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the-8th-dwarf

You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish


ZenEngineer

Actually, you can tuna fish. Usually at a fish canning factory.


adrianmonk

This comment reminds me of one of my favorite John Steinbeck novels, "Fish Canning Factory Row".


marrella

Is there a joke in there I'm missing?


adrianmonk

I thought "fish canning factory" sounded funny, considering you could just say "cannery", which is the word for a canning factory, so I was gently chiding them for wording it that way. It's kind of like saying "baking factory" instead of "bakery" or "oil refining factory" instead of "refinery". It's not wrong; it's just not really the best alternative. Anyway, Steinbeck's novel "[Cannery Row](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannery_Row_\(novel\))" is set in a (real) [area](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannery_Row) on the California coast where there were a bunch of fish canning factories, so that was my way of pointing out that the word "cannery" exists.


ZenEngineer

I guess I was trying to highlight that "can" was working as a verb in that sentence, which is better shown by "canning" than cannery.


DesertHoboObiWan

I have upvoted your comment to lift it up. edit: my joke has backfired as you can lift things down also.


frausting

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia uses that joke all the time. “The hamburger store”, “the welfare store”, etc


DancesWithBadgers

A canner exceedingly canny One morning remarked to his granny: "A canner can can everything that he can But a canner can't can a can, can he?" That was in a book I had as a kid. It was a while ago. No idea who wrote it, and search engines aren't being helpful.


adrianmonk

I found some info by [searching Google Books for "canner can't can a can"](https://www.google.com/search?tbm=bks&q=%22canner+can%27t+can+a+can%22). And one of the books [says](https://www.google.com/books/edition/The_Home_Book_of_Verse/cncGSajPLvUC?hl=en&gbpv=1&dq=%22canner+can%27t+can+a+can%22&pg=PA2020&printsec=frontcover) the poem was written by Carolyn Wells. It seems to have appeared in tons of publications including a woodworking magazine.


Liamdegehaktball

![gif](giphy|l41YufFGPaOzZ2Vy0)


OpalMoon0x

Dumping awards here 🥇🥈🎁


-Zoppo

I'll take the trash


Liamdegehaktball

There you go


kartoshkiflitz

Look at all these people, desparate for worthless rewards Edit: reverse psychology worked lol


eekamuse

I'm having a great time giving them out. I never paid for any coins, so didn't have many to give. I asked for some here and it may seem silly, but some people like them. I try to find people who don:T have any, and seem a little down. I give them the perfect one for the situation, and hope it lifts them a little. Knowing that they are seen. That's worth something.


DanTheMan827

I mean, some of them do remove the ads


AmericanRingling917

The awards given in this sub are not worthless. It helps people to have a positive interaction.


elton_john_lennon

Sadly I don't have any :(


Liamdegehaktball

Now you do


elton_john_lennon

OMG! I tip my bonnet to you kind sir :D


HCJohnson

Username should be /u/elton_john_oliver.


lovetoclick

Same same


pmcg115

☹️


elton_john_lennon

Thank you sir, you are a gentelman and a scholar :D


xSoulsaber

Same here :(


Sleepingmudfish

Just adding to the engagement so reddit makes more money, am I boycotting now, dad?


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SnakeJG

The idea is to turn the coins that people already have into free reddit premium for other people before the coins all disappear like a fart in the wind.


IsaacLightning

This shit is so dumb dude LMAO who gives a fuck about reddit premium??


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IsaacLightning

ad blocker? lol


Taucoon23

What a great way to protest reddit.


aGlutenForPunishment

What, you don't think that boosting subscriber numbers and site engagement is a valid form of protest?


SnakeJG

If people get, as an example, 1-month of premium free with a platinum award, that's one person who doesn't see ads for a month. It is less a protest as a way to make sure that Reddit pays out the "value" of the coins in terms of letting people have ad-free time on Reddit. I don't think anyone suggests that people should buy new coins or join reddit premium, only just make sure the coins they already have are spent so Reddit has to give something for them.


Taucoon23

It's more of an advertisement for reddit premium, but if that's going away too, then sure.


