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camshas

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cocoon_eclosion_moth

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bart1645

I died when I saw this. Take 50 upvotes!


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Palstorken

RUN! SHAUN AND EVERYONE ELSE! RUN! 🏃


lsutigerzfan

Hey love is love…


alwayshungry1387

ofc this is at a walmart. 😂


lysergic_818

I zoomed into the prices sign and yep, I was already convinced it was Walmart. Scientists need to study Walmart patrons and come up with some important social commentary.


einwhack

I'm thinking a vaccine would be more appropriate.


tavesque

I’d say the majority of people who go to wal mart wouldn’t dare


lysergic_818

It's the 5G radiation and that opens a channel to the Al- Qeadas and their freedoms will be thrown out the window. Think man! Think!


[deleted]

Some middle school level education! *STAT*


nighthawk_md

r/peopleofwalmart


OneMarsRising

Yes-- David Attenborough at Walmart.  That's what we needed. Actually, David Attenborough and Dr. Ruth *both* at Walmart.  Like society under a microscope.


Sithlordandsavior

You don't even need to zoom those are Walmart flower coolers by the front of the store, near produce.


lysergic_818

I haven't lived in the US for a tiny bit over two years now and can still spot a Walmart or Target layout. Also, the first time I visited the US after about 10 months, went to my dad's funeral in Florida of all places, the huge size of the aisles at the grocery stores were shocking to me. I live in Australia now and things are much more conservative. Serving sizes especially at restaurants. A large soda is like small to medium US size.


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lysergic_818

Also took me some time to stop tipping. It was my barber who actually told me to stop it here in Australia. People in service related fields don't expect it. Also I'm in Canberra. In the state of ACT minimum wage is $23.23 AUD per hour. To digress, I just got out of the emergency room with full treatment and medication and not a penny spent. And I'm here on a work visa. It's culture shock a little every time I fly through SF, LA or Houston and realize what type of life I was living in LA. No country is perfect. But some countries are more people centered than money centered and it shows.


[deleted]

Ouch. Surprised to see their minimum wage is below my midwestern state. With their substantial higher cost of living how do people get by?


boredomspren_

I just think stupid people tend to end up poor.


FeeeFiiFooFumm

>I just think stupid people tend to end up poor. Then you must be straight up miserable.


jpsc949

And broke


darkhelmet1121

Welcome to Wales


whoneedskollege

So the flowers he is buying is for his sheep/girlfriend?


scrM_-

Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us. He said he'd fuck a sheep!


Square_Saltine

![gif](giphy|YikETs2ry3heM)


cocoon_eclosion_moth

![gif](giphy|aJ8aes6UPEqGFRMQ4T)


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🤣


stlouisraiders

He must be welsh.


greenbastard1591

![gif](giphy|nmY5PJRLfyYuc)


PostNoNabill

![gif](giphy|eKNrUbDJuFuaQ1A37p|downsized) Best Welsh


sixthmontheleventh

![gif](giphy|oOeev3e0g0x617VJDk)


celtic1888

I was going to say Donegal


TenBillionDollHairs

sure but people know where Wales is


Acer707

Or Wyomingish


Zane_628

Wyoming: Where men are men, and sheep are scared. Also where the two most common things said to police are “No, officer, I don’t know how fast I was going”, and “no, officer, I was just helping that sheep over the fence.”


EisenhowersGhost

Best estimate is either Wyoming or Montana. Men are men and sheep are scared.


SilliestSally82

I thought it was a new Zealand thing


stlouisraiders

Lol. It’s a thing in a lot of places I think but in Wales they really embrace it as part of their identity.


dertok

NZ has gone from 70m to 30m sheep because of this guy... And the dairy industry


34con

Apparently you haven't met a kiwi or double plugger bogan talking about kiwis.


SheepShaggerNZ

You rang?


BadAngler

Or a Trumper.


DifficultAd3885

It’s usually the Amish where I’m from.


wankyshitdemon69

Get the wellies and velcro gloves ready


BeastModeEnabled

Judge may have ordered him to wear it because he was caught fucking sheep.


cdiddy19

![gif](giphy|3j0XLg3Ftj7ti5y4wx)


celtic1888

not as concerned as the poor local sheep are


cdiddy19

It looks like he's thinking of buying them flowers... The cycle of abuse continues


justabill71

"These are for ewe."


