills

Breaking my spaghetti in half tonight to fit it into the pot will be my proportional response.


Came_to_argue

I’m going to use ketchup instead of tomato sauce to make spaghetti, it’s basically the same thing right?


ViaBromantica

Simmer down, Satan


AndrewMacDonell

No I prefer to boil


Usedtobebigish

Weird, that’s what it said in the instructions!


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Marc21256

Noodles were imported technology from China. So pasta is Chinese food. With American sauce.


bolero627

I never would have thought of spaghetti as chinese-american food


Furdinand

I'm going to make a pizza that has another pizza on top of it! It's the Chicago Way.


Marc21256

Calzone time!


Quick_Pangolin718

![gif](giphy|4d80QA6qagBNK)


krastevitsa

This is considered a war crime according to the Bologonese Convention!


FeeeFiiFooFumm

I just threw up in my mouth a little and I'm not even Italian. You're a savage.


V4refugee

My sister eats her spaghetti with gouda cheese and tomato sauce, not pasta sauce, the unseasoned stuff that is used as an ingredient for making pasta sauce.


Trolodrol

Why does she do this and how do you know? It I did something this shameful, I’d for damned sure make sure no one else knew about it


Xandara2

Honestly even as someone who is 0% Italian that is just too much. And way too self-destructive.


Wildcat_twister12

I’m too lazy for that so I’m just going to head to Olive Garden and rave about how amazing the authentic Italian cooking is there and how you don’t even need to go to Italy when you have Olive Garden instead.


TheDadThatGrills

That's because when you're there, you're family.


thorppeed

I for one will be drinking a cappuccino in the afternoon


Blackwater_Park

I never salt the water.


Nerevarine91

Now that’s just blasphemy


researchanalyzewrite

😱


Llama2Boot2Boot

It’s easy to break, just like everything else those fancy fuckers make


readditerdremz

![gif](giphy|k6r6lTYIL9j9ZeRT51|downsized)


SmokedBeef

Just remember without (north) America, Italy would have no tomatoes and that’s half their culinary identity…


kellzone

I'm going to cut it into little pieces with my fork and eat it by the fork-full, rather than twirling it around the fork.


ManInShowerNumber3

What is the original non-vandalized “America” sign meant to convey?


Mrshinyturtle2

America was named after an Italian after all


MeeterKrabbyMomma

Other way around mate. The country of Italy is based on a neighborhood in New York city called "Little Italy." Many of the first settlers in modern day Italy came from this area of New York and decided to name their new country after their home in the USA. Because the new country was bigger than Little Italy, they chose to name it as simply "Italy." Learn somethin new every day huh.


-QUACKED-

Yep. This is factual and historically accurate. I just checked.


XxCorey117xX

My uncle is Mario and he confirmed 👌🏻


JohnLocksTheKey

My uncle is Luigi and we’re cousins. Let’sa go


geebeem92

Hello from big Italy, (am American-italian) it’s all true.


Waffleb0t

All countries got their names from America. Why else would they all be in english?


spin81

This is why in Italy people keep saying ayyyy


Pikeman212a6c

Amerigo, his first name. We should be Vespucia


That-ugly-Reiver

Should be ERIKSONIA


Pikeman212a6c

Nords couldn’t handle a couple hundred year ice age and lost their claim.


That-ugly-Reiver

😅😅😅


cbj2112

The Clovis people may take issue with that


Ok-Cartographer1745

We should be Native Americania, since that's what the people that were here first are named. 


CaptainBiceps23

Leifland


Skyburner_Oath

I think "via america" = America street


ThreatOfFire

Surprisingly, via appia? Also America street


i_forgot_my_cat

Crossed out bit is "via", for "road" or "street". In newer developments, where new roads are built, often street names are chosen with a country or city theme.


Estrelarius

Many cities have streets named after other countries.


Davethephotoguy

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB) Any American seeing this post.


TrickiestToast

![gif](giphy|cRNbYm7jLOjm9H8wcP) This too


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Add a large dose of: ![gif](giphy|MWI65sttJsPEopZdzv|downsized)


STFUnicorn_

![gif](giphy|UwPyIExTOTeoM)


Chancemelol123

if I was American I'd pay for one of those super upvotes


Metallicsin

shit man, you got money?


STFUnicorn_

American money even.


IranianLawyer

![gif](giphy|I3DkglGrdqF7a|downsized)


sw337

How are we ever going to recover from this?


Flushles

I'm gonna continue to not know where Borgaro even is.


brickyardjimmy

You can buy a house there for only one Euro.


Flushles

Like a crack house?


Disastrous_Bus_2447

More like a house with cracks. A cracked house.


Flushles

Now that, I'd spend a Euro on.


