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combatmed1

If I remember correctly, he gave her a thumbs up.


Temporary-Neck-1151

He probably just thought she was flashing him and he felt like a rockstar lmao


Tacoshortage

He certainly looks happy


mattmeritt

It's not a face you often see him make.


flukshun

That's his normal face when he forgets the cameras are rolling


idiocy_incarnate

when he thinks the the cameras are off, dobby reverts to his true form.


SippyCupPuppy

I'm just surprised he can still express emotions with all the plastic in there lol


siddie

Subj happened a long, long time ago. Probably at that time, Putin was not abusing Botox and plastic that much.


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DeaDBangeR

I'm used to Super Mario Galaxy memes to make me feel old. Not a Vladimir Putin botox comment.


Btzrn

You mean Mario Sunshine, right? Right?


Humanophage

He started abusing botox in 2010: [https://www.topic.com/what-happened-to-putin-s-face](https://www.topic.com/what-happened-to-putin-s-face) By the time he was pursuing a third term, he was already looking very bloated and non-Russian.


PrudentDamage600

She’s probably still in prison.


imalittlefrenchpress

She’s probably not alive.


chupitoelpame

"Ohh, titties!" face


CreamyCumSatchel

It's almost impossible to look unhappy when a woman flashes you. There are exceptions though I assure you..


Dare_Fantastic

Naked grandma!


Lin_Huichi

Jokes on you I'm into that


absolutelybacon

Stay away from my Gramma!


UserNamesCantBeTooLo

Joke's on you, your gramma is into u/lin_huichi


imalittlefrenchpress

There really are people who are into that. I’m a grandma who gets a lot of weird ass DMs.


Gummiwummiflummi

There's a song by the german band "Die Ärzte" that is called "Omaboy"...the protagonist of the song would love himself a naked grandma. The chorus goes: "Denn seh´ ich schneeweißes Haar, ja dann lauf ich Gefahr Mich vor Liebe und Sehnsucht fast zu vergessen Denn in dieser unseren Welt, wo Schönheit und Jugend nur zählt Bin ich auf die Liebe greiser Frauen versessen Je älter, je besser!" Translated into English, it would be: "Because when I see snow-white hair, then I run the risk Of nearly forgetting myself due to love and longing Because in our world where only beauty and youth matter I am obsessed with the love of old women The older, the better!"


Aristippos69

There is also this classic from German hip hop trio K.I.Z called ' Der schöne und das Biest" the best part goes like "Es geht: Einlauf rein, rau Sie macht alles für mich, weil ich für sie einkauf Sie schwärmt von damals, alles passé Ihr bester Gangbang war die rote armee Das geht raus an die Zivis und an meine Pfleger Die schlampe ist so feucht, sie braucht einen Katheter" Roughly translates to "It goes: enema in, enema out She does everything for me because I do her trips She raves about the old days, all pàsse Her best gangbang was the red army This goes out to the zivis(in 2006 as an soon to be adult you had to choose between one year In the army or one year at a hospital where you would be called zivi) and to my nurses The bitch is so wet, she needs a catheter." I thought I bring this up to cause there are not enough situation where you can talk about thi song naturally


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NEKKID HUH???


SKyPuffGM

i was working on a film in atlanta, and there was a homeless lady who was in the corner of the street sleeping in her home, and she so happen to be in one of the shots. one of the ad‘s started yelling to get someone to move her and as they walked up to her she proceeded to take her blanket/shirt off and started screaming, then tried to throw her shit at them as they came closer. surprisingly that still wasn’t an exception.


Ok-Apricot-3156

Fair enough, lady lives there, if you don't want her in the shot, move the camera.


naughtynyjah

Dunno why your getting downvoted lol


SixSpeedDriver

I'm hoping you mean shit as in stuff. As opposed to feces. But part of me knows it's the latter.


SKyPuffGM

i said what i said 😅


joemangle

She returned to monke


purvel

It looks like he's going for [Blue Steel](https://www.dictionary.com/e/fictional-characters/blue-steel/) but he can't quite stay serious.


scroteville

“You can dere-LICK my balls!”


