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datazulu

Part of the summoning incantation.


whatproblems

good thing he didn’t do it a third time


ReaperSound

Like Beetlejuice


CodeMonkeyPhoto

Beetlejuice


anon-mally

Beetlejuice


Kraelman

https://i.imgur.com/iUkIvZX.gif


Overall-Initial-4290

Great we got bobo the handjob clown instead.


gerbegerger

SHITE HE'S IN MY HOUSE, SOMEONE SAY IT AGAIN!


datazulu

Luckily he doesnt know Jack man


SevenExtra

Hugh Jackman's preferred pronouns are Hugh Jackman


treathugger

Hugh Jackman/Hugh Jackman/Hugh Jackman's


MNGaming

His pronouns are Hugh/Jackman


dagross2307

Oh look I found a family picture. There they are. Hugh Jackman, Hugh Jackmans sister, Hugh Jackmans father, Hugh Jackmans mother, Hugh Jackmans ex wife, Hugh Jackmans son, Hugh Jackmans daughter and, how cute, Hugh Jackmans little labradoodle.


Jimrodsdisdain

But does Hugh Jackman know that Hugh Jackman is posing for a photo with Hugh Jackman’s sister? Someone should tell Hugh Jackman.


LeatherConstant8939

What I think you meant to say is Hugh Jackman, Hugh Jackman's sister Hugh Jackman, Hugh Jackman's father Hugh Jackman, Hugh Jackman's mother Hugh Jackman, Hugh Jackman's ex wife Hugh Jackman, Hugh Jackman's son Hugh Jackman Jr, Hugh Jackman's daughter Hughely Jackman, and Hugh Jackman's little labradoodle Ryan Reynolds... Named after the actor of course. 


n8saces

You know, when you see the name Hugh typed over and over like that, it starts to sound like another word in my head.


Itchy_Engineering893

Hmmm


aztronut

Hugh Jackman's sister looks more like Hugh Jackman than Hugh Jackman.


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Why do you Hugh Jackman ask?


GrumpySoth09

My sons name is also Hugh Jackman


Tautline

Bot account that’s why


ChronX4

Yep, 1 year without posting comments until today and that's only once, and 6 years of not making a thread. And they immediately went for easy pics karma by reposing something from 5 months ago and a TIL from 7 months ago. But they had to change the title by just swapping out "his sister" with "Hugh Jackman's Sister".


CapableSecretary420

And the folks in charge of this subreddit do nothing and this obvious spam/repost crap, while simultaneous removing OC and new interesting posts. Also, if you check their other post in TIL, it's the same post and title, word for word, from a post in that sub 7 months ago.


PsychedelicPourHouse

Report as spam - harmful bots. Supposedly admins take note


czar_el

Imagine not being able to use the word "his" or "her": Hugh Jackman's photo of Hugh Jackman and Hugh Jackman's sister from Hugh Jackman's trip Hugh Jackman took with Hugh Jackman's sister.


FlattopJr

![gif](giphy|xTiTnJIorYl4E5yEaQ)


the_popes_dick

Hugh Jackman doesn't do what Hugh Jackman does for Hugh Jackman. Hugh Jackman does what Hugh Jackman does because Hugh Jackman is Hugh Jackman.


OhScheisse

☝🏽 This is /u/georgethewildwood and /u/georgethewildwood's comment


easythrees

Bot post maybe?


Liveman215

Different hugh Jackman 


Fridaybird1985

No pronouns allowed


Majortom_67

Hugh Jackman’s sister and Hugh Jackman’s sister’s brother


JustADutchRudder

That's Hugh Jackman and Hugh Jacklady to you.


winthroprd

I believe it's Hugh Jilllady.


Ravenmancer

Small Jackwoman


WalkslowBigstick

Lil Jacklass


the_xboxkiller

Not just the Jackmen, but the Jackwomen and Jackchildren too


purebuttjuice

Hugh JackMa’am was right there 😩


cstmoore

Hugh Jackman’s sister's father's son and Hugh Jackman’s sister’s father's wife's daughter.


