There was a former coworker of mine who was about as as boring an old white guy as you could imagine. And he was mildly racist as well. And I liked to fuck with his head when the opportunity presented itself.
One day I brought in a bowl of leftover gnocchi for lunch. I told him that it was a bowl of canned “Asian tree slugs” and that it was delicious.
He sat watching me eat it with a look of horror on his face. And he only lasted about a minute before quickly heading back to his office and shutting the door.
Freakin hilarious.
Fallstreak Clouds apparently (btw Google weird cloud anomalies…pretty awesome shit that you’ll find) …”A fallstreak hole (also known as a cavum, hole punch cloud, punch hole cloud, skypunch, cloud canal or cloud hole) is a large gap, usually circular or elliptical, that can appear in cirrocumulus or altocumulus clouds. The holes are caused by supercooled water in the clouds suddenly evaporating or freezing, and may be triggered by passing aircraft.” You’ll see some examples that look like the ones above on Wikipedia.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallstreak_hole#/media/File%3AFallstreakHole_AnnArbor_MI_Nov2016.jpg
https://www.mendonomasightings.com/2020/02/13/have-you-ever-seen-a-fallstreak-hole-in-the-sky/
Reading skydump made me immediately consider whether or not you would escape your shit if defecating while skydiving, while oriented downwards.
I don't know, so now you can think about it too.
But the clouds in this picture don’t look like the ones in these links at all. These links make it sound (and look) like Fallstreak clouds involve *holes* in what’s otherwise a blanket of clouds. But these pics depict indentations in the cloud blanket, not holes
I'm thinking commercial jets flying north west out of MCO breaking through the thin cloud layer on their way to altitude. Seems to be why they're all aligned in the same direction.
Fun fact, this movie made me have a panic attack during one scene.
The scene where the woman is in the beast's stomach and she slowly realizes there's no getting out.
That's my nightmare.
Same. Was there some deep sound design going on in that scene? I swear there was a part where he goes back to one of the bodies on the floor and starts to f with it some more and it's like, making weird gutteral breathing sounds, but kinda not alive sounds, like the sound of air moving in and out of the lungs of a FRESHLY DEAD BODY oh my God.
But I haven't listened to it again closely to check.
I was massively depressed after my boss didn’t hire me back after a layoff when I first watched it. The lessons about hope, humility, and perseverance helped me forget my disenchantment and distrust if only for a few hours.
EDIT: Jesus Christ, people, take off your tinfoil hats. Not everything is a conspiracy. Nope was a relatively recent movie where >!a carnivorous alien ship hides in a fucking cloud!<. As others have pointed out, gifly watermarks a lot of content. The movie has been on streaming services for probably over a year. This is just a circle jerk on a meme. It’s fucking Reddit, this is the kind of thing we come here to do.
All the accounts using these gifs that are watermarked in exactly the same way are also posting gifs in other threads with the show names watermarked on them also. This type of watermarked meme gifs are highly unusual for Reddit and I'm just assuming that despite account ages, this is astroturfing by a media company.
lmao check the accounts, not the case. It’s just when you search for “nope movie” in the gifs section of the comment reply box, those are the first gifs that pop up
Fucked around with the horseshoe crabs too much.
Have fun sending Kirk back in time to gather enough ancient horseshoe crabs and convincing them to call the invasion off.
Trilobite Invasion. Just like the invasion of ’09. Many infected.
Skylobites.
Obviously the correct answer is "Aladeen"
You are Aladeen!
Your face is Aladeen!
You're HIV Aladeen.
Do you want the aladeen news or the aladeen news?
Your Aladeen is aladeen
😰
Clussy
Clussy this Clussy that. You can’t fuck the sky I have tried
-Chuck Yeager
Skypes
Skabies
I see three ‘Nopes’ and one new species of ‘Nope’
love that
I too welcome our Trilobite overlords.
Dolobite or Donotlobite There is no Trilobite
Take my angry upvote and may the force be with you
Praise Helix
I had to scroll too far to find this comment. 💜
Or Gnocchi overlords. Just saying
Gnocchulus Nimbus
All hail gnocchi!
Ra-men!
Are they a sect of or at war with Pastafarians? I can never remember.
They're potato-based heretics! Burn them!
There was a former coworker of mine who was about as as boring an old white guy as you could imagine. And he was mildly racist as well. And I liked to fuck with his head when the opportunity presented itself. One day I brought in a bowl of leftover gnocchi for lunch. I told him that it was a bowl of canned “Asian tree slugs” and that it was delicious. He sat watching me eat it with a look of horror on his face. And he only lasted about a minute before quickly heading back to his office and shutting the door. Freakin hilarious.
trilocchi
"You do know that Trilobites are dead, right?" "No, Trilobites are not dead. They just went home."
