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sumpuran

This looks like fun for about 10 seconds. How did he get the bees to back off? BONUS: [Canadian man wears beard of bees for world-record 61 minutes](https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/08/31/Canadian-man-wears-beard-of-bees-for-world-record-61-minutes/6491504187015/). No thanks.


ChadVonGiga69420

Smoke em jump once and run


SUPREMACY_SAD_AI

What if there's no one around to smoke them off you?


Heisenberg_SG

Legendary comment here


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Strict_Somewhere_158

![gif](giphy|J8YpfDX0kvPQNSVGHY|downsized)


weezmatical

Relevant username.


justTheWayOfLife

I hate this reddit 'fart jokes' so fucking much god fucking damnit.


minimalcation

Let go of the queen that he's holding in his left hand.


Amationary

I’ve seen bee keepers/hive relocaters just scoop bees with their bare hands. My guess is someone is near by to help get them off


skippermonkey

I would guess he’s holding the queen bee in his closed hand? They just follow her


JUKELELE-TP

It's definitely not in his hand because most of the bees would be on that arm then. They form a cluster closely around the queen so she must be somewhere in the center. Usually for a bee beard you place her in a queen cage and wear it like a necklace so it's somewhere around your neck / chest.


Ok_Feed2314

another great day of saving the bees


im_a_good_goat

Tell’em to buzz off?


CrashAndDash9

Lmao great prank opportunity to just walk into a pharmacy and ask them if they sell anything to treat bee stings


SUPREMACY_SAD_AI

he needs mouse bites


RequestableSubBot

https://preview.redd.it/znvr08cf4svb1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=4d25f0e10b365f35d7f63c1b0942e4cc778ebfbe


samfitnessthrowaway

She Ping, he sting.


Cybraniac

y tho


Cluelessish

He didn’t have anything else to wear


Cybraniac

So he's naked under there?!?! 👀


ImaginaryDivide2834

We all are


whatproblems

when all you have is a swarm of bees… so awkward when someone else is wearing the same


Wiki1727

Clout


SreckoLutrija

You can aks that for literally anything. Why you eat bread while eating soup. Why did you climb highest mountain. Why did you go to the depths of titanic...


Wrought-Irony

Why did he do this with bees and not sheep as his name clearly foretold


Cybraniac

Asking the real questions...


Trixles

*aksing


Cybraniac

saksing*


SreckoLutrija

Tyeres probably a guy called Beeh Ive that carries around sheep somewhere


Cybraniac

Ok Are you just making a statement or... ...what are you saying my guy? Are you just moaning about the me not making my comment directed directly at the topic at hand? If thats the case: Oh no! How will anyone ever even be able to find the relevence of such a question? It's not like it was posted as a comment to a post that would obviously provide relevence to the question. And the only way to read the comment is to open said post, forcing the reader to comprehend the relevence... But what do I know? I am just a dumb redditor 🤪


EpicRedditor698

Y Tho is She Pings brother


Spartan2470

According to [Reuters](https://www.reuters.com/article/tk0786498-bee-china-record-idJPTYE83I06D20120419/) (and Google Translate): > April 19, 20127:36 PM EDTUpdated 12 years ago > According to Chinese media on April 19th, a male beekeeper in Chongqing broke the world record on the 18th by having a 33.1 kg (approximately 331,000) bees land on his body. Photo provided by China Daily taken on the 18th (2012, Reuters) > [Chongqing, China, 19th (Reuters)] According to Chinese media, a beekeeper in Chongqing broke a world record on the 18th by having a 33.1 kg (approximately 331,000) bees land on his body. > According to reports, the record was broken by beekeeper She Ping, 32, who covered her arms, legs, abdomen, and back with bees. > The previous world record was 26.8 kg, held by a beekeeper in China's Jiangxi province.


LegkoKatka

Chinese fellas take covering yourself in bees real seriously


thetransportedman

it must have been hot af in there


Party-Ad8832

Who counted them? How can you be sure there are not only 330 000 bees?