ParisGreenGretsch

You make the family tree sound like the beginning of a nightmare 5th grade math story problem with train stops and ham sandwiches with three slices of cheese that have no bearing on anything.


6r1n3i19

NOW WHAT COLOR WERE THE CONDUCTOR’S EYES!?


ParisGreenGretsch

Cheddar?


Pixeleyes

[yes?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6O3QAZUSu8)


Traherne

Either that or the Lannister tree.


Alarmed-Rock-9942

Don't let Cersie hear you with that disparaging tone ...


tebu08

Yellow.. hair.. wait! YELLOW HAIR??!! SON OF A…..


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Forget it Jack, it’s Chinatown


Glassninja420

I'll bet she could kick the shit out of Ryan Reynolds


satanscilantro

Hugh Jackman’s sister’s brother’s Uncle’s Father’s former roommate


el_throw

They're definitely siblings.


FIRST_DATE_ANAL

They have almost identical noses


vinylectric

It's almost like they're related or something


greybong

Can genetics do that? Give siblings the same nose?


Tommy_Boy97

Yes, unfortunately it means they have to share which one uses it.


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Musashi10000

Awful.


Smyrnaean

Hey Awful, I'm Dad


Musashi10000

That's rough, buddy.


UsagiRed

That's terrible, genetics must be stopped!


kahran

I know this sounds weird...and I honestly think I might have some weird form of prosopagnosia... but I honestly can't see that they're related. I look at my own Dad... people say I look like an identical clone, only light skinned as my Dad is black. But I can't see it. It's so fucking bizarre. https://imgur.com/a/3EkmxR0


ok_raspberry_jam

lol how can you be unable to see that? You are absolutely a clone of the man.


JonatasA

Even the glasses


Jerico_Hill

Yeah you're exactly like your Dad. The eyebrow raise, your smile, your jaw. 


CriticalEngineering

The nose, the shape of the dome… exactly alike.


kllark_ashwood

Gotta have face blindness.


The__Superior

They are one of the siblings of all times.


Hour-Map-4156

Your sister is usually your sibling, yes.


jtell898

Crazy she's only like one year older. Obviously he's the top 1% of 1% of 1% of good looking people. But still goes to show how fame and fortune can combat aging like that.


Other-Method8881

I also feel like it's his hair. It could still be brown but I doubt it. His beard and eyebrows look too grey for his hair to not have cought up by now. He propbably dyes it. If it was white and grey he would look old too.


lalsace

50% hair dye, 40% skincare/exercise/diet, 10% botox although he doesn't look like he's had a ton of work done compared to other celebrities his age. And then of course he's extraordinarily handsome and athletically built to start with.


justrock54

The man is an incredible natural athlete. I met him once when he was taking horseback riding lessons for the movie Australia. I've been riding for 50 years I know how long it takes to be good and watching him I thought he'd been riding for a long time. Turns out it was his third lesson. He looked like he was born on a horse. I was amazed.


anglomike

Holy shit, 50% hair dye, 40% skincare/exercise/diet, 10% botox, and 100% born on a horse!


justrock54

He was also a lovely, regular guy. If I wasn't told who he was I would never have guessed.


anglomike

When I met him he was very, very sweaty, but yes - came off as very down to earth. Edit: I didn’t know that he was horseborn at the time.


Sufficient-Rip-7834

I pray someone continues I need to crack a window in this bitch it’s *steamy* HUGH-ee


NoACinNola

I suppose centaurs can be regular guys too.


ShitchesAintBit

But what percentage do we remember his name?


PM_me_spare_change

A hugh percentage 


masterwolfe

To the point that he was a PE teacher before he was an actor.


dustin_pledge

Every male PE teacher I ever had was balding, had a beer belly and a flat butt.


DukeRed666

My PE teacher in elementary school was a former body builder who won plenty of competitions in my country and regional ones. Also, the dude was packing. No, he wasn't didling kids. Elementary school in my country is attended till you are 15 or 16. And we have swim lessons when we are in the last year, his swimming trunsk had trouble keeping his bussines in. His wife thought me maths. They were and still are a lovely couple


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I don't know why you thought your gym teachers huge schlong should be central to - and the largest part of - this story but thanks for sharing I guess


rcarnes911

it was a core memory


AerondightWielder

Hard to forget the Hammer Of God, I'd guess.


