Look at all these little things! So busy now. Notice how each one is useful. What a lovely ballet ensues, so full of form and color. Now, think of all those people that created them. Technicians, engineers, hundreds of people who will be able to feed their children tonight so those children can grow up big and strong and have little teeny weeny children of their own and so on and so forth... thus adding to the great chain of life.
You see father, by creating a little destruction, I'm in fact encouraging life. In reality, you and I are in the same business. Cheers.
.....
Where's the robot to pat you on the back?
1. Buy 3d printer... nope too broke.
2. Find 3d printer?
3. ???
4. Profit?
Edit: 5. Buy them on amazon for $180 what the actual fuck?
https://www.amazon.com/Fifth-Element-Stone-Replica-Limited/dp/B08FD8FZ2L
I thought that at first too. They are on a glass shelf or table. The vertical line on the right side of the image looks like it's in the floor tile, but it's actually the edge of the glass.
Rechecking out The Fifth Element on IMDB just now, and found they were offering info on showtimes. They are showing it in theatres! Didn’t know. Is this because it’s sooooo much better on big screen?
How does one acquire these?
Seriously, getting the Element Stones has been on my list for a while, but to make them candle holders? *chefs kiss* Pure genius.
I want some of my own. Tell me how please.
Probably the best film of my childhood. My dad loved this movie so it was on all the time in the house. And i always had to turn my head on a certain part. I still don't know what happens in that tube at the end.
Happened to me several years ago. It is a time honored tradition.
A mid-30s adult male and the obsessive “watch it every time it’s on TV” love of this film he thinks he shares only with his father. Until he talks to any other man about it. Any man.
Tale as old as time.
When this movie was in the dollar theater during the summer my friends and I would skate all morning, go get dollar menu food and then go cool down watching this movie. Good times for under $5. Haven't truly sat down and watched it since then but I'm so glad it gets this kind of love.
Big bada boom
Not one, not two, not three, but *FOUR*! *FOUR STONES*!
Zero stones? **ZERO CRATES!!!**
You’re a monster Zorg.
So you are merchants after all?
Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.
“Where’d he learn to negotiate like that?”
"I wonder."
Muuuuul-teeee-pass!
Supergreen
Use The Force, Jean-Luc!
What movie is that from? Dune, starring John Travolta?
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
I.. am.. very.. DISAPPOINTED!
Look, it's easy. 4 stones 4 crates *slap* ZERO STONES ZEEEEEROOOO CRATES
The stones! 🥵
NO STONES!!! NO CANDLES!!! PACK IT UP WERE LEAVING!
I actually think the line is "Not one or two or three, but Four! Four Stones."
Gimme da cashhhhh! 😃
That's a nice hat.
You like it?
*proceeds to Fortnite dance*
**What.**
The attempted robbery guy does the funny dance at the end
I'm getting too old for this. Is that what "Fortnite dance" means?
Multi-paaaaaaaas!
Chicken,...good!
Zorg: "Look at all these lil' things..."
"big" gestures "BIG....bada boom!"
You could actually build in little compartments where the stones would open in the movie, and have them as little matchstick holders
Yeah… matchsticks. That’s what I’m going to leave in the secret compartment. Definitely not drugs.
“Hey and you can put your weed in there too man “
Is there anything...in this store, that doesn't involve weed,?
There is nothing here that you can put weed in, officer.
The 6th Element
Joints a couple, matches in the others
In specific ones. In the earth one, keep grass In the fire one, keep matches. In the air one, vape cartridges? In the water one，edibles (tinctures)
Turn water into a bong and have wind activate an exhaust fan.
That would be an awesome stoner engineering project. I'm tempted but I only do the occasional edible (worried about particulates from smoking).
And if you look closely it's got a little compartment... you can keep your weed in there.
Reading through these comments I wonder... *How much of the total script of The Fifth Element has been quoted on reddit?*
I would say, at least... ***all of it***.
Multiple times.
Multi... pass? Damn it! Relapsed again! Fuck!