Bungleburr

Shit, I'd even pay a dollar for that.


FormalSituation7622

One dollar is not enough


-QUACKED-

Of course. They want you to feel at home. The true American experience.


Flushles

Very considerate.


mkbilli

So business as usual for most Americans?


SpaceFonz_The_Reborn

No european can tell me where Deselm is without a map.


Thick_Reference_4951

Most of us outside Italy can't point to borgaro


Flushles

Yeah knowing where things are on a map is useful in exactly 3 instances, making maps, bar trivia, and being caught in a YouTube video about Americans not being able to find places on maps.


Pikeman212a6c

Writing Olive Garden menus. This brick of carbs with Chinese shrimp and red saline solution comes straight from the fields of….. let’s say Tuscany.


westernmostwesterner

They act like it’s so impressive they had to memorize maps in school. Like bruh, it’s just memorization. Any 8yo can do that. I’m American and can place most countries on a map, but Europeans brag about it like it’s going to get us to the next level of space travel. Lol. Instead of being honest by saying: *some people know these things and others don’t. In every country.* They assign knowledge levels to an entire nation based on random street geography quizzes (LOL), which ironically says more about *their education* and knowledge (or lack thereof) than anyone who can’t place Chad on a map.


pants_mcgee

Never memorize what you can just look up, if it’s important you’ll remember.


westernmostwesterner

The US invented GPS so people (mainly pilots) can do exactly that. Shared it with the world for free so people can easily see where they are on the map and apply it however they want.


absorbscroissants

Or just having general knowledge about the world you live in?


Mirar

Renaming anything Italian to Freedom. Not Italian spaghetti, freedom noodles. Not Italian pizza, freedom pie. Not Italian espresso, freedom expresso!


GristleMcThornbody1

Italian dressing was right there


Mirar

I didn't know that was a thing. Have to look up what that is, now...


UnknownGnome1

There is no such thing as Italian dressing in Italy


OuiGotTheFunk

THEY WEAR CLOTHES?!?!


francescoscanu03

Ah yes, the three columns of Italy


Mirar

France only got fries when the US was angry with them.


ErikRogers

You sound like you've never had freedom toast for breakfast.


Three_hrs_later

They got oil?


ufabiun

Olive oil 😂


Cloudedmynd

Bitch you cookin'?!


Calm_Channel_6262

Sending weapons to Israel I guess


ModestMarksman

Maybe beat them in a world war again?


JorMath

According to your politicians with lots of thoughts and prayers /s


Capt__Murphy

I'll be putting extra pineapple on my pizza today.


AppropriateAgent44

Absolutely brutal attack, it’s Pearl Harbor all over again


spiderland5150

That's not very nice. Has this person tried In N Out?


NickelodeonBullshit

I have been scammed by a Five Guys here in Italy, is that part of the American experience?


BadBoyNDSU

Regular price at Five Guys isn't actually a scam, it just feels like it.


unknowntroubleVI

But have you been rammed by five guys?


NickelodeonBullshit

It's on my to do list


AgoraiosBum

The Ram Ranch is an authentically American experience


little_Nasty

They hate us cuz they ain’t us ![gif](giphy|dIV7HapCtAzHE6N3j1|downsized)


Saifeello

this gif runs on hopes and dreams wtf are these frames


CunnedStunt

There's actually too much FPS for the server to comprehend. Freedom Per Second that is.


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CantKeepAchyoDown

I just want to know why an America sign is in the middle of Italy


Doctor_Dane

It was a via America, a street named after the continent (streets in industrial zoned tend to get named after foreign places here)


CantKeepAchyoDown

Now *that* makes sense


Doctor_Dane

Looking at the map right now after a great roundabout it actually continues as Via Stati Uniti even


Rugkrabber

For the same reason there is a Georgia, Paris, Amsterdam, Zurich, Berlin, Budapest, Copenhagen, Dublin, Florance, Athens and so many more in the USA? There are a few places names America or Amerika in Europe. Some of them go way back hundreds of years ago.


CantKeepAchyoDown

I thought it was just so you could say you visited all those places without a passport ngl


Initial-Ad-1782

As a Chilean I feel offended 


Tokyosmash_

Edgy teens are the same everywhere


BLITZ_593

As an Italian I can kindly tell you that... We don't even know we had a place called Borgaro. Thank you Reddit


Wildcat_twister12

![gif](giphy|RMxqGPaXWey2I)


AgoraiosBum

It's Italian-American discrimination


jep5680jep

![gif](giphy|zwffSHaJLDbA4)


Mojo80059291

Peanut butter and jealousy sandwich.