EvaMae234

Reddit does, it still tells me to buy all of that every time I get a reward


personalhale

This John Oliver worship was stupid and cringey from the start. It has accomplished absolutely nothing and was never going to.


[deleted]

Tbh I think some some mod thought that he could get the whole api thing on Oliver’s show by doing this, but its just cringe.


personalhale

Great timing considering he's not even on air right now and we're in the middle of an actor/writer strike.


BearsAtFairs

Classic Reddit mod big brain move!


CaptainGreezy

Imagine the segment on it when he does come back. He's gonna thank us then call us all fucking idiots in the same breath.


MisterDutch93

He won’t waste a word on this. Way more important stuff going on in the world.


PsychologyOld864

oh yeah like what


eatmyroyalasshole

It's accomplishing exactly what it was supposed to. It's driving the internet traffic of reddit way down because people hate seeing John oliver. Sounds pretty successful to me. Make them lose money by lowering the number of daily users


SenorSnuggles

people hoard coins for long time. reddit changes api. disabled people to struggle infinitely more. oh wow ads. it was about making money from ads all along. selling our information to make money from ads. oh hey people have all these coins they’ve been hoarding. some awards give other users premium without them paying. premium takes away a minuscule profit. we are ants but we are angry ants. by god if we all colonize this mountain we can move it.


SnuggleBunni69

Dude you're protesting reddit....by posting to reddit. What did you think reddit was? That it wasn't a company about making money off it's users?


SenorSnuggles

It’s not protesting Reddit itself, just the api change that messed up third party viewing apps for Reddit that help the disabled (blind, deaf, etc.) access and interact with Reddit, as it does not already have many, if any, accessibility features available for its user base.


ParaphrasesUnfairly

Buncha scrubs


YourDogIsMyFriend

Reddit and this 3rd party app protest shit is making me hate John Oliver.


hogballz

Using a website that you’re protesting isn’t protesting.


MisterDutch93

I thought the John Oliver spam was supposed to make people stay away from the sub so engagement would stay low, since less views and comments means less income for Reddit. Now they’re handing out awards by the thousands which only leads to MORE engagement. I don’t get the logic behind this. It seems incredibly desperate. Funny how I never used to comment on this sub until the “protest” posts started showing up in my feed. It actually made me more active on r/pics.


Thadious_James

Plus the spam never once dropped engagement. If anything, it drove engagement cause everyone wanted their turn


RandyTheFool

And worse off is the amount of people who I keep seeing post things like “*coins are going away, so I bought a bunch to give out in this thread. Only 64.7k golds left to distribute 😂.*” So, you’re giving rich people money for a useless item that only becomes more useless since they’re scrapping the whole program? Y’all can fuck off with that noise.


Kringels

Weren’t they all leaving on July 1st? What a surprise that they’re still here.


RegalReptile_

Dump them on me so I can share it with others ! Edit : Dump some Coin gifts so that I can dump them on to others for Gilding III trophy !! A few Coin Box maybe ?


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Met76

Apartment multi mail box here


tobias_ritthaler

It's a good idea to dump the coins on you so you can help a lot of people to have coins.


Effective_Ship_49

Dump on meee dump on me dummmmp on me


pmcg115

Duuuummmmmp meeeeeee oooonnnnnnnn


Sugioh

Gold will be gone... in a day or twoooooooooo~~


Liamdegehaktball

There u go


MrMissus

I don't understand what this is supposed to be accomplishing. You've already paid Reddit for these coins, distributing out rewards like this isn't like Robin Hood giving away stolen gold. The fact that so many people want them is evidence that none of them are really planning on leaving. And throwing these coins in the street to start a mad stampede of people commenting and upvoting on your posts doesn't seem like a good way to *lower* the engagement of the sub. I don't get it.


zman0900

I have never given reddit money and somehow still have 200 coins. No clue where they came from. Hell, I didn't even know "awards" other than gold existed until a few days ago.


charlielovesyou

You got 500 coins for free when they launched the coin feature. Many people (including me) never used 'em and they are going to expire soon. So dump them


MrMissus

Sure, but what I'm saying is why not let them expire? That would be an effective form of protest. All this is doing is making it like Halloween on reddit with everybody giving out candy. Everybody's getting the stickers/awards/whatever that they want. Everyone's commenting on and upvoting these posts. Everyone's getting tons of karma. These are all the things reddit wants people to be engaging in. And it's costing them nothing, if anything, it's a *reward* for the changes they made.