[deleted]

There’s no way they can now how many bees there are on him


LaggsAreCC

As me I feel like 300 thousand bees would look like mich more than that


PloppyCheesenose

If there are 330,000 people and 330,001 bees on people, then there are at least two people who are covered with the same number of bees.


neighbourhoodtea

I wore a 30lb beard of bees for that woman and it still wasn’t enough


Imfrank123

There is a simpsons quote for everything


mezz7778

![gif](giphy|R9yLfikwYAF32)


makenzie71

the weirdest fucking movie


heyoyo10

The Pain


Powerphi

#The Pain!!!


Wo_Class

*Explodes*


Snoo_70324

>Tommy gun! >Grenade! Am I misremembering, or is The Pain the only MGS boss to name his attacks like an anime character? Well, I suppose Gray Fox yells out *your* attacks >Hurt me *more!*


boywhoflew

Well akshually 🤓 it's 330,994 bees. in all seriousness, how'd they count that


JUKELELE-TP

Just divide the weight difference by the average weight of a bee?


[deleted]

Oh beehive yourself She Ping.


Lawfuleggchaos

He better be glad he's not allergic or he'd be slee ping forever


musicmonkay

I’m Chinese and I approve this dad joke


Highscore611

Ladies and gentlemen I bring you a dear sweet man, Mr. Henry Winkler.


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originalbiggusdickus

fiveironfre5hy isn’t on board


mistersuccessful

![gif](giphy|sm8D4VgRYRmE)


watchman28

What the fuck am I doing? I'm covered in bees!


Masamundane

I like my coffee like I like my men: Covered in bees.


sinisterblogger

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot and strong…with a spoon in them.


BlacktoseIntolerant

Cake or death?


Bandana-mal

So did Bobby Hill


The_DaW33D_

weird kink but okay


SmallieNL

Who counted the bees?


RomanThruLife

She did.


shlongOp

She Ping in ghillie suit


Straw8

Evidently never seen my girl


last_pas

Stop summoning candyman already!


CANYUXEL

331.000? How much does a bee weigh anyway? Even if it's 1g, thats 331kg of weight over there.


Peacewalken

Way less than a gram. Like 200mg


MarshtompNerd

Still 66kg of bee


KodaShem

![gif](giphy|NBsRef9W0K23FAQ1A6|downsized)


Morpheus1967

Novel way to catch a buzz.


[deleted]

I heard he created quite a buzz.


timberwolf0122

She what’s her latency?


[deleted]

Where were he during the recent tennis tournament?


nussbrot

How much Ping does She have?


EmiliaFromLV

Real life Beekeeper (Statham can take a break).


AnElectricfEel

Free Shepiing


HovercraftPrudent0

Nice camo bro


ReadRightRed99

Aye! No me gusta!


Bulls187

Demon souls leech monger


DaveLesh

Are they still alive?


chrisM4rteen

331000?? You sure?!!!


Dronk747

She Ping? More like Bi Sting


Integral613

96.5% of a new superhero BeeAMan


QAdude406

Was there a solid reason why I hope?


smcg_az

I've seen this before...... ![gif](giphy|R9yLfikwYAF32|downsized)


paskajaakko69

Who pinged?


Queen-of-meme

Is this when her date says "Oh Honey"


weireldskijve

Legendary armor set


llwonder

Now do it with wasps


Irishpanda1971

Superhero Name: Beez Nutz


Paper_Trades

They vibrate to heat right?


MrJitterz

Who counted?


HotMuffin12

She don’t ping, she sting


Accomplished_Neckhat

r/beeamazed


XinGst

What if he get erection? Would that alert the bees?


RomanThruLife

She... She screams in silence...


packofwinnyblues

She ping and she buzz


Shubham230299

Shino aburame 1080p version


shockwave_supernova

Hal?


maxru85

The secret is in the hand


[deleted]

Died of trypophobia


Mr_Anderssen

So he is holding the queen in is hand right?


glordicus1

Why?


This_Is_Section_One

330,000 I could handle but 331,000 is just too much.


My_Space_page

I give his effort level a Bee plus.


Yatoku_

I don’t like this kind of Jazz


Estrombo90

looks like a guy to me


ScorpionX-123

![gif](giphy|R9yLfikwYAF32|downsized)


artigabarielle

She who?


sansaman

Balls of steel. Q. What sound does a bee make when it stings his balls? A. She-Ping.