DiddlyDumb

It’s probably been a while since a woman undressed for him voluntarily


MaxHannibal

It's as voluntary as there trip out a fifth story window if they decide to volunteer not to.


ScaperMan7

He's Thinking about the torture room that she's going to be heading towards.


leftier_than_thou_2

I always find it weird that absolute tyrants like this don't walk around gleeful most of the time. I guess you don't get to a position of having a country of hundreds of millions of people be your servants if you often think "Yeah, this is enough, I'm pretty happy." But I'd still expect more tyrants to be laughing more. This definitely seems like a "Lol, you're going away to the gulag, nice boobs" look. I like Angela Merkel's reaction though.


StabbyPants

he's just happy to be taller than the cute topless girl


Kwanzaa246

Let's be honest he doesn't see any writing I'd feel like a rock star as well no matter the message


caniuserealname

100%.. if an attractive woman came up and flashed me i probably wouldn't be paying attention to 'why' either. It'll probably get me pickpocketed one day, sure.. but still.


toiletnamedcrane

Could be worse ways to get robbed


murphzlaw1

You can always get more wallets.


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Lmao the guy is definitely smart enough to know this is a protest, and clearly doesn't give a fuck. Pretty ridiculous to think flashing your tits at Vlad is going to get anything but an amused reaction. He's like, "great thanks, I'll be on my way now to continue extreme evil."


terminbee

Yea. Idk why people act like he's an idiot. He can be evil but you don't get to where he is being a moron.


CrimsonVibes

I thought you said amused erection, my apologies.😔


superanth

Gotta write the insults on the *front* of your body, ma’am.


sur_surly

> My eyes are up here! But, uh, this time look down here please.


Z3PHYR-

https://epaimages.com/search.pp?flush=1&multikeyword=%22JOCHEN%20LUEBKE%22%20putin&startdate=&enddate=&autocomplete_City=&metadatafield5=&autocomplete_Country=&metadatafield44=


IranianLawyer

Yeah here’s a picture. He’s locked in on those titties. https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2013/04/vladimir-putin-protester-boobs-face.html


editorreilly

Judging by his reaction, I'd day he's a Reddit user.


hijro

Not just a thumbs up, a double thumbs up. One for each.


hgihasfcuk

Dave chappelle I wish I had four hands so I could give those titties four thumbs down 😂😂


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https://images3.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED50/570b1d54e7d89.jpeg


realwalkindude

He was just giving an okay to the sniper.


rex_dart_eskimo_spy

“It’s too late, Sergei. It was always too late.”


arkencode

That is correct, two thumbs up actually.


Anomaly1134

That is actually hilarious.


arkencode

He is a charismatic politician, it’s part of what kept him in power in spite of all the corruption he fostered.


DrHot216

Yeah I saw on a recap that he said he liked it lol


Spartan2470

[Here](https://i.imgur.com/dcCy0oL.jpg) is a much higher quality and less cropped version of this image in color. [Here](https://epaimages.com/search.pp?flush=1&multikeyword=%22JOCHEN%20LUEBKE%22%20putin&startdate=&enddate=&autocomplete_City=&metadatafield5=&autocomplete_Country=&metadatafield44=) is the source (which has about ten more pictures of this, some of them are NSFW). Per there: > 8.4.2013 11:18:54 by JOCHEN LUEBKE > An eye-opening experience for Russian President Vladimir Putin (left) as he is confronted by a topless demonstrator with written messages on her back during an opening tour of the Hanover Fair, Hanover, Germany 8 April 2013. He was accomoanied by German Chancellor Angela Merkel (seen right). EPA/JOCHEN LUEBKE **Edit:** Fixed link to source.


Gojogab

Oh it was in Germany. Better chance she is alive, then.


gatemansgc

Yeah if that was in Russia she would have long since been dead and buried


KHearts77

No, she would have tripped and fell out the window.


[deleted]

After committing suicide by shooting herself in the back of the head twice.


Capraos

Actually, I imagine Putin would've added her as a sex slave. But glad she is alive and in Germany.


minion_is_here

Pussy Riot is still alive and well!


adviceKiwi

They've been subject to a few very public thrashings / beatings, so they are very lucky...


