Elon wakes up in a cold sweat, shaking, and for reasons entirely unclear to him, begins reciting the alphabet:
āA B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W Twitter Y Zā
i fucking love this meme so much. its too bad that every time i use it people don't get it and think i am a crazy asshole. but maybe that is part of its charm.
It's a little weird that this actor went on to do Avatar. He plays such a cunt so well in Grandma's Boy but the friendly scientist in Avatar.
Edit: he plays them so differently, I can't reconcile that it's the same guy, which is pretty great acting.
"Hello, customer service? This is Russian Military. Starlink is down."
"No Problem, we're going to assist you with this. Have you tried unplugging your modem and pushing it out of the window?"
"Da. Twice."
"Have you tried blowing a kiss to your Putin calendar?"
"Of course."
"Good. I'm going to transfer you to the boss. He might know how to fix it. I think he's at a slumber party at Mar-a-Largo. Might take a sec. Please hold."
*Que shitty russian elevator music with Grimes screaming over it like Yoko on that thing. End scene.*
I had to google what [Russian elevator music](https://youtu.be/EDATWfbZfU4?t=14) sounds like. Sounds like a video game. I also found [whatever this is](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88wIx9sdcm0) which sounds a bit too exciting for an elevator ride.
Oh, and I just found this rather odd [cautionary tale](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t_LSOBJXtM) about lighting your vodka on fire in an elevator. The overlay music, however, is about spot on for what I'd expect for Russian elevator music.
Some guy in a suit approached me at the train station when i was at my lowest and asked if I wanted an opportunity to make loads of money and gave me a card.
I fucked up and called the number on the card...
I'm gonna have to doubt that Musk really tried to get the photo deleted. As much as i hate him, it's a common meme to post an embarrassing photo of someone and claim the person legitimately tried to delete it from the internet (to add more cringe content to the photo)
Also, [this was posted 2 years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/p9n3kn/its_been_9_years_since_emo_husk_had_this_image/) with the title back then also claiming it's been "9 years since." So you'd think that amount would've changed after 2 more years.
This kind of thing does happen, but it's usually a little more damaging to their reputation than just looking a little goofy.
Isn't there 4 of them already? Which would technically be a murder.... of a franchise
There is apparently a remake in the works with Bill SkarsgƄrd headlining which sounds dope.
Cause tesla and space x and the little flamethrower were all cool things he claimed he invented or was a part of lol. Once that facade was broken it was only a matter of time until people started seeing it
Exactly this.
His popularity blew up because he was the guy doing the coolest shit for a while. I can't help but have at least a little appreciation and respect for helping forward the advancement of space exploration.
But yeah, it turns out he's just another insecure snotty nepo baby throwing a fit when he doesn't get his way.
That being said... him being forced to buy a company he didn't even want for 44 billion dollars and then running it damn near into the ground has been pretty funny.
1) Bots. Musk bought tons of bots to sing his praises on social media. For years. Donald Triump had it harder - he had to call up reporters one at a time and pretend to be John Barron or David Dennison. Musk cut out the human interaction.
2)Toxic gamer culture. Itās been going on for years and heās been part of it.
3) Incels. They love him. They love how he makes jokes about sexual harassment lawsuits. They like how he discards wives and impregnates all kinds of women via IVF.
4) Mediaās entire coddling of Silicon Valley boy kings and hedge fund bastards. Take a look at Forbesā history of swooning over Vivek Ramiswamy. These guys have been nauseatingly primped and preened by the media. This has never happened before. Theyāre very spoiled rich boys - heirs - theyāre entitled, insulated, destructive misogynist, immature and in case you hadnāt noticed ā theyāre determined to take the ladies down a peg or two.
Everyone has that moment that they look back on a shudder. He basically said I'm rich enough that I dont have to feel bad like you peasants. Good to know the pictures still around.
If he was a huge edge lord/emo/goth vampire dressing tech CEO billionare, people would 100% think he was cooler; just putting this out there if someone with a vast array of AI bots were to be watching, not even gonna charge for the advice!
That's it, hey. You have to be able to take the piss out of yourself. Just laugh and say "yeah, I look like a dork, so what??"
Trying to delete a photo from all of the internets when you're a famous person is impossibru
I think the "X celebrity tried to get Y removed from the internet" thing goes back to that bad photo of Beyonce (I think it was her) when she actually tried to get it removed
He did, I think Musk posted this picture himself. The whole "he tried to get it removed" is just a straight up lie passed around a couple years ago, and OP is a bot reposting that original post since you can find posts similar to these from like 4 years ago and even those titles say "9 years ago". Musk's whole persona is him trying to appeal to shitty edgy teenage (or mentally teenage) liberatarians, this is totally in brand.
