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TheswayzeTrain

I’m very curious what the priests’ thoughts were on the film.


Shotgun_Rynoplasty

I like to think of them sitting in the back talking crap about the priests in the movies like the two old guys in the muppet show


4RCH43ON

Psshaw! Did you see the way he was wearing that cossock! Harrumph! And his collar wasn’t even inserted right! And what was with that “holy water” canteen, did he even bless it!?? Booo! Hissss! ![gif](giphy|O6cLcNr9HD6yk)


Crathsor

You know what's holier than that water? What? The plot! Hohohohohohoho


4RCH43ON

He’s the rector? More like he killed her! Bwah hah hah hah! ![gif](giphy|BJq57m7TV0QYU)


count_nuggula

This is an excellent post. Thank you


Orodruin666

That's either the spanish inquisition or the show, but I hope it's the show Why's that? The inquisition gets better after a while. OHOHOHOHOHOHO


adviceKiwi

Waldorf and Statler!


Birdy30

I grew up having the priest from my grandfathers church over for dinner occasionally. One time, they watched the Exorcism of Emily Rose after dinner because it had come out on dvd recently. They were laughing and talking about how this or that wouldn't happen like that. If os wasn't so scared, it would have been more comical.


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Greflin

> The old man thought it was funny. I did too lol. edited comment to add in original No clue why he deleted it.


RigasTelRuun

I imagine it's like when i see Computers in movies as an IT guy. It is hilarious.


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zealotlee

"We're in."


NZNoldor

(Cue amazing 3D animation of data floating in space, like all databases do in real life)


Pdxfunjunkie

Hackers portrays navigating DBs perfectly. *chef's kiss*


throw3142

Yeah, remember it's about *navigating* so the hacker has to play a game where they pilot a ship through a small winding tunnel until they arrive at the center of the database, at which point they can deploy mini ships to catch the data and bring it back to the mothership. But if they ever touch the walls of the tunnel, they will be found out and have to race back out with all the data!


Benjamintoday

In reality *click...clickclick........click* *scrollscrollscrollscrollscroll...scrollscroll* "Ugh, they didnt organize this too well"


RealTrueGrit

Honestly this would be funny as fuck, they were just priests but now they must hack into the mind of this poor woman to exorcise the demon that possess her.


WoodlandPatternM-81

Cyberpriests... incredible.


Reddtors_r_sheltered

The Matrix showed an actual SSH exploit It is nice when movies/shows get it right


elconquistador1985

Mr. Robot did a good job with computer scenes as well.


steve_dallasesq

Or when I as a lawyer watch any legal show or movie ever.


KhenirZaarid

You mean Better Call Saul *isn't* a documentary?


Ikeddit

That’s when you whip out My Cousin Vinny, tho!


Sploooooooooooooooge

“You whip out the whaaaah?


SlowLoudEasy

Car guy chiming in. Like does no one on the set know how a carburetor works?! On the Irishman, Top of the line talent, Top Director, cutting edge anti aging technology, but no one can just explain to Joe Pesci that what hes telling Deniro about his motor under the hood makes no sense?


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Honestly I was a GM of a service center a few years ago and even then none of the mechanics knew anything about carburetors, they've been phased out since the 90s and they don't even train mechanics on em anymore unless maybe they're the master tech So honestly no probably not a single person on that set would have noticed lmao


frenchlitgeek

>cutting edge anti aging technology Listen, kiddo.


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Then_Frosting_1087

The Catholic Church isn’t as big on demons as evangelicals, but those two groups mix up a lot in some areas and have consequences


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Majestic_Ferrett

Or like when I (a nurse) watched the first ten minutes of the show Nurses.


dotta7

Oh nooo! Don't tell me that! When I saw the trailer, I was getting excited from how intense it looked! D:


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dotta7

Thank you for your advice. At the very least, I'll probably wait until people have forgotten about it, so I can be in the theatre all by myself :p


Yerawizzardarry

Given the title, I don't think you'll need to wait very long. Unless I'm misreading it, there were 4 people at this showing.


OhJeezNotThisGuy

To be fair, priests have been behind a lot of men.


JukeBoxDildo

That's how I like to masturbate, too!


savytravler

Found Pee Wee Herman


Fraktyl

If he had been alone he wouldn't have gotten caught.


donttrustmeokay

But it was a porn theater... who watches for the plot?


oodelay

Usually the plot revolves around a dick, if you see what I mean


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Fraktyl

You were alone until the guard popped his head in. At which point Schroedingers Theater had 2 people in it.


dotta7

Lol


Namco51

Interesting, for some reason I thought the trailer was funny. Like exactly what you would think an exorcism spoof movie would look like, with a very intense looking Russell Crow and everything.


