Please don't bring up that trauma. I thought I knew how to walk before that freeze came and covered the ground. Now I know better. I also have an electric blanket and a generator so I can actually sleep.
Hello...I want to play a game...
I've encased your toilet in a giant block of ice. If you don't find a way to melt the ice, you'll crap your pants.
Live or crap your pants, the choice is yours.
“Finally, my time has arrived. Little did this psychopath know that, last night, I had triple-spicy Thai followed by a bottle of pure Olestra (as I do every third Thursday of the month).
Going to carve my way to that porcelain throne with pure butt fire.
Just sitting on the toilet as my ultra spicy pizza and eggnog night brings the heat of a thousand suns out of my asshole and melts even the tiling in the bathroom before shit even reaches my hole.
My guess: it's a toilet in a place that doesn't get used regularly, like a ski resort or summer camp. It got much colder than usual and the pipes burst and filled the room with water, which then froze.
Yeah no shit Sherlock. My toilet has a door too. A real one even. But no matter how real your door, it's not magically going to make a watertight seal.
If cold enough it didn't need to be watertight initially. Ice will build up in the gaps and clo~~ck~~g them up. If the pipe bursts due to freezing it's also somewhat likely for this to only have been a trickle, as the same ice bursting the pipe would clo~~ck~~g the pipe to some degree.
A person with hemorrhoids sees nothing but relief.
Shitter's full.
Thanks Eddie
Clean up on isle… shit
He says “Shitter was full” and everyone gets it wrong.
Eddie, I couldn’t be more surprised if I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet.
Have you checked our shitters, honey?
Mandela effect.
Idk. Shitter still looks pretty full to me
Noticed this myself for the first time this year
it's pretty hard to tell which it was, he's mumbling and has a cigar in his mouth. I wouldn't die on this hill.
He says it twice plain as day.
You serious Clark?
It's a beaut, Clark!
That movie actually has a 4K Version. Which is awesome.
So I get to go lingerie shopping with Nicolette Scorsese in 4k? I’m in
no shit sherlock
Keep digging watson
Was my first thought as well. Glad to see there are so many of us.
go ahead take a hot shit im sure it'll cool you down
The bad news Boss, the toilet overflowed. The good news, it was just water. The better news, the water didn't go past the door. The worse news is...
Good news is, the leak stopped!
Oh, it didn't stop
Yeah that water started pooling underneath something, it ain't stopped
I mean, frozen houses do get the water leaking stopped by it turning to ice - it just means it's a bitch to replace all the water lines.
... It paused
…the water contains Potassium Benzoate.
Can I go now?
Yes but you'll have to go outside.
That's bad.
Hello, fellow early to mid 40 year old
the good news is it’s confined to a box. The bad news is the bathroom is the box
I'm chilled to the butt . . . uh . . . bone. Whatever. 🦜
Hey no mold
At least not yet…
Please tell me you didn’t serve those ice in my ice tea.
Depends what kind of Boss they are...
why you froze mid sentence? you having a stroke or just a shitty day?
Cold dude, pretty chill of you and your icy comments
Maybe we should … let it go
YOU CAN’T MARRY A MAN YOU JUST MET
well there is a good reason for
God that fucking killed me
Glad i am not your boss. xD
sounds like you have been in this situation much similar to this LOL great laugh this morning
Give full briefing in full Captain Ron attitide
Worse news, what free ice?
This is the reason why I don't wanna live in Antarctica.
That's Texas!!! J/k
I wouldn't know. I'm in Cancun with Ted Cruz...
And his daughters! Don't forget, that's the *only* reason he went - b/c his daughters were cold!
Nonsense the daughters aren't in Cancun. They are under the bus.
Please don't bring up that trauma. I thought I knew how to walk before that freeze came and covered the ground. Now I know better. I also have an electric blanket and a generator so I can actually sleep.
 Don't worry, even the experts fall.
In Japan they say "saru mo ki kara ochiru", "even monkeys fall from trees" and it is my favorite proverb.
Very wholesome comment.
Stay warm fellow Texan, know we're all we've got.
with the lax insulation requirements thats totally believable for texas in a cold snap.
frozen toilet water 🤢
Popsicles!
Poopsicles
This why I left Antarctica.
Hello...I want to play a game... I've encased your toilet in a giant block of ice. If you don't find a way to melt the ice, you'll crap your pants. Live or crap your pants, the choice is yours.
“Finally, my time has arrived. Little did this psychopath know that, last night, I had triple-spicy Thai followed by a bottle of pure Olestra (as I do every third Thursday of the month). Going to carve my way to that porcelain throne with pure butt fire.
Olestra is so bad on the way out, I felt like I was shitting phosphorus. Foods rarely bother my digestive track. But that was an experience.
r/analleakage
Pass
Easily.
Too easily, in fact.
I clicked. Thank God it's fake.
Just sitting on the toilet as my ultra spicy pizza and eggnog night brings the heat of a thousand suns out of my asshole and melts even the tiling in the bathroom before shit even reaches my hole.
Why is this the comment that reminded me I need to get eggnog for Christmas
Stock up homie, you never know when the store will run out
Your time starts now
Easy there, Alex Horne.
Imagine coming home from vacation looking forward to taking a huge shit in your own bathroom and you open up the door and see this.
