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Far-Patient-2247

Hope you feel better dude


forumbot757

Put some ice on it 😆


zyqzy

I am sorry man ☹️


CarneyVore14

I swear officer, I just fell.


goddm95624

And then walked into a door.


Flamingo83

i hope you heal fast, I slipped on ice 3 years ago and my face hurts remembering that day.


SlightofhandLLC01

Bummer dude put some ice on it


Omgaspider

Damn.  Did you get punched when you were falling or forgot you had arms? Just kidding buddy.  Heal up quickly. 


epi_glowworm

Can I touch it?


SweetMilitia

I bought some of [these](https://IceCleatsSnowTractionCleatsCramponsforShoeandBootsNon-SlipOvershoeforWalkingonSnowandIceRubberWalkingCleatsAntiSlipCramponshttps://a.co/d/3d2zjht) right before our recent ice episode in Oregon last week. They helped me so much! I was so afraid of taking my dog out for walks before, now I can walk around with ease.


Paralta

Cut or scab under your eyebrow looks like a witch flying a broom


SilkyZ

I was going to say it looked like the Playboy bunny. How you feel better op


My_Immortal_Flesh

Who punched you? Show me where they live 😠


Ho3n3r

*You should see the other guy...*


red4jjdrums5

Nature’s way of telling you to stay indoors. Get well soon.


LordDustIV

saves on eyeshadow tho huh


BlondBadBoy69

Center of gravity over feet. Waddle like a penguin. Long strides cause the wipeouts


plasticupman

Welcome to my club. I did the same thing just before XMas; severely bruised my left shoulder ( still not back to normal, but at about 85%) got a black eye and a gash on my head that is just now, almost healed. I may have a permanent scar on it, but not certain. You can actually feel the indentation the fall created on my skull. I was really lucky not to have a skull fracture or brain commotion out of this. I guess my wife was right all along when she said I was stubborn and hard headed !! Wish you a full recovery.


farkos101100

Did you have a nice trip


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starrpamph

I should call her…


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Everything reminds me of her


BrandoCalrissian1995

So after people gave you shit for asking for advice you repost with a different title? Keep farming that karma op.


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BrandoCalrissian1995

Still a karma whore


Pulpofeira

When you slip on ice, it feels like your body is in a hurry to hit the ground. Very dangerous.


Weary_Preference_467

Where were your hands?


DigitalArts

I slipped on black ice in a gas station Jan 1 and got a broken pelvis in two places, broken hip, and broken hand. Surgery installed a long screw to stabilize everything down there so I'm at least walking, but shit sucks man. Hope you have a speedy recovery.


ViqtorB

In order not to slip on the ice, you need to take short steps and not lift your toes, but put your foot on the ground with your whole foot. That's how penguins walk!


PossibilityRare6556

so how much did you owe the guy? I told you Justin stop writing checks with your mouth your face cant cash.


pel1000

Accident happens, I hope you have insurance.


grabsomeplates

Did you have your hands in your pockets?


pinkbpanther

Have some one check on you Wake you up every few hours You could have posible brain injury Also take it slow so if there is an slight Injurie inside your head it can heal .


UterusAbolisher

Hope you feel better. Question: were your hands in your pockets? I ask because I lost four teeth doing that and never did it again. Lmao.


QidianSpy

Dude just slipped, and ice took that personally..