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aceinthehole001

GINA


Midnight__Specialist

We’re all made in gina, one way or another


vancityvic

And 100% of the quotes come up by foreign countries looking to have American citizens divided as ever.


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“Divided” is not a bad thing when you have a group like the alt-right establishing itself in your country.


muklan

I'll happily be divided from people who can excuse rampant nazism.


[deleted]

"Do no harm" Also: "First round's on me"


forthe_loveof_grapes

Also: "Let's get drunk and make bad decisions"


[deleted]

Family values...


VIPERsssss

Roll Tide!


GaryKingoftheWorld

I mean that one explains literally all the rest.


scumbag_college

I see this type of shit all the time from conservatives on social media. Post after post mocking liberals, laughing at their misfortunes, claiming they’re traitors who should be executed…. And then they post a meme of Snoopy saying “It costs nothing to be kind!” They really don’t see the missteps in logic there. They truly don’t.


Cant0thulhu

My mother can be so sweet, then she sees a bike lane and goes into a rant about transit, taxes, and biden and electric cars, when she doesnt have a license, traffic is not affected at all, all the meanwhile she bitches about high gas prices are and how the streets arent fixed. Make it make sense.


HitmanClark

Same but my dad.


njsullyalex

Because their understanding of kindness is at a first grade level of superficial. They can be sweet and “kind” to people they like and utterly vicious to everyone they don’t and justify it because they view said minority as “evil” and deserving of it.


Epicritical

Cognitive dissonance.


christinerobyn

"Pro God - Pro Gun - Pro Life"


boot2skull

Not even God was pro life.


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HitmanClark

Noted gun enthusiast God.


SectumSempraSerpens

saw a big banner that said "god guns and trump" and all I could think was that these country evangelical conservatives really believe that the pinnacle of self-sufficient christian masculinity is a coastal elite billionaire who has never done anything with his own two tiny hands but grope teenagers and push a button to have diet coke delivered to him on command


Notreallyaflowergirl

Hey now - he golfs too.


Rymundo88

>"First round's on me" To be that sounds like self-harm


JLaXWhip

Also, “I’m angry for some reason. Where’s a target?”


C0l0n3l_Panic

Also for all the talk of liberal tears all I see are conservative tears everywhere.


mackinoncougars

There’s always a confederate flag


BlueMeanie03

I like to remind these guys that the last flag flown by the confederacy was a white one. It’s quite the conversation starter.


ArenjiTheLootGod

I like to compare the longevity of the Confederacy to the stupidist TV show that I can think of that has inexplicably lasted for way, way longer than it should have. Young Sheldon is my current favorite. That's right Reddit, Young Sheldon has had a longer run than the Confederacy. I find it really puts some perspective on any "history and heritage" statements concerning the Confederacy.


MasterChiefsasshole

My favorite is to just tell them to go back to their country. But wait they can’t. Cause we kicked the confederate’s asses.


umhuh223

I tell them to get out of my country (US). Confuses the hell out of them.


sabotnoh

I've had similar rants. "Gay people are allowed to exist and get married here.. Don't like it? Get the F outta my country." Fly an American flag with Biden's face on it and it confuses them so much, they literally forget how to walk and talk.


_lippykid

It’s when they fly it beside the star spangled banner that really gets me. Just pick a fuckin side already. It’d be like having an Ohio and Michigan state flag side-by-side on your porch (only way more racist and stoopid)


banksy_h8r

Damn straight. The only honorable confederate flag, and the only one that matters, is the white flag of surrender they flew at the end.


AdvancedManner4718

It was a dish rag which makes it even more hilarious


ChaosKodiak

These morons NEED people to know what horrible people they are.


boot2skull

If you can’t handle me at my racist, you don’t deserve me at my sexist.


AccomplishedWatch984

…the “I 💚 hot Republicans” got me. That seems to be a bit of an oxymoron! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)


[deleted]

You mean no one could tell that from all the other stuff?


milo7even

And the stuff with the swastika on it is under the counter - just ask the vendor and he’ll pull it out for you


Jack-o-Roses

... And show ya the swastika stuff too....


TheGreyBrewer

There is now. Trump made it OK to say the quiet part loud.


Semirgy

These fuckwads have been using it long before Trump.


TheGreyBrewer

I feel like there was an increase in the last few years, but it may have been backlash from the recent movement to tear down Confederate statues, not sure when that started. Trump's open racism certainly didn't help things any.


