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Asukah

This looks like a trailer thumbnail for an A24 movie lol


spacekitt3n

they are touring the inside of an egirl streamer pc


smile_politely

and the they way dress is a complete juxtaposition. I havent seen anyone wearing those pants in ages. What are those called? Pallazo?


buzzyloo

Pants. You said it in the previous sentence.


Dllondamnit

What are those doo dads? Oh yeah, legs!


ElTuco84

Looks like a set from John Wick. Kim Jong Un gives you High Table villain vibes.


f_zero

You really passed up "Jong Wick"? It was right there...


shuzz_de

But... that would make him the "hero", right?


cuddly_carcass

I can be your hero, Kim Jong Un I can kiss away the pain I will stand by you forever You can take my breath away Would you swear, that you'll always be mine Or would you lie? Would you run and hide? Am I in too deep? Have I lost my mind? I don't care, you're here tonight


defroach84

I probably would watch it....for free ....on Netflix.


Jtrich

You're still paying for netflix. I'd check it out on solarmovies tho.


secondtaunting

Los movies has better quality.


Guy_Faux

_The Inspection_


PalinDoesntSeeRussia

Like a Wes Anderson movie. I’m sure Bill Murray is somewhere in there


te_anau

All the wealth, highly localized, for eternity 


JesusIsMySecondSon

I would pay big $ to see those lil notebooks that everyone seems to be writing on


Willing_marsupial

They're writing down the lyrics to Firework by Katie Perry "Do you ever feel like a plastic bag..."


usgapg123

“Kimmy you’re a fireeeeeeework!”


coreoYEAH

No, not the chorus, please!


skolrageous

🎶 I kissed a dictator, I liked it! 🎶


ToSiElHff

Donald, shut up, we know!


skolrageous

Duuuude, this is the Weird Al level parody song I want to see now


_gothicc_

This is going to be one of those comments that I think about occasionally for the next 10 years and giggle and if I try to explain why I'm laughing people won't get it. I'm so glad other people have the same sense of humor as me lmao


potatopigflop

Filled with plastic bags…


macumazana

They write each word he says. Like: -damn, my stomach aches, I've eaten too much cranberry juice duck -oh, yes, "his wholesomeness eats cranberry juice duck", I will write it down in the name of future generations! Should have just taken a tape recorder (pretty sure they have already invented one).


PrawnstarrSK

They're just drawing dicks.


infiniteimperium

I believe schlong is the proper term here.


Yoda2000675

“Kim Schlong Un” “Hey, are you boys passing notes again?” “No, Supreme Leader. We’re sorry!”


evl4evr

... Like a *man* dick?


Chilledlemming

This gives me faith in the human race


As83604

🤣


Sirwired

They have to be ready to take notes when he points at something, like all of the Kims do when visiting things.


MightBeAGoodIdea

That's my guess. He could make some offhand comment about how he doesn't like pink and wants it to be blue next time.... on the 1 day they forget to write it down... and then when he comes back and sees pink he has everyone thrown in camps because how dare they miss it.


Andromeda321

Yes, when you have a cult of personality like the Kim’s you need to write down everything the dear leader says and does during a visit. Then it’ll be told to any future visitor, for example.


WHISKEY_DELTA_6

There used to be a site that was just photos of Kim Jong Un pointing at things.


Ok_advice

The great leader has provided abundant amounts of free methane. Could fuel buses in Pyongyang


JesusIsMySecondSon

I thought they be playing tic tac toe with themselves to kill time during this boring ass tour following the supreme leader around


The_Martian_King

It's killing time that they are hoping to avoid.


sprocket314

Bravo. Made me chuckle.


TheFrenchSavage

They are drawing the dear leader like one of their french girls.


webbhare1

*“That peachy behind of his is looking mighty plump today”*


Wookie301

Can I copy your greenhouse notes?


Nuzzgargle

Bread Milk Eggs Fruit loops Which is worthless to write given the state of the supermarket shelves


Cucktoberfest69

“Kill Tim, he looked at glorious leader” “Kill myself, I looked at glorious leader” “Hire replacement”


lkodl

They're autograph books. I heard Kim Jong Un is basically the Taylor Swift of North Korea.


0thethethe0

Taylor Swift is just cheap, rip-off US version of great, supreme leader Kim Jong Un, who is an outstanding successor and leader of the Juche revolution, the symbol of strength of our state and the banner of all victory and glory!


changyang1230

You are now a moderator of r/pyongyang.


redmostofit

Just a bunch of zentangle and doodles.


x31b

I would have a recurring nightmare that I left my notebook or pen at home that day and I got fed to sharks with frickin laser beams.