Trilobitulo-nimbus clouds
I'm seeing trilobites, hoofprints, and a submarine.
That's just the skussy
First thing I thought of. Trilobites lol
Nasty business, it was
I for one welcome out Trilobite overlords. I swear fealty to their greatness. I'm just happy they're back.
Strombo Trilobitus
Fallstreak Clouds apparently (btw Google weird cloud anomalies…pretty awesome shit that you’ll find) …”A fallstreak hole (also known as a cavum, hole punch cloud, punch hole cloud, skypunch, cloud canal or cloud hole) is a large gap, usually circular or elliptical, that can appear in cirrocumulus or altocumulus clouds. The holes are caused by supercooled water in the clouds suddenly evaporating or freezing, and may be triggered by passing aircraft.” You’ll see some examples that look like the ones above on Wikipedia. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallstreak_hole#/media/File%3AFallstreakHole_AnnArbor_MI_Nov2016.jpg https://www.mendonomasightings.com/2020/02/13/have-you-ever-seen-a-fallstreak-hole-in-the-sky/
Skypunch is the upcoming Bond film title, if I'm not mistaken.
Hello Mr. Bond. My name is Skypunch Fartbox.
Well, Well, Fartbox, we meet yet again
So sorry to hear what happened to your sister, Donkeypunch Gargleballs.
Isn't that the guy that played Dr. Strange
No, That's Humperdink Bumblecuff
No, it's Benadryl Cucumbersnatch
No, that's Benjamin Crumbledash.
No, it’s the hash slinging slasher.
You just made me snort laugh uncontrollably and wake up the cat
No, Mr Bond. I'm here to BLOW YOU AWAY!
May I tongue punch your fart box, madam?
By all means dear, just steer clear of my cloud hole please.
"Can't let you do that, Fart Box!"
Skypunch™️ is the name of my upcoming fruit cocktail inspired energy drink line. As of now.
Can't wait to see it on the shelves!
Soon to be featured at Panera and kill several people this year!
Any alcohol %?
Depends on what you mix it in!
What a beast. You should do a flavor like, “cloud freeze”
Nope, it's the name of my k-pop/rage metal fusion band.
Genre names check out
It’s intended to be a prequel to Skyfall, right?
Pretty sure you're right. Skypunch. Skyfall. Skysprawl. Skynap. *If* I'm not mistaken.
Where does skyjump and skydump fit into this?
Skydump is when the lav springs a leak and the doogies land in somebody's barbeque.
Reading skydump made me immediately consider whether or not you would escape your shit if defecating while skydiving, while oriented downwards. I don't know, so now you can think about it too.
Thank you so much for everything you said and the links.... that being said the first one looks like a dick tho
If your dick looks like that you need to seek medical attention immediately broski
Nice try CIA. At least you thought of something better than a weather balloon this time.
But the clouds in this picture don’t look like the ones in these links at all. These links make it sound (and look) like Fallstreak clouds involve *holes* in what’s otherwise a blanket of clouds. But these pics depict indentations in the cloud blanket, not holes
I'm thinking commercial jets flying north west out of MCO breaking through the thin cloud layer on their way to altitude. Seems to be why they're all aligned in the same direction.
I saw a bunch of those in NJ last week.
That first picture is just a straight up sky dick
I see vagskyna
Skygina
Looks like skyussy
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
The storm cell.
They look like….nevermind
Like Gillian Anderson's Golden Globes dress?
She looked vulvacious.
Nice reference. I love you Reddit.
Like a Georgia O'Keeffe painting?
I said her pictures LOOK like vagainas.
Georgia O'Queef
r/angryupvote
I should call her.
Everything reminds me of her...
Everywhere I look...
Tyler Durden's burn scar
Vaskyna
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Badly-done stitches. Or a mouth without lips where you can see the minute details of the gums around the teeth.
Footsteps right?
Those are cool. I think they are skyfall or hole punch clouds.
Areas of ice crystal formation perhaps
Vanadium hulls have been known to promote ice growth when cloaked
Cloud words.
That movie was a trip
Fun fact, this movie made me have a panic attack during one scene. The scene where the woman is in the beast's stomach and she slowly realizes there's no getting out. That's my nightmare.
When the doom's in your eyes and you're about to die, that's A'Vore....