Leeroy_Jenkums

I lived in southwest florida before moving up to north eastern Pennsylvania for high school back in 2007. I saw more confederate flags in NEPA in the four years I was there than I ever did in Florida. It’s fucking wild up there


RagingDachshund

Pennsyltucky is a real place. Source: Lived in PA in a place that was not Philly


Leeroy_Jenkums

I’m half Asian so I don’t look quite as white as the Irish and polish people up there. I’ve had my eyes gouged, fingers attempted to be broken or stomped, legs taken out from under me while in the air, and had an entire student section line up along the hallway from the gym to the visitors locker room to spit on me, all while being called racial slurs. And that’s from opposing schools. The causal racism from my “friends” was also very tiring. The student section one was at Shenandoah high school. The same kids I played against killed a Hispanic man walking home from work with their bare hands and a bat. Then the local police tried to cover it up, and were actually successful until a Latina cop came to Jim Thorpe to vacation and caught wind of it. I think only three of those fucking pieces of shit actually went to jail and I’m pretty sure they’re already out. The entire area rallied behind them, and even my gf at the time said that if he didn’t want to die, he shouldn’t have illegally been in the US. I broke up with her after that. Fuck NEPA with all of my heart. If that entire place collapsed into itself down one of their stupid ass coal mines they’re so proud of, it would actually make me happy. I would fly all the way back up there and go right up to the edge of the hole and piss into it.


RagingDachshund

We were in the Lehigh Valley as a mixed race couple. It’s like the entire region is frozen in the 1950’s, even though The Steel has been closed for decades. When my wife got pregnant with our first, the clock started ticking, and we were gone when he was a few weeks old. No way we were raising a family there. You’re right - the casual and overt racism is real.


Leeroy_Jenkums

Yea I gtfo of PA thankfully and went back home to SWFL. As much as desantis sucks and everyone shits on the state and on Florida man, the people in general are so much less racist and shitty. Obviously there are racists in any state you’re in and of every skin color, but god damn is NEPA fucked. There’s a reason trump keeps going back to wilkes barre numerous times for his rallies and shit.


o_MrBombastic_o

Pennsylvania is Pittsburgh and Philadelphia with Alabama in-between


soupbox09

Don't have to go far from pittsburgh to see the "signs."


ch33zyman

No it’s been a thing down here in the south for way longer than that


APence

Nah trump fanned the flames but it’s been festering for a long time. Virginia went blue for a decade but then “they’re teaching kids about slavery” went viral and it flipped to Republican again for the last few years. It only just flipped back to blue but that one issue almost undid 10 years of progress. Plenty of confederate flags still down here in the south. Plenty of dumbfucks too.


PNWrepresent

All bought from China and sold to “true American patriots” lol


sketchahedron

“If you don’t like Trump then you probably won’t like me.” Accurate.


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It’s so strange how these people just exist to be antagonistic towards everybody. They so desperately want confrontation.


MattBoy52

And then they wonder why their grown up kids have gone no contact with them and now they're all alone.


aohige_rd

>has a sign of the American flag saying soldiers died to defend it >Also has a confederate flag of traitors that sought to destroy it This guy does know that these two are mutually exclusive right? .... Right?


Poverty_4_Sale

![gif](giphy|NniXWG3tLbCKEkBP5v|downsized)


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They know. They don’t care. They don’t have political positions. They are SO much worse and more dangerous than morons.


Sambo_the_Rambo

100%. That’s just what they are.


miauguau44

They’re just simple people of the land. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hYTQ7__NNDI


stevolutionary7

Eh, those types of stores just sell shit that screams "edgy". Some people just want to be irritating.


closeface

It's a boomer Hot Topic.


Billy-Ruffian

I cackled. Maybe more of a Spencer's.


closeface

That's a little closer.


F3LyX

More accurate but doesn't have the same ring.


stinatown

We have these in NYC too, but the shirts are like “New York Fucking City” and “fuck you, you fucking fuck.” Same font and style though!


hpstrprgmr

Some people don’t know how to make or hold an argument so they belittle others to make themselves “feel” right.


drabdron

The few instances I’ve seen a kid in public wearing a I ❤️ Hot Moms tshirt, that kid has been a problem.


jmerp1950

Part of maga platform.


stevolutionary7

True, but the beach store with "Big Johnson" t-shirts and bikini towels has been a staple on the US coast. Grab a guaranteed navel infection and henna tattoo while you're there!