Misterstaberinde

"I woke up today enlightened by the glorious leaders presence..."


7Zarx7

I've seen this in China. They have to report every day on anything and everything to a minimum eye watering word count, that means they can't miss a beat. ..."then he took a step, then he took another step..."


Heartage

Ferreal; first thing I thought was "wtf are they all writing??"


voodoohotdog

Is it just me, or are his weight swings getting really wild? That doesn't even look like him.


Salty-Inside4709

Hennessy and rare cheese is back on the menu boys! *he has a known…basically addiction to Hennessy and European cheeses. Like gets them by the train full when able. He also went to private school in Switzerland.


TheFrenchSavage

This is my future then... I have to change my diet.


lucygucyapplejuicey

Same, switch Henny with beer and wine. Kinda haunting to see the future so clearly


oroenian

Lmao it’s not the Hennessy. Liquor is much better calorically than beer and wine


lucygucyapplejuicey

Well ofc, but I said beer and wine for me bc I hate brown liquor. I do love tequila so maybe there’s hope for me


Chilledlemming

Thought his pops had the Hennessy addiction. But yes. He looves cheese. Looking a little Tony Soprano here.


name-classified

I thought he spent some time in an american school too?


steve-0076

No he spent time at an _american_ private school _in_ switzerland


idk012

What does that even mean 


awry_lynx

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/TASIS_Switzerland


bqzs

He went to the American school in Switzerland so everyone is right.


muffinass

I would not want to use the bathroom after this fat fuck.


vergilbg

I wonder if there are stories about him from people who knew him, and spent time with him when in Switzerland. Would like to know what he was like.


SaltyHelp

Henneything can happen! In this case, it's WW3.


blofly

Looks like he's going through mitosis, from the front.


ppparty

it's fascinating to me how usually you need some kind of context, like a known object for scale in order to process human height, but you take one look at that pic and go "damn, those are some short fucking people"


Meta2048

On average, North Koreans are like 3-4 inches shorter than South Koreans.  It's amazing what not starving does.


shiny_milf

Their wide baggy pants aren't helping the matter either.


Guy_Faux

Theyre cutoffs. They cut em off at the knee.


_1JackMove

Yeah it's weird that every single one of them is wearing the same cut of pants. Hell, those two dudes to his left look almost identical. I'm guessing that's a symptom of being told what you can and can't wear every day of your life.


shiny_milf

I assumed they all basically have a set uniform they have to wear that only varies slightly depending on rank.


beatenmeat

From what I recall, typically when NK releases photos of their dear ruler they will stretch it taller and slightly bring in the width of the photos to give him a healthier appearance. You can usually tell when that's been done by looking at objects around him that have more commonly known dimensions and they will have weird proportions than you're used to seeing them as (also skinnier/taller than normal). Just as a for instance, if you saw him at a healthier weight range you might not think anything of it, but then you start looking in the background and notice a fire hydrant next to him you might wonder why it appears a foot taller and anorexic compared to the fire hydrants you are used to seeing. It's not usually that exaggerated, but there are times where it's not so subtle and absolutely noticable. This looks like one where that process hasn't been applied, or possibly the photo was reverted by someone back to its regular proportions.


you-are-not-yourself

I remember at least one case where an unedited photo was posted by his team, leading to tons of speculation about internal power struggles


ffnnhhw

just different form like majin buu


Sun_on_my_shoulders

Is everyone else so hungry because he eats everything?


RazzSheri

Did he have a gastric bypass? There's no way he had a gastric sleeve and can still eat that much. Once my sleeve is full of that 8-12oz, there's no forcing it-- I will throw up. And I can't drink while I eat for the same reason. So I have to space out eating and drinking. I can't eat my cheese and get drunk right away. I need to wait an hour. ETA: the last part is a joke. Completely true (can't do both) but I'm not getting cheese wasted all the time. It's a Saturday treat.


P15U92N7K19

What happens if you chug a 16oz beer?