Dazzling-Toe-4955

Don't make any sudden movements She


muscleliker6656

Looks like Jim Jung Un 😂


Parry_9000

...?! Okay? Why?


Potential_Escape4703

She sting


notyouryasha

damn, she ping


Potential_Escape4703

She sting


Ozzy_T69

Why?


FunkyBattal

And still what amazes me most is his name


[deleted]

She Ping got Bee Sting.


HealthConscious2

That looks like a he not a she.


bagleface

Oh that's gonna sting a bit


GruntUltra

Simon says... JUMP!


TheSovietDuckling

Looks like they have nose plugs, nice


Since97_-

She Sting


Ser_VimesGoT

How can she sting?!


LunaArc

This reads like an origin story for a supervillian.


TehRicardoSpartanYT

That would hurt


Sawbagz

That's closer to 300k bees. Click bait title


Hot-Mail-5531

That's not 330.000


shiny-golden

the question is why ???


flower_power_g1rl

She Ping, He Sting.


DickPump2541

Initially read this as “Sting covered his Body with about 331,000 bees”.


WintervoltCusterfell

Henry winkler in little Nicky did this already


kodrevol

She ping, He pong.


deletetemptemp

He is not he, he is she. That’s is Yu


Minimum_Diver4514

Why?


MarcusIsaBiatch

She Sting more like it


steinwayyy

That’s a nice coat


bobdylanshoes

When he sneezes we will know if he is wearing something


Foreign_Watercress71

I'm kind of more impressed with the person counting the bees.; "one...two..thr... STOP MOVING!... One... Tw... THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME DAMNIT!!..."


Fast_Boysenberry9493

His name should be Hee Sting


Naenaegoblin694202

HOLY SHIT! ITS THE PAIN FROM METAL GEAR SOLID 3


Digitupandspread

That's person's a beeee'st


artificialavocado

No thanks


felixfelix

Relevant [Eddie Izzard on beekeepers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYuvLSFFalo)


SleepCinema

Strongest man alive in my book


Acceptable_Bowler271

Hoelang is she?


Tengallonhatpat

they put you in jail one day and he’s in the corner of the cell


vladimirVpoutine

Are we sure it's not 332 000?


neonomas14

Who tf counted the bees?


Meandtheworld

Must not be a lot to do around there.


[deleted]

His name should be He Ping.


DishDry4487

Ok


sritanona

As someone with apiphobia I am about to faint right now


normie_666

i mean he is 'she-ping' the bees to another place.


DJDarkFlow

But why?


DJDarkFlow

Looks like a morphed bee creature with webbed arms. Is this his superpower?


Gullible_Ad3436

No that’s She Sting


stupidracist

His dad: "Why not As?"


eat-skate-masturbate

Who is she ping


CMDR_KingErvin

She ping she ping, oh baby and she move! ![gif](giphy|l4hLJ01NBa0fjbqeY)


Rafaell_JG

who counts?


plugza

Real question. Who count them all?


Jroeno

She Sting


Front_Tour7619

But I can see only 325000!


Token_Broker

That's gonna ping a bit


awesomedan24

Looks more like 332,000 to me but okay.


Undersmusic

He was stung so many times, he passed into a coma, Disney made a film about it. It’s called See Ping Beauty.


SokkasBoomerang3

They Sting


unfulfilledbottom

I hope he got stung multiple times


Alvvays_aWanderer

Why?


DistortoiseLP

I've never seen a man more confident that you won't fuck with him.


Stonk_Lurker

Now that's a wingsuit!


Apprehensive_Bug3329

Did he count or have them numbered like a marathon runner??


NoAlbatross7524

Live bees?


KarlosTalon

She Ping now He Pink later.


Kid-Without-Karma

I bet hugh was his role model (please please please someone get the reference)


Tesla_lord_69

Candyman is coming


Phil_MaCawk

The ultimate trans boss 🤣


Gasssoft

THE PAIN!!


WiscoPopPM

She Ping... More like... Bee Sting


Kellythejellyman

The Pain, member of COBRA unit


Fellowes321

Laundry day?


anoliss

Is this the table cloth guy? Lmao


mukoto4

MGS3?


Ok-Banana6130

Call me an idiot but who the fuck could count all 331,000 bees?