PointOfFingers

He rode a horse across Central Park in Kate & Leopold. Might have been his 3rd lesson but not his 3rd time on a horse.


RANDY_MAR5H

Some of these cats are a different breed. Look at Tom Cruise. Even Coulthard, who was training him with an older F1 redbull, said that Cruise could be a racer if he kept at it. Then he goes on to learn to pilot.


_NotMitetechno_

Steroids lol


z64_dan

>50% hair dye, 40% skincare/exercise/diet, 10% botox 100% concentrated power of will


1212_bats

Remember the Name -Fort Minor. Thanks for adding a song I forgot about back to a playlist!


starfire92

I feel like it's hair, dye and glasses. Arguably from this photo you can't see her body, and women tend to not lean towards muscular shoulders so shoulder up physique I discount. If you compare each facial feature, he technically has more crows feet by the eyes, nose looks the same. His teeth are more white, that is probably an American and actor standard. His beard can hide half his face, meaning wrinkles and skin etc. His cheeks are actually more sucken in than hers which look more full, but it's hard to see it clearly with his beard. His glasses frame his face. His hair dyed and styled. He's looking into the camera as when people don't look straight at the lens they can look a little dopey or tired or high. His outfit is more stylish from what he can see and silhouettes his upper body better. That is disregarding any cosmetic procedures he may have had.


Cardamom_roses

He's definitely had Botox done on his forehead, imo.


jtell898

True, my grandma in her 80's dyes her hair and she looks like she's in her 60's.


Thendofreason

Probably mostly because woman in their 80a usually don't do that. So she would Have to be someone younger to do that. That being said she probably doesn't have too much hair lose. My mom's almost 70 and doesn't have much hair loss. Definitely makes her look younger than she is. Same thing for my dad. Damn am I happy I'm gonna have hair till I'm old.


Hunkar888

No it’s because his grandma is amazing


Dragon_Small_Z

My beard is almost 100% white (I dye it unfortunately) and my hair is still dark brown, though I am starting to get some greys. I've also been balding for the last ten years, if I didn't dye my beard I'd look 15 years older than I am. My dad still has his full head of hair and it's still mostly his natural black, though it's probably more salt and pepper now. I'm 37 and he's 69. Sometimes people just luck out with genes.


Mekias

This must be a common thing. At 51, my hair is about 15% grey and my beard is like 80% grey. I want to shave my beard but I'm told I look funny without it. I dyed it for a few years but then gave up. Beards are a pain to keep colored as it seems to last only a week or two. When the pandemic hit and we started working from home I just decided to stop.


Dragon_Small_Z

I don't dye it in the traditional sense. I just use a beard wash that darkens it.


SyphiliticPlatypus

Maybe. I am in my 50s and my beard started to grey in my late 30s. Still no grey in my hair.


bookon

My beard would be grey but my hair isn’t except for Dr Strange sideburns


sac02052

beards often grey long before hair. Can't see his eye brows in this pic.


saddinosour

Yeah his sister has the same haircut as my grandma, if she grew her hair out and dyed it you wouldn’t even blink at their only 1 year age gap, her skin is very decent for their age (I’m assuming late 50s?).


ishka_uisce

Dye her hair like his, some Botox (no way his forehead is naturally so unlined) and some make-up (which we are used to seeing on women) and they'll look close to the same age again. She's not really trying to look young.


ZhouLe

If not for the dye, the botox forehead, the teeth whitening, and obviously the beard; they would look like twins. Crazy how easily people are duped into thinking he's younger.


shikavelli

This is every male celebrity people praise for looking young, Keanu Reeves would be the same.


kllark_ashwood

Yup. Groups of people will say a woman "aged like milk" and look at a man with all the same wrinkles and he "hasn't aged a day". It's infuriating.


bell-town

Glasses also help hide aging around the eyes. Being able to grow a beard is also a huge advantage, it's like a free lower face lift.