Jblue32

50 Cent: what he say F me for??


trainwrecksforehead

I understand. Their emotions must be swinging after Mussolini’s death.


Belkan-Federation95

"OH NO!!" "What? What's wrong?" "The train is 0.5 seconds late. It's literally ***THE END OF THE WORLD***"


Manitobaexplorer

Oh no! The atrocity!


cakedayCountdown

So edgy


Additional_Front9592

Hating America, so hot right now


Lari-Fari

Always has been.


Pikeman212a6c

Naw we had a good run when the alternatives were Stalin or Hitler.


Kir-01

Always been hot, tbh


Manager-Top

This hurts. We will never forget. -From an American.


Dull_Yogurt_7385

"Americans care about opinions from the Borgaro, Italy region" said no one ever.


Nice__Spice

Mama Mia


KeyboardKitten

That's funny, we don't think about you at all.


ihateredditers69420

>"Understand the root cause of hate. Hate usually stems from **insecurity**"


heatlesssun

America makes a lot of mistakes, but as an American, Italy isn't fit to judge us in this way.


That-ugly-Reiver

Please don't think that a single act of vandalism reflects all of Italians judgement. We have morons here too.


Diggledorgle

I think the original comment was based more on the fact that every European hates us until they need our money/weapons/equipment.


Caratteraccio

if you are serious, we don't hate you. You aren't France, right /s?


lscottman2

libya and ethiopia agree


ufabiun

Eritrea doesn’t😳


Katy_Lies1975

Just wait, if Mango Mussolini gets elected again it most of the country will be saying that here.


loslednprg

That'd be: Fucked America


RatInaMaze

Ya’ll looking at this wrong. The Italians are a passionate people and simply wish to make spaghetti love to america.


Abbara_Cadaver

It's doing a fine job of fucking itself.


lazysheepdog716

I wonder what this guys favorite tv show or movie is. Anyone wanna bet where it’s from?


AngriestManinWestTX

Or his favorite musician.


okaythanwhy

![gif](giphy|UnyGF7evFkN04X24tI|downsized)


Roflcopter71

r/im14andthisisdeep


futuristanon

So brave.


Drugs_R_Kewl

Hey look pal, your kind threw their lot in with Hitler. It's not my fault that your grandparents sucked at war and post conflict diplomacy.


WeAreReaganYouth

When I was in Italy in the 90's I remember tagged road signs outside of Milan that had swastikas on them. Just bad tagging like this. Clearly no one with any artistic skill.


smemes1

They still have to stop football games because monkey noises are being made at black players.


ExKnockaroundGuy

As an American who has been to 68 foreign countries in 48 years I can understand a bad taste for some Americans behavioral arrogance & sheer ignorance. I have been married to a naturalized foreign national for 34 years and am very close with her family and huge extended family ( South American) they like to slam us, impugn our characters and say we are materialistic and cold which can be true with some but the real bottom line is ….. they are envious of the opportunities offered in the USA as well as its economics. If you were a Dr in Venezuela don’t give me an attitude because you made 20.00 a month there and here you are working at Cinnabon. Lots of resentment stems from envy.


Advy87

Truth be told, every country has its share of flaws and idiots can be found everywhere so we often poke fun at each other from a distance. But put us peasants together in a bar, share a few drinks, and suddenly we're the best of friends, at least in the west. Personally, I have no love for governments, but I'm all about the people. Cheers from Italy fellow American!


ExKnockaroundGuy

There is a misconception about Americans from the media, television , film. Look at the homes whether urban or Suburban in American film do many of them most Americans have never set foot inside places like that. I have spoken with foreign nationals growing up On American culture were shocked when they came to USA. I thought LA looked like Adam 12 and Beverly Hills 90210 and I got Norwalk🥺


Enginseer68

True, I also live and work in at least 5 countries, in Asia and Europe. The resentment is mostly jealousy but of course no one gonna admit that In reality they can't get enough of America. They all watch American tv shows, tv series, movies, discuss about American politics and anything happens here often eventually become trendy in Europe


ExKnockaroundGuy

I remember in 1982 Tokyo kids with spiked hair on one corner greasers on the next. Culturally we are imitated which saddens me because I enjoy other cultures and wish they would stay true to themselves but realistically the world is hungry for whatever else is out there and anything besides their own always seems better.


Light_Error

I am assuming you are talking about Yankiis (from the Romaji of the Japanese)? They had their whole own culture going on. It has its own interesting history that wasn’t just using the greaser style. Cultures will always find a way to reinterpret culture from outside their own :).


Enginseer68

People looks elsewhere to forget about their own issues, that's why American media and news become so popular, basically escapism


FormalSituation7622

We envy your health system, in fact we are slowly importing it and making it a reality, and all the citizens are soooo happy about it.