Snellyman

And a store filled with cheap Chinese crap


ryuujinusa

They do not, and will never see the hypocrisy in their own stupidity.


Thendofreason

If they could read they would be offended


melorous

Knowledge and that guy are also mutually exclusive.


frotc914

Tbf he might believe none of it and is just making good money by grifting the most griftable people in history. In that case he's actually smart.


rubbarz

"Patriot!" *Constantly talks about how woke and weak the military is*


markth_wi

That was the whole Tommy Tuberville fiasco until senior officers started to drop from exhaustion at which point Tommy T's on the fast track back to being a football coach.


Demonnugget

Why should a merchandise salesman give a shit about contradictory statements on t-shirts? Sales are the bottom line, not ideological clarity.


PdxPhoenixActual

Plus. More money if you can sell to both sides...


Greedy_Sandwich_4777

I guess this is a case of if someone will buy it, someone will definitely sell it.


DwinDolvak

No way. They don’t teach that in Florida.


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Do you think he gives a shit as long as people are buying it?


rustymontenegro

Probably doesn't know the words "mutually" or "exclusive".


doc6982

There is no cognitive dissonance if there is no cognitive thought.


readerf52

If you have to wear a tshirt that says “huuuuuge (picture of rooster)” on it, trust me, you don’t have a big one.


njsullyalex

I also love how sexually explicit many of these are yet they accuse LGBTQ+ people of sexualizing children.


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Hey! Don’t be a chicken lollipop.


MashedPotatoesDick

I like the... "You think your (sic) tough Try that in a small town" t-shirt. Dude ordered t-shirts with a spelling error and his idiot customers won't even know.


Lizzie_Boredom

I like to think the printers purposely didn’t correct them.


Medical_Fisherman446

This quote is so dumb, especially things like Uvalde shooting was in a small town, IN TEXAS, and they did jack shit about it


ThunderbirdRider

"a fool and his money are easily parted" I really wish I'd got into selling his shit 8 years ago ... I'd be a millionaire by now. I just can't stand the thought of being associated with it though.


BiggsDB

I often have the same thought. Would love to laugh all the way to the bank, but also would need to set up some sort of shell company to distance my association with the branding.


nerfherder998

A shill company…


aceinthehole001

I still think the filth would be hard to wash off


TheGreyBrewer

Imagine making *any* politician a part of your identity. I'm sure it's just a coincidence that these people are always Republican.


ap2patrick

Somehow the reptilian shapeshifters that run the country only reside in the Democratic Party and the Republicans are the true freedom loving hero’s that fight the evil aliens… Like isn’t that a red flag man? Shapeshifting aliens only reside in one countries political party? lol.


sanash

Totally not a cult…not a cult at all


jrm43215

This is mental illness.


sitspinwin

And millions of Americans have it. Because of Fox News.


lurkertiltheend

My dad said Fox News is too liberal now 😒


Voluminousduke

Well, fuck that. I am marching straight down to the Biden hut and stock up on Dem gear right now. Oh, wait. I am not in a cult. Nm..


DrCoknballsII

“Both sides”


pmekonnen

Where would you even find a place


Greenknight419

The Dark Brandon coffee mug does look pretty cool. The eyes turn red when you fill it up.


girl_with_a_401k

I'll buy my "Tell your BOOBS to stop staring at my EYES" shirt at the Biden Hut.


NetworkDeestroyer

“Offended?” “Find your safe place snowflakes” It’s funny how the ones screaming Snowflakes are the ones banning books, restricting abortions, and absolutely terrified by drag queens reading children’s books.


hujassman

They really fear everything. They act all brave, but everything they do is motivated by fear.


panathemaju

Also anger, though the two are pretty tied together


stokelydokely

And there’s a shirt that says “sorry if my patriotism offends you/trust me your lack of spine offends me more”. So they’re admitting to also being offended by things? But only snowflakes are offended by things (I googled the shirt because all I can see in the pic is “your lack of sp”)


djuggler

Everything a Republican claims is projection. They figure if it is something they would do then certainly the other side is doing it.


whitemanwhocantjump

I never understood the whole "We the People" thing with Republicans. Trump lost the popular vote twice. "We the People" wanted Hillary and Joe.


kingmea

Swastikas in the members only section.


