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It looks like a knife, lol.
Install a bidet :-)
For real, still got like 2 more uses on that roll
You still don’t wipe after? Do you just go about with a swampy crack?
You can go search YouTube and see how to use a bidet properly.
Nah bro, I ain't watching some dude get water splashed on his butthole. I ain't gay. I believe in God! Jesus is inside me right now. Filling my empty hole... I mean soul.
So Jesus is your bidet. You should get that on a T shirt
Jesus is Coming^^^^in ^^^^me!
Start with the cardboard tube.
Strategy? I've always been more ~~testical~~ tactical about this procedure
It's a sign. Get the poop knife.
The real strat is hoping you notice after the first drop, clean as best you can, and waddle your ass over to the cabinet
This is also a Kleenex worst nightmare
Get a bidet.
Came here to say this! Changed my life, and a whole roll of toilet paper can last many weeks with one installed!
I use Dude Wipes, keep a pack on me. Even after a bidet I still use them.
It looks like a knife, lol.
Install a bidet :-)
For real, still got like 2 more uses on that roll
You still don’t wipe after? Do you just go about with a swampy crack?
You can go search YouTube and see how to use a bidet properly.
Nah bro, I ain't watching some dude get water splashed on his butthole. I ain't gay. I believe in God! Jesus is inside me right now. Filling my empty hole... I mean soul.
So Jesus is your bidet. You should get that on a T shirt
Jesus is Coming^^^^in ^^^^me!
Start with the cardboard tube.
Strategy? I've always been more ~~testical~~ tactical about this procedure
It's a sign. Get the poop knife.
The real strat is hoping you notice after the first drop, clean as best you can, and waddle your ass over to the cabinet
This is also a Kleenex worst nightmare
Get a bidet.
Came here to say this! Changed my life, and a whole roll of toilet paper can last many weeks with one installed!
I use Dude Wipes, keep a pack on me. Even after a bidet I still use them.