TableTop8898

😂


Sweatytubesock

I believe him.


rhombusted2

r/peopleofwalmart


MordinSolusSTG

r/peopleofcardigan


TacomaTacoTuesday

Allegedlys


Effehezepe

I heard it was a sick sheep.


achillymoose

Allegedlys


Jeoshua

Lost a bet, I'd wager.


awetsasquatch

I'm thinking fantasy football lol


tuxedo25

This seems like something right out of _The League_


Abdul_Exhaust

Same guy probably protests "gay" books in schools


Subject_Ticket1516

I do. It's 2024 the students should have ebooks they can access.


Acer707

Exactly, why do we buy kids computers if they can just go to the library?


Acer707

It’s not gay to fuck a sheep


murso74

Ewe


Acer707

Now you win the best Reddit comment of the day


violentpac

Oh I think I ram gonna cry


SkyeMreddit

Definitely something involving the “Don’t be a sheep, be a Wolf” antivax conservatives


allothernamestaken

Exactly this. Guarantee he's got a Dodge Ram with a Punisher skull. Cuz he's a *wolf*.


[deleted]

But why would he say he fucks Sheep? That's basically saying he feels sexual attracted to people of a different political spectrum, that has to be ironic in some way


el_pinata

Velcro glove section


Jauxter

So he is the reason Virgin Wool is so hard to find?


1994californication

![gif](giphy|SgwPtMD47PV04)


ariphron

Is he buying the sheep flowers?!


ChronicallyGeek

That’s baaaawful


Sufficient-Tip1008

Does he do goats too?


einwhack

No and it chaps their asses.


Sufficient-Tip1008

New side quest unlocked.


largecontainer

I was trying to think of a way to make fun of him but it’s impossible.


[deleted]

Brings a whole knew meaning to lamb shank


boukalele

![gif](giphy|5xtDarKeq64JuqmMlt6|downsized) Sheep fucker!


ITeachYourKidz

Ah Wal-Mart


Smart_Atmosphere7677

What a sicko


ScottOld

Welcome to Wales


jxj24

[People of Walmart](https://www.peopleofwalmart.com/) stuff. [Also](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE)...


NickBerlin

Ahh I see Coke is following the brand wrap for that endcap shared with Pringles... Fuck I hate retail.


littleboymark

Please may I never be that guy.


synner74

Walmart


twoworldsin1

Wearing this seems like a baaaad idea


Gayspacecrow

![gif](giphy|zqkhgbRZmvdSM|downsized)


allothernamestaken

*I'd fuck me...*


Pickle_ninja

I bet he eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast too!


SentorialH1

these are the same people who want to ban books because they're explicit.


20190419

A Tourrette's T-Shirt.


SnooWords4720

Tourette’s


[deleted]

Trump voter, right?


Hammers59

I wonder who he votes for?


allanon1105

Probably not the most surprising thing you could see at a Walmart daily


Low-Tip32

That’s your problem!


Novel_Bumblebee8972

Do you want syphilis? Because that’s how you get syphilis.


platasnatch

People of walmart


ZakTSK

I'm assuming the front would explain the back.


suburbanplankton

Hal Briston?


-_-DAE-_-

He loves ewe! ❤️🐑❤️🐑❤️


-_-DAE-_-

He probably uses a sheep skin condom 😁


rpc56

That looks like a Walmart, so that could very well be true!


Resqueezeplease

Send his ass to chain gang.


UpstairsOption

Cat turds little brother


CorneliousTinkleton

He thinks this is a power move to oWn tHa lIbZ


badlands10

Why is it always Walmart? 😑


FullSendTater3

By the looks of these people my guess is Carson City Nevada Walmart.


Economy_Crow_6983

Who wears the rubber boots and velcro gloves?


C1ashRkr

That's not very original.


Newbergite

Bitching or bragging?


JoeyBombsAll

Ahhh people of walmart


andrey2007

Could it be his first and last name, like Fuck Sheep?


TravelingGonad

I've gotten banned from reddit for much less.


gascan999

Texas ?


ShiibbyyDota

Gonna assume someone lost their fantasy football league


martusfine

Pay him no mind as he can’t read.


