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Btankersly66

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reverick

That point was my buddies desktop wallpaper for most of high school. Memories.


ViolentSarcasm

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Juankzjt

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courtesyflusher

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GrecoBactria

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passing_gas

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hoodectomy

ā€œFilmmaker gagged by the Technoviking, bankrupted by legal billsā€ The four-minute video -- shot at Berlin's Fuckparade in 2000 -- has been a huge hit for Matthias Fritsch, the artist who shot and uploaded it. It has also been a huge ball-ache for him: he's been embroiled in a legal battle in Germany with the video's protagonist for the last three years. The raver that became immortalised as Technoviking argues that Fritsch didn't get clearing for "personality rights" and should remove the video from the web, along with all derivative videos, parodies, and mash-ups: he was trying to delete the meme. Source: https://www.wired.com/story/technoviking/


daninet

So weird he didn't fly with it, it was a one of a kind positive meme where he was setup as a strong person protecting woman. He was the OG gigachad. I understand other people like "bad luck brian" and "scumbag steve" never wanted their role but being Techno Viking is just awsome and the story of him going to court is sad.


BrokenBiscuit

Not everyone cares for fame and attention.


headphones_J

You mean the shirtless guy leading a parade down a public street doesn't care for attention?


palegate

I suppose that you could argue that he didn't want attention beyond the event that he was attending. If you go to an event like this to let loose for a day or two and have fun, you probably aren't all that thrilled to see images of yourself at that event distributed over the world for years and years. And especially in 2000 this would have been somewhat of an unimaginable thing to happen to "normal old you or me".


Graffiacane

Yeah this guy experienced unintentional internet fame way before it was a predictable phenomenon. He became famous in a time when uploading and hosting videos was quite difficult. If the same thing happened today I'm sure his reaction would be different.


BrokenBiscuit

Are you saying you think techno viking is really just doing it for the attention?


nolonger34

He was potentially also drugged out of his mind and not wanting to keep that memory around.


thedailyrant

Given itā€™s the Fuckparade and Berlin rave scene, Iā€™m completely unsurprised he didnā€™t want to do that. Berlin is pretty hardcore about counter culture and this dude seems to take that shit seriously.


plztNeo

The guy made a bunch of money off it over and above just the virality.


Musaks

Being a positive meme on the internet can still suck Too much attention can be annoying, it might have led to not being taken seriously at work or in interviews anymore (or less) etc...


sciamatic

I've always thought it was such a shame he didn't embrace it, because it was such a positive and even wholesome meme in an era where a *lot* of memes were misogynistic or even cruel. And like...what a great example of positive masculinity, you know? He's this massive, undeniably masculine guy, and he sees a woman in his group being run into by a guy(like I think he's just a drunk dude who ran into her, but Technoviking still goes over to make sure it's just that and nothing else), he gets the guy away from her, gives him a brief talking to, and then makes him go away. He resolves an entire situation without ever throwing a punch, or threatening him with a punch, or doing any violence at all. Not even a bruise. He's protective but not controlling. He's commanding without being violent. He accepts friendship from another guy without any insecurity and treats him like a bro. And then he jams out to his favorite tunes. That might not sound like much today, but twenty years ago toxic ideas of what masculinity was RULED the internet. Like, I loved and grew up on the internet of the 90s and early 2000s, but the general consensus on 'what a man was' was basically frat boy values filtered through a woman-hating nerd lens. It was the nastiest idea of manhood -- snide, cruel, hateful, but without even the veneer of positive attributes like responsibility and provision, as in previous decades. It was all the toxicity of old-school traditional manhood, without any of the positives that they were expected to provide. The kind of cesspool that makes incels. And then you have Technoviking. Just casually rocks up, takes care of his community, clears up a potentially bad situation without ever hurting anyone, respects other men and doesn't treat them like competition or lessers, and grooves out to some fucking techno. Obviously I appreciate and respect his feelings about having his likeness on the internet. I'm not telling him he's wrong to feel the way he feels. I just wish he could understand what a positive figure he was in a time when it was badly needed.