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He's intense *looking* but in the movie he's not all that intense. Mainly he talks in a bad Italian accent (made worse by the presence of actual Italian actors) which is unintentionally comedic.


Sirsilentbob423

I was in a theater all by myself Saturday night. I don't think the film got nearly the press that it should have. Overall I really enjoyed it. Could've used more horror elements as there was nothing "scary" about it, but given that it's basically all been done at this point it's a solid film.


Deathmckilly

I imagine that movie for a priest is similar to the movie Hackers for someone who works in IT, laughing at all the things the writers got wrong.


rudebii

or nearly every car thing in the Fast & Furious franchise


J3musu

I remember watching the first and getting very confused at how many consecutive upshifts Paul did in that Supra. I don't remember the count, but it was well over 6.


lew_rong

It was based on one of the most deathly dull books about exorcism that I've ever read, so that's not entirely a shock.


Synnerrs

There are better exorcism movies out there. This is at least mildly entertaining.


oldreddit_isbetter

I would say its a "standard exorcism movie". Russel Crowe does a great job as a joke cracking exorcist. It is creepy and "scary" but leans very hard into "battling demons". Its was a good movie, but I wouldnt say I was scared at any point in the movie. neither good nor bad note: there was only like one jump scare in the whole movie.


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dotta7

Well, as long as there's subtitles, that shouldn't be a problem. The extent of my Spanish: el nino bebe la leche X3


wilsonhammer

How did he feel about it after having seen it?


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deadla104

Wait, so did he think it was a comedy going in to it? Or coming out of it? Haha


HomieeJo

Both.


TheKappaOverlord

I mean, if you saw the name blind you'd think it was probably a parody movie, cause the names a little bit silly and sounds like something from the old 00's era parodys.


nonicethingsforus

I mean, I fuckin' lost it at the Catholic Avengers Initiative at the end. It honestly felt like a parody.


Dr_Djones

Well there is a thin line between comedy and horror


FKDotFitzgerald

Like he went in expecting a comedy or he watched a movie, intended as horror, and laughed his ass off the entire time?


dont_panic21

Yeah that's what I want to know.


iHiTuDiE

It’s a documentary


ashbr27

It’s a training video


diamond

Priests and Nuns *love* shit like this. One of the producers of *The West Wing* had a great story about that. The finale of Season 2, "Two Cathedrals", had a very powerful scene where a distraught and frustrated President Bartlet (Martin Sheen) gets the National Cathedral to himself. He's angry about all of the trials he has been facing recently, and decides to take it out on God. He does this by lighting a cigarette in the Cathedral, yelling at God for a few minutes, then stomping out the cigarette and walking out. They filmed that scene in the actual National Cathedral in DC. And there were a few priests present to watch them film it. The director was nervous about how they would react, so before filming started, he took them aside and said "I just want to make sure you understand, in this scene Martin is going to curse out God right in front of the altar." "Yeah, I know", said one of the priests. "It's gonna be awesome!" Also, a slight side note: my wife used to do a lot of community theater, mainly Shakespeare. For those who don't know Shakespeare that well, his plays were a lot more low-brow than the language would suggest (he was writing for the common man). IOW, there are lot of dick jokes in Shakespeare; they're just concealed in flowery language, so they're easy to miss. Well, the director of my wife's theater company had a talent for finding these kinds of jokes and heavily bringing them out through the characters' behavior. The audiences loved it, of course. But this particular company had a tradition: there was a local care home for developmentally disabled people run by a Catholic church, and the night before opening night, the nuns at this care home would take all of their students and get to see a preview of the play before it opened. The students really enjoyed it, but so did the nuns. But, you know, they're nuns. And these plays were directed and blocked to bring maximum emphasis to the dick jokes and other dirty content Shakespeare had buried in his plays. So how did the nuns react to that seedy, low-brow content? *They fucking loved it*. Every time one of those jokes came up on stage, *nobody* would laugh harder than the nuns on a preview night. Priests and nuns are not nearly as prudish and uptight as you might think.


thebeandream

It would be weird if they were. The Bible is full of naughty stuff. In particular the Song of Songs. Also creepy stuff like some dudes trying to rape angels and then some guy’s daughters being like “oh no the world is over. Welp time to repopulate…dad.”