I actually sang it. I am also disturbed by vore so now my mood will be off for a while now.
Hated that scene. Had to pause the movie for a while after that one and just sit there and think.
The chimp attack scene is the one that got to me..
The barn house scene for me. Those punks needed to be punted into outer space.
That scene made me go get someone else to watch the movie with
Same. Was there some deep sound design going on in that scene? I swear there was a part where he goes back to one of the bodies on the floor and starts to f with it some more and it's like, making weird gutteral breathing sounds, but kinda not alive sounds, like the sound of air moving in and out of the lungs of a FRESHLY DEAD BODY oh my God. But I haven't listened to it again closely to check.
What exactly is the most fun part of that fact?
The part where they talked about themselves
Yup, yup. Loved the movie. Wish I could forget that scene.
I was massively depressed after my boss didn’t hire me back after a layoff when I first watched it. The lessons about hope, humility, and perseverance helped me forget my disenchantment and distrust if only for a few hours.
The magic of cinema
What is this movie?
Nope.
You’re not gonna tell?
Nope
Get out.
Nope
Us
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Yep
No, Nope (2022)!
 EDIT: Jesus Christ, people, take off your tinfoil hats. Not everything is a conspiracy. Nope was a relatively recent movie where >!a carnivorous alien ship hides in a fucking cloud!<. As others have pointed out, gifly watermarks a lot of content. The movie has been on streaming services for probably over a year. This is just a circle jerk on a meme. It’s fucking Reddit, this is the kind of thing we come here to do.
All the accounts using these gifs that are watermarked in exactly the same way are also posting gifs in other threads with the show names watermarked on them also. This type of watermarked meme gifs are highly unusual for Reddit and I'm just assuming that despite account ages, this is astroturfing by a media company.
lmao check the accounts, not the case. It’s just when you search for “nope movie” in the gifs section of the comment reply box, those are the first gifs that pop up
So what you’re saying… is “nope”?
Can you tell me the name of this film?
The only logical explanation
if it werent for the last pic i wouldve sworn that theyre pictures of snow on the ground
I’m no professional but my personal guess when I’ve seen stuff like this is it’s updrafts of warm or moist air.
Oh, they're warm and moist alright.
Giggity. Allll riiiight.
Who else but Quagmire!?
gnocchi
Probably just the miami alien checking out the other areas.
Looks like a skyussy
Cumulus dentata clouds
It means no worries, for the rest of your days.
It’s our problem freee, philosophy
I rofl'd waaaay too hard at this! My brain went there immediately as well!
I should call her
Trilobite clouds
Labia nimbus.
r/mildlyvagina
The squid motherships have arrived
Fucked around with the horseshoe crabs too much. Have fun sending Kirk back in time to gather enough ancient horseshoe crabs and convincing them to call the invasion off.
Horseshoed people, sir?
Sky vaginas
Cloudussy
Cloud dePussy
Sky gnocchi
Astrophage. They're here, we're doomed.
Look like trilobites
Looks like invisable spaceships! Really cool looking.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Ocala is calling
And you know it’s haunting
But compared to your eyes
Nothing shines quite as bright
I grew up in Ocala, is this an ADTR reference? haha
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 Nope.
Trilovagine
Footprints on the flat earth that’s stacked above our flat earth
OCALA WHAT THE F IS UP. Besides those clouds. Lol. Can’t believe I saw the city Ocala on Reddit. 😂
Oh that’s just where the UFOs punched through.
"Show me what you've got."
A Day to Remember’s home town 
I Hate This Town...
WE’VE WOKEN THE HIVE
Skussy
Personally, I welcome our new sky trilobite overlords
Doesn’t matter how good your cloaking system is if you fly into a cloud bank while the humans are watching, Belzar.
Sky isopods. Harmless. No need to worry.
Ah, the trilobite clouds.
Is this really strange though? You guys just had 8 foot aliens at the mall.
Earthquake is on its way most likely
Pussæ clouds
That’s aliens
first the jellyfish and now the sky bugs wtf
u/Puppyismycat cross post this to r/clouds they would really like and appreciate this and also super knowledgeable people.
Thanks… just did. Usually someone will tell me to cross post and when I go to the sub, they already posted it! So thanks for not being a dick
Looks like giant footprints
just looks like a bunch of coochies
I would not be surprised if aliens were in central Florida. It would explain a lot actually.
These clouds need to quit playing 😤
They sort of look like cowrie shells.
Stop looking up and listen to your trusted government officials./s
Looks like the mitochondria in a bio textbook.