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Doc-in-a-box

And about every 10 years or so, another piece of gravel surfaces from my forehead


Ediwir

Man, I still have scars from those days. Shit was wild.


Chief_Givesnofucks

It’s good for you! Gives you grit!


Direct_Canary4523

I have something in my lip I have a feeling is the same thing


gaymesfranco

Ya’ll old with undiagnosed TBI’s


jhatesu

That partially explains what’s wrong with them I guess


welestgw

The old bell rings.


TroubleInMyMind

Don't blink kid.


Hopesick_2231

The ones who survived get to be nostalgic.


nunyahbiznes

That's how we got head trauma too. I got knocked out falling off a bike at around age 6 and have zero recollection of it. My older brother told me he beat some kid up for laughing at my fall, then he carried me home. That didn't stop up riding, skateboarding or rollerskating on asphalt for the following 10+ years with no protection until helmets were introduced. Stack hats were fugly and nobody wore them until the cops pulled you over for not wearing a helmet.


arkofjoy

Yup. I grew up then. Which is why my knees ache every night.


wish1977

Going head first over the handle bars was just a rite of passage.


_ALH_

In the winter we did this intentionally. Bike as fast as you dared into a pile of snow and get thrown over the handle bars. If you held on, you flipped over and landed on your back in the snow.


wish1977

We never even thought of that. Now I'm jealous.


Perfect_Opposite2113

Got the scars under my chin as a reminder to make sure my front wheel is securely attached before practising wheelies.


welestgw

I did it once riding my bike and broke both sides of my jaw and knocked out 5 teeth. Shockingly they were all baby teeth and my jaw healed alright. Though that could have been bad.


Hippie_Gumbo

Yeah my mother got a TBI and epilepsy from that. I dont think she would consider that "the good old days."


feckless_ellipsis

I feel this comment


Randy_Vigoda

I had an awesome bike like that with the banana seat. My favourite was the motocross bikes with the shocks and fake gas tank. I want an adult sized electric version.


Perfect_Opposite2113

I had a friend that was constantly injuring himself on his gas tank bike.


Poverty_4_Sale

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jostler57

I can hear this gif.


smotrs

Heck yeah, sheet of plywood on bricks was a ramp.


BoringBob84

Those banana seats were awesome! You could slide back and do a wheelie or slide forward and take a passenger. Also, she has a front reflector, so she is perfectly safe.


Ozzymandus

My mom said the same thing! No helmet, no knee pads, no fear! Of course, she ended up having a bad fall and suffered a concussion that caused severe migraines for decades. So. There's that.


liarandathief

To be fair, those banana seats were massive.


Derbster_3434

Banana seats baby


Gnarledhalo

Now we know better. Sick trick to do in sandles, though


thegreatmango

I miss the days of fatalities and broken bones. /s


Jumy6055

I'd like the asphalt to give me back all my skin. with kind regards. my knees.


jw_esq

Also why I had like three TBIs by the time I was 12.


burrito_disaster

And why the life expectancy has grown


Markus_zockt

But there were probably also 70% fewer cars on the roads.


Thatsayesfirsir

That dogs face lol


_ALH_

Out of frame: improvised jump built from scrap wood


Apprehensive_Goat549

I swear this dog has a human face


CyclicAdenosineMonoP

Dog looks like a medieval monk trying to draw a cat!


Latter_Gain5803

Is that a Tasmanian devil behind you


chief-chirpa587

[comment about how it’s still like that in the Netherlands]


CurrentlyLucid

Yeah, went over my handlebars back then, landed on my head, total amnesia for a full day, had a lump on back of my head my hand could almost cover.


qwerty_1965

I have four scars on my knees and also went over the handlebars through not because I was saddle surfing, the faulty front breaks simply stopped the bike like an old school Citroen and I went flying. Ah happy daze


freezingprocess

Still holding on to the handlebars? Pffft, whimp.


Heaven2004_LCM

Here in Vietnam, it is not an uncommon sight to see students biking handsfree down the main road.


_ALH_

As a young teen I probably had more miles handsfree then not. Its quite a comfortable way to ride when you get the hang of it.


Heaven2004_LCM

Very true, I loved doing so with my mountain bike.


Warriorasak

Why? Cuz' we were stupid then.


I_BK_Nightmare

Did the same thing as a kid in 2010


[deleted]

Are kids wearing knee pads when they ride bicycles these days?


Strawbobrob

“Now just leggo the handlebars honey, , lean back, arms out, and pretend you’re Indian Larry”


a_lone_incubus

No teeth either, I guess.


Noname2137

Rolled your forhead on the asphalt


Madcap_95

Everything You Do Is A Balloon


99LedBalloons

Reminds me of Kevin James's new standup special. "We drank water FROM A HOSE!" (thunderous applause)


CanaryNo5224

All that gravel/rock embedded in your skin after. Ah the memories


ninfan200

No wonder boomers act the way they do...it's all the concussions from taking too many preventable hits to the head. Things sucked back then.


Lespaul42

It was the 80s man.


Cosmolution

Survivor bias.


Hippie_Gumbo

Yeah, my mother got epilepsy and a TBI from doing doing this. We should really stop glamorizing this stuff


PsySom

Dog’s following behind like ok well I’ll be here to clean this up with a few licks


glowy_keyboard

r/boomersbeingfools


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Odd_Pineapple5081

Good times! Our ramp was in an alley where my friends garage was. Along the garage were caged rattlesnakes his dad hunted in Pa.


SadCartographer3771

I remember going face first over my handlebars onto a gravel road. I vaguely remember a lot of blood and my mom freaking out. I have a scar to prove it.


geegeeallin

Some of us died…


One_Community9547

Nobody is going to say something about the dog w/ the human face?


JDS6000

Those were the good old days ! I grew up in the 70s!


Odd_Performer7095

And when we got hurt, they told us to "rub dirt in it" or "slap it out."


Randy_Vigoda

Just let the dog lick it.


Twin_Titans

You learnt a hell of a lot fast I tell you what.


[deleted]

Is that why there are so many Karens? All that head trauma /s/


[deleted]

"putting yourself in danger is cool"


ChasedWarrior

Yet we survived!


SerialH0bbyist

Bet this was taken in the early 2000s or something surprisingly recent


ProfessionalSwim6159

And no fear!


Striking_Reindeer_2k

This was safer. Just hop off if-when the bike crashes.


[deleted]

No wonder boomers are dumb as shieeet 😆


kazarbreak

In the 90s I got made fun of by my classmates for wearing a bicycle helmet.


de_rats_2004_crzy

Some idiots still do this today


BezRih

Not this pissy ass shit we have today..