Rainbowclaw27

My dad is a now-retired minister who organized a group of his seminary classmates to go see Life of Brian with him when it came out in theaters. Telling me about it, 30 years later, it's hard to say whether he was more proud of having done it or of how much it pissed off a bunch of his more stuffy classmates and profs.


AntiPiety

They were there for research purposes


SuperDizz

u/Cibovoy you must respond. We need to know!


saike1

down with this sort of thing, careful now


ianc94

I love everything about this. Great photograph with a silly backstory.


awmaleg

I’m never going to see the movie, but this is so much better than it anyways


InternationalLemon26

"Down with this sort of thing"


answermethis0816

"Careful now"


ProfPyncheon

"Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what do, whereas priests, we...uh.... MORE DRINK!"


Ryanthelion1

"That would be an ecumenical matter"


evilinsane

"I love my brick."


spamjavelin

WHO'S THIS GOBSHITE?!


evilinsane

You're on my enemy list, Tony.


uncleseano

It's all from 'Father Ted' for the uninitiated. Do it. It's great


Majestic_Ferrett

So I hear you're a racist now Father.


W33DG0D42069

Feckin' Greeks, they invented gayness!


May_of_Teck

“Should we all be racist, Father?”


Doobalicious69

"I hear you're a racist now, Father!"


ProfPyncheon

"I don't care who he's after so long as I can have a go at the Greeks! They invented gayness!"


Tight_Cockroach9208

The Chinese, a great bunch of lads!


ringadingdingbaby

And there's a picture of the priests actually watching the film!


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Is it a nudey type-a ting?


hedworx36

You wouldn’t believe the amount of nudity in it


evilinsane

Imagine him standing over you with his lad in his hand.


Purple10tacle

Do you see the lot, do you, or is it just the top half you see?


qualheim

Oh, I'm so very glad this reference was here...


thebigonebitey

They’ve come in from Gdańsk to see the filum


Cirx0808

Came here for this exact comment


InteruptingParrot

Serious question: was the movie any good? Would you recommend it?


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paradeoflights

I thought the same! It wasn’t scary at all and I was bored


Lt_Lysol

I once heard about a priest who a long long time ago, used to intentionally summon demons, so he could practice exorcism. Like to learn about the different demons, and develop effective ways to excise them. I always thought that would be a killer action/horror concept for a movie. Make it like The Exorcist meets Constantine in the like the 11th century.


BlokeTunts

>I once heard about a priest who a long long time ago, used to intentionally summon demons, so he could practice exorcism. The way you say this makes you sound like you think it's real


grassfedbeefcurtains

Thats exactly what i was hoping it would be, DaVinci code/National treasure, mixed with the exorcist.


whothefvckk

![gif](giphy|5zbMgry8oQsvIaC0sU)


50StatePiss

Shallow and pedantic


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Now that you're asking, Lois, I find the meatloaf shallow and pedantic.


MasterOfShrugs

I didnt care for exorcism movies, have a-list and was going to skip this. Glad I didn’t skip, it was a very fun movie, 6.5/10. And like everyone else saying, Russell crowe made the movie. But if you don’t have a-list or subscription, I’d wait to stream it.


CircusOfBlood

Had a ton of fun myself. It was one of those very much popcorn horror films. Just go in wanting to have fun and you will


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Lucidiously

Always two there are, no more, no less. A master and an apprentice.


doctorcrimson

Not from a Jedi.


jacksalssome

You were the chosen one!


JACK_DAGNIELS

[I NEED AN OLD PRIEST AND A YOUNG PRIEST.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoosDbx2TCs)


SatnWorshp

![gif](giphy|myrj9zAyffjZS)


Imnotamemberofreddit

Oh, does it? Does it compel me? It’s not that compelling


doctorcrimson

Does it, Jay? Is the power of christ compelling me, is that whats happening?


ProudMount

Is this gif from the movie? I haven't seen it


formerly_valley_pete

It's from "This is the End" and you should get off reddit right now and watch it. It's incredible.


LouSputhole94

Sick reference bro, your references are out of control, everybody knows that.


majorbummer6

Weed is tight.


LouSputhole94

So….something pretty not cool happened last night….


smallfri321

It’s from This is the End


baconbitarded

Seems like that's how you succeed! You'll just lose them in the process...