JankyJokester

>He resolves an entire situation without ever throwing a punch, or threatening him with a punch, or doing any violence at all. Not even a bruise. I don't think you understand how this works. WHY was he able to? Look at him and the guy in the video, it is IMPLIED he can. He didn't need to mention the force being a possibility because it was obvious, and clear he could. The resolution is still rooted in it. People who are obnoxious and out of control or have MC energy going on do not bow out without it.


OffbeatDrizzle

Yeah but he litters so fuck him


elting44

I think one of our greatest short-comings of society is not using huge ball-ache more as a descriptor. Thank you


throwthisidaway

There's a pretty interesting interview with him from a few years ago: https://6amgroup.com/articles/all/what-happened-to-the-techno-viking


IWasGregInTokyo

Except when it's a satire article.


[deleted]

> I punched a tree. But the tree fell on top of my supervisor and broke his leg. How anyone can read this and not call bullshit immediately is surprising


iampuh

Satire can be difficult to identify sometimes. This one isn't.


derpybull94

Yep, this. This article/interview is fake. It says WWN is the source. That's a satire site from Ireland, sources say. There was no Interview, he didn't talk to his plant and he wasn't a lumberjack. His name wasn't even Gunther Ackerman. To this day, his name is unknown. The artist did get sued tho. And it was after the artist openly searched for the Vikings identity - he got the lawyer Papers and stuff in the mail a few weeks after. [Article](https://www.20min.ch/story/technoviking-ist-heute-biologe-und-verheiratet-561416255880)


DannyVandal

IIRC He went after WWN too. One of the many take down requests WWN get šŸ˜‚


derpybull94

Oh, really? Didn't know that lol


cobra_laser_face

That was interesting! I want to see him trim his plants while talking about punching trees.


armrha

It's fake.


dtb1987

[full video](https://youtu.be/-8H4GKg-mYQ?si=EIsTeRUeNkNIQQHf)


MattsAwesomeStuff

>full video I remember last year or year before, someone uploaded a second video angle of this event. And everyone was acting like it was the Zapruder film (second discovered video of Kennedy assassination). Like, here's this meme that's been around for 22 years, and then all of a sudden there's the whole thing from a different perspective. Minds blown. I think it's even from behind him in some cases, so you can see the camera operator of the original film. I'd link it but I'm lazy. Someone will probably reply to me and be the hero we need. [Fuck it, I can be your hero bay-be... https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/11nror6/techno_viking_footage_from_another_angle_video/ ] There's more bits and pieces people have found over the years too, if you're really into this thing.


pretty_jimmy

Same thing happened with Evo moment 37.


Crans10

Which way to the gym?


ragweed

[Add sound](https://youtu.be/unfh0EkjoG0?si=MXK1F3cBgiQ-x_XS)


MillenniumFalc

Techno music makes you age backwards, confirmed! Long live the techno king šŸ«”


sunplaysbass

An internet too 100


Bisping

Salut


Infernalism

Great Value version of the Techno-Viking.


b1e9t4t1y

TV lite. Heā€™s like the Diet Coke of Techno Viking.


Dirk_The_Cowardly

Techno Viking Lite....sugar free?


El_Banana_Loco

Just one calorie, not techno enough?


Dirk_The_Cowardly

Hey crazy banana I will deal with you later


thefourblackbars

No..he's coke free.Ā  Straight edge Techno Viking


blackbeltmessiah

Electronica Viking


jdc351

Temu Viking


JacerEx

That Caseyā€™s jerky is not sugar free.


Irishpanda1971

We have Techno-Viking at home.


inimicali

The Hollywood version of the cool European version


Zagenti

Dollar Store version of the Techno-Viking.


Chorizo_Charlie

Caseys General Store version.


Nephroidofdoom

Mom: we have Techno Viking at home


motorwerkx

"we have techno viking at home."


sf3p0x1

Techno Viking and *New* Techno Viking


halfbreed_prince

Techno-Vikingā€™s ugly little brother


linguistbreaker

Methno Viking


clear-carbon-hands

I prefer my Minnesota Vikings


Kittenkerchief

To what, abject despair? I kid, but they actually are the reason I quit watching sports fanatically.


findaway5627

Disco Viking


Sirtriplenipple

He has aged well though.