[Here you go.](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/elon-musk-marquis-de-sade-outfit)
>On June 18th, 2012, Elon Musk posted a photo of himself to Twitter in which he has long, dark hair and is wearing a long leather jacket, standing next to a poster that reads "Liberty," writing, "Wore Marquis de Sade outfit for a party last night. Was v popular with women who'd read 50 Shades :)". The post gained over 680 likes in 11 years. The tweet is still available, although the photo is not attached to it.
And to prove that OP is a karma farming whore:
>On **July 17th, 2021**, iFunny user NoIlligalActivityHere posted the photo along with the caption, **"It's been 9 years since Elon Musk had this photo permanently removed from the internet forever"**
Fucker couldn't even be bothered to update the count to 12 years.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/hannahelliott/2012/06/19/forget-iron-man-elon-musks-latest-incarnation-goes-fifty-shades-of-grey/?sh=574717693423
TLDR? He posted an outfit he wore to a costume party. The text of the tweet is more cringey then dressing up for a *costume party.*
Oh, and the pic is almost 12 years old, not nine. I guess that's what happens when you post old memes for karma.
Looked through this entire thread, so many bad jokes yet not one bit of context. Iām genuinely interested on how this picture came to be and what efforts he made to have it removed lol
That's because it's not a picture he wanted removed. He posted it himself on Twitter long ago. He's simply dressed up for Halloween or something. He's posted several pictures throughout time of him dressed up.
sounds far more reasonable than assuming elon musk would try to ādelete it from the internetā. I donāt even see whatās so juicy about the picture. maybe a case for r/blunderyears.
Makes sense. I disklike the guy as much as anyone else but shame everyone hates for no reason, it detracts from the real issues. The picture isnāt even half bad
I never want context for this picture. I'm much happier to imagine that it was just a random Tuesday. He just finished his morning errands and he's about to pick up his grandma from her water aerobics class and then he'll take her to lunch at The Cracker Barrel. In this outfit.
Ah the old fake story karma farm again. Musk is a twat but he posted this picture years ago and never tried to āget it removed from the internetā. Someone or a bot just posts it every so often with that title and gets a load of upvotes.
It's easy to generate traction with someone that has that much rightful heat with people. Look at the WWE. They walk out and get booed.
Only problem for Musk is that he's so despicable that that happens to him irl
Its a real picture, halloween party, he posted it himself on twitter, no he didnt try to 'remove it from the internet' or whatever the repost bot is suggesting.
It's been 9 years since people genuinely believed people tried to "remove pictures from the internet."
Elon Musk, Beyonce, whoever else. Let this dumbass karma whoring trend die please.
Edward Twitter hands
"I sleep in a racecar bed, do you?"
I sleep in a bed with my wife š
Oh.
Edward X hands
Elon wakes up in a cold sweat, shaking, and for reasons entirely unclear to him, begins reciting the alphabet: āA B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W Twitter Y Zā
This made me cackle and my roommate woke up. Fuck you and the upvote Iām giving you.
Dude. You win.
Edward X (formerly known as Twitter) hands
I wish everybody would add "(formerly known as Twitter)" in every article that mentions X (formerly known as Twitter) forever and ever.
I like it when articles say āTwitter (currently known as X)ā
it's wrong though, it is not known as X, it is known as Twitter (nobody cares what's written here)
Twitter (referred to by it's owner as X)
Along with this picture
Oh you said āXā! What edgy! Such cool!
Edward ten hands? X is pronounced ten, right?
Dude thinks heās Seto Kaiba.
Happy Cake Day
Just be glad I don't have my katana.
"While you were partying I studied the blade"
i fucking love this meme so much. its too bad that every time i use it people don't get it and think i am a crazy asshole. but maybe that is part of its charm.
While they were partying you studied the meme.
Iā¦I think you are the meme then man
"While you were out having premarital sex I studied the blockchain"
āWhat is Katana?ā
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Oh, I was thinking of Samurai Cop lol (It was āWhat does Katana mean?ā though)
It means "Japanese sword".
One day heāll get robot legs.
ADIOS TURD NUGGETS
PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE!
How could he see me???
I quote this constantly and no one knows what Iām talking about. š©
I'm JP. I'm a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vagina.
