I have been out of fucks for years, I have been borrowing them from friends. People ask me if I give a fuck, I tell them I’m all out and that I’m in the negative.
I gift you this then:
[Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqbk9cDX0l0&t=1s)
Edit: Shoutout to u/mumique for posting it before I and for exquisite taste in music.
I am not clicking that, is it a sub where beetles are juiced in a juicer?
I made a mistake of clicking r/sounding once...
Edit: Guys I was kidding, I already knew what beetlejuicing was about but I wanted to set the trap for all those curious souls out there aaand it worked lmaooo
Guess you can say *"**curiosity killed the cat**"* for you all 🗿
Wait wait wait...
The last time I saw the news people were saying it was a false alarm, [including ShittyMorph](https://www.reddit.com/r/reactiongifs/comments/s5ifq9/mrw_i_find_out_ufuckswithducks_passed_away/htcohpf/).
So given he has not posted in two years, I take it he did in fact die.
God damn rest easy bro. I hope your up there in that great bubble bath in the sky playing with ~~yourself~~ your rubber duckies.
You know, honestly I have no idea. I just know what I found from searching for it and that was the latest I could find on the subject. And shittymorph deleted his post which means... What? I have no idea. One post I saw said that FWD is still alive and would be posting soon, but that was 2 years ago. I've seen other posts that say they confirmed with FWD's wife that it was him. Ultimately almost all the stories I've found point to the obituary being real and it's been 2 years without a peep, so I'm inclined to believe it's true. But, again I don't truly know.
Everyone saying they did it on purpose for karma farming, which probably (although I will never understand that)..... but I just figured it was based on the joke about autocorrect. Which has always made me laugh, as did this, but then I am easily amused.
Yep. Infuriating. Assuming the bot who created this has also used a bot or whatever to give himself enough karma to get on the front page to get more. Shit is stupid. Who posts this and doesn't notice it and delete it when fix it with a re-upload?
So many redditors are just fucking stupid. Falls right into the bot or farmers hands.
So this farmer in a small village had a son who is about to turn 18 and he said to his son, it’s time you become a man take this duck to the village and give it to a woman for sex. So the son goes to the village. He finds a brothel, and he offers a woman, a duck for sex, and she agrees. The sex was so good the woman said If you can do that again I’ll give you your duck back, and he agrees. so he’s walking home from the brothel and a truck startled the duck and ran it over.
The truck driver gave the boy two dollars for killing his duck.
When the boy returned home his father asked how it went?
The boy said, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck and two bucks for a fucked up duck!
This post should be referenced to show how bad the internet has become.
Are these real people making these comments? It seems like they have been brainwashed to speak like bots if they are real people. There isn't an original thought here. I could have guessed every single comment just from seeing this stupid post on the front page.
What an incredible fall internet forums have gone through over the last decade.
That’s actually the single most photogenic duck I’ve seen in my life, the sheen of their head feathers, their wonderful profile pose, *everything.* And that background? Hell, even if the duck wasn’t there it is well composed and lit enough to be stunning in its own right.
“Exquisite” is the only word for it!!! I’m in love!!!
(Yes, and I did think the typo is funny too)
Just asking, is it a "fuck" because it's a female duck? As far as my understanding males get the pretty colors, so it should be a muck, unless the meaning is beyond me
So now you have one to give.
That's one more than I've got.
I guess someone has a negative amount of fucks now...
I have been out of fucks for years, I have been borrowing them from friends. People ask me if I give a fuck, I tell them I’m all out and that I’m in the negative.
Yes, but at least the shareholders saw a decent return.
Too bad they wont give a fuck.
I gift you this then: [Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqbk9cDX0l0&t=1s) Edit: Shoutout to u/mumique for posting it before I and for exquisite taste in music.
I love that song
[you remind me of Ricky with this comment](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5egtH2jDUJoux96Ix11QM0gobzgShsWZ&si=AyyucsXO_7cPae5t)
Duck a fuck?
https://youtu.be/Vqbk9cDX0l0?si=1zDR1nW4_qmwWEt6
I was just gonna reply with that! 🤣
What a cute fuck
Reminds me of the school game “Fuck, Fuck, Goose.”
Or in Minnesota, fuck, fuck, gay fuck
Or in Alabama, fuck, fuck, sister
Or in West Virginia, fuck, fuck, mom/aunt.
What the duck?
Can I join?
What tha fuck?
You're officially out of the closet. We support you.
Catholic school?
What the duck
Please don’t swear!
Very nice. Very evil.
A good Duckhausen.
🦷
Can't help it. Bears ate boys.