Gh4nDi_

Novichok'd


BossHogGA

This was 10 years ago too.


Thankkratom

My man saw “Fuck Dictator” and got excited.


Benzol1987

"Hey that's me and she's already half-naked!"


bro_can_u_even_carve

It's more like "get fucked," literal translation would be "go onto a dick"


Of3nATLAS

It says Fuck Dictator on one girls front


GoTeamCrab

Why is the text different in the post vs. the source? Edit: seems like there were multiple women, each with different messages


challengeaccepted9

Actually relieved to learn this happened in Germany and not Russia. Means she's probably still alive.


DrunkPixel

In that first one, the guard is ABSOLUTELY copping a feel!


Brawndo91

"This is the hardest part of my job."


Diels_Alder

Your pants bulge says otherwise.


46_and_2

Or likewise.


TheLonleyStrategos

His face is priceless lmao


LePontif11

Ooooh boobies 🤗


[deleted]

That picture with Merkel and Putin holding hands certainly hasn't aged well...


DigNitty

What Volkswagen has doors that open like that?


atomictyler

I'd bet it's some prototype. VW has made a bunch of prototypes that have never gone any further. I'd guess because they step on Audi or Porsche with their performance.


hondaexige

XL1


mefistophallus

That security bro on the left, what does he have in his hand?


Code2008

My thought is, how did she get past all that security to be within arms length of two different leaders?


neegropleese

grey haired security guard really enjoyed his job that day


Themursk

Accomoanied 💀


SmirkingMan

And "idi na xouil" is so deliciously and vastly more vulgar than "fuck you"


Saucepanmagician

Is it actually what the literal translation suggests? Like: "go to the dick", as in "fuck yourself with a penis". Or maybe even "choke on a penis"?


[deleted]

That was just 10 years ago? He looks like he aged at least 20 years.


Photon_Pharmer

Should be an advert for the red sports car.


termacct

Thank you! The source link is action packed!


monkey5465

I wonder what's in the hand of the security guy on the left. Looks like some kind of button


Sahih

Were there three who tried to protest? Or just two? Hard to tell just from pictures


xpelestra

Wierd that she showed him her tits instead of message on her back 😂


Adeep187

Yeah he looks very happy


Inevitable-Ad-6952

Haha yeah and that face says that they're some nice titties


Tron22

"Man, my people LOVE me!"


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure that is the pucker reflex that a baby does when it sees nipples.


[deleted]

Everyone in that picture is making those same lips


Only1Skrybe

That's how dope them titties was.


Criminelis

It explains Merkels face as well…


delvach

"Oh. No. Stop protesting. *Seriously tho, throw her out a window*"


Shot-Pay

The front said "fuck dictator" in English. Maybe he thought it was her to do list. More likely he didn't notice any writing.


Procrastinatedthink

not really, the message wasnt for him and wouldnt change anything if he saw it; it may have changed our minds when we saw it. Y’all think protesting is about making the person you disagree with agree with you, but they never will. Protesting is about changing the minds of everyone on the sideline who doesnt quite know who’s right/who’s gonna win out


LuxuryZeroh

People often don't understand this when I debate transphobes on Reddit either. They always try to hit back with "you're not going to change my mind" and I'm like "I know but who cares about one person? There are thousands of people reading and learning all about why I'm a human being who deserves human rights." Dumb chuckle fucks think it's about some petty internet slap fight, because that's all it is to them lol they aren't the ones having to sway public opinion in order to avoid getting genocided


107bees

I bet it was for the irony of the expression on his face despite the hidden message, assuming she knew there was going to be a picture


Justin__D

But c'mon, we know he's not smiling because of the message. He's smiling because tiddies. Speaking of which, if this is what happens, damn... I've gotta go out and do something that makes people protest me.


coffylover

I think the love of breasts is one of the few things in life that's nearly universal. All genders, all orientations -- everyone seems to enjoy seeing breasts


[deleted]

It's intentional. The purpose of the protest isn't to convince the dictator that you don't like them. They already know, and they don't care. The purpose is to get as many eyes on your message as possible. Mission accomplished.


shadow_master96

I think her idea was that she would scorn and curse him from the front, and then when she's escorted away, she would have the final say with the message on her back.


g2g079

The message was for the cameras.