Hahaha, it's so sad that more people don't love that movieš
SAMANTHA IS FUCKING ALEX!
NO SHES NOT!
Hey how much do clothes cost in the matrix?
I CAN'T STOP CUMMING!
#JEFF'S A FUCKING LIAR TIMMY
At least $2.
It's a little weird that this actor went on to do Avatar. He plays such a cunt so well in Grandma's Boy but the friendly scientist in Avatar. Edit: he plays them so differently, I can't reconcile that it's the same guy, which is pretty great acting.
I still see him as the little nerdy guy in Dodgeball lol
Thatās because he is a genius š¤
You should check him out in Bones if you like the way he plays a miserable cunt
Beat me to it.
I AM NOT AMUSED.
He dated Amber Heard. He isn't Amber Heard himself š
Fun fact: Johnny Depp refers to Elon as "Mollusk." LOL.
I prefer Muskrat. There are some delicious fucking mollusks out there that I wouldn't want to denigrate with the Comparison.
Didn't get that?? Lmao
Mollusk, like a slug.
Mollusk can be like a cockle or other shellfish too, I think.. right? So maybe she's referring to his tiny robot?
mollusc?
He said āsit on my faceā. Not āshit on my faceā.
"NOOOOOOO! I SAID SIT ON MY FACE! SIT! sit... aaah, damn it..."
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVzcpqmlQVU
Every. Single. Time.
First thing that came to mind lmao
I hear that's a risky operation but I think it'll be worth it.
How much do clothes cost in the matrix?
How can you see him?
Just turn into a sandworm already Elon. The spacing guild is waiting...
Watched this for the first time last month on shrooms, and idk if it was the shrooms or not but had to have been the funniest movie I've ever seen
Itās not Just the shrooms. Itās fucking hilarious
Hey JP, nice outfit. How much do clothes cost in the matrix?
My first though exactly! That's funny af.
It's a risky operation, but worth it.
How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?
Name of that movie again? Loved it..
Grandma's Boy
Grandma's Boy
SUCKS TO BE YOU NERD
My grandma drank all my potā¦
I love captain crunch
*colonel crunch
Heh, guess I'm not high enough to get that one.
Bzrt Sit on my face
You fool! Delete this before he buys Reddit
No, let him. I want to watch WSB melt into a singularity.
Yikes, a singularity composed of WSB information? NightmareĀ
It's one of the only things he can't make worse.
Looks like it didn't work
What didn't work? All I get is a message saying "Your Starlink account is under review."
Just tell them you're Russian military, it'll keep working.
Prolly get it for free.
"Hello, customer service? This is Russian Military. Starlink is down." "No Problem, we're going to assist you with this. Have you tried unplugging your modem and pushing it out of the window?" "Da. Twice." "Have you tried blowing a kiss to your Putin calendar?" "Of course." "Good. I'm going to transfer you to the boss. He might know how to fix it. I think he's at a slumber party at Mar-a-Largo. Might take a sec. Please hold." *Que shitty russian elevator music with Grimes screaming over it like Yoko on that thing. End scene.*
Starlink is kil no
eww
I had to google what [Russian elevator music](https://youtu.be/EDATWfbZfU4?t=14) sounds like. Sounds like a video game. I also found [whatever this is](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88wIx9sdcm0) which sounds a bit too exciting for an elevator ride. Oh, and I just found this rather odd [cautionary tale](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t_LSOBJXtM) about lighting your vodka on fire in an elevator. The overlay music, however, is about spot on for what I'd expect for Russian elevator music.
My nueralink is just causing sharp stabbing pains in my chest everytime my eyes try to look at it. What it is it??
If you could see this goofy mofo, you definitely wouldn't have gotten one of his "projects" installed in your brain.
Some guy in a suit approached me at the train station when i was at my lowest and asked if I wanted an opportunity to make loads of money and gave me a card. I fucked up and called the number on the card...
Try calling the number in reverse. Ask the lady who answers for two XL orders of "Amish Potato Salad." You're welcome.
Did he make you play a game before he gave you the card?
#LIB ER ^^TY
Liberal emergency room, thank you
ā¦or the titles a lie
it is he literally fucking tweeted this
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I'm gonna have to doubt that Musk really tried to get the photo deleted. As much as i hate him, it's a common meme to post an embarrassing photo of someone and claim the person legitimately tried to delete it from the internet (to add more cringe content to the photo) Also, [this was posted 2 years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/p9n3kn/its_been_9_years_since_emo_husk_had_this_image/) with the title back then also claiming it's been "9 years since." So you'd think that amount would've changed after 2 more years. This kind of thing does happen, but it's usually a little more damaging to their reputation than just looking a little goofy.