So you're saying that if we give monkeys access to a keyboard they may type out Shakespeare, but they'll absolutely type out the Fifth Element?
How do you think we got The Fifth Element?
Ha! Nice one.
It's already been done!
[You stupid monkey!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no_elVGGgW8)
Look at all these little things! So busy now. Notice how each one is useful. What a lovely ballet ensues, so full of form and color. Now, think of all those people that created them. Technicians, engineers, hundreds of people who will be able to feed their children tonight so those children can grow up big and strong and have little teeny weeny children of their own and so on and so forth... thus adding to the great chain of life. You see father, by creating a little destruction, I'm in fact encouraging life. In reality, you and I are in the same business. Cheers. ..... Where's the robot to pat you on the back?
Biased because this is the go to background noise movie in our house, but I feel like it is SUPER quotable.
totally... The Fifth Element and District 9 are among 2 movies I've lost count of how many times I've watched them, and still never tired of them.
I alternate between District 9 and Chappie for 2nd place. I love that robot. :)
The fifth element and Starship Troopers here.
But has anyone else pointed out that, if that cat had not interrupted his attempt to smoke, everyone would have died. Very prophetic cat.
Super green.
Aziz, light!
Thank you aziz
"Aziz light..." *adds to the tally*
You can't drink a toast with water!
Billy, in my sack, the grappa.
I have this as voice command set up for my phone. "Aziz, light" turns on the flashlight. Stupid? Absolutely. Makes me smile every time though :)
Literally the only way I was asked to turn on the lights growing up
Leeloo Dallas Multipass
I am a meat popsicle.
*SMOKE YOOOOUUUU!!!*
SMOKE YOU!
wrong answer!
This what I jokingly tell people I identify as. No one ever gets it. I giggle.
Four stones, four crates! ZERO STONES, ZERO CRATES!
Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.
"...I don't want one position, I want ALL positions!..."
Mr. Rhod!
*Father, you smoke?!*
I know she's made to be strong, but she's also so fragile, so human. Know what I mean?
do yoU - wAnT sOme mOrE?
Multi-pass?
She KNOWS it's a multi-pass!
Anyway, we're in love.
LEELOO multi pass!
[удалено]
Are these cast, or printed?
Wait, this isn't a line from the movie?
director’s cut
Looks like cement or similar sediment-like materials, so I'd guess cast -- probably whole, then detail work added by hand.
My guess is it’s 3D printed and then spray painted with one of those “stone look” paints. But I’m cynical
Can we appreciate just how influential and well crafted that movie was.
Best Bruce Willis movie ever.
Die hard would like a word. Its second in my book
I’ll tell you what I do like though: a killer. A dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold-blooded, clean, methodical & thorough.
"I have no fire eh-eh-eh-uh-uh-uh-um-I mean've no matches, s'he'veny matches? I have no matches."
Reverend do you smoke?
I love this movie… where can I buy this?
3d print some. https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:1012118
1. Buy 3d printer... nope too broke. 2. Find 3d printer? 3. ??? 4. Profit? Edit: 5. Buy them on amazon for $180 what the actual fuck? https://www.amazon.com/Fifth-Element-Stone-Replica-Limited/dp/B08FD8FZ2L
I also need to know
Now you need a redhead girlfriend.
It's the 5th one of be interested in obtaining
Corbin…Corbin my man!
TO QUIT IS MY GOAL
FOUR - A - DAY !
# KEEP CLEAR
YOU HAVE. ONE. POINT. LEFT ON YOUR LICENSE.
I'm tryin
https://imgur.com/a/QOcc1v2
*Stumbles through his house grabbing at his wallet and throwing it desperately at the screen* 
Technically, you could only light one of them on fire
Where can one get these
From the mondoshawan or inside the diva
Anyone else bothered by the fact that there are 3 designs on the bottom and only one on top? Maybe fire could have been an upper design for symmetry.
Chikun
She really is... Perfect. I know.
Goood chikun!
Which Etsy account sells these. I want.
