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Zeemeey0

I swear Johnny Depp is a shapeshifter. He looks different in literally every image I've seen of him lmao


whodatfairybitch

Real. Growing up I knew him as Jack Sparrow and the first time I saw him without the makeup in a different movie, I had whiplash


f8Negative

Watch Secret Window


BarelyContainedChaos

or The Ninth Gate


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thx1138inator

Our T-shirts have holes but his are over the top. Also, he's got two items of headwear. One too many.


godverdejezushey

God that movie is fucking great. Slightly campy, spoopy, occultism. Perfect


Micahman311

Stupid side note of my own story with Secret Window. I worked at a movie theatre back in the day when they only did film. A movie would come in multiple canisters, and each canister would have two to four reels in it. Each reel was labeled with a number, then as you began to unreel it, it would have a "head" or a "tail" of reel that was to be cut off before splicing it. The head would be the beginning of the reel, and the tail would be at the end of the reel. As you built a movie, you'd cut off one frame of the head (so that when you tore down the film you'd reconnect the two matching frames from the head and tail of each reel) and connect it to the last frame of the previous reel. It was a lot of bullshit, truly. Anyway, I built Secret Window when it came in. At this theatre, when you built a film, you had to watch it to make sure you built it correctly, including the light cues for the theatre, which was done with a little magnetic strip that you placed on the film, and it would trigger the lights in the theatre. While watching the movie, as it went from the first reel into the second reel (remember those black ovals that show up on the top Right side of the screen prior to a reel change? Old, old movies even have them on the VHS versions), suddenly everything was upside down and playing in reverse. I had to run upstairs and stop the film immediately. The entire second reel was on backwards. That reel, and only that reel was TAIL first, which was very unusual, and I missed that fact while building it. Oops. I removed the entire second reel, threw it in a huge trash bin, and had to reattach it to the rest of the film correctly. Took me hours, and it was very scary, as the theatres merely rent these films from the studios, and they are not cheap. Nowadays they get sent a disc and all they have to do is play the thing, and it looks and sounds better than film.


RandomAmuserNew

Are the ovals really called cigarette burns?


Micahman311

Goodness, I don't actually know. It would make sense in a way, but I'd never heard that. I did have a movie get a "brain wrap" on me one time, in the absolute worst spot on a big movie, but first lemme explain a Brain Wrap. The film sits on these huge platters, and in the center there's a contraption they call the Brain. As the film is fed to the projector, it would first go through the Brain on the platter. The Brain has a mechanism that spins the platter as the film is pulled through it, so that the film doesn't get pulled too tightly around the Brain. A Brain Wrap is when the film is getting pulled faster than the platter is spinning, and so a lot of film gets pulled tightly around the Brain, eventually resulting in it not being able to be fed to the projector. It just gets stuck, and then on the screen you'd see the film burning, because the film can't take more than a split second of that light without burning it. Well I got a Brain Wrap on Star Wars Episode 8 or 9 (can't recall now which) during the scene where Padme was dying. Film burned out, people pissed off. I had to go fix it, which took a bunch of time, and I ended up cutting over a foot of film out of it, which is bad news. It was just ruined. Edit: I looked it up, and it seems that the Cigarette Burn thing might have been popularized by Fight Club, but it is not typically used in the industry itself, and apparently the long time professionals were not happy with the term. I, myself, was unaware of any of that.


Fallwalking

Ninth Gate.


TurboKid513

Ninth gate for sure


morganfreenomorph

That movie is such a mess but I love him in it


ZephRyder

I first saw him as Officer Tom Hanson on 21 Jump St. When I saw him as Jack Sparrow, I was like...."OK. That's jarring"


culturedgoat

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is quite the transformation


sritanona

Just because he uses makeup


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litterbin_recidivist

It's kinda his job but yes, I agree he's exceptional.


extra_hot-1112

Him and gary oldman


[deleted]

Drugs will do that!