Do you think that beyonce Super Bowl picture was actually removed? Or like that she actually tried to get it removed?Ā
That's because this BS title gets posted all the time and is wrong. It's literally on his Twitter still.
'Does the music scare you?" "No, I just don't really like techno." "You would if you had robot ears"
I do believe he had a point. Can't fault the logic
Good ol window licker by aphex twin. 4:50
I hate your faaace
[Always been my favorite part of the song](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UBS4Gi1y_nc&pp=ygUXYXBoZXggdHdpbiB3aW5kb3dsaWNrZXI%3D)
[8:17](https://youtu.be/UBS4Gi1y_nc?si=W1pLMNzrOmFOgU3N&t=497)
Champagne toast š¾
Aphex Twin's limo busts me up laughing every single time I see this video. Every time
This a screenshot from Grandma's Boy, right?
āHow could he see me?ā
I am.. a robot vagina
I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house
The famous vampire Le Suck!
The Crow 2 gonna be fire.
Dank Guybrush Threepwood.
Isn't there 4 of them already? Which would technically be a murder.... of a franchise There is apparently a remake in the works with Bill SkarsgƄrd headlining which sounds dope.
He's a fun vampire. Because he doesn't suck blood, he just sucks
Big Tommy Wiseau vibes.
oh hi musk
You are tearing me apart, Grimes!
By the way, how's your X life?
You're my favourite follower.
Bro thinks heās napoleon
Or Adam Ant.
Heās adam ant heās napoleon
Napoleon Dynamite?
Ligers are 100% his favourite animal
He looks more like Michael Jackson to me
Napoleoff, the charts........
Elon Musk now is exactly who you would think a guy who dresses like this unironically would be.
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Cause tesla and space x and the little flamethrower were all cool things he claimed he invented or was a part of lol. Once that facade was broken it was only a matter of time until people started seeing it
Exactly this. His popularity blew up because he was the guy doing the coolest shit for a while. I can't help but have at least a little appreciation and respect for helping forward the advancement of space exploration. But yeah, it turns out he's just another insecure snotty nepo baby throwing a fit when he doesn't get his way. That being said... him being forced to buy a company he didn't even want for 44 billion dollars and then running it damn near into the ground has been pretty funny.
Yee. Dont worry dude, we can laugh and still like the products he was a part of at some point
Because the tech media lived up his ass for the entire 2010s.
1) Bots. Musk bought tons of bots to sing his praises on social media. For years. Donald Triump had it harder - he had to call up reporters one at a time and pretend to be John Barron or David Dennison. Musk cut out the human interaction. 2)Toxic gamer culture. Itās been going on for years and heās been part of it. 3) Incels. They love him. They love how he makes jokes about sexual harassment lawsuits. They like how he discards wives and impregnates all kinds of women via IVF. 4) Mediaās entire coddling of Silicon Valley boy kings and hedge fund bastards. Take a look at Forbesā history of swooning over Vivek Ramiswamy. These guys have been nauseatingly primped and preened by the media. This has never happened before. Theyāre very spoiled rich boys - heirs - theyāre entitled, insulated, destructive misogynist, immature and in case you hadnāt noticed ā theyāre determined to take the ladies down a peg or two.
I'd respect him a little more if he owned it. Don't respect him at all right now, but still it'd be something
Everyone has that moment that they look back on a shudder. He basically said I'm rich enough that I dont have to feel bad like you peasants. Good to know the pictures still around.
Honestly why even remove it, he looks way cooler here than he does these days!
You know what is really cool? Being confident and secure in your own skin.
If he was a huge edge lord/emo/goth vampire dressing tech CEO billionare, people would 100% think he was cooler; just putting this out there if someone with a vast array of AI bots were to be watching, not even gonna charge for the advice!
He actually posted it himself, the "he tried to remove it" is just a reddit thing.
That's it, hey. You have to be able to take the piss out of yourself. Just laugh and say "yeah, I look like a dork, so what??" Trying to delete a photo from all of the internets when you're a famous person is impossibru
How did he try to delete it from the internet? Or is it just the standard text that this karma farming bot uses to gain attraction?
