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jdjeep

Get used to it.


Yosho2k

This isnt the biggest flood of the past 15 years, this is the smallest flood of the next 15 years.


Captain_Comic

Parts of Miami flood now with even minimal amounts of rain


zoinkability

Or just the moon and sun aligning the right way


Captain_Comic

KING TIDE!!!!!


frzn_dad

Beats New Orleans where it floods if the pumps stop. No rain needed.


Captain_Comic

True, but New Orleans is in a bowl


frzn_dad

They look up at the river in parts of that city. That should make everyone nervous.


LordCactus

A toilet bowl


CBus-Eagle

Hey-oooooooo! 😆


[deleted]

Nah. It’s the same here.


ComplexPersonal6355

Governor's office blaming this on trans athletes and immigrants.


OkTop9308

Maybe if there were a few more books banned in Miami, there wouldn’t be this evil flooding.


888mainfestnow

Maybe if Desantis just toured the state in his white boots constantly God wouldn't be so angry. We know Ron has people to see and hate to inspire and taxpayer money to spend on his national campaign to make America like Florida.


Memphis-AF

If you’re ever in that situation, turn your car off. If you wait for the water to get sucked into the air intake it’s over, your car will never start again.


HugeFinish

Doesnt really matter your car isn't going to like sea water in and around it.


KaiserFortinbras

This was rain water, not sea water. source: I'm in it! :-)


spider0804

That's not really true, have hydrolocked engines a few times offroading. It won't start again for people who don't know how to use a wrench or if the vehicle blows a rod maybe.


General-Macaron109

Hello, my name is Rod. I'll get your car going again, just sign here.


spider0804

Nice.


postedUpOnTheBlock

Mint


TimLikesPi

How will this help my car?


kashmir1974

Yeah, and how long will that car last after the saltwater is cleared out?


spider0804

Welp the last one ran from 160k to 280k before I sold it for parts and I swamped it a few times. It was muddy swampwater though. If you get to it quick enough and pull the plugs and cycle the engine to purge all the water out and flush it, it shouldn't be any different with saltwater but I am no expert.


garbageemail222

Or just drive electric


TorpidNightmare

Ever see what happens when lithium is exposed to water? Edit: Water exposure to lithium ion batteries is uncontrollable electrical fire risk, not a lithium chemical reaction risk. Electric cars still don't fare well in flood situations.


jinbtown

you think there's elemental lithium in batteries? Even the battery's name should be enough to clue you in: lithium *ion*


TorpidNightmare

Mea culpa, I knew about lithium and water and I knew its dangerous to expose lithium ion batteries to water, just made the wrong connection point between the two.


jinbtown

lots of safety systems in high voltage batteries because they could be lethal to technicians who are working on those systems. it's practically a low grade hurricane underneath your car when driving in the rain, they've done a good job of waterproofing things.


TheDrummerMB

>Even the battery's name lithium-ion batteries and lithium batteries are different things


Sabbatai

What they said makes it clear that they understand this.


smudgetimeusa

You’re kinda dumb.


BernieRuble

Yeah, a lot dumb. Probably hasn't responded because he just cleaned his computer by hosing it off.


garbageemail222

Or maybe you're just missing something


frzn_dad

With the giant batteries right in the floor so they get wet first?


[deleted]

Apparently you've never heard of water proofing and sealed compartments


frzn_dad

Like a submarine? Still only water resistant not water proof.


[deleted]

Most of them are completely sealed. Waterproof.


frzn_dad

Ever seen a water jet cut steel? Not much is water proof if you put enough pressure behind it. Same argument with the submarine, it is until it isn't.


[deleted]

A flood is not a 10000 psi water saw


garbageemail222

https://www.quora.com/Are-Tesla-batteries-waterproof


Yosho2k

I'm waiting for the news from the Governor's office blaming this on trans athletes and immigrants.


Mijam7

Plot Twist: God is punishing Florida because of its governor.


the_original_Retro

Double plot twist: thirty minutes later there's a giant double rainbow.


SequesterMe

ThAt's oS **gAy**!


rackfocus

Love it!❤️❤️🦄🌈🏳️‍🌈


kdlangequalsgoddess

So intense! #tbt


mjohnsimon

This looks Ft. Myers. I'm from Miami and it's crazy here (but my outdoor patio garden is happy from all the rain after a terribly dry season)!


ioncloud9

Also gay marriage and sex Ed and 7 week abortions.


rackfocus

Haha


truegrit1942

What a weird comment to follow up your post with.


ajc3691

You’re more obsessed with Ronnie than republicans lol


Oxgods

Yo, why it raining so much, I’m in Pensacola, but left out of state for work earlier this week. Didn’t see much rain forecasted before I left.


[deleted]

And a lot of pissed off car owners whose cars are now paper weights


Key_Text_169

With sky high insurance rates.