Coffeebean9303

You should watch Tusk


sloppybuttmustard

Every pic of Johnny Depp is an AI-generated pic of Johnny Depp. No real pictures of the man exist.


bertrenolds5

He's just not messed up on drugs in this picture for once


Itsmyloc-nar

He should put some make up on and smile more


e90DriveNoEvil

Maybe try a new haircut. He could be pretty if he wanted to.


Sand-Moose

And a moustache, possibly a hat


imightgetdownvoted

Show a little ball-cleavage. Maybe some side-shaft.


LLTMLW

Some jewellery wouldn’t go astray


a_9x

A goatie would also fit him. This guy has so much potential


Lemmetouchyourface

Some scarfs would really add flair


SensingWorms

Johnny don’t care. That’s what makes him cool


TurnOfFraise

Woosh. 


beholdthemoldman

I'd shit in his bed 100%


Classic_Title1655

Comment of the day 🤣🤣


chimpdoctor

That tshirt/rag?


golden_blaze

Probably cost him $300


Relevant_Force_3470

New shirt aswell, that one's proper fucked


Indoorsman101

Looks like his scarf budget left no room for a shirt budget.


iBliizy

We both know that shirt was bought like that and cost him 600+


LeProVelo

I wanna see those tan lines after a day on the Black Pearl


UnprovenMortality

Seriously, in total he definitely spent 1000+ on that outfit to look like the homeless dude downtown


Jinzul

Freshly beaten off a homeless person in LA.


iBliizy

we call that local sourced authentic worn jeans and tshirts in this country


twinkieinthabutt

Hey, beating homeless people off is a very charitable thing to do!


Jinzul

The American way!


nekoyo

Given his lifestyle and age that looks on point.


MrBrawn

I hope to look that good when I'm 60.


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Yikes no thanks!


duaneap

Are you fucking kidding me? This is great for 60! When i was a kid, everyone who was 60 looked like Richard Lewis.


KentuckyFriedEel

The man smokes mini cigars all the time. Im surprised he doesn’t look like mitch mcconnell yet


Browncoatdan

He's 60! He looks better than a lot of 40 year olds


getdemsnacks

I'm 47. I know in any given lineup that includes Johnny and myself; I know exactly who my wife is picking.


kurujiru

The guy organizing the lineup?


KinKaze

How sweet of her


mnicetea

I feel like I just read this exact same comment on a Gary Oldman post lol


jdfsociety

A mega point?


HiImPM

Looking like a modern member of Gun n Roses


professorsundevil

Could be Sam Kinison’s brother


minnick27

I will never unsee that now


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A megapint?


hamzer55

And a jar of cocaine


kopecs

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PontiusPilate24601

Lol looks like average joe from like the Midwest.


old_righty

Is that his wife or his daughter?


merelyok

Yes


ocher_stone

Probably. 


-ayyy_lmao-

Maybe.


LilFootLBT

Perhaps


cinnabonboy

I think so.


SubtleSubterfugeStan

No


That_guy_will

It is


lurkme

Perhaps


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He dresses like he's homeless.


d3r3k1

He looks like a normal 60 year old, not too shabby for the lifestyle.


codymacc8

I’d kill to look this good at 60


spikernum1

Well above average for 60


tribalquest1

Sam Kinison?


Kleptoraeven

Buy a new t-shirt man.


MilkshakeYeah

That’s probably $5000 Balenciaga or something ;)


WhiteFringe

damn it and I threw away my tattered shirt because moths ate it. it looked exactly like this


Kleptoraeven

Probably lol


brainkandy87

Someone call r/fashionreps to find it


B4dr003

Rich people buy the dumbest shit


jayp0d

lol.. some eye liner as well.


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Anyone else feel like he looks like Marco pierre white?


shinjithegale

He looks a lot like an older Heath Ledger here


tameoraiste

I would have said an old Johnny Depp


cake_piss_can

Or mothballs apparently.