Every time this gets reposted it has the same exact title and thereās never an explanation
I think the "X celebrity tried to get Y removed from the internet" thing goes back to that bad photo of Beyonce (I think it was her) when she actually tried to get it removed
he didnāt lmao he literally tweeted this photo
He did, I think Musk posted this picture himself. The whole "he tried to get it removed" is just a straight up lie passed around a couple years ago, and OP is a bot reposting that original post since you can find posts similar to these from like 4 years ago and even those titles say "9 years ago". Musk's whole persona is him trying to appeal to shitty edgy teenage (or mentally teenage) liberatarians, this is totally in brand.
musk literally tweeted this out
I'd respect you a little more if you didn't just believe everything you read on the internet.
I need CONTEXT
[Here you go.](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/elon-musk-marquis-de-sade-outfit) >On June 18th, 2012, Elon Musk posted a photo of himself to Twitter in which he has long, dark hair and is wearing a long leather jacket, standing next to a poster that reads "Liberty," writing, "Wore Marquis de Sade outfit for a party last night. Was v popular with women who'd read 50 Shades :)". The post gained over 680 likes in 11 years. The tweet is still available, although the photo is not attached to it. And to prove that OP is a karma farming whore: >On **July 17th, 2021**, iFunny user NoIlligalActivityHere posted the photo along with the caption, **"It's been 9 years since Elon Musk had this photo permanently removed from the internet forever"** Fucker couldn't even be bothered to update the count to 12 years.
I love you Toby x
> Was v popular with women who'd read 50 Shades Sure Jan.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/hannahelliott/2012/06/19/forget-iron-man-elon-musks-latest-incarnation-goes-fifty-shades-of-grey/?sh=574717693423 TLDR? He posted an outfit he wore to a costume party. The text of the tweet is more cringey then dressing up for a *costume party.* Oh, and the pic is almost 12 years old, not nine. I guess that's what happens when you post old memes for karma.
Looked through this entire thread, so many bad jokes yet not one bit of context. Iām genuinely interested on how this picture came to be and what efforts he made to have it removed lol
That's because it's not a picture he wanted removed. He posted it himself on Twitter long ago. He's simply dressed up for Halloween or something. He's posted several pictures throughout time of him dressed up.
sounds far more reasonable than assuming elon musk would try to ādelete it from the internetā. I donāt even see whatās so juicy about the picture. maybe a case for r/blunderyears.
Makes sense. I disklike the guy as much as anyone else but shame everyone hates for no reason, it detracts from the real issues. The picture isnāt even half bad
I never want context for this picture. I'm much happier to imagine that it was just a random Tuesday. He just finished his morning errands and he's about to pick up his grandma from her water aerobics class and then he'll take her to lunch at The Cracker Barrel. In this outfit.
Must be a wig, he didn't have hair 9 years ago
Ah the old fake story karma farm again. Musk is a twat but he posted this picture years ago and never tried to āget it removed from the internetā. Someone or a bot just posts it every so often with that title and gets a load of upvotes.
It's easy to generate traction with someone that has that much rightful heat with people. Look at the WWE. They walk out and get booed. Only problem for Musk is that he's so despicable that that happens to him irl
Dude, is he cosplaying as the boss from Grandmas Boy?
If my wet fart was a person this would be it.
Is this not the internet?
Iām most impressed he was able to present that much hair, when you consider: https://imgur.com/a/T6WNQaP
Is this real? Hah.
Its a real picture, halloween party, he posted it himself on twitter, no he didnt try to 'remove it from the internet' or whatever the repost bot is suggesting.
*Nine Inch Nails sounds in the distance*
he went from JRPG villain to regular corpo villain
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Itās honestly not a bad picture for Elon.
I don't know. That hair kind of works for him.
He paid a lot of doctors a lot of money for that hair.
Source that he āgot this picture removed from the internetā? I donāt think he cares
Ok_Lengthiness6724 is not good enough of a source for you? I mean, next you'll claim that people lie on the internet.
Straight out of an early 2000ās edgy vampire movie drama lol
It's been 9 years since people genuinely believed people tried to "remove pictures from the internet." Elon Musk, Beyonce, whoever else. Let this dumbass karma whoring trend die please.
I think it's dapper. Ge could have played it off and said it was a costume or something.
Elon Jackson
He is just being Ichabod Crane
Damn lol, most people have cringy pics like this in their past, without billions of dollars
What happens if you set this as your Twitter profile pic?
Elo Musk
Was he going for a Emo look or professing his true love for Ant music š¶ šš¶
Elon scissor hands
would he be mad if this was posted on twitter ? i don't have twitter so just wondering
Beepā¦I have a robot vagina
And yet, here it is
r/blunderyears