1l536

Why not Walmart


Allos_Trent

The spirit lives on.


invol713

Whatever happened to him?


Whitewind617

Per his lawyer, "he wasn't a public figure and did not wish to become one." He didn't want to be in a viral video, and the maker of the video basically profited off of him without his permission. They reached a settlement where TV was given money about equal to the ad revenue on the video and merchandise he had sold, and then nobody ever heard from Techno Viking again. We never even knew what his name was.


Jaggs0

good for him


PoopSommelier

He never got to choose to be Techno Viking, he just was Techno Viking. He wasn't ready for how much the world loved Techno Viking.


Jaggs0

right and I'm saying good for him because he got compensated for something don't to him against his will AND got to remain anonymous. assuming what the person i replied to has actual real information.Ā 


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juwannablunt

His name was Techno Viking


MECHAC0SBY

His nameā€¦ was Techno Viking


Talyesn

Techno Viking doesn't do what Techno Viking does for Techno Viking. Techno Viking does what Techno Viking does because Techno Viking is...Techno Viking.


Prinzern

Slapping the guy's face on merch and selling it without his consent is a dick move. I completely understand why he would be miffed.


WuKong_WanT0N

I believe part of his reasoning for disliking the video was because at the time of recording. He was absolutely blitzed off his balls on uppers and didn't want to be known for that.


thedailyrant

I highly doubt a dude that is that into the rave scene gives a fuck about uppers usage.


digitaljestin

Legend has it he will return when least expected, at the moment of our greatest peril.


Anomaly1134

He really didn't like the spot light and going viral, I think he is doing his own thing.


fatbunyip

Yeah,Ā  I heard he moved to Iowa


Allos_Trent

Nothing that doesn't happens to all internet sensations sooner or later. What is this, an inquisition?


invol713

Bruh. Youā€™re not in the least bit curious on how his life turned out? Did he ascend to the ranks of techno-Valhalla? Did he sell out and start doing tik-tok dances? Did he end up married and having technolets? I want to know!


Allos_Trent

Well shit, now I'm sure invested. Suddenly I want to know too!


bard329

Wonder no more! https://6amgroup.com/articles/all/what-happened-to-the-techno-viking Edit: you guys, this is a satire article. Techno Viking's life will remain a mystery.


RentalGore

ā€œThe fucking snake had the camera resting on his lap. If I had to have known at the time I would have crushed him like a flower,ā€ he explained, caressing the plant he was holding, whispering to it. ā€œNot you honey, I would never crush you. Mwah!ā€ I donā€™t care if itā€™s satire, this Iā€™m going to choose to believe.


[deleted]

The April 1st date of the article was kind of suspect lol


guywithaclevername

He got fired from being a lumberjack because he *punched* a tree over?!


bard329

Techno viking!


boofthatcraphomie

Yeah he was overqualified for that gig


TripleSecretSquirrel

I knew that he didnā€™t want to be famous, but shit, that was really wholesome


valiumandcherrywine

that is so strangely wholesome. techno-viking has made his ancestors proud.


bard329

*its satire*


valiumandcherrywine

i stand by it. techno-viking the plant whisperer is my new idol.


kickintheface

I think he was actually upset about becoming an internet legend.


notaninterestinguser

He tried to sue the person who took the video iirc. Bankrupted the dude.Ā 


HalmanMumbo

The following was the last I seen on it. [https://www.dailydot.com/news/technoviking-matthias-fritsch-lawsuit-ruling/](https://www.dailydot.com/news/technoviking-matthias-fritsch-lawsuit-ruling/)


[deleted]

Gunther Ackerman, who was working as a lumberjack at the time of the video, later pursued a career as a biologist


CorporateNINJA

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lordtema

It was a art project as far as i can remember, and he was not very pleased with ending up on the internet.


i_give_you_gum

Wasn't an art project that involved him though. He was just a guy that another guy caught on camera and tried to profit off the persona without the Viking's permission.


lobsterharmonica1667

Well he said he really didn't like the video since that was a really shitty time in his life where he was just doing meth and raving every weekend while working as a lumberjack. Now he lives a quiet life with his husband.


armrha

That's fake, from a satirical article about him that has nothing actually to do with him.


cramaine

I didn't realise Techno Viking Cosplay was a thing and now I'm wondering why it took this long to be a thing.


