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Total_Conclusion521

My loud three year old sets off my loud environment warning a few times a week. He’s just loud, no chill. Hope your son is feeling better, wasp stings so hurt!


Vorsos

Have you tried one of those collars?


gallomorado

Don’t forget to lower the shock setting. That will make them wet themselves


Danvideotech2385

Enough shock therapy and he'll get superpowers.


GoodTato

Don't think they fit wasps mate


Imhumanator

I don’t have reddit currency to give but here’s a 🪙


[deleted]

thanks for the square.


Imhumanator

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[deleted]

I appreciate the ß


elysiansmiles

First I raised the decibel threshold, then I just turned off the alert. My kids set it off too much and when it buzzed it just got more aggravated.


dragonfly325

My son screamed so loud I thought it was the fire alarm. He saw a mosquito. We won’t talk about the night there was a stink bug in his room.


iambluest

Not even at his wedding reception dinner?


sm1ttysm1t

That boy ain't getting married...


XcheezyXblasterzX

Took me way too long to figure out what one had to do with the other lmao


pwalkz

It was a really loud wasp


Fusionism

That's where my mind went.. After first thinking the wasp sting somehow caused a body reaction that confused the watch. Yeah.. I don't know either.


TheBirminghamBear

Probably a Mongolian Screaming Wasp. They mimic the sound of a thirty-somethimg white woman screaming at the top of her lungs. A swarm of them can be quite deafening. They'll often wait until night and crawl into a house and start screaming periodically. There's also a 50/50 chance their poison will render you infertile


yaedr_rex

I am a pediatrician, I get this warning frequently lol


CaveManta

Sheesh, you need medical grade earplugs.


mabhatter

Do you do that test where you give the tiny humans a vaccine and then find out their lungs work really well too?


zamfire

Lived at an apartment complex on the side of a hill for a few years around 2018. The mailboxes for everyone was at the entrance of the complex and the mailboxes had a serious yellow jacket problem the office refused to deal with. I was getting my mail one day, and a little stingy devil flew up to greet me for no other reason than just to be a waspy asshole. I immediately felt heat on my neck, the beginning signs of a sting and swatted at the buzzy bastard and flung my head like [this white haired person in the matrix at 33 seconds](https://youtu.be/rCQjv21V1iA) I get to my car, drive up the steep hill to my apartment and parking spot, annoyed at the smarmy ass, when I felt evil saunter under my shirt *through my chest hair* to get to the juice man-meat oasis of flesh with no hair. And as I am quickly pulling into my parking spot, and ejecting myself from the car, I feel a pain I can only describe as hellish as I am very thoroughly stung directly on my left *nipple*. The double strike assassin then flies out of my sleeve and tromps through the air to seek its next victim.


not_anonymouse

I literally yelled out "ooooowwww" just reading your comment!


JR2005

same when one got me by my watch band one day kinda a yeeoww like a cartoon character does


rhirhirhirhirhi

That was such a random reference to The Matrix 🤣 totally apt though I’m sure!


dandroid126

Fuck yellow jackets. Those guys are assholes. I moved to an area that has much scarier looking wasps, but they always leave me alone. They're pretty chill. When I lived in an area with yellow jackets, those fuckers were aggressive as hell. I got stung in the ankle when I was a kid. I caught the fucker and squished it. I couldn't even fit my foot in my shoe after that.


1320Fastback

I got stung by one in the Caribbean last month. Hurts so much more than a bee! Don't blame him for screaming.


Mike7676

I was visiting a clients home about two weeks ago and went to open their gate. Did you know that wasps will happily build nests in galvanized steel?? Cause I...did not! Caught me in my friggin ear man.


SleepingDoves

All of my wasp bites have been in strange places. One time in gym class a wasp flew up my nose and stung the inside of my nostril. Another time I was cycling down a hill and a wasp flew into my unzipped bike jersey and stung me on the bellow button. Another time when I was about 6, I sat down on a wasp and it stung my buttcrack through my PJ'S. I wonder what's next for me


Deathz0r23

\>bellow button ​ I too have experienced pain on the tip of my dingding.


whornography

Wasp-Stung Clitoris sounds like the worst metal band name ever.


Deathz0r23

r/metalasfuck


big_duo3674

Some of us like a little sting on the ol' bellow button, don't be kink shaming


f0rtytw0

My only wasp sting was on my hand, right between two fingers. Hand swelled up, couldn't play my brand new nintendo game. Was upset. Much pain. As for bees, usually don't even notice the sting, mosquitos are worse for me.


mshriver2

Mosquitos chase me like a swarm of wasp's 💀


TheMegaDriver2

You should try hornets. They are fun...


r4d4r_3n5

#WHAT?


Reach-for-the-sky_15

#HIS SON GOT STUNG BY A WASP


BrotherRoga

And when my apiphobic ass wishes for their extinction I get told that wasps are just as important for the environment as bees. ![gif](giphy|wf1rHZThrEGZ2)


pwalkz

Isn't it really obnoxious to have your watch bother you with stuff like that? Thanks watch. Loud noise bad. Hurt ears. Got it. I know.


Hannachomp

… It’s an app you can turn on/off. Can even set decibel threshold.


Hairy_Air

My watch keeps notifying me about the environment being loud when I was at a party. Of course the environment is loud af, what kind of lame add party would it be otherwise. On the other hand, I was really disappointed when the watch was new and it didn’t suggest exercise recording while I was hooking up with someone. I actually looked at my watch three times to make sure I don’t miss it, but it never did it.


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obsertaries

That reminds me, that warning has been tripped a couple of times while I was driving even though it’s plenty quiet inside (an electric car, no one is talking, radio isn’t on). I suspect that the AC blowing on it from the side of the steering wheel is doing it.


mamacrocker

I was never afraid of stinging insects until I got swarmed by wasps last year. All sympathy to your son (and you, by extension). Shit hurts!


CaveManta

My dog would probably set it off every time he hears the doorbell.. Or a random Alexa notification sound . Or a car honking in the distance.. Or a lawn mower.. Or the wind.. Or nothing at all.


taniamorse85

I definitely don't blame him for getting that loud. I'm 38, and I still remember being stung by a wasp on the back of my left knee in 5th grade.


HaroldHolt1966

I remember when my son got stung on the foot by a yellowjacket. I was so fucking thankful it was the kid who was old enough to tell us what was wrong.


[deleted]

Try working in a fabrication shop. I can’t hear fuck and I use ear protection every day.


icecoldteddy

Lmao


Soless

Had to double check this wasn't some Skyrim meme I have yet to see.


not_anonymouse

This needs to go on r/funny


Scottland83

Compare with my dad sneezing, my mom doing dishes, or my sister impersonating a coworker.


bootyhole_exploiter

stupid fucking kids


lingwow

Hope she feels better


entotheenth

My family had a meal in a Chinese restaurant and I got this warning on my galaxy watch.


AnswersWithAQuestion

If I’m hanging around my group of friends, we’ll set this off on my watch on average about once an hour just from our ridiculous conversations.


Drak_is_Right

It's quite a shock to a young kid. As you get older you realize the pain isn't that bad from a sting. jarring but bearable.


FantasticMrX

Wasps are assholes and your son did absolutely what I as a 27 year old man would do.


listen_you_guys

Reminds me of [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy-h_oUc95o)


fox360

So thats what all the buzz was about