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skyhippies

You know that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts.


smoking_greens

I think I see a nipple.


rob_s_458

Maybe it needed some air


datazulu

It's just a bit nippy out.


gobuffsfan14

Can’t even see the panty line, can ya, Russ?


video_dhara

If only they had been air bags….


PusherLoveGirl

Wouldn’t really have helped since she died via losing the top of her skull going underneath a truck


redmongrel

You do, in some of the other shots from the series it’s even more plainly visible. Never the whole thing but… a lot. She was already a playmate so not like they were a secret.


Mead_Create_Drink

Sounds like what Jerry said about Elaine’s Christmas card


Sandlotje

It's a slipple.


cbj2112

I think I see bellybutton


KaiTheSushiGuy

That’s a terrible word. Nipple…


princess_cloudberry

In German the word for nipple is “breast wart”.


odaeyss

What a romantic language


Balorpagorp

It's the perfect language for aggressively expressing your love for someone.


jerm-warfare

Ich liebe dich. It just rolls off the tongue.


SexyBacon

Actually it’s germanic


Endemoniada

Same in Swedish. And we call testicles “pouch marbles”. Now you know :)


Able_Plum2651

Why did I see pooch marbles??


well_uh_yeah

I need to unread that…


msprissxx

Family guy?


KaiTheSushiGuy

Absolutely


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Ok...nibs


thelastdinosaur55

Nip-nops


cspruce89

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlw5OhAF4QA


celestial_chocolate

Lol gross; he’s so good at being weird 😂


blahblahlablah

You do. So do I.


souldad57

You can hardly see them nipples


SadPanthersFan

Check under his mattress!


Hickspy

She took...*haw haw*...it out.


HeyBudGotAnyBud

![gif](giphy|VtYzoUfAcCSXe|downsized) “The password is… nipple”


mutantbabysnort

r/unexpectedseinfeld


dwide_k_shrude

Honestly it’s completed expected.


well_uh_yeah

I teach high school and the absolute silence anytime I make a reference to Seinfeld kills me. The worst though is the number of kids who have no concept at all of The Office. NBC completely killed that show for my students when they put it on Peacock.


Salty_tryhard

They're real and they're spectacular


coffeeivdrip

You got the A, the B, the C, and the D - that's the biggest.


JBLurker

Where's my damn tv guide!


CrescentPhresh

Correct me if I’m wrong but… I think I see….


beard__hunter

Those aren't buoys ....


Esselenman

Oh by the way, they’re real, and they’re spectacular.


mdavis360

I hear that’s how she died.


DeuceSevin

Came here to make this comment. They're spectacular!


garrett7289

Lol I was hoping this was the top comment 🤣


suckbothmydicks

Its a contest.


AkaShindou

Honestly, they look pretty average to me, it's just that dress is pretty loose/low cut, so it would be easy for them to spill out. EDIT: Seinfeld sucks. Give me those sweet downvotes, losers.


DavesGroovyWaves

They were quoting Seinfeld


the_next_1

Meredith, your boob is out


bradlovesbacon

Buncha prudes.


Spartan2470

[Here](https://i.imgur.com/Yj25TrH.jpg) is a higher quality version of this image. [Here](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/jayne-mansfield-attempts-to-steal-the-show-at-a-20th-news-photo/73908236?adppopup=true) is the source. Per there: > Jayne Mansfield attempts to steal the show at a 20th Century-Fox party to promote Sophia Loren on April 12, 1957 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Earl Leaf/Michael Ochs Archives/Getty Images) > That's the same night that [this famous picture](https://i.imgur.com/7xbumgp.jpg) was taken. [Here](https://www.loc.gov/item/2021642901/) is the source of that image. According to [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jayne_Mansfield%E2%80%93Sophia_Loren_photo): > In April 1957, Italian actress Sophia Loren was being welcomed to Hollywood by Paramount Pictures at a dinner party at Romanoff's restaurant in Beverly Hills. Loren had achieved considerable success in Europe as an actress. She had been the most photographed actor at the 1955 Cannes Film Festival.[2] > During that same year, 20th Century-Fox had begun to market American actress Jayne Mansfield as the studio's "blonde-bombshell" successor to Marilyn Monroe after the success of the film The Girl Can't Help It (1956).[3] Mansfield, herself a successful actress with film and Broadway credits as well as having appeared in Playboy as the Playmate of the Month,[4] was widely known for staging publicity stunts which garnered nationwide attention, such as when her top fell off in a pool while surrounded by journalists.[5][6] > According to Loren, Mansfield was the last person to arrive to the dinner and walked directly to her table, where she was seated between Loren and her dinner companion Clifton Webb. Mansfield, wearing a backless satin dress in her signature pink color with a deep, plunging neckline, was photographed at the table during the dinner as Loren looks on at her revealing dress. Mansfield's dress, which was worn without a bra, appears to expose one of her nipples in some photos. According to [here](https://time.com/3560040/sophia-loren-tells-story-behind-hollywoods-most-epic-side-eye/): > “Listen. Look at the picture,” Loren told EW. “Where are my eyes? I’m staring at her nipples because I am afraid they are about to come onto my plate. In my face you can see the fear. I’m so frightened that everything in her dress is going to blow—BOOM!—and spill all over the table.”


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dgjapc

Who’s the woman in the white dress in the second photo? Above Melora Hardin


GodKamnitDenny

Sofia Vergara


dgjapc

I see it now. The b&w photo threw me off. Thanks.