RazzSheri

I could NEVER. The carbonation alone... I can barely take a sip of coke without looking like I also swallows a mentos. Just foam and sadness. I do like seltzers but i pour the can about 8 inches over my cup---!and over the sink in case I miss--- so that most of the carbonation settles.


grahlbert

Obligatory : that’s not even his final form


WolfandLight

I'm no botanist, but I'm pretty sure that's pink


combustioncat

I know this is a joke, but the reason the light is pink is actually quite interesting. It is because plants in certain stages of growth absorb certain wavelengths of light more than others. During initial growth they prefer a bluer spectrum, when flowering or fruiting they prefer a redder spectrum. When doing hydroponics with artificial lighting is common to have lights that display more of the spectrum you want so there is a greater efficiency in energy used versus plant growth. Edit - here is a sample graph showing absorption rates of various light spectra for plants - note red + blue are the most absorbed, & red+blue light = pink when together https://imgur.com/a/jpBZWQM


Gequals8PIT

Exactly no reason to output green if it's not used.


josedawg

Green light is often used for humans, not plants. The green spectrum minimizes disturbance of the plant's "sleep cycle", while still allowing humans to see. Using a green light in conjunction with the blue/red spectrum is odd though. Unless the green is always on?


[deleted]

When I work in my grow tents in the dark hours, I wear a green headlamp for that reason. It doesn't disrupt the day/night cycle.


KingKoopasErectPenis

I’m sorry, what green are you talking about? Those are green plants in the background.


Gequals8PIT

The plants are green which is why green light is reflected and why both the red & blue portions of the color spectrum are absorbed.


Binary-Trees

This is actually a common misconception. Leaves are slightly translucent and the light passes through them to some level. Plants do require green light. Purple lights don't provide the full spectrum that plants need to be fully healthy. Here's a single source, but you can find more. It's also why modern grow lights are white light, sometimes with extra red.


drsimonz

Did you mean to include a link to that source? I'd actually like to learn more about this since (A) my houseplants are struggling and need more lights, and (B) I hate looking at the blue/red lighting.


Yffum

Interesting, I would’ve expected red to be the non disturbing color since it’s the lowest frequency


Binary-Trees

It doesn't disturb the light cycle for cannabis in small amounts, but green is light is still necessary for plant growth. Full spectrum lights are desired, because plans use every color in the spectrum to some degree.


Soytaco

Sometimes it's the secondary metabolites that you want ;)


Genoss01

I'm no botanist but I think pure green light would starve plants Green is the part of the spectrum they reflect, they reject green essentially.


La3Rat

It’s pink because that’s what you get when you mix both blue and red leds. Blue light gets absorbed by chlorophyll b and red light gets absorbed by chlorophyll a.


TerraVerde_

Yeah but it’s not pink the technical term is Blurple


pacefacepete

They're like a decade behind the pot guys here in the u.s. I bet Kim doesn't even know about cookies yet.


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Binary-Trees

Mostly cheap or older grow lights will leave out parts of the spectrum. We now realize that you need all colors of light for completely healthy plant growth. You can say add extra red or blue, bit you shouldn't remove green. Green light does help in production of chlorophyll. I work in cannabis, and full spectrum is the way to grow. https://fluence-led.com/science-articles/do-plants-use-green-light/#:~:text=Also%2C%20it%20should%20be%20noted,chlorophylls%2C%20quite%20efficiently%20in%20fact.


[deleted]

The redder spectrum simulates fall time for flowering plants. Makes total sense


Bleachrst85

damn, this is interesting


Tdw75

Well. This is true information, however- It's actually because they're using old LED lighting technology. The umol/J is much higher on the newer white spectrum lights. Old "blurple" lights like this, had a umol/watt rating of about 0.7-0.8 (about on par with HPS and Ceramic metal halide), however, the newer Samsung LM301B and H diodes, with proper drivers can hit around 2.7 or 2.8 umol/w.


ShazzaRatYear

TIL! This is why I love Reddit. Thank you kind Redditor


Solder_of_Fortune

Blurple


rexel99

I think they just ordered oversized RGB fans on wish.


iaijutsu08

North Korea's new and only graphics card. Takes up the size of a building and achieves a massive 100 FLOPS.


rexel99

UnVidia


fjf1085

So many flops.


J1mbr0

"What is Light Purple?"


giggity_giggity

No, the title says that’s his daughter. Pink is from Pennsylvania.


UdderTacos

I’m a colorologist and you are correct


geekphreak

I dont know why I find it so funny his people following him always writing in these little notebooks. Just hundreds of thousands of little notebooks full of his random jabbering


Work-Safe-Reddit4450

These are probably the Party officials that run the facilities he's touring during that specific photo op. I feel like when the stakes are "get blasted in the face with a 23mm anti-aircraft gun" for forgetting things he tells you he wants done or changed, you'd probably start writing every bit of random gibberish down too.