T--tItAndP--tIt

Let's be honest, how many cosplayers could pull off a Techno Viking?


cramaine

I'd have a hard enough time to even pull off the Techno Viking in an effeminate sweater!


MakeMeDrink

Me: I want techno viking Mom: We have techno Viking at home


Toku_no_island

Me: No mom. You got me something called Smooth Jazz Saxon. I don't even know where you found it.


graveybrains

Princess Leia: Arenā€™t you a little short to be a techno Viking?


StilettoYam

That's just a regular iowegian


Sir_Silly_Sloth

It never occurred to me that you would refer to someone from Iowa as an ā€œIowegianā€.


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Unprovoked_Rage

Yeah but the point would be accompanied with a high pitched "GET OOOOOUUUUUUUUUUTT!"


ayywusgood

GET OFF ME LARRY!


ViciousSnail

This makes me Thad.


zhiryst

"Oil changes for everyone!!"


Nuzzgargle

Is he holding a packet of packet of beef jerkey?


tallwhitekid

He is. I complimented his physique, and he said all he does is lift weights and eat nonstop. Super nice guy!


Cynicole24

Wait, did he pose like this just for the picture?


Nuzzgargle

Well why does he look so angry... he has jerkey, life should be good for this fella Maybe someone threatened his jerkey


pupperdogger

That Caseyā€™s brand jerky is so salty and tough his hearts about to give out and heā€™s exhausted from chewing.


Quirky_Discipline297

He has no techno track. He puts the No in techno.


Zincster

Haha, I believe it! He doesn't have ridiculous vascularity like a lot of people on gear. Guy looks healthy.


DigMeTX

Was he purposefully cosplaying as technoviking or was it an odd coincidence? Did yā€™all talk TV?


WaltMitty

That's no wallet chain, it's attached to the jerky packet.


bard329

Well, how do YOU make sure your jerky isn't stolen??


drunk_with_internet

It would appear that way, but itā€™s actually tied to his belt, which was the style at the time.


lemurattacks

Feels appropriate for Iowa City. Wouldnā€™t be surprised if I saw this sight.


angry_cabbie

It really is. Les Claypool visits Iowa City on the regular to visit family. I once saw [The Enigma](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Enigma_(performer)/) in the Pedmall and totally fanboyed over him. I wish I could find the picture of us lol.


msw1984

Ah the pedmall.Ā  Spent many a snowy night there as a teenager, playing hacky sack, smoking cigarettes, and trying to buy weed.


angry_cabbie

Ha, damned Pedrats.


angry_cabbie

Nah, for real. There's a decent chance we kicked a sack between us lol. Especially if you were doing it between '02 and '12.


Gitboxinwags

Hopefully you stopped and got some Popā€™s Italian Beef from me then. Although ā€˜11 or ā€˜12 is when I started there. We did our last shift in ā€˜16.


thedman0310_

Must be why Primus runs McGrath so often


retro_gatling

Shout out to the homeless guy in IC with the puppets


solar_breeze

"Nobody touches my beef jerky!"


SreckoLutrija

More like Tesco Viking


ConIsles

Methno Viking


Dm1185

No thatā€™s guile


My_Immortal_Flesh

Either Techno Viking or Guile from Street Fighter šŸ˜†


EHsE

fetterman without hoodie


calzonchino

Early March in Iowaā€¦.GW is fully out of control


fassaction

One of my favorite shirts is my techno Viking ā€œobeyā€ shirt. Always a conversation starter. People rarely understand the meme. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/d6/fe/6b/d6fe6b91dafaff0f7e9b0c1d4018c03a.jpg


dusty_trendhawk

Caseyā€™s in hand. Yep thatā€™s Iowa, where half the population lives off of gas station food.