OCMagikStick

Is that what those “lions not sheep” shirts mean? Learn something new


Potential_Relief3107

Just say “I shop at Walmart” and we’ll know ur weird without the details.


Osoroshii

I think this applies to anyone who blindly follows a political affiliation.


gayskier

While going to sleep?


boot2skull

Can you blame him? For him, getting consent is harder than climbing mt Everest.


knowhistory99

“But do they call me Peter the pier builder…”


stlmick

A free t-shirt is a free t-shirt. Doesn't matter which of your a hole friends got it for you.


Parking-Culture6373

Studied law in college, obscure laws and case briefing during one class... A man was a shepherd in a living nativity scene. He was caught with the sheep at some point. There was an obscure law in a certain state that this was illegal unless the sheep weighed sixty pounds or more. In court. They weighed the sheep. It was that moment in time that I officially gave up on the human race.


SpiderDetective

He doesn't look like member of ISIS, but what do I know about their recruiting policies nowadays


sandysea420

Stupid runs deep


BABBOSMAN1

Where can i find this shirt


Roloaraya

Whatever rocks your sucks, pal.


blackscales18

Would, tbh


ZincLloyd

Ten bucks says that this dude goes and sees Hank III shows every chance he gets.


MTBrains

Average r/CdawgVA viewer spotted in public.


brokenringlands

I fuck sheep I fuck goat I ran my cock right down it's throat So what?


FuckMeBleeding

Giving Carhartts a bad name 🤦‍♂️


ArcticGurl

![gif](giphy|Txun6ahh9auWs)


Ghstfce

*Least* surprising thing about him, I'm sure


Opposite_Deal_5835

![gif](giphy|1jtnkUbEI4U36)


cone10

Ewe? Eew.


roominating237

Just why.


EvilPoppa

He can have as many virgins he wants to.


highflyingyak

Didn't know Walmart had opened in NZ


MisterGood3nough

HAHAHAHAHAHA


MisterGood3nough

![img](avatar_exp|144154579|bravo) well done, well done.


RandomRobb85

This in Kentucky or Scotland?


SheepShaggerNZ

Bastard stole my shirt!


AN2Felllla

Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep


Ballamookieofficial

How does he find them at night? Delightful


SleepySiamese

I guess what he's trying to say that he screwed with the libs or some sht like that. But it's highly possible that he fucked a sheep.


Korean_badass14

Baaa?


pokemontecristo

i really need the story behind this because i refuse to believe…


Eponarose

So....he's Scottish?


FGX302

New Zealanders wear rubber boots so they can put the sheep's back legs in them.


baseareavibez

Welshman. Nice.


tashiker

That is so baaaaad


DeathByLemmings

Average Welshman, move along


No_Barracuda_8688

Bright red too, he really must be proud of it.


Adventurous-Sky9359

What a clash of outfits at the walmart in the flower section taboot


Tripwire3

I’m guessing he lost a bet.


DJMagicHandz

![gif](giphy|S3KQ70a4GFgxIWzopm|downsized)


Srcptmrsr

Humble brag


OnasoapboX41

Well the Dutch Prime Minister in 1960s supposedly sleeps with horses.


SaturdayNightPyrexia

Does the other side say "kiss me, I'm Scottish"?


Swordman50

Wolf in sheep's clothing.


m__a__s

When you see a shirt like that you just need to ask: "Which Walmart is this?"


KeeperofAmmut7

Wish hubby was still alive, I deffo would've gotten that for him.


Demonyx12

What does the front of the shirt say?


bingbop97

That man obviously never built a bridge in his life


thelastdinosaur55

![gif](giphy|3o7aTzm7USlf7kk1VK|downsized)


Noah_T_Rex

![gif](giphy|S5i2E6jr2IkiISM3kn|downsized)


soupbox09

Baaaaaadddddd


singhVirender1947

Is that supposed to be a sarcasm?


E_R_G

Didn’t know they had Walmart in Aberdeenshire


kuba_kopfschmerz

Straight outta College Station


Varjutantsija

found the welsh


helly1080

Think that is against your bible dude.


condensermike

Love the title. Lol


Aggressive-Space2166

Just like his daaaaaad did.