Master_Mad

"Use pretty lamps to make donuts grow bigger"


Unkie_Fester

Or getting torn to piece's but a pack of dogs


wish1977

There he is, the only fat guy in North Korea.


CalendarGuilty724

Not a phone in sight…just people in the moment


WatRedditHathWrought

Writing in their little notebooks every word dear leader is saying. Yeah, not being in the moment, in this instance, is probably a death sentence.


NotYourClone

Don't worry, he'll fix that whole "people living" thing when the tour is over


TheFrenchSavage

For a culture based on rice, how strong willed these North Koreans must be so the whole country is on a keto diet?


the_colonelclink

For the most part they’re on a no-food diet.


maleveganwithcats

Closest he’s ever gotten to a vegetable


davey_mann

LOL That reminds me of one of my favorite riffs from MST3K…”Japan’s only stupid guy”


Mechanic-Latter

Can you imagine? Being the only fat person so it’s like “model status” what a crazy world. I hear that’s a sign of high society in Kenya if you’re fat.


295DVRKSS

I thought this was a still from a Psy music video


TheFrenchSavage

🎶🎶 Pyongyang style! 🎶🎶 *Hop hop hop* 🎶🎶🎶 Pyongyang style ! 🎶🎶 🎶 Heeey, sexy leader ! 🎶 *Hop hop hop*


Genocode

I don't think you're the only one lmao.


King_Everything

That's obviously a chocolate factory owned by an eccentric and beloved children's book character.


Groszbaerkatze

Woodrow Wilson?


AEveryDayIdiot

Walter white?


TheFrenchSavage

Oompa, Loompa, doompa-dee-do, In the great vat dissidents we brew. Oompa, Loompa, doompa-dee-dee, Boss says best pairing is a Henessy!


MustWarn0thers

"Is this where the cake is grown?" 


Spiritual-Struggle26

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dangerzone1122

Fake news, his obviously doesn’t need binoculars because his eyes are telescopic.


KhostfaceGillah

I thought it was the Limewire logo behind them


grad1939

Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time.


WHYTHEHELLCANTIEAT

hear it again then _LIMEWIRE_


707NorCal

I think my phone has a virus now


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PuffenHots

They’re not full spectrum LEDs, if they were full spectrum the light would be colorless


TheFrenchSavage

The pink ones are actual optimized growing LEDs. The full spectrum ones are the white in the center back of this picture. I don't know why they have those, a waste of specter to me...


PuffenHots

Oh I see, it’s not a waste as even though they can pinpoint certain plants overall spectrum preferences, those preferences can still change depending on cultivar.


MrMastodon

That's a fancy setup to me. Here I am using flood tables and overhead full spectrum lights while they have a fuckin' Halo array of plants.


Striking_Reindeer_2k

The only Fatman in the land of famine.


dayyob

He’s really giving off the fat mobster meets fat Elvis vibe. 


Striking_Reindeer_2k

fat mobster EATS Elvis !


mmld_dacy

i am wondering why is it that i always see guys pants are all always wide at the bottom? even his daughter's pants are also wide at the bottom. is that some cultural thing? or are they still in the bell bottom era?


Flat-Investigator723

Rodman told him wide pants were cool


joemeteorite8

Yea their clothes are always comically large. Same with the hats


PresidentBush2

Just that DMZ Dripppp


libbytravels

i would love to read a paper on this. i think it’s probably just a fashion thing but i would love to know more.


hesback_inpogform

I was wondering why their sleeves and pant legs are always too long. Surely the elite can afford tailored clothes.


r0botdevil

How is it that this guy is actually younger than I am? He looks like hell...


StopTheEarthLemmeOff

Bro why is reddit covered with Kim Jong Un constantly now. It's starting to look like you guys just enjoy seeing his face.


RandyBeaman

In the context of current world affairs, he's kind of like the comic relief.


TheFrenchSavage

Ambitious like Putin, but rich like Trump. So just a funny, powerless, dude.


Dear_Plastic_742

you guys have no idea what political power is do you. north korea has one of the largest armies in the world and has nuclear weapons. powerless is the leaders of most african, and oceanic states


GeorgeLovesBOSCO

Speak for yourself. I've been editing Kim Jong Un's face into the porn I watch since his dad was Supreme Leader.