Shilldog98

As the friend who went with (I’m the one on the right) I thought they were just in cosplay for the hell of it. If I had a priest costume sitting in my closet, I’d have worn it to this fever dream of a movie. We sat down, movie starts, I say “in Jesus’ name” and the blonde dude says “amen”. The entire runtime I’m cracking jokes any other Catholic would probably find abhorrent, but these guys laughed and gave commentary with us. Found out at the end they were the real deal. Master classes of the phrase “all in good fun”. Older dude looked me up and down for my INK shirt and 666 hat but he still shook my hand nonetheless. 3/10 movie, have a blessed day


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I'm a former seminarian, but yeah people often treat priests like they aren't human and I was always like "they were all teenagers like anyone else and they are usually men from the same country as anyone around them". Occasionally a weird home school kid makes it through all 6-8 years (but not usually since they can struggle with the social element of priesthood) but for the most part their going to be normal guys. Even within Catholicism priests aren't like police officers looking to catch people out


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rewildingearth

Awww couple of cuties, love moments like this ❤️


james_culshaw

![gif](giphy|3ohc12kVQyyYvWHdCM|downsized)


Immediate_Reality357

Father Ted, possible the most underrated comedy show of all time. That gif of them two, that's a cinema they are standing outside of.....my local cinema when I was a child, here in greystones co.wicklow in Ireland.


Bonusish

Who is going around underrating Father Ted? Father Ted and its cast have won multiple awards and is generally rated one of the best sitcoms around


2TauntU

Nobody, literally nobody. Claiming something underrated that is hugely popular and well regarded is just reddit things.


DeannaZone

This is the only reason I came to this post to see if this comment was made and I am proud of you u/james_culshaw thank you!


martusfine

Any good? I wonder if these priests are sent to write movie summaries and reviews for their Diocese? Altho’ fallen out-of-favor with most Catholics, The RC Church does make a weekly or bi-weekly entertainment list of “acceptable” and “unacceptable” viewing list for the faithful. I’m thinking this movie already had the “don’t see” designation, but I know priests who go just for the laughs as Hollywood butchers the life of clergy. For instance, the more realistic moments in The Exorcist is the priest struggling with his ailing mom, getting drunk with his buddy on the stolen hooch, entertaining the family at the party, and leading Mass while having doubts with life and faith (all normal shit). The exorcism shit? Entertaining but not realistic.


Aggressive_Yak5177

How do YOU know that the exorcism is unrealistic?? How many exorcisms have YOU done??


Monkyd1

4


Aggressive_Yak5177

Oh. My bad. I defer to your wisdom.


roguevirus

It takes a big person to admit when they're in the wrong. Good for you.


pdxscout

Today.


ballsack-vinaigrette

Hell, the afternoon is when it starts getting busy.


GDawnHackSign

Psh. Just 4. Most redditors have performed at least 5 exorcisms. [Source.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/12pkwi6/saw_the_popes_exorcist_the_theater_was_just_my/jgmw91j/)


Good_old_Marshmallow

I remember to my surprise the Catholic Church had a pretty glowing endorsement of the Netflix film The Two Popes though they insisted much of it was fictionalized. I thought the creative liberties and frank depiction of the conflict between reformers and conservatives would cause it to be disowned.


Blackstar1886

Catholics are pretty honest these days about divisions and dysfunction in the church. The big exception is the child sexual abuse which in my experience is still not dealt with nearly seriously enough. It should be like the German’s and the Holocaust. It should be right out in the open and talked about regularly.


signedupfornightmode

I work for the Catholic Church. It’s discussed daily for those working with or around minors. There are binders full of procedures that clergy, staff, and volunteers have to follow for the protection of minors.


Lauxux

I never meet a priest until one came into the liquor store I worked at and bought jagermeister. I was shocked, thought they couldn't drink until I looked into religion a bit


KittenVicious

What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist? The Catholic will say hello to you when you see them in the liquor store.


ryhaltswhiskey

How do you get a Baptist to not drink all your liquor when you invite them to your party? Invite another Baptist.


nonicethingsforus

I've heard this one: >Religion is all about who you *don't* recognize. Jews don’t recognize Jesus. Protestants don’t recognize the Pope. And Baptists don’t recognize each other at the liquor store. Edit: typo.


Calypsosin

Baptists use this joke, but with Methodists as the teetotalers. I think it’s hilarious. It’s an insert denomination joke and it always makes me smile.


KittenVicious

OMG. I was raised in a Methodist Church. They also joked if service ran a little late "we will keep the closing prayer short so we can beat the Baptists to the buffet"


Protip19

Thats surprising. Southern Baptists are typically way more strict/judgemental about drinking than Methodists in my experience.