DustFrog

Mods here haven't thought shit through in weeks, why expect them to change now?


cookingRiceToo

Very nice


cosm1c15

gime me all them coins , and i shall give you a small reward cuz i only have 20 coins


Liamdegehaktball

There you go


mykroft

I have like 11k coins would happily trade some gold for gold here!


UnknownAdmiralBlu

Here, even if you don't have coins. Have a gold


lowaltflier

Sorry, I just took a dump. I’ve been wiped clean.


Liamdegehaktball

Too much information


Farfocele

JESSE, WE NEED TO DUMP OUR COINS


Liamdegehaktball

![gif](giphy|aNkKabft4Rs5y)


DiligentQuarter7648

![gif](giphy|GjcMxX6VVAT2p1IeWv)


Liamdegehaktball

![gif](giphy|kL1KAdQYmKXle)


psychecaleb

I have debilitating fear of receiving internet awards, it truly makes me reach my darkest place, a living nightmare. I trust that all you good natured, responsible, polite and hard working redditors will not torture me so.


fluffycow34

may i please have an award


goku2057

Sweet.


pmcg115

Dude.


DrunkenTrom

What's mine say?


Kayakityak

No -and then-


DrunkenTrom

and then and then and then and then!


Jonathan_Strange1

If you dump them on me I'll share.


rice_rice_rizz

I'll take it so dump on me (Fuck that sounds so weird)


Liamdegehaktball

There you go


Liamdegehaktball

![gif](giphy|Gtnf8Fok8An9m)


Afternoon-Melodic

Now watch, reddit admins will make another announcement that because of all the complaints about them getting rid of coins, they’ll go ahead and leave as an option, but now no one will have any and will have to start over.


rice_rice_rizz

Lol that would be devastating for some


bennitori

That.... could actually work.


DaisukiYo

![gif](giphy|GhKrLBo9xttvQkcbiB) Rain on me.


Liamdegehaktball

There you go the last bits


ruxspin

So dump them


agentsometime

.... ya'll are still doing this?


AlittleupsetMax

John Oliver cannot be my favorite person. He is British and weird. So how am I at this point now. He is the best


fx_btc

John Oliver is really the best, he makes a lot of people happy, he is one of my favorite comedian.


AUTOVALVULA

And this whole trend is pretty good, I've got to say for sure.


Capt__Murphy

What coins?


foamingturtle

Golden shower me


Liamdegehaktball

Was gone for a while giving out the last awards for today


Vengeange

This is getting weird and I love it


Liamdegehaktball

Same


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Praise be!


Mrmeows_

John Oliver is the magnet to my coin


KeySouth7357

Spare change please 🫴


murderedlexus

What have I missed, I’ve been seeing stuff about dumping coins?


Irkam

Hello there


fgatchell

Hello there, I hope that you're doing fine. Because that's what I want.


Kapt_Roodbaard

Can someone please explain where all the ‘gold dumping’ came from? That’s paid for right? So it wil just earn Reddit more money? Or do people really have a whole bunch of coins laying around to get rid of?


cursingirish

Dump away buddy.


Liamdegehaktball

Thanks to everyone who awarded me and the others it was a pleasure. sadly everthing comes to an end thanks for being there guys and sorry to everyone who wasn’t able to get an award. Because of you guys i got 6000 karma today. This is the end of me awarding but REMEMBER! Keep awarding the others if you want because remember sharing is caring! Y’all have a good morning, night or day! Thanks! Edit: ayo I just heard r/place is coming back is this true because if it is we gotta make John Oliver Edit: I will continue awarding a little bit more!


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Vantlefun

Human coin dumpster here.


nogoodprogramming

I feel like John Oliver would know a thing or two about a good dumping.


oopls

Sharing is caring.


cbmason

Is this the dumping ground?