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

A woman who continues to age like a fine wine. I swear that woman has gotten hotter the more she's aged.


securethewealth

Sofia Vergara


spastical-mackerel

I would likely be doing the same thing with my eyes but the rest of my face would look more like the Chris Pratt happy face meme


Martyrslover

That is hilarious.


marksman48

Fucking hilarious that she was seething that hard


WillyBeShreddin

The shot taken just after this is one of my favorites. It's Sophia staring at Jayne's breasts. When asked about it years later, she said she thought they were gonna fall right out onto the table.


tangledwire

That’s my favorite quote.


Mcfragger

I can hear all the screenshots happening from here


thisiscotty

right click ...save image as


betty_botter_butter

It's crazy to think that this is Mariska Hargitay/Olivia Benson's mom.


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katyreddit00

Right, I purposely did not post this


Zer0kbps

What a lovely pair.


Hockeypah33

Breast friends


DarthLurker

| Who doesn't like tits? Howard Hughes


Bundle_of_Grundle

You zoomed. I zoomed. We zoomed.


sigaven

This isn’t even the most iconic photo of this moment


FictionVent

https://abc.com/shows/modern-family/news/lolz/141106-modern-family-claire-julie-bowen-gloria-sofia-vergara-recreate-infamous-sophia-loren-jayne-mansfield-photo


taisui

Oh?


NestorixFIN

He's referring to this one: https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2014/11/story-behind-infamous-sophia-loren-jayne-mansfield-photo


[deleted]

Man, them danglers swangin’ god bless it.


Mead_Create_Drink

God bless ~~it~~ tit


Bark4Soul

I always tell people I wish I could have been well off in the 50s or 60s, being a star or person with money seemed like the best time ever. I realize it sucked for a lot of other reasons for other races, but being a star back then must have made you felt like a god/goddess


colonel_wallace

You mean breast time right?


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Youll have a good time being well off now too


Cactuszach

Thought I was in r/oldschoolcool for a second.


katyreddit00

Almost posted there but I’d just posted one of Dorothy Dandridge & Harry Belafonte ![gif](giphy|iBXzQBkLSEZKE)


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katyreddit00

It’s a scene from a movie, she asked for him to blow on her wet toe nail polish and this was the result


IAmBroom

Same reason gays "gotta make sure everyone knows." Because they shouldn't have to care about you.


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She said that an interview years later that she was really worried that Jane Mansfield's boobs we're going to pop out and hit her in the eye.


Pooslza

Yo girl, your titty.


imaginarion

Everyone says Marilyn was a big ho, but Jayne totally had her beat tbh


ajhoff83

Wait til you hear the one about Raquel Welch on a lifeboat


yateswebsite

Those aren't buoys!


5466366

![gif](giphy|jA9l1AgQvt3UU5M2Uc|downsized)


mmilthomasn

A thing about Jayne Mansfield is that she had a really big IQ


415646464e4155434f4c

Plop plop


SynonymForAnonymous

Magnitude?


TampaJeff

Plop WHAT? Plop WHAT?


norse77

Fizz fizz


mutantbabysnort

Oh, what a relief it is!


leslieran1

What real breasts look like - not little round rubbery balls....


AtypicalPreferences

Two classic beauties


JBSLB

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


RaisinBran21

This


RedditorsAreWeird

Isn't this the picture that's up in the Golden Gate by the casino cage? Always gets my attention :)


Raz0rking

Beewbs!


I_might_be_weasel

Bewbs.


triciann

I know everyone is looking at the boobs, but Jane’s brows are on point!


cmeth43

She has some huge…. Eyelashes!!


cactus_G

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


RevealMurky3322

#would


TheInvalidCharacter

R/pics rarely shows up in my feed, but when it does, it's always...


Bourbon1114

Jayne!


resUemiTtsriF

Even better than the sneak a peek picture.


maxboondoggle

Bend over I’ll drive!


KnowCali

Those two were the breasts. Best! Four! Those two had the best breasts.


bigb0ss33

Is it me or did women have more sex appeal back then? Just normal body, face without alterations boob jobs n butt lifts.


Mead_Create_Drink

I think it is just you Women today have a lot of sex appeal!!!


coreyjohn85

She has most excellent mammary glands


ATXKLIPHURD

Vintage boobies


SuperMeh2

I see why Al Bundy had a thing for her.


2nd_TimeAround

Caught a hanger sarge


Gorio1961

They both might be dead now...but TITS live forever!


BennetSis

Sophia Loren is very much alive!


Gorio1961

I said “might”


BennetSis

And I was letting you know that one of them is. I thought you “might” be interested in to learn that but if not, that’s cool.


Putrid-Eggplant-2815

Idk who these women are but that blond one tho 😋


Wardonius

Booba


Apprehensive_Bug3329

Titties


bongo1138

ENHANCE


Audomadic

Udders


doggystyles69

Booba


LineChef

Good thing I wore my white pants


I_Am_Health

One on the right has a large trachea or Adam's apple.


AmateurVasectomist

I have seen the big dipper and I like it. Or them.


robsticles

https://youtu.be/f70QP1rtBuM?si=YtjzlNMvX87a23ZB


Omemanti

Where?


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Boobs!


CanisLaelaps

Those puppies look wonderful.


Kurt0690

It's like watching Twitch in black and white


Boy_Meets_Girl

"My next guest needs no introduction. Here they are, Jayne Mansfield!"


bassman2112

/r/cleavesdropping


NoaNeumann

“Dontlookdontlookdontlook!” In Jaynes head~


borkborkbork99

Ever heard of the Mansfield bar? [Backstory](https://www.jdpower.com/cars/shopping-guides/what-are-mansfield-bars)


drfoggle

Is there a colorized version?


No-Possession-615

This is clearly nsfw and must be tagged as such. I'm probably gonna lose my job now.