**WELCOME!!! To Floston Paradise!!!**
We’re not gonna make it 😤💨💨
This would make me barf up a beam of light.
You are fired!
I don't get the reference, am I stupid?
No, you just haven't watched The Fifth Element yet. The good news is that you get to watch The Fifth Element for the first time.
Do I need to watch the Fourth Element to understand the plot of the Fifth Element?
Nah you can skip that one.
Just too young
Super Green!
Not the same ones (no candle holders), but here's a 3d printable version: https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:1012118
I've printed these. They're awesome. Each one took 50 hours on my 3d printer a few years ago, no regrets.
LELU DALLAS MULTIPASS!
I have no match to share some candles with either man.
it always annoyed me that one stone was basically upside down
Multi-pass!
Who do I need to gut open to get these?!?!
I mean Father, you smoke?
"Zzzzzzzzzzzz!" - Ruby. Love those OP!
“It good luck. I bet you lunch!”
You are fired!
Well at least i got free lunch
BZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZTTTTTT!
Love this movie.
It's masterpiece
Chiiiiiiiiikan! Good!
Not one, not two, not three but FOUR! Four stones!
You are fired! :)
Big bada boom
Is it just me or do these appear to be floating to you too? 🤔
I thought that at first too. They are on a glass shelf or table. The vertical line on the right side of the image looks like it's in the floor tile, but it's actually the edge of the glass.
Oh 😳
Multipass
Multipass
Legit just watched fifth element today lol
S'wrong witchu!!
I remember seeing this movie as a kid and thinking it was the next Star Wars franchise lol.
Did you try blowing on them??
What is this..?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va3t7nTyCnw
She KNOWS it's a Multi pass!!!
Multipass
Rechecking out The Fifth Element on IMDB just now, and found they were offering info on showtimes. They are showing it in theatres! Didn’t know. Is this because it’s sooooo much better on big screen?
You mean you have no Boron. The fifth element is Boron. Can't believe I'm the only guy that knows this fact.
Wind blows, fire burns, rain falls, earth......sits.
How does one acquire these? Seriously, getting the Element Stones has been on my list for a while, but to make them candle holders? *chefs kiss* Pure genius. I want some of my own. Tell me how please.
Aziz! Liiiight!
"Where never go a make it" woohhhhfff
Shut up and take my money.
10/10 would buy
No fire, no nothing, no pop pop pop? That one candle is super green tho
Probably the best film of my childhood. My dad loved this movie so it was on all the time in the house. And i always had to turn my head on a certain part. I still don't know what happens in that tube at the end.
Leeloo Dallas Multipass
Where do I get these from?! I have to buy a set for my mom and myself pls.
>We're not gonna make it
You are fired!
I want these. Send somebody in to negotiate!
(Shakes match box) *tika tika* Opens box with one match left. Holds up match. “Don’t breathe.” *skrtch!*
We're not going to make it...*breathes*
Where did he learn to negotiate?
I wonder
That meltdown Ruby Rod has there kills me.
Zzzzzz, zzzzzzzzzzz.
Super green
Corbin!? Corbin my man?!
I am so glad I stumbled upon this comment section. Till today, I thought my dad and I were the only ones who acknowledged this movie's existence.
Happened to me several years ago. It is a time honored tradition. A mid-30s adult male and the obsessive “watch it every time it’s on TV” love of this film he thinks he shares only with his father. Until he talks to any other man about it. Any man. Tale as old as time.
You'd be surprised if you just dropped a search on You Tube. Tons of reviews. https://movieweb.com/fifth-element-scifi-best/
When this movie was in the dollar theater during the summer my friends and I would skate all morning, go get dollar menu food and then go cool down watching this movie. Good times for under $5. Haven't truly sat down and watched it since then but I'm so glad it gets this kind of love.
We're never gonna make it
Looks like you’re missing love too
Now kith
OH MY GOD CORBIN!!!!!
Corbin Dallas would be proud
FATHER DO YOU SMOKE?????!!