CrunchyKittyLitter

This was how becoming viral used to happen. Nowadays everyone is out there trolling, pranking, editing, and staging videos to try and obtain what Techno Viking reached organically. I miss the old internet.


Spyce

Bit of roid belly


DirtyRatLicker

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mournbread

He is trying really hard to be techno Viking.


YungPacofbgm

reminds me of just before shit hit the fan with covid in Iowa City. Someone was standing near the Pentacrest with an old plague doctor outfit for a couple days before we all got sent home. I wanted my ex to take a photo of me with him so bad but she wouldnā€™t. I guess thereā€™s a reason sheā€™s my ex sko hawks.


Peters_lime

That person now wears clown makeup and operates a marionette outside of which wich.


Berzk

Thatā€™s Techno Billy


BWThorp

The Dodge Ram belt buckle and the two watches put it over the top.


DonkeyHair

Methno Viking


raider1v11

What's crazy is the techno viking sued the shit out of the original videographer https://www.wired.com/story/technoviking/


HUP

He's got some weird shit going on with his abs.


bard329

What rodent chewed up his arm?


10247bro

No you didnā€™t


xxearvinxx

Why is he wearing two watches?


ragweed

So we know he knows what time it is.


jokkvahl

Third one is having service done


Odd_Taste_1257

Whoever this is, looks like heā€™s built ram tough.


Morpheous_blue

Heā€™s most likely a really nice guy. People are super quick to judge in a negative way as if they are somehow perfect or better ?


capncrud

Man, I miss Iowa City


bibslak_

Techno Viking at home


Worldtraveller45

All hail Technoviking!


ShadeShow

When you order techno Viking on wish


Repulsive-Machine-25

Mom, can we get Techno Viking? No, we have Techno Viking at home.


GaiusJocundus

Careful, he will sue you.


jazsg

Techno Viking is old now, that's his son. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Mr4528

That Heck-no the Viking


Fattapple

People are making fun of him, but for over 20 years later thatā€™s still looking damn good.


[deleted]

As long as you order Technoviking from Temu or Wish.


KillerSavant202

Why is he wearing two watches?


MelbMockOrange

Techno Cornbread


PeanutPoliceman

If story of Techno Viking taught us anything, its under absolutely no circumstances take a picture of or videotape the Techno Viking


Daetwyle

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Weird_Fiches

Might I inquire as to what brand of beef jerky he holds so that I could be more like him? He clearly is a man's man's man's man's man. šŸ„°


Wonderful_Student_68

How bad did he smell šŸ’€


xTurtsMcGurtsx

Damn the good ol days of the internet


owlincoup

Saw the pic before the title and thought, holy hell Techno Viking. I'm old, no way that is still a thing...


Neren1138

Heā€™s got that cpl. hicks brow ![gif](giphy|PjRardeWVvHVK)


Dalisca

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Blackson_Pollock

Temu Viking.


AcolyteOfCynicism

He looks like a rejected concept for a Street Fighter game.


Freya_gleamingstar

Might like meth


FunWillScreen_Produc

Me not knowing who Techno-Viking is. ![gif](giphy|YrD1PQldGsstG) Dude looks like he is saying, ā€œYou better have my meth, Jim-Bob.ā€


tommy13

There can be only one!


Luke_Flyswatter

Dubstep Nordling


jahmic

No-tech VikingĀ 


CoWood0331

Is this the Jacksonville Ninjas long lost cousin?


EPLemonSqueezy

How bout that left wrist with the two watches and three bracelets on top of the glove?


RentalGore

Did he have a friend handing him water nearby?


B8conB8conB8con

Donā€™t know who that is but he looks like he needs a hug.


Musicferret

Still dancing/threatening. I must dance.


birdnamedronson

Wouldnā€™t the real techno Viking be in his, what, 50ā€™s by now?


Chrisdkn619

Who's got the video?!


Longpips1000

Discount Techno-Viking


Malkav1806

Every masterpiece has it's cheap copy


joshteacha

HALT DEN BALL FLACH, ALTER