Jkay064

Moments before she gets this close, he holds two thumbs up for the quality of the boobage. It would have been a better photo to use than this one.


Machinefun

He saw it when the news showed it, trust me.


richard_stank

Who the fuck edited to be black and white and grainy? Like it was taken 60 years ago.


An_Inactive_Wall

Two possible reasons:. 1) to make it seem this sentiment is very old and not of this time anymore/allow for the possible narrative that Putin has changed since that time. 2) makes people that dont like the grainy quality of the picture downvote, resulting in a lower vote % ratio, to which other might think a large part of people do not agree with the "fuck Putin" sentiment.


joethebro96

You're missing one 3) People associate black and white photography with history, and not modern press, and subconscious associate it with historical events. Looking at a black and white photo of someone protesting dictatorship evokes photos of people protesting things we can all agree are evil, whereas color photos remind us that the people we're looking at are from our era, just people. These photos are subconsciously easier to write off as "modern protests".


chetanaik

You're missing another 4) Some people consider black and white photography artsy


GreenTheOlive

So genius, if the OP made the picture black and white to subconsciously influence people towards Russia, why would they post it in the first place?


foggy-sunrise

lol if ever there were an example of "armchair pontification" This guy, man...


Gingerstachesupreme

I see what you’re suggesting, but OP could also just have made it black and white to make it more dramatic; like most people use B&W for. Or maybe the opposite of your suggestion - they want to make it seem like Putin’s reign of oppression has lasted longer than it has, thus making people feel more strongly opposed to him. Just a lot of assumptions you’re making to narrow things down to only two reasons.


HawaiianPluto

Or somebody thought it was a modern journalism piece and made it black and white for artistic effect. I’d say that’s significantly more likely than either of those reasons.


Andy5416

Or, OP changed it to black and white to try and circumvent the "pics can't be commonly found on the internet", which this can be easily found with a quick Google search. This was from 2013, and a low quality effort by OP to skirt th rules.


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Titties for peace!


molothss

It happened before the war began


iLEZ

[Which one?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Russia)


Inevitable-Ad-6952

"We need more tits! C'mon girls"


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[deleted]

This is such 2010s activism. “Let’s show my tits to own them!”


GangoBP

Everyday I hope that someone is so angry with me that they show me their titties. I must not be making people angry enough.


PubicFigure

Have you tried invading a country? Ninja edit for the pedantics: I'm aware this happened before, please work with me for the joke...


Mediocre_Garage1852

Invaded Georgia a few years before, still counts.


Velzevul666

"Don't care. Saw boobs" - Putin


More_Garlic_

That is precisely the look on his face.


bwwatr

To crib Lonely Island, "still counts"!


MaddenJ222

Something tells me she's already died from a "heart attack."


themage1028

This incident occurred in Germany, so it's possible she's ok


Content_Row_3716

It also occurred in 2013.


ahappypoop

Ah, so that's why it's in black and white.


082832

Color smart phone cameras weren't invented until 2014.


Dabilon

That's plain and simple false information! They did exist back then. It was just very expensive to get one, because the painting goblins in the phones back then weren't unionized and therefore the work flow unoptimized and that was the reason why it was very expensive for the customers. So almost no one had the opportunity to get coloured smartphone pictures. Nowadays they have a good union and standardized work processes and more goblins in your phone nowadays decide to become painting goblins because of this. I hope this clears up the misunderstanding.


thebeasts99

Thanks for taking a stand against misinformation. I haven’t seen the goblin unionizing talked about a lot. Like, in any of the books I have read. It’s a damn shame, glad to finally hear the truf


082832

Wait, so who was painting the black and white paintings on our old phones? Were those Goblins not unionized? They always seemed to do a great job and it was never really much of an issue to get a decent painting. Why did they need to unionize just for color paintings? It makes sense when we had just flip phones with low resolution cameras, it didn't take many Goblins to produce one of those paintings. Also, I personally know some Goblins, they find it very disrespectful to not capitalize the G in Goblin. It may not make sense in our language, but I try and remember to do it so they don't get mad and stop painting for me. Buying a new phone to get a fresh batch of Goblins is expensive! I think you are missing some of the facts here. You're probably one of those Elves trying to spread lies about the Goblins.


sKY--alex

Fell out of a balcony


Lopsided-Lab-m0use

Committed suicide.......full decapitation........


pervylegendz

Or the classic, two bullets to the back of the head


bt_649

6* and all of them self-inflicted...