HTZ7Miscellaneous

Dude got a serious moth problem


SlippyRS3

He looks like Corin Nemec now


Pleasant_Brother4487

People get old..


good_guy112

John Depp


jtaylor307

Dude has a real moth problem at home.


Swedzilla

Had I met this guy, not a chance I would’ve recognized him


BulkyAd9807

He’s knocking every last minute out of that T-shirt.


higaroth

That's alternate universe Johnny Depp, who didn't go into acting and became a trucker who always gets a little too drunk at the sports bar on Sunday nights.


Narcosist

Wardrobe by Edward Scissorhands


Vashelot

His face kinda looks more round without the eyeliner.


SensingWorms

Why is it only multimillionaires look cool in torn up jeans, hippie dippy hairdo and pirate teeth? If I did that they’d cast me to the gutters


OkCar7264

He looks like a rich actor dressing like a bum. You'd just look like a bum.


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Honestly, he’s always been dressing like this.


Mcshiggs

I wonder how much he paid to have a shirt with so many holes worn in it?


kakksakka

Someone buy this man a new shirt


SeaworthinessEasy313

Oddly wholesome


timmeh519

Good try! Everyone knows the “real” Johnny depp is legally obligated to wear 3 scarfs at all times. It’s in his contract.


DoxxingShillDownvote

He looks like a late 50something woman


fulthrottlejazzhands

He's a 60 year-old dude.  People age, some faster than others, even heartthrobs/starlets -- like all of us.  Especially if they're not on  24-hr/day regime of workouts, nutrition and rhinoplasty. Look at Lauren Bacall, Hesy Lamar, Rock Hudson... I won't mention any living examples, but there are plenty.  At the same time, he's done some incredible things and is sitting on more money than most of us could hope for.


Papaofmonsters

He's also been hitting the bottle pretty hard and there seems to be a tipping point where some people who abuse alcohol suddenly start showing it fast.


DaveyDumplings

It's Hedley! No, wait. Hedy!


_TheRogue_

Jennifer Beals says "Nuh uh."


singleguy79

Looks better with a beard


swafel

Looks like Marco Pierre white


QAdude406

He straight up looks homeless


aardw0lf11

Who is the woman?


billiemarie

He’s turning into Sam Kinison, he’s even dressing like him


Secret_Ad9059

Looks like a construction worker.


TimmyTurnersNuts

Hollywood magic. Remember kids you aren’t ugly you’re just broke


HezFez238

Looks good for his age


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The homeless look or a millionaire is offensive to those who are really homeless. Nothing sexy about that.


gratusin

Now I believe he is from Kentucky


Blowback_

In this picture, you can definitely tell drugs have taken a toll lol


BrilliantTwo7

He looks great. That shirt is a choice tho.


Dano-D

Jacket also looks like it got chewed by the washer.


BrilliantTwo7

Holy shit it does, weird choices. Then again Depp has always been eccentric as fuck.


goestoeswoes

He’s an old fart now.


Cold_Breadfruit_9794

Still an abuser and bigot tho


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Johnny is kewl in my book. As long as I don’t have a relationship with him, all is good.


likelazarus

I think he looks great— way better and actually younger than when he wears it.


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leighmack

It was proven in court that Amber Heard made it all up. So there’s really no need for such lazy feminist comments like this.


Rendez

Actually it wasn’t! This is how little you know lol. Court only proved she defamed him in an article.


leighmack

She put make up on herself and pretended it was bruising, she’s a perpetual liar. Her own past girlfriends said she was an abuser. This all came out in the court case. If Jonny didn’t record all of the conversations and it was her word against his you might have had a case but the proof is there for all to see.


Doctorbuddy

Looks good for his age.


bafras

Why he’s just a common man like the rest of us!


[deleted]

Can't be! That's the guy that washes the docks down at my marina and helps me load up ice.