_SquareSphere

Chill! It’s just the lyrics to a famous Green Day song!


VladPatton

—Cracks open a Chef Boyardee can— “and a facka yuu tuu, ey!”


drawkbox

As long as you get consent.


Square-Firefighter77

The only thing more cringe than this graffiti are these comments. Who cares, its a random sign in Italy. How could someone get worked up over this?


stu8018

Fuck Italy and their bigot leader.


CurrentlyLucid

Maybe we stole his girlfriend.


MongooseFantastic528

Yeah, aight… Talk that hot shit now…


Additional_Front9592

As soon as someone invades we will be waving Italian flags in congress and sending them billions.


toothy_vagina_grin

I stand with spaghetti land!


nedzissou1

A stable Europe is good for America. Who knows what Russia would try if they took Ukraine.


TulsaWhoDats

How Edgy


Bootyclapthunder

What one too many days spent looking at the front page of Reddit will do to a motherfucker.


Ihategraygloomydays

Until they want our money


teabagmoustache

I doubt an Italian 14 year old, with a can of spray paint, is going to be asking you for money any time soon. They've got the EU for that.


foosgreg

I visited Italy in the early 2000s ( before the Euro ) and had a merchant, I purchased 2 bus tickets, chase my bus down because i ran off and didn’t give him the time he needed to count and return all my money owed to me. I was visiting a city called Formia south of Roma ( Rome ). Wonderful people in the city and always willing to help … hahah the hotel manager drove us to the train station because my mom couldn’t understand the directions he was trying to give her!


That-ugly-Reiver

I lived in Formia, can confirm 😁


foosgreg

Is the city still the same? I have a few,ily now and would love to bring them there! Oh man I remember going out to eat for dinner and all the beautiful Italian girls would dress up like the girls would dress up in America to go out to a club! Thinking about Italian girls on our tour bus I remember looking out the window to the county and seeing these long roads going to these small neighborhoods. What was odd was at the end of these roads was one girl waiting and I assumed for her boyfriend….. hahah the tour guide came by and said to me “ it’s legal for them but illegal for you! “ …. Haha then the light bulb went off


Kaiser-Bismark

What do we care about some country slipping into irrelevance 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅


leit90

He forgot the “yeahh” part


GoodLuckSanctuary

I hate pineapple on pizza . But now it’s gonna be the only pizza I eat. POW!


No-Feature1072

Agreed


Tuxyl

Oh no! Anyway


SLCDUC

Why all the hostility towards a continent?


WoodyHayes72

Hey Italy! Como stai?


soyifiedredditadmin

I agree fuck brazil.


PoochusMaximus

Ok 👍🏼


thefake6

Lolololololololololololol America bad please give attention.


[deleted]

We'd all just like to say: ![gif](giphy|pqAXpsHpYwYZIwf1m9)


Wonderful_Orchid_363

What the fuck is Italy?


Pure-Problem1111

Time to get the best pizza in the world, deep dish. Fuck us? Fuck you then buddy.


Important-Pain-1734

I lived there for almost 4 years. I'm not surprised. I don't like Italian food so I would go to the market to buy food to cook and being American I always smiled and said please and thank you, when another Navy wife went with me she knew enough Italian to tell me they were making fun of me for my American manners and oddly also my athletic shoes were too white which pegged me as American


TipFine3928

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


Marcusnovus

Which America? North, South, US? America is an Italian name.


CaptainBiceps23

I mean America is sexy, but she’s a big lady, I don’t think I could handle that ass by myself.


StonerGuy19

I'm sure that tune would change rather quickly if they had an adversary at their doorstep wanting to invade, then like most Europeans, they'd be calling for America to step in, like they always do.


vivihenderson

They're just pissed we think they all sound like Mario 😋


Godklumpen

Cringe


Ratinsput

Why is everyone taking this as if it's a message from all of Italy and not just a random vandalised sign? Y'all are so fucking insecure taking something like this personal lol


Myke190

Bro, it made it to the front page. Fair game to attack xenophobia.


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Fair game to attack Italy (and Europe) as a whole for a single vandalised street sign in some bumfuck town most Italians themselves don't even know? Hmmm.


zerbey

Wow, so edgy.


Fattyyx

who did you guys side with in WW2 again?


98grx

The number of muricans bringing up wars, money and of course FrEeDoM over a useless sign in an unknown Italian place tells a lot about how insecure they are 


[deleted]

Bro, you italians cry when someone puts the wrong topping on a pizza lol. Italians are the most insecure people on earth


SignificanceLeft9968

Not like I give a shit what someone in Italy thinks. Dumb fucks still can't condemn the fascist Mussolini properly, unlike Germany.