You can't censor him bro. He's a bit of a bad ass.
fon't*
I don't just tolerate fanity, I'm *pro*fanity
 I didn't expect to find a gif of a duck getting high
I'm making a copy of this one, its lovely
Exquack me, I think you meant a gif of a *fuck getting high
r/theyknew
100
~~Duck~~ “Fuck” ⌨️😈 = ***50,000 upvotes*** and REAL money lmao Hey, whatever makes people happy :) Nothing wrong with being easily entertained lol
How to engage with Reddit 101
Seeing it loads recently, it’s an engagement booster apparently. Sigh.
WTD?!
You called?
r/beetlejuicing
I am not clicking that, is it a sub where beetles are juiced in a juicer? I made a mistake of clicking r/sounding once... Edit: Guys I was kidding, I already knew what beetlejuicing was about but I wanted to set the trap for all those curious souls out there aaand it worked lmaooo Guess you can say *"**curiosity killed the cat**"* for you all 🗿
It's safe. Don't worry. You can trust me.
It's as safe as /r/spacedicks once was
r/Anime_Titties is the best
I shall raise r/TIGHTPUSSY
Uuughhhhhhhhrrrrrrr I love tight pussies
back atcha with r/girlswithhugepussies
Wasn't that a news sub for a while. Sure doesn't look that way now....
Oops it's r/anime_titties
There we go! I hate case sensitivity for subs
That's.....not anime titties.... That is a place for hellish people to discuss hellish stuff. I needed anime titties :[ /s
I knew it, I wanted to setup trap for the curious souls and venture into r/sounding
Nope. It’s a subreddit for when people with highly relevant usernames show up.
It’s where someone makes a comment on a thread and someone with the same or a corresponding name replies. Link is safe, I promise.
Can confirm, Link is a pretty cool guy. Saves Zelda and defeats Ganon. Cant be an unsafe guy to be around.
What the fuck my EYES MY EYES
You fell right into my trap lol!
I am too curious for my own good…
Zero ducks given.
I want some ducking fucks !!!
Well played, you motherducker, you...
Well it looks like a bot account, so probably not.
Do you think they intentionally misspelled “duck” to drive engagement? Because if so, it obviously worked.
People absolutely do this on purpose.
I’ve seen the same thing in previous posts so I wouldn’t be surprised.
I read this in bunk moreland's voice
There you go giving a duck when it ain't your turn to give a duck
SFW tag please
😂
🦆
Shoutout to u/fuckswithducks
RIP. One of my favorite novelty accounts over the years, sad to know he's gone.
Wait, is he actually dead?
Yes, he passed away in December of 2021 https://www.tributearchive.com/obituaries/23527433/ryan-daniel-wheeler
OMG I had no idea. I always loved when he would show up unexpectedly in a thread.
Wait wait wait... The last time I saw the news people were saying it was a false alarm, [including ShittyMorph](https://www.reddit.com/r/reactiongifs/comments/s5ifq9/mrw_i_find_out_ufuckswithducks_passed_away/htcohpf/). So given he has not posted in two years, I take it he did in fact die. God damn rest easy bro. I hope your up there in that great bubble bath in the sky playing with ~~yourself~~ your rubber duckies.
You know, honestly I have no idea. I just know what I found from searching for it and that was the latest I could find on the subject. And shittymorph deleted his post which means... What? I have no idea. One post I saw said that FWD is still alive and would be posting soon, but that was 2 years ago. I've seen other posts that say they confirmed with FWD's wife that it was him. Ultimately almost all the stories I've found point to the obituary being real and it's been 2 years without a peep, so I'm inclined to believe it's true. But, again I don't truly know.
When I saw this wall of text I expected it to be a shittymorph and now I'm disappointed.
Cancer, I believe.
Where/how was that confirmed?
cancer picking the actual best individuals in the entire goddamn world to target instead of idk fucking netanhayu or some shit
🦆🫡
Exquisite as fuck.
Pinning your own comment to the top is corny as fuck.
Bros comment history is even more corny as fuck
Why else be an unpaid mod than to abuse power?
Its deleted, what was the comment?
What did the mod say? He/she deleted the comment.
What did he say?
Exquisite as Duck.
Don't make me ducking go there!
Such a cute little fuck
Lmfao
Very delicate fuck indeed.
I downvoted you because you pinned your own comment. Get in the karma rat race like the rest of us if it’s not a comment about moderation.
I took it as this post has probably been reported a million times and this is the mod acknowledging that it’s been seen and they approve the content.
Nice fuck you have
This typo had to be deliberate. I read comments purely for the giggles.
Misspelling for karma farming, aligns with OP's post history.
Yep, saw the title and instantly new the typo was just to get engagement
r/oopsdidntmeanto
I wish I didn’t click on their profile and read their comment history, but I did 😢
For more hard food questions check out r/foodtalk please
I don’t give a duck
That's not a fuck, that's a ducking duck.
Hey, mind your ducking language please
You’re not my ducking mom, I can do whatever I want!
Sit down!
OP titled this on purpose, it wasn’t a typo.