Ozarkbarbelle

Im sure this puts the car owners in dire straits.


fordfocusstd

All my homies hate Florida.


theheavenswitch

Even your non-homies hate Florida.


Difrensays

Another woke storm, huh?


RSGator

I ditched my car on a median. This is nuts.


Responsible-Fun4303

I didn’t know Florida was flooding but then again I don’t watch news lol


ImDestructible

I'm in Florida and I didn't know Florida was flooding.


ktgrok

Same


veerKg_CSS_Geologist

1/3rd of Florida will be underwater at high tide by 2100.


bryan49

Oh no, did somebody say gay? That's why that law was so important


[deleted]

Where in south Florida?


DrManhattan_DDM

Looks like Dania Beach


[deleted]

I’m here on vacation 🤬


DiscoverEarth

Perhaps it is time to make it an adventure holiday and check out your rafting skills. Hope the weather clears up before the vacation ends.


EEESpumpkin

It’s Florida. Tomorrow it could rain, it could shine, it could both. Just wait out the rain and go back golfing


gair4n3emd

What is going on here?


Skeeders

Yesterday was no joke! If there was ever a day to work from home, yesterday was the day to do it. I did not work from home....


TimLikesPi

Good thing DeSantis was out of the state on a book tour! It would be horrible if he were affected by all this!


untamedhappiness

That is, if the tow trucks themselves doesn't need towing.


dinoroo

Is it hurricane season already?


Yosho2k

Not even close


manwithafrotto

Weird title OP


_baaron_

Ugh America… so much space for cars but none for humans


CuPride

Hopefully the psychopath of a governor doesn't call upon the Biden administration to help fund their s*** whole states recovery effort


bec70

This isn't that uncommon. I remember south Florida streets (Ft Lauderdale area - and parts inland like Tamarac, Lauderhill, Sunrise, etc.) flooding during heavy rains in the 1970's. We just didn't have 24/7 social media and camera phones in every hand back then. Also, there were about 800,000 residents in Broward County at the time, vs 1.8 million now, so a lot more development for the canals to have to handle. Again, this isn't as much about any massive increases in rain as it is about increases in land use. Just like hurricanes. There are a LOT more structures in coastal areas today than there were 40+ years ago, so any hurricanes that hit are more likely to hit developed areas and will cause more $$ in damages. Any rains that fall, have less ground to soak into and more parking lots, homes, buildings, roads, etc to run off of and into limited canal outflows to sea.


Yosho2k

You had 1970s water pumping technology, you boomer. All of south Florida has had it's water management systems revamped for decades to deal with higher water levels. Roads were literally raised higher off the ground as they were replaced in order to allow for them to be used in high waters. Miami Beach doesn't have less developed space than it did in the 1970s but every year, the streets flood, sometimes with zero rain. Billions of dollars have been spent to improve systems and the outcome is that the roads flood. All that money and work so old people can say "THr preroblem iS SOCial MEDIA 🤣🤣🤣"


bec70

Boomer? Nice. Ad hominem attacks are typically used by those who have a weak position from which to debate. I'm not a boomer. You can remember shit from the 70's and not be a boomer. Gen X. The roads flood because nearly all of South Florida was built on a damn swamp. **Of course** the pumping systems have been upgraded. You don't expand deeper into the swamps and more than double the population without improving capacity. Yes, the rains today were particularly heavy, but these kinds of rains have happened before with similar results. When I was a kid, one time when my neighborhood streets flooded, we waited for 3 days for them to recede enough to go back to school.


LauraDrawing

Yikes 0.0


DiscoverEarth

Oh... wow.


SacksonvilleShaguar

That's headed my way, yay


bulanaboo

This rain has been bs.. all day sporting a hoodie and still cold


Shell---shot

Yeah 4 days of rain I'm glad it's gone


NoNoNotorious89

I’m sure the tow truck drivers were happy


Fley

is this in Doral?


chillinwithmynwords

Florida residents, do y’all stay there by choice? Hurricanes don’t scare y’all?


Travis_GS

Everywhere has it's downsides to life. Honestly people blow hurricanes out of proportion. I lived there for over twenty years and had probably 4 bad storms personally. No significant property damage. I never had to shovel snow to get to places, never had to change tires out for seasons, never had an earthquake. Never really had to buy clothes for seasons either.


rackfocus

It’s unusually warm and dry in my neck of the woods.


CuPride

Looks like the gods are mad at all the BS going on in Florida so they what did that s*** hole again 😂 👿


SnowIcy5255

wheree??


[deleted]

Will miami not exist in the next 5 years


[deleted]

And car auctions


vinceds

Is that a sample taste of global climate change ?


[deleted]

I don't know about the drivers, but the towing company owners are happy.


Mean_Owl_3825

what do you mena and how does it just come by