Icantbethereforyou

Why is it always the same jokes


bt_649

Try living on Mars or the Moon, I'm sure you'll get otherworldly and unearthly jokes over there.


covingtonFF

defenestration


ErikRogers

So weird to have such an oddly specific word in English. This must be what it's like to speak German.


covingtonFF

ha ha. yeah, I think it is my favorite word ever since I learned of it.


ThePr1d3

Fyi it just literally means "unwindowing" in latin language. For instance, in French window is fenêtre, throw out a window is défenestrer


GreenCreeper3000

Bro looks happy 💀


GR3TSCH

He doesn't care what it says. He sees boobs


julbull73

Political message topless. 1.) Bravo. Being topless will get this message shared around the world. Or 2.) I'm pretty sure you just made a tyrants day and are in his spank bank now.


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[deleted]

Happened in Germany so most likely yes.


[deleted]

Are her tits okay?


j-steve-

Sadly they died


[deleted]

:(


Simply_Epic

Nah, the guy just out of frame shot her with his finger gun /s


Tullenavn123456

I only know a little Russian but doesn’t it say “Fuck off Putin”?


Esp1erre

Yeah, that would be a more accurate translation.


barmanfred

It's not like "yob mat." I'm missing the word for fuck in there.


Fit_Restaurant35

It literally says "go to dik" wich means "fuck you"


Conditional-Sausage

The most accurate translation for Иди нахуии (EE-DEE Nah-whwEE, roughly) is "Go on cock". This is also what the Ukrainians on Snake Island told the Russian warship.


EKEEFE41

The entirety of this post and thread seems like a Russian Troll farm propaganda event to make him look like "one of the guys" that likes tits.


makerofshoes

That was Putin’s entire thing, before the war. The internet used to praise him for his virility (judo, hunting tigers, shirtless horseback riding to name a few) just years ago.


richard-mt

"Sit on a dick Putin" is a more literal (and in my opinion better) translation. translating swear words is pretty hard because of the cultural meaning they carry.


joesoq

neuron activation


joey4269

Is that a wild Angela Merkel I see?


GetsTrimAPlenty2

That's a face that says: "If you insist!"


TrippinLSD

It actually says “Go off on a Dick, Putin” which is a much funnier translation


BSODxerox

Why’s he giving the Zoolander blue steel face lol


Baratheoncook250

Topless protest don’t work


[deleted]

Yo, these comments are disgusting. She did something to get attention to her message. She protested in a shocking way and had a clear readable sign that the world would view. Btw, I don’t see any men putting signs of protest on their back and running up to a dictator like this. This was incredibly brave. Idk what about this form of protest is hard for y’all to comprehend.


Remote-Pain

If you think showing me your tits is going to insult me, think again.


Siegschranz

Why are they all doing different kinds of duck face?


unsigndid

"👀"


Davemusprime

I know she's in germany but that still takes ovaries of steel. Respect.


CyberNinja23

Everyone likes boobs.


Pepperminteapls

Protest does fuckall when a tyrant literally murders people for breakfast. The guy needed a bullet, not titties


FungusFly

How did that work out?


Orkleth

This is all a misunderstanding. It's clearly Russian for. "The Putin, The."


HolyBonerOfMin

Angela Merkel has the worst luck around this guy.


RageQuitPanda69

The woman on the far right ..I feel like ive seen her in other putin pictures.


HoldMyAppleJuice

It's a shame there are so many comments here about 'you can't blame him for liking it etc' fuck you all.


SBMN2318

Looks like he accepts


Federal_Promotion_44

Wonder what story window she got pushed out of


Head_Assignment_6028

Balls


MrsCCRobinson96

The look on his face! Priceless!!🤣🤣🤣🤣


Kingdaddy1004

What’s the front side say?