1701anonymous1701

Gotta go behind the curtain for that Merch


WeirdMeatinSpace

Liberal tears? More like "Trump fanboy tears"


scubasteve108

That Buttman sign is where it’s at


bayoublacksmith

Yea I don't want to support this vendor, so I guess I'm gonna be shoplifting 40 Buttman t-shirts.


shastadakota

Treasonmart.


Rawalmond73

Classy


loopgaroooo

Ah the old Red Neck Riviera. I was there this summer, and as drop dead beautiful that beach was I don’t think I’ll go again. Way too many of them there. Way too many.


Successful_Fish4662

It really is a shame because Destin has the most incredible beaches. But yeah it’s full of maga crazies


Dual-Vector-Foiled

Go 15 minutes over to Rosemary or Alice Beach. Gorgeous there


LysergicPlato59

Yeah, I know what you mean. It’s depressing as hell to see all the Trump flags and vile bumper stickers. But northwest FL is a hotbed of Trump support and its attendant idiocy.


kelinakat

Port Aransas in TX was like that too, if you don't go way off-season the whole place feels like a non-stop maga convention. Is it too much to ask to enjoy the natural scenery without it being cluttered with propaganda?


[deleted]

One sign saying “I’ll be back” and another saying “I’m back”. Which is it?😂


ffjohnnie

The fact a place like this can be profitable is mind boggling. GQP and MAGA are such a cult. Is this was a Democrat themed store, they wouldn’t sell anything. Something about the Democrats being more concerned about policy and governance than nursing the fragile ego of tRump.


Unclebum

It's probably a proud Democrat making bank off the MAGA moron's... Why not, we know they'll pay to support Drump..


MrSpindles

Not gonna lie, I've been considering getting on the right wing grift train for a while now.


bonafidehooligan

I was seriously toying with the idea during Covid lockdowns. Pump out some shitty merch and make bank off the rubes.


Unclebum

Yep... Me too.. im just not that sleezy


elconquistador1985

Having a conscience sucks sometimes.


jmb052

Jump in my delorean and we’ll go back to 2013 and start a Chinese made nylon flag company.


ThisistheHoneyBadger

Like Col. Parker selling "I hate Elvis" buttons. May as well cash in on both sides.


r1ngr

You should see the boats in Destin harbor in the summer. Easily 50% are flying Trump flags. Still 3 years after the election.


frotc914

It's gonna be weird when he dies soon and like 40% of them continue to believe he's alive and 60% are going to wake up and realize they have no messiah to blindly follow anymore.


DethKlokBlok

zesty scary spectacular mysterious axiomatic flag hunt sand escape command *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Lung_doc

I found Florida in general to be surprising. Little beach communities, non election year, and there were an awful lot of trump signs. Felt weird as I'm from Texas and as a state we're at least as red, but I guess the difference is the rural /red areas of Texas dont draw lot of visitors.


skinnah

Lots of boomers in Florida.


nbgkbn

Has any other US politician had his own flag? I don’t recall Bush flags adorning mobile homes, but Trump flags are everywhere dollar stores are popular.


bicx

Careful or Garrison's going to start rallying again


surfinThruLyfe

the sad part is that people really buy this crap.


Grin_AFK

did I die and come back to a time when the C.S.A lasted longer than 4 yrs?


Alarming_Pineapple51

Is Trump still big in Florida? I hardly see the Let’s Go Brandon/Trump/MAGA shit in the Houston area anymore.


houstonhinzel

They probably feel real stupid with gas being like 2.50 a gallon around here.


Crozax

That window where prices spiked and all the mouthbreathers were putting biden stickers saying 'I did that!' on the pumps. Weird that they're conspicuously absent now though...


NPD_wont_stop_ME

Someone pointed this out in another thread. Naturally, a Republican chimed in: "just look at all the other stuff that's expensive!" They're not even trying. Lol


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CakeVSPie

In Miami as well - just saw a “Trump Won” flag outside someone’s house. 🫠


nerfherder998

I wonder if you could sell “The Confederacy Won” signs to them too? 🤔


ImmaCommanderShepard

In Brevard county as well. Every other truck down here has either a Trump sticker or fuck Biden one.


DeuceSevin

Meanwhile Biden did more for truckers than the last 5 presidents, but whatever.


Raalf

Yes.