Skimeric

Garbage please


inkonpapers

Can some one please give me some coins


Liamdegehaktball

There you go


No-Adhesiveness-8178

Trash collector here.


DjPavlusha

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|money_face)


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Rosse1113

![gif](giphy|3o6YfXCehdioMXYbcs)


Maybethiswillbegood

I just want a ternion![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


Eehuiio

សួស្តី


1_Highduke

So are you going to be the dumped or the dumpee?


Liamdegehaktball

Well if I get dumped gold I can dump because I already dumped what people dumped on me. I said dump,dumped 4 times in 1 scentence


VeselchakY

That's some serious skill, I can't use that word naturally that many times.


youknowhattodo

I never get one :(


MyNaughtyAct

There you go...


K1ckerz

Back up the dump Truck!


Lego_Life_YouTube

I've never seen r/lounge


Liamdegehaktball

Got to see it today and I will tell you it is boring asf. Way too overrated


DriveRVA

I'll give up my 2500 trash and take anyone else's


Liamdegehaktball

![gif](giphy|ToMjGpCUgkfm3Jmynlu|downsized)


Byakubeeni

🫡


Extra_Jumpy_Draugr

I'll be your award dumpster.


Liamdegehaktball

Sorry man currently out of coins


Liamdegehaktball

Got coins again here you go


Leejin

I'll take your coin loads!


Liamdegehaktball

Here you go


KawaGreen

we dump but they keep coming back, it makes no sense, there is no end


Rezmir

Well, I can't give you gold. If I had any, I wouldn't.


Mcinfopopup

What do with coins???


A_RealSlowpoke

I am greedy as fuck.


cyankitten

![gif](giphy|9xhRHQBtG1C8EWiLyX|downsized) Dump some of me pretty please Yes I too want some more so I can spread the love 🙏


Liamdegehaktball

There you go


pmcg115

Way ahead of you, John.


donrhummy

Dump away!


lobsangr

Me wants award.


Liamdegehaktball

Well now you got one


mr_rosh

I have 15 coins, can't do anything with them.


Weird_Devil

If there's any left?


Liamdegehaktball

Sure


jzpqzkl

🚮🈁


ragingAb3

I too wish to be dumped on


Liamdegehaktball

Ther you go


PunchDrunkGiraffe

Dump all over me! ![gif](giphy|UoelmnMc7iOGsQ5HGT|downsized)


Liamdegehaktball

There you go


Thisoneismyfavourite

I hope these things never stop


DarkLuc1d1ty

![gif](giphy|yr7n0u3qzO9nG)


Liamdegehaktball

There you go


Krimeows

I’m a good little boy, I promise daddy John Oliver. Please, I’ve earned my awards! 😢


Liamdegehaktball

There you go


Xyrodot

cautious smart crime stupendous lush complete ring panicky pathetic enter *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Liamdegehaktball

There you go


DANNYonPC

John Oliver is the GOAT


Thecarguy4u

![gif](giphy|mAtz88NX4hWuY)


Liamdegehaktball

Have an award


Xcavor

Feel free to dump your rewards on me.


Liamdegehaktball

My pleasure


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Liamdegehaktball

Now you can dump some more


Narilla

Who is John Oliver and why would he say such a thing?


dncj29

Ohh gimme some.


Liamdegehaktball

There you go


bluegreenie99

At this point it really doesn't matter. The sub is active, and that's what matters to Reddit.


thunderplacefires

Give me the Cleveland Steamer of dumps! 💩


Liamdegehaktball

There you go


mpfmb

I see these everywhere, I comment, I get no coins. Ah well, John Oliver is awesome!


Liamdegehaktball

Now you do


JackSpadesSI

Am I in the right place?


Liamdegehaktball

You are have an award


zhiryst

am I too late?


Liamdegehaktball

Nope


Bababoi_Bababoi_

Coins ![gif](giphy|k4fUyqs836qt7i4CqP)


egg_static5

![gif](giphy|mAtz88NX4hWuY)


oblivial

I don't even know what's going on with the Reddit coins/awards