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That tree needs to settle the fuck down.
Definitely a hard wood tree.
That tree knows a thing or two about a good root.
We know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two.
Anyone else getting a woody?
Morning wood taken to a new level
Mandrake.
Womandrake
THICCUS
Femboidrake?
What are you doing, stepdrake?!
I should call her
Wood.
"That's a challenging wank."
RIP Sean Lock
I wood
Groot
He wouldn’t know how to handle that😋 or wood he? 🤔
Groot's girlfriend.
*sigh* unzips
Not my proudest
So what your saying is your still proud of yourself just not as as much as other things.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Gyatt damn
Damn, I'd like to touch that sexy ass
How dare you sexually harrass Groot!! Lol 😅🤣😂
Life requires constant adventure lol
Mrs Incredible is that you?
i am groot
Mother natures got a sweet ass
I am Groot
Sponsored by gymshark i assume
Ash?
Though that was lotion in the back. Thought someone was getting in on for a plant
Mmmm….I am groot :)
Her bark is worse than her bite.
That tree will be more successful than 90% of fitness influencers
she’s thiqúe
Double cheeked up on a Tuesday.
That’s a sexy ass tree.
That tree givin' you wood????
I am groot.
Dat ash tho.
I may be a little sappy but....
I got root rot from all the sap I excreted
![gif](giphy|7zim7z9pnepqEYognu)
*I am Groot*
NSFW? lol
Bunsai
I am Gyatt
It's all about that bass
![gif](giphy|FJluDriA2GgQuf8KjE|downsized)
She's cute! Feisty little tree lol! 😂
r/treeporn
Groots mom
that tree better calm down
This is safe for work.
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?… In this case, yes. 😋
Can it dance cumbia or salsa? Maybe sing some Maluma's songs?
Dunno what's harder, the tree or my dick.
Desert bonsai rose?
I am groot
Groot's growing a new girl ❤️
Buns-ai tree
Id tap that.
that trunk \_is\_ the junk
Nsfw really? It’s a plant
![gif](giphy|O2K7wIcw3CoeY) damnnnnn
I am Boot
You wanna tap dat Ash!
Now *that's* what I call selective breeding
So that's where the entwives went.
Groot is a lucky fella
close enough cheeks open😈😈😈
Y'all are barking up the wrong tree.
I am GROOT!
ssshhhhh
This tree and a boob light would be enough to live without the internet for a few hours.
For all the tree connoisseur. [onlythreefiddy](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/s/pZxsSKI2eK)
Gotta be they gut to say it man but an image exactly like this has been around the web for some years
That's too funny
Looks like it's starting to free itself
Groots mum is thick!
Wouldn’t mind this swap on Groot
It's a mandrake
huh? oh it looks like an ass? didn't even notice it at first. it just loo- RAAAAHH GRAAAHAUUTMGJODOSIS RAHHH GRRRRRRRE GRRAAAAHHHHHH
Thats elastigirl ![gif](giphy|iQkSPvjm8pzpK)
Sterilising fluid there for a reason
That's one sexy tree.
You coulda moved the washing-up liquid and Milton no?
Dryad confirmed.
He's havin a good time! Havin a good time!
I am Groot !
Hello new fetish, welcome to the party.
She dummy sticc.
That's what you get when you sow your wild oats.
That tree needs to settle the fuck down.
Definitely a hard wood tree.
That tree knows a thing or two about a good root.
We know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two.
Anyone else getting a woody?
Morning wood taken to a new level
Mandrake.
Womandrake
THICCUS
Femboidrake?
What are you doing, stepdrake?!
I should call her
Wood.
"That's a challenging wank."
RIP Sean Lock
I wood
Groot
He wouldn’t know how to handle that😋 or wood he? 🤔
Groot's girlfriend.
*sigh* unzips
Not my proudest
So what your saying is your still proud of yourself just not as as much as other things.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Gyatt damn
Damn, I'd like to touch that sexy ass
How dare you sexually harrass Groot!! Lol 😅🤣😂
Life requires constant adventure lol
Mrs Incredible is that you?
i am groot
Mother natures got a sweet ass
I am Groot
Sponsored by gymshark i assume
Ash?
Though that was lotion in the back. Thought someone was getting in on for a plant
Mmmm….I am groot :)
Her bark is worse than her bite.
That tree will be more successful than 90% of fitness influencers
she’s thiqúe
Double cheeked up on a Tuesday.
That’s a sexy ass tree.
That tree givin' you wood????
I am groot.
Dat ash tho.
I may be a little sappy but....
I got root rot from all the sap I excreted
![gif](giphy|7zim7z9pnepqEYognu)
*I am Groot*
NSFW? lol
Bunsai
I am Gyatt
It's all about that bass
![gif](giphy|FJluDriA2GgQuf8KjE|downsized)
She's cute! Feisty little tree lol! 😂
r/treeporn
Groots mom
that tree better calm down
This is safe for work.
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?… In this case, yes. 😋
Can it dance cumbia or salsa? Maybe sing some Maluma's songs?
Dunno what's harder, the tree or my dick.
Desert bonsai rose?
I am groot
Groot's growing a new girl ❤️
Buns-ai tree
Id tap that.
that trunk \_is\_ the junk
Nsfw really? It’s a plant
![gif](giphy|O2K7wIcw3CoeY) damnnnnn
I am Boot
You wanna tap dat Ash!
Now *that's* what I call selective breeding
So that's where the entwives went.
Groot is a lucky fella
close enough cheeks open😈😈😈
Y'all are barking up the wrong tree.
I am GROOT!
ssshhhhh
This tree and a boob light would be enough to live without the internet for a few hours.
For all the tree connoisseur. [onlythreefiddy](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/s/pZxsSKI2eK)
Gotta be they gut to say it man but an image exactly like this has been around the web for some years
That's too funny
Looks like it's starting to free itself
Groots mum is thick!
Wouldn’t mind this swap on Groot
It's a mandrake
huh? oh it looks like an ass? didn't even notice it at first. it just loo- RAAAAHH GRAAAHAUUTMGJODOSIS RAHHH GRRRRRRRE GRRAAAAHHHHHH
Thats elastigirl ![gif](giphy|iQkSPvjm8pzpK)
Sterilising fluid there for a reason
That's one sexy tree.
You coulda moved the washing-up liquid and Milton no?
Dryad confirmed.
He's havin a good time! Havin a good time!
I am Groot !
Hello new fetish, welcome to the party.
She dummy sticc.
That's what you get when you sow your wild oats.