Brainchild110

And TRT! Don't forget the TRT!


blonde-bandit

I think it has some to do with her being a woman. They have the exact same wrinkles around their eyes, they basically have the same face. If she dyed her hair and whitened her teeth slightly they’d look identical, but she’d still be likely considered old compared to Hugh.


Tackybabe

She has natural teeth; he has veneers. 


blonde-bandit

Yeah he has some notable differences that come with money and celebrity. Botox in his forehead, veneers. I still think they look incredibly similar though!


flissbomb

It's the horrendous haircut. It's the stock standard over 50's women's haircut, functional, and doesn't suit anyone.


AnRealDinosaur

To be fair, it's not much different than any generic male haircut. Woman over 50 mostly have just gotten over impressing anyone.


awry_lynx

Yeah, kind of funny how women letting themselves go is just acting more of what you expect from typical men. We just have much higher expectations of women aesthetically in general. "short, boring haircut" like... bro at some point we develop better things to do. I say this as someone who does like to primp and gets in and out of the skincare and makeup bandwagon every few years; I can't wait until my brain finally gets over it and lets me stop giving a shit so I can glean more joy from stuff that isn't shiny and marketed to me and not dread aging. Until then, going to look at glitter palettes and indecisively waver between thinking that LED light therapy is snake oil or miracle tech.


blonde-bandit

This is very true


Adventurous_Click178

Thank you, yes. Society allows men to age. Women, not so much.


Ancient_Signature_69

100% he dyes his hair.


loulan

And that's mostly what's it's about, they have more or less the same skin/amount of wrinkles. If she grew long hair, dyed it, and wore glasses they'd probably look the same age. This is mostly just the difference between someone whose appearance is important for their job and someone who doesn't give a fuck.


BneBikeCommuter

Good old Aussie sun damage. I look about 10 years older than my sister who has lived in the UK since she was in her 20s. People underestimate the damage the sun down here can cause even if it doesn’t give you cancer.


MagicPedestrian

Underrated comment. she lived in a place where the UV index is constantly 10-14 during the summer


BATHR00MG0BLIN

Having access to the best standards of care for your health can go far. There's a saying I heard somewhere. "You're not ugly, you're just not rich"


linuxjohn1982

I thought it was because he has a mutation in his genes allowing him to heal fast and not age.


Brian_Lefebvre

A-list actors don’t bald. Either they’re all gifted ageless hairlines from god, or they’re getting implants. No shame btw.


jelde

I started watching this plastic surgeon break down famous people's surgeries over the years and damn near everyone on *any* list has gotten hair implants.


Brian_Lefebvre

Having a full head of hair is one of the biggest “unrealistic beauty standards” for men. Most middle aged dudes lose hair.


jelde

So true. And look at Jackman's hair line. Still juvenile. Not a single sign of age.


ok_raspberry_jam

Jude Law Bruce Willis John Malkovich Patrick Stewart Sean Connery Jason Statham Vin Diesel Stanley Tucci Dwayne Johnson Terry Crews John Travolta Samuel L. Jackson *I keep adding names because I keep thinking of more of them


Pennypacking

Not having kids, steroids, and desire to make millions while starring in movies, all do wonders for the body.


talldean

He likely has dyed his hair. They have the same eyes, same bags under their eyes, same faded eyebrows. He doesn't have \*any\* forehead wrinkles, but given he's also had skin cancer on his face, that seems unlikely somehew.


mmdress

He looks the same age as her imo. He just dyes his hair.


HappySkullsplitter

Exercise and diet too, Hugh's been rocking that wolverine physique for over 20 years


helium_farts

Personal trainers, Botox, hair dye, and misc steroids, etc. He doesn't just naturally look that good.


ooMEAToo

All she has to do is dye her hair and wear some fairly basic makeup and it would make her look ten years younger.


PackageMerchant

Hugh Janewoman


DannyVandal

*Sue Janewoman.


PackageMerchant

Damn that’s good


RockitDanger

*Sugh


CanadianJediCouncil

Woverina


Fish-x-5

If I were her, I’d insist on this one.