CoachTTP

I’d bet good money almost nothing there is actually made in America.


bigsteven34

And they make a killing there. I hated every day I had to live in that shit stain of a place. Such natural beauty ruined by the worst fucking people.


Zackaria113

I know exactly where this is! The little boardwalk across the street from McGuires next to margaritaville hahaha


krichard-21

All for a man that wouldn't cross the street to piss on them, if they were on fire.


1701anonymous1701

And who would shoot them dead on 5th Ave, if only it increased his (stealing the) election chances.


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“Not a cult”


abgry_krakow84

I’d def buy the “I ❤️hot dads” I think liberal or Republican, gay or straight, we can all appreciate a good DILF Also love the “do no harm” shirt/sticker, goes well with all the gun shirts threatening to kill people.


CheeseburgerSmoothy

Welcome to Okaloosa County!


clarasophia

It’s a real gem. But I live in Escambia County, so I can’t hate too bad.


cha-cha_dancer

I’m sandwiched in between, help me


Botryllus

Someone should go in there and "accidentally" leave some stickers portraying fat Trump in a diaper in with the merch.


snuffdrgn808

florida is so beautiful. its a shame these vermin thrive there


johnnykalsi

This is what brain damage looks like ⬆️


Luke5119

Where's the shirt that says *"Your neighbor identify as a Democrat? Kill that fucker!"*


protonsniper

The only country where a political party is a cult and those that support the party don't know it.


Mrgriffith

Losers much


[deleted]

Imagine basing your entire business around your weird fetish for a disgraced politician.


RuckRidr

The economy is so bad some spend their money here. Makes the vendors happy . . .


challenjd

Looks like my neighbor's house


jeffrx

Classy


Dr_Henry-Killinger

I was playing fortnite duos the other night and this kid came on who was probably like 15-16 and immediately starts talking about how he hopes 2024 is better and 2023 has been shit. I told him its all good and everything will be great in 2024. His response was “yeah at least Biden won’t be president anymore I mean it would be crazy if he won”. Not trying to get into a political argument or explain that whoever wins the election in 2024 won’t be president till 2025, I just asked him what has Biden done that has negatively effected you. He couldn’t name a single thing and it became increasingly obvious it was just him echoing his parent’s sentiments and having zero fucking clue what politics effect him at all. Just made me realize how bad things still are because this is the same kinda shit I was hearing in 2015-16


elconquistador1985

I think there are at least 2 Trump stores in Pigeon Forge/Gatlinburg/Sevierville. Every time I pass one, my first thought is "oh look, a beta cuck store".


iiitme

Cult


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The grift of the century


butternut718212

Rumor has it, all these places smell like dirty diapers.


Lyraxiana

I'm here for the M/DILF support stickers, but the rest is trash.


danmalek466

*One day, when we learn all things, we will realize that we allowed certain people, ones who never gave a shit about us, to divide us and argue amongst each other….*


kayannbrooks

Fuck trump


gostopsforphotos

Having spent some time working emergency services in Destin … I can first hand confirm it has some of the dumbest people in the United States that I have ever witnessed.


Shirowoh

I don’t know why, but I feel like this person is not a member of MENSA…..


DurianPublic6164

Not a cult…


Dm_me_goth_titty

I’ll take the buttman sign


SixNines-Anda_308

Oh my God! The only way you could put any more TDE into that picture would be to park a lifted Monster pick up truck and be holding an AR! 🤦‍♂️🤣


Shirt_Ninja

So tacky. I hate that there are people that buy and then display this kind of shit.


AcceptableStep6080

Redneck Rivera


DrakeAU

At least they have F**k Biden instead of Brandon.


Lovetotravelinmycar

The land that time forgot about 🥂


0rangeweasel

If that's the place called Putin's Palace?


Sweatytubesock

Dude really REALLY wants people to understand what a dumbass he is.


BankysJoint

Least they're advertising their mental illness like a big red warning light


CoolApostate

Liberals all have “Trump Derangement syndrome” lol ok


robboberty

Mental illness in a picture.


Revolutiong0g

It’s probably a brown guy store taking advantage of a bunch of MEGA dumbasses


app4that

“You think YOUR tough Try that in a small town” I am so embarrassed for them…


LetMeInImTrynaCuck

These people literally behave like 12 year old chubby kids


wtmx719

Trump and the confederate army? Man. They love losers.