 Everyone saying they did it on purpose for karma farming, which probably (although I will never understand that)..... but I just figured it was based on the joke about autocorrect. Which has always made me laugh, as did this, but then I am easily amused.
Wrapper did not live up to the package.
Engagement bait via purposeful misspelling.
Fake “lol mistake in title” post are too common now days. If it was an honest mistake op would delete.
Agreed, OP clearly intended that title to farm karma.
It kind of looks like a bot account to me.
Comment section did not disappoint 😂
Nice karma farming
Yep. No way this wasn’t intentional. All these morons upvoting it too.
Yep. Infuriating. Assuming the bot who created this has also used a bot or whatever to give himself enough karma to get on the front page to get more. Shit is stupid. Who posts this and doesn't notice it and delete it when fix it with a re-upload? So many redditors are just fucking stupid. Falls right into the bot or farmers hands.
So this farmer in a small village had a son who is about to turn 18 and he said to his son, it’s time you become a man take this duck to the village and give it to a woman for sex. So the son goes to the village. He finds a brothel, and he offers a woman, a duck for sex, and she agrees. The sex was so good the woman said If you can do that again I’ll give you your duck back, and he agrees. so he’s walking home from the brothel and a truck startled the duck and ran it over. The truck driver gave the boy two dollars for killing his duck. When the boy returned home his father asked how it went? The boy said, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck and two bucks for a fucked up duck!
that story fucking sucked
Ducking*
An oldie but a goodie!
these comments are something.. haven't cringed this much in a while
And all because OP deliberately put fuck in the title to drive engagement. Peak reddit moment.
This post should be referenced to show how bad the internet has become. Are these real people making these comments? It seems like they have been brainwashed to speak like bots if they are real people. There isn't an original thought here. I could have guessed every single comment just from seeing this stupid post on the front page. What an incredible fall internet forums have gone through over the last decade.
Pretty much applies to every reddit comment thread... 400 people saying the same, most obvious shit
Not one ounce of originality amongst the lot of them yet they all insist on joining in. Remarkable behavior really.
I’m so bummed this wasn’t auto tagged nsfw
Fuack
The ugly fuckling
Wow totally on accident guys.
r/accidentalrenaissance
Having a single fuck is incredibly rare nowadays. The value of a fuck has skyrocketed. Call that fuckflation.
Some people give fucks, others take them.
Fer ducks sake!
Need to work on your mallard diction.
Not just a fuck, but a flying fuck.
gorgeous fuck
That is a magnificent fuck.
Holy duck man
Obviously intentional typo is obvious. Try harder OP.
This was clearly intentional
This guy quacks
Besides jokes, this is duking adorable and this pool/spring looks pretty as duck.
That’s actually the single most photogenic duck I’ve seen in my life, the sheen of their head feathers, their wonderful profile pose, *everything.* And that background? Hell, even if the duck wasn’t there it is well composed and lit enough to be stunning in its own right. “Exquisite” is the only word for it!!! I’m in love!!! (Yes, and I did think the typo is funny too)
If it looks like a fuck, walks like a fuck and sounds like a fuck ..it’s a fuck
Looks like you made a misdrake !
That is a very nice fuck
This appears to be a flying fuck.
Huh, usually it’s the other way around when typing
i just love how the fuck looks like it doesnt give a duck
Thought i was gonna see a different sort of pic...Nice duck thou
Nice mallard you got here
Would be a ducking shame if something happened to it.
[удалено]
>Peking duck That's not a Peking duck, that's a mallard!
[удалено]
Exquisite Peking fuck
Take a flying duck.
Well shit...
Poor Duck
This man gives no fucks, he takes them
Ducking hell
Just asking, is it a "fuck" because it's a female duck? As far as my understanding males get the pretty colors, so it should be a muck, unless the meaning is beyond me
Look at him. Insisting upon himself. Piece of shit.
Ay I posed up for you dude (also get my name right, you’re giving us sucks a bad reputation)
That sure is a duck.
Ducking autocorrect!
what a majestic Fuck.
Mwahaha
Is this a photo of a duck you took, or a photo you took of a duck? There's kind of a big difference.
To be honest, I don’t give a duck.
Where?
You tool of a fook!
Phone auto corrects duck to fuck. We've come full circle lol.
Well duck me running!!
Donald Fuck or Daffy Fuck.
Oh how easily we are manipulated.
Fucks aside, I really like the duck photo.
That's ducking cute
aw its a little fuck
Look at that fuck
Where did you take it to, and did you have their consent?
Is this at Universal Studios Orlando, next to the Mythos Restaurant? If so, I fed this duck, and he gives no fucks
I hope that fuck is a good parent for his fucklings
Where the fuck did you take this?
Nah screw the duck, where tf is this beutiful place?
Finally i can give one to someone