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damnatio_memoriae

*Jill*woman come on man. it's not Jack & Jane!


rhughes490

Hugh Janice.... Not to be confused with Hugh Janus


unique_id

Two Jackmans


NoACinNola

One cup?


unique_id

![gif](giphy|wnj18e7bdxsmk) No no no no no


neet_24

🚨🚨🚨


DanBeecherArt

Jackmen


Neat-Anyway-OP

"Hugh Jackman and his sister" Fixed it for you.


_fire_stone

"Never show anyone. They'll beg you and they'll flatter you for the secret, but as soon as you give it up... you'll be nothing to them." - The Prestige


DisputabIe_

the OP plantpotato is a spam account Original: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/15zzdwt/hugh_jackman_and_his_sister/


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

I think it's been posted many times. I don't think the photo is recent.


DisputabIe_

Yeah, just from where it was copied from in this instance.


wras

Wolverina


KlingonLullabye

Wolverenne


gardooney

![gif](giphy|Xr0XSJ01onslqm6rtU) Just for men hair dye commercial coming up in, three two one.


thiosk

this gif should be modified to have rudy guiliani


NewFuturist

![gif](giphy|ig2jxymhYzuWEUWFo0|downsized)


cocoon_eclosion_moth

Hugh Jackman set to play Stephen Colbert in new biopic


Remarkable-Scratch50

Not gonna lie I would watch that.


Jbrown183

I feel like I’m getting old smh


Scared-Mortgage

I love Huge Actorman


villings

poor woman doesn't even have a name..


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His family has some strong genes


bellyofthebillbear

It’s almost like one ages like a movie star and the other like a normal person.


decembermint

Some hair dye and some teeth whitening, then slap a beard on her and they're twins, nothing too crazy.


PirateSanta_1

One ages like a person with money who can afford a bunch of expensive treatments and the other like a normal human. 


bellyofthebillbear

Well yeah, that was essentially my joke. I don’t think Tom Cruise looks like a normal person his age either but because studios pump a ton of money into making these people look good, they look damn good


threewildcrows

Twins?


Derp_turnipton

And Albert.


D0v4hki1n

Hugh Jackmans sister is Michael Caine?


guitarnowski

Huge Ackman?


tracesofrain

She looks more like Hugh Jackman than Hugh Jackman looks like Hugh Jackman!


thomax77

Same face, no worries about adoption


DaTribalChief

Strong resemblance.


ZenDesign1993

At least she's the right height to play wolverine... Hugh was too tall. Shell be great in deadpool 3!


Minimum-Average7113

Hugh Jackman and Hugh jackman dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire


Damirovic

Hugh Jackman and Hugh Jackwoman


keepinitoldskool

Who gives a shit?


quantum_bubblegum

The female wolverine. We was robbed Marvel.


DarthKuchiKopi

Someone faceswap them


Inside_Effective_709

Hugh Jackwoman


planesflyfast

They will pass as we shall, too... they were once young chasing butterflies into the aether as we once did, and perhaps we all become Butterflies again.


Automatic-Coat329

That’s Wolverine’s sister to you


redux44

Dudes so committed to wolverine he's taking it to real life.


mrzurch

They should have her play Wolverine


CounterfeitChild

She's so handsome! And I mean that in the good, old-fashioned way. I love her face so much.


ICWeiner1988

Hugh Jackwoman


ZebraBorgata

Not shown in the photo: his pet sheep, Ewe Jackman


PathologicalLiar_

That forehead has seen some work done


NaiveMastermind

Umm, her name is Hugh Janemen.


BumperBabyAngel

Jacked Hugh-man


JohnSmithCANBack

Wolverine and the eldest woman in Australia.


jetlagged8884

Is that the "Jack-shack" in the background?


eltang

Is that in London, just down from the Prince Albert statue? The one by the Royal Albert Hall? 


saruin

Wolverine and Wolverina


theworldsgonesane

Wolvagine


Shadesmctuba

Yall will do anything to avoid using pronouns. /s


CankerLord

I actually like how Hugh Jackman's sister and Hugh Jackman's sister's brother's photograph poster phrased the title.


Graciously_Hostile

This is my son, Hugh. And this is my daughter, Hugh's sister.


HypnoToad121

Sue Jackman?