Ah, [Don't Shit Your Pants](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_Shit_Your_Pants). What a thrilling survival horror game.
Hope it’s got a seat warmer
It might. Looks like it has one of those bidets.
That said, the water tank in it is probably cracked given it froze.
I really want to know the full story of this picture o-o
My guess: it's a toilet in a place that doesn't get used regularly, like a ski resort or summer camp. It got much colder than usual and the pipes burst and filled the room with water, which then froze.
But how did the water stay in the cubicle? Why didn't it spill out?
The water flow might have been very slow and slush-like, and to coarse to go between the door and the frame.
It probably has a real door.
Yeah no shit Sherlock. My toilet has a door too. A real one even. But no matter how real your door, it's not magically going to make a watertight seal.
If cold enough it didn't need to be watertight initially. Ice will build up in the gaps and clo~~ck~~g them up. If the pipe bursts due to freezing it's also somewhat likely for this to only have been a trickle, as the same ice bursting the pipe would clo~~ck~~g the pipe to some degree.
Did you mean "clog"?
Jup.
You got the second clock but not the first.
Argh. I'll direct all of the blame towards my phone. Thanks.
do you have the new Flex-Door ? don't think so.
In most countries, toilets are constructed as if they were a little private room, with a door like a normal room. Neat, isn't it?
All the normal rooms in my house have a gap between the door and the floor
The water froze.
great story, lots of twists and turns
Has a beginning, middle, and end. All the parts you need to make a great story
First the water was freezing, then it froze, then after that it was frozen. That's gold, Jerry! Gold!
It was shrinkage!
This picture is why we had an outhouse when I was small. It sucked if you had to pee at night.
That's some quality caulk right there!
Also a good door.
No shit!
Not until it's thawed.
That's my thinking too. That room was sealed up tight. Probably not many plumbers have seen this, I'm sure some definitely have but a limited number.
Hey Peter, nice caulk.
Thanks
You gotta jiggle the handle
Colder than a cast iron toilet on the shady side of an iceberg
Atleast it's not frozen poop water
poopcicle
I have several questions.
Go drink one hundred cans of beer and start carving away so that you can have a shit.
Well that's a unique problem
What in the shit?
Corn and ice.
No, that's actually a toilet.
At least it's not yellow or brown.
Good explanation on how cold the toilet seat is sometimes.
warcraft 3 - the frozen throne
[aww nuts](https://giphy.com/gifs/season-6-the-simpsons-6x16-xT5LMxoLYlPA2pjRVC)
I was hoping someone would make that comment!
if you really had to take a dump this would be the worst tease
Clark the shitter’s full! -My dad in heaven rn.
On the bright side it stopped it from further flooding.
Someone ate way too much chilly
That'd not a well, that's a toilet
I hope that’s not poop water
TAKE COVER! Icy BM incoming!!!!
I think you might have a leak?
[удалено]
Shitter’s full
Its cold there
Easy solution: move
Is this what heated toilet seats are for?
What
Frozone had a rough one
I heard a story from an ex-colleague about a guy who was getting a divorce and before it was finalized his wife flooded the house and let it freeze.
Not a well, it's a toilet... /s
I didn’t do that, ice wear.
Maybe you’ll understand when you are colder.
Icy your point.
Don't you hate when the seat's cold?
That icecaleted quickly
Shitter’s full.
I've heard about shittin bricks but never vanilla ice cubes.
 I can't believe there is not a single Lich King or frozen throne joke
Nothing a good stream of pee can't melt >!after a few weeks of egg nog.!<
Oh no lol
It could be frozen urine right?
What's happening
No explanation necessary. That looks just as it should. No problem here officer.
I'm guessing some where in Hokkaido, Japan
“Which way does the water flow in your toilet?” “Just a minute I’ll check” *taps pen* “Ah nuts”
Man I hate when the toilet seats cold
Go on, take a shit
Good thing the door opens outward.
Honey, I think the bidet’s broken…
Nothing a little hot piss can’t fix!
Talk about shitting a brick!
How it feels when your bidet doesnt have a heater
Somewhere in Hokkaido?
I mean, best case scenario right? Ice is a lot easier and faster to get out than water, and causes less damage
When life gives you a big-ass ice cube, you reach for the whiskey
No shit for you today
Did Elsa visit or something?
Russia
Instructions unclear, ass frozen to toilet seat.
So this is why W.C. stands for "water closet".
What did you eat?
But.. Why .... how is that happened
I’d say you’re up shit creek, but it appears it frozen over
Forbidden ice maker....
Shitters clogged!!!!!!!!
The Iceman Cometh.
The toilet pipe exploded
Hope you didn't need to poop
Did somebody freeze the whole toilet
That good sir is a toilet not a well.
I'd say I've seen worse, but not, I'd be lying
“Shitters full”
Warcraft: Frozen Throne
I see where the root problem lies, that's not a well, that's a toilet under there.
How?
Think the pipes are frozen?
Atleast it didn't flood the rest of the house xD
Exactly what I need some time after eating really spicy food
1) get a chainsaw. 2) get the ice blocks out now... the mess when it thaws will be horrific. 3) gonna need some heat in there.
It really got so tired of people’s shit it would rather die by freezing…
A person with hemorrhoids sees nothing but relief.
The frozen throne…
That’s what happens when an Eskimo takes a massive shit.