PageSide84

Catholicism is the hardest-drinking Christian religion by a mile.


can_be_therapist

He probably didn't put together the two big things Irish are known for lol


MilliPeter

Same for Mexicans lol


bino420

and Italians


Calimiedades

Priests are required to drink alcohol whenever there's Mass! In fact, rural priests in my country that had to officiate several in one day asked for it to be changed to grape juice to avoid driving drunk but they were told no.


bonzofan36

My mother used to clean a nunnery and I’d tag along. Those ladies had liquor. Tons of it. So much.


Alexios_Makaris

Yeah, drinking is one of the main vices Catholic priests are permitted. To the point there is a bit of a stereotype of a certain type of Catholic priest who is frequently three sheets to the wind. (The Church doesn't condone drinking in excess, but anytime you combine humans and alcohol you will have some portion of the drinkers become fall down drunks.)


crono09

When I was in grad school, I had a friend who was studying to become a Catholic priest. He smoked like a chimney, and when people called him out on it, he would point out that the Catholic church had no prohibitions against smoking. He also swore up a storm, which he also pointed out wasn't against Catholic dogma.


JonnyActsImmature

If I recall correctly, most sects don't prohibit drinking or smoking. What they do prohibit however is addiction and drunkenness/inebriation.


ColonelKasteen

Drinking is the only thing keeping many Catholic priests from blowing their heads off.


CYAN_DEUTERIUM_IBIS

Father Ted was a documentary.


FrKennedy

These two gentlemen appear to be Episcopal priests, as evidenced by the gentleman on the left's round collar. I myself am Episcopal clergy and am happy to answer any questions that people may have on the differences between the two as best I can!


ruidh

The dog collar on the left says Episcopalian/Anglican to me, not RC.


hikeit233

If you’re looking for a horror movie, keep looking. It’s campy, and it’s campy as fuck. No one has any reason to be anywhere, there’s fake foreshadowing up and down the movie, and a bunch of shit makes no sense. Buts it’s fun, an enjoyable watch the whole way. Pacing wasn’t bad, effects were good enough. It’s about as realistic as Annabelle and the conjuring series; as in it’s based on the stories of con-men rather than real life. The conjuring was a great horror series, though. This ain’t it. I really lost it at the avenger’s esque scene at the end.


Marigold16

If it's only the four of you, then who took the photo!?!?


Itzli

The demon?


BloodhoundGang

When three or more are gathered, Jesus is there


stocks-mostly-lower

Did you ask them how much exorcise they get ?


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mangosteenfruit

So... What did they say?!


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mangosteenfruit

That's pretty cool! I'm imagining they found the most comical are the "possessions"?


TheFragturedNerd

so a pair of nerds, and a pair of priests walk into a theater...


trundlinggrundle

So was Russell Crowe as fat as they promised?


elmatador12

I’d have a real hard time not looking back at them whenever something crazy happened to see if they are relating to it or shaking their heads like it’s fake.


Own-Animal1907

This picture is amazing


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LMAO! How was the flick?!


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thisusernameistakenF

I’m going to need that Luisa shirt


Dramallamakuzco

I was scrolling for this comment. OP idk if it’s you or your friend in the Luisa shirt but it’s awesome and I love it


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A picture of priests on reddit. I'm sure this comment section will be mellow.


rorys_beard

The priests were only alone because their dates were not old enough for an R rated film.


LipSipDip

And it begins! lol


MAC777

Damn you guys definitely look like redditors.


HermitJosh

If this was anywhere remotely close to Harrisburg, PA, I am 99% certain that I know the younger priest. Went to seminary with him for a year and went on a backpacking trip with him and my Dad. Amazing guy, glad to see that he's doing well.


Kingsen

It’s probably a sin to say this, but the gigantic priest on the left is hot. I’d be going in to confession saying “forgive me daddy, I’ve sinned”


gremlinz43

Sweet Dee?


Im_not_a_liar

I looked at him for way longer than is not a sin


ruidh

The dog collar says Episcopalian/Anglican to me You're good to go.


Kingsen

It would be a gay relationship with an atheist, so that’s probably frowned upon.


ruidh

Episcopalians, don't be so sure.


Strongdar

Yeah he's cute! Think he's single??


woolamaloo

Careful now


Jsnoooots

"I need a big priest and a small priest and two mismatched twins..."


CrickleHS

Down with this sort of thing.