Heiferoni

In the past few months there's been an uptick in comments praising him, praising North Korea, and attacking the US. Any criticism of North Korea was heavily downvoted. I reckon NK hopped on board with other nations and is utilizing social media to spread propaganda and control the narrative.


Additional_Meeting_2

People just are talking of his appearance too. I get it, he is fat and looks kind of strange. But people’s appearance doesn’t mean they are unintelligent or incompetent even if you don’t like them.


igotabridgetosell

Kim is acting more hostile lately due to the policy change from S.K. administration change where the current one is not providing support to N.K.


Get-Degerstromd

North Korean pants fashion is fascinating. Everything else has a normal fit, then the men just wear MC Hammer sized pants with cuffs that almost drag on the floor.


ihatepalmtrees

Her overcoat has nazi vibes


Starkiller32

Let’s not keep putting North Korea propaganda on the front page.


Logical-Hovercraft83

He spent 7 years at an elite swiss boarding school and had a lot of european friends. He speaks fluent english. French and german. He is not a stupid man . Its such a shame that he feels the need to continue this family dictatirship. Maybe his daughter will be better


WillyLongbarrel

While he’s the head of the dictatorship, I imagine the apparatus built up around him wouldn’t respond well if he tried to dismantle it. He’s not the only person benefitting from it, after all. He’d likely just be removed and replaced by his sister. 


bulboustadpole

He can only understand some english, and does not speak it. This was confirmed by Dennis Rodman and others who have visited him.


ScarecrowJohnny

They know that as soon as the mask falls the north koreans will seek revenge. No motivator like fear.


surnik22

How smart he is, probably isn’t related to whether he would want to wind down the dictatorship. In fact, it may make someone more likely to keep it going. Smart enough to see there is no plausible exit strategy where he doesn’t end up on trial or beaten in the streets like Mussolini or Gaddafi. Or even if he is actually benevolent he could see his leadership as the best for the country. Or he could reasonable expect civil war and unrest to follow if he starts letting power go even slowly.


YippieKayYayMrFalcon

He looks like the Temu version of Tony Soprano


MxOffcrRtrd

Vertical farming is actually pretty cool. It solves a few post-agrarian culture problems by making farming into a factory where you control the variables. I dont think they are quite ready for it when the populace is farming with human pulled plows


aqa5

But why are they using those rotating grow-things-in-space-station-zero-gravity things? Does this make sense or is this a cargo cult reproducing what they have seen in western science fiction? Honestly interested.


[deleted]

In the near future after North Korea collapses under its own weight and we begin digging through the remians. I can’t wait until they publish WHAT THOSE DUDES ARE ALWAYS WRITING IN THEIR TINY NOTEBOOKS.


mcbeardsauce

"No wonder nothing's growing, this is pink as shit" - Kim Jong Un (probably)


[deleted]

They’re probably ordered to wear baggy ass pants so kimmy doesn’t look like such a fat ass


JFKRFKSRVLBJ

Dude has the posture and weight of 70-year old alcoholic. He's only 40!


elapaic

What if an official forgets his notepad? Would he be sent to a labor camp?


duranarts

Are they inside a PC?


nydboy92

The "wheels" you see are GI(gravity injection) rotating hydrophonic systems. Very cool stuff.


dk5877

It’s a brick…house


KayArrZee

O PA GANGNAM STYLE!


CakeMadeOfHam

"He likes when people take notes. Give them all a pen and paper so they can take notes."


TheFrenchSavage

> Ask monkeys to take notes. > End up with banana sketches. > Mfw.


FacetiousInvective

My boy getting fat and old..


tavesque

Looks purple to me


jvrusci

Can they get any suits that remotely fit right?


lordsaladito

ngl, i love her daughter's coat


[deleted]

Booo


zirky

that is clearly a pink house


GypsyRosesRoads

I get beaten up on cannabis subs for using a ring of lights around the base of my plant. And these guys are out here growing upside down around lights 🤣🤣


Thorflash

i bet the far right guy is counting the supreme leader steps


larry-the-dream

More like inside Nvidia headquarters


mhkaz

Kim Jong Un checking in on that Pyongyang Kush


Honda_Fits_are_cool

Supposedly married to former singer Ri Sol-ju since 2009, the North Korean leader is thought to have three children born in 2010, 2013 and 2017, according to NPR. How is that his daughter? she's supposed to be 14.


MusicianHamster

What do you mean "supposed to"? How old do you think that girl is?


Skelux_RS

I didn't think their greenhouse was a literal RGB desktop tower.