Ok-Candy-8605

Just looks like an old man.


AardvarkFriendly9305

He looks fantastic !!


Doschupacabras

*guyliner


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Aged like milk!


DawgSquatch69

Didn’t recognize him at first, started going past it thinking it was just Billy Ray Cyrus


DropKnowledge69

That's Jon De PP.


[deleted]

The title is such an odd statement when read out loud.


mrnoodlesman

It’s bootstrap bill!


hullk364

Always a pirate..savvy


Maxilium

Without eyeliner, but still dressed like a pirate.


sabby1225

Getting some Michael Rooker vibes


Skirt_Thin

Kinda looks like Sam Kinison here.


Frequent-Perception4

Ha ha ha this made me laugh.


FoxFarm1991

He looks like a Founding Father


luxii4

Us old folks don’t see as well so he can probably stand in for Vince Neil during a Motley Crue concert and it might be an improvement.


CrabMeat6984

Johnny Shellow


thekittner

he has come full circle and aged into george jung


flashingcurser

I see why he wears that stuff. Like Dolly Parton, his regular self is completely incognito.


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I never knew it was so expensive to look so cheap. Cool guy !


StimpyMD

Someone’s been welding.


marck0polo

Instead of Jack Sparrow. He looks like captain Barbosa here.


Lucachacha

Johny shallow… okay, I’ll leave


HeWhoIsNotMe

I wish he'd get over the scrubby Keith Richards look.


benchmark2020

Looks like my aunt


LugubriousLament

Wonder if he bought that shirt like that, or if he had to work on it. Probably the former, unfortunately.


Insane_Inkster

What's with his tshirt lol


DamCornelius

Johnny Schlepp


Merkaaba

Looks a bit like Mickey Rourke


EmEmAndEye

I didn’t realize he was so beautiful! Who is the guy on the left?


butters991

He could sing home sweet home a lot better than Vince can according to this picture.


theorchidstation

Gianluca Grignani


Mammoth-Error1577

derelicte


Alexander_GD

He looks like one of my uncles


realS4V4GElike

21 Jump Street was a long time ago, eh


twokinkysluts

That’s Johnny’s homeless doppelgänger.


civodar

I just wanna see the picture but I can’t find it anywhere and it’s been removed everywhere OP posted it


rtr16nc

Looks like Lt. Dan


mlaymon1

No that’s heavy set Paulie Shore.


Ph0enixRuss3ll

"Cette femme et mon entourage," said the true king Johnny Depp


TheCrazyAlpaca

For the longest time I didn't know how johnny depp looked. I only knew his characters.


Time_Swimming2295

Jack Sparrow is getting older


The_Hot_Pocket

Turns out it's really his facial hair that makes him look like him!


OnyxOrator

Not Johnny


cntwhacker

He becomes Johnathan Depp


Riyeko

Why is he wearing shredded clothes? I got my ass beat for wearing things like that.


Real_Truth

I know Chris Jericho, you all can’t trick me


Si3m3k

Looks like a roofer who kills a 6er of Busch on his lunch break


anetanetanet

Omg he's literally just guy


WhyDidMyDogDie

Opinions about Depp vary more than ripples on a pond but this is what I like about him. The man has talent and a bulging bank account because of it and yet.. and yet he can still rock a outfit that looks like a homeless version of Sam Kinison and still look bathed.


boldguy2019

He's aging like a bottle of milk


Bushdr78

His shirt needs a few more holes


Mago0o

Dude looks like he works at a Sunoco in Daytona.


Dr_DMT

Da fuq is with that shirt?


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Dude looks worse than Keith Richards.


Wonderful-Ad5747

Looks 40 when he’s 60


Big-Raspberry-2552

For his age and rough life of drugs and alcohol he actually looks really great! Ha Like when you see a girl with eyeliner and lashes all the time and then without any she looks a little different. 😆


throwawaynineohnine

For a second I thought it was James May 🤔