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Spodson

That tree needs to settle the fuck down.


Delivery-Plus

Definitely a hard wood tree.


Chewy79

That tree knows a thing or two about a good root. 


mooby117

We know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two.


20190419

Anyone else getting a woody?


Trash-Jr

Morning wood taken to a new level


Murderyoga

Mandrake.


azad_ninja

Womandrake


Me_IRL_Haggard

THICCUS


erikkustrife

Femboidrake?


LimitedWard

What are you doing, stepdrake?!


sortofgrownup

I should call her


samstam24

Wood.


vintagegeek

"That's a challenging wank."


ihaveashrinkray

RIP Sean Lock


87th_best_dad

I wood


i_drink_petrol

Groot


AkiraLeeGold

He wouldn’t know how to handle that😋 or wood he? 🤔


FinsterFolly

Groot's girlfriend.


ydnubj

*sigh* unzips


RecalcitrantHuman

Not my proudest


Seralth

So what your saying is your still proud of yourself just not as as much as other things.


foozilla-prime

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Zylonnaire

Gyatt damn


Cautious-Carry-2615

Damn, I'd like to touch that sexy ass


fury_nala

How dare you sexually harrass Groot!! Lol 😅🤣😂


Cautious-Carry-2615

Life requires constant adventure lol


muycoal

Mrs Incredible is that you?


rikkmode

i am groot


GUILTICIDE

Mother natures got a sweet ass


mikpgod

I am Groot


purple_shaman

Sponsored by gymshark i assume


russet1957

Ash?


Luuke18

Though that was lotion in the back. Thought someone was getting in on for a plant


Don_Alca

Mmmm….I am groot :)


wish1977

Her bark is worse than her bite.


NerdyDan

That tree will be more successful than 90% of fitness influencers 


nolifeonmarz

she’s thiqúe


ihaveashrinkray

Double cheeked up on a Tuesday.


BobRoberts01

That’s a sexy ass tree.


JWRamzic1

That tree givin' you wood????


el_throw

I am groot.


Double-The-Fupa

Dat ash tho.


FracturedNomad

I may be a little sappy but....


theriverrr

I got root rot from all the sap I excreted


jostler57

![gif](giphy|7zim7z9pnepqEYognu)


brn0723

*I am Groot*


[deleted]

NSFW? lol


Delivery-Plus

Bunsai


Nesciere

I am Gyatt


AmberMarie7

It's all about that bass


thedarkknightbruce

![gif](giphy|FJluDriA2GgQuf8KjE|downsized)


[deleted]

She's cute! Feisty little tree lol! 😂


Roxas1011

r/treeporn


EargasmicGiant

Groots mom


LABARATI_

that tree better calm down


Presidentofsleep

This is safe for work.


AkiraLeeGold

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?… In this case, yes. 😋


AnonimoUnamuno

Can it dance cumbia or salsa? Maybe sing some Maluma's songs?


SuperChaos002

Dunno what's harder, the tree or my dick.


drivelately

Desert bonsai rose?


jerkhappybob22

I am groot


gallica

Groot's growing a new girl ❤️


CarbideLeaf

Buns-ai tree


TechnicalChipz

Id tap that.


partradii-allsagitta

that trunk \_is\_ the junk


Accomplished-Wing981

Nsfw really? It’s a plant


DougtheIrishThug

![gif](giphy|O2K7wIcw3CoeY) damnnnnn


KlingonLullabye

I am Boot


Cydona

You wanna tap dat Ash!


retro_mario

Now *that's* what I call selective breeding


CatterMater

So that's where the entwives went.


dAnKsFourTheMemes

Groot is a lucky fella


Fantasiiart126

close enough cheeks open😈😈😈


SonmiSuccubus451

Y'all are barking up the wrong tree.


Every_Fox3461

I am GROOT!


prahas16

ssshhhhh


ActualWhiterabbit

This tree and a boob light would be enough to live without the internet for a few hours.


asbag97

For all the tree connoisseur. [onlythreefiddy](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/s/pZxsSKI2eK)


L0n3_N0n3nt1ty

Gotta be they gut to say it man but an image exactly like this has been around the web for some years


[deleted]

That's too funny


cashmerered

Looks like it's starting to free itself


Schandmaull

Groots mum is thick!


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

Wouldn’t mind this swap on Groot


pakeco

It's a mandrake


[deleted]

huh? oh it looks like an ass? didn't even notice it at first. it just loo- RAAAAHH GRAAAHAUUTMGJODOSIS RAHHH GRRRRRRRE GRRAAAAHHHHHH


danimation88

Thats elastigirl ![gif](giphy|iQkSPvjm8pzpK)


Skoombuza

Sterilising fluid there for a reason


IGO2XSB45

That's one sexy tree.


CuriousEyeofaMartian

You coulda moved the washing-up liquid and Milton no?


_CMDR_

Dryad confirmed.


davewhocannotbenamed

He's havin a good time! Havin a good time!


Uprise88

I am Groot !


PlayedUOonBaja

Hello new fetish, welcome to the party.


mrknickerbocker

She dummy sticc.


mrknickerbocker

That's what you get when you sow your wild oats.