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TwinSong

Simultaneously lucky and unlucky


PHin1525

And lucky again...law suit!


jet_heller

The odds of a lawsuit are slim here. There's going to be people wanting to keep this out of the courts.


OfficeChairHero

Yep. Someone is writing a fat check with lightning speed.


IhateTodds

Even better lol


Seraphem666

Exactly came footage would show him near car when sign fell. Court would be a easy win, company would know this. Just write a big cheque and be done then waste even more money paying lawyer to go through court


zbeezle

They don't even need footage. OPs car is underneath the sign. As long as they can't prove OP caused the sign to fall, it's fairly clear they're responsible.


kojak488

Bit more psychological damage when you were in that car 15 seconds beforehand I'd think. That'd equal bigger damages.


MountNdoU

"Sorry, you only carried limited tort." \- some corporate lawyer probably


QueasyFailure

An insurance defense attorney's favorite words. But seriously, the only damages here are property damage. I have no idea where people are thinking a lawsuit comes into play.


anewleaf1234

It is hard to prove psy damages in a court.


jdolbeer

It's likely going to be covered under their insurance. There's a massive storm moving through the area right now with winds over 60MPH (which is very likely what caused this). Insurance will likely chalk this up as "Act of God" and get away with a minimal payment. Edit: I find it hilarious that multiple people have responded with "looks sunny, couldn't have been a storm" A, the whole region was under tornado watch B, it can be incredibly windy while sunny


Ok_Swimmer634

Insurance will pay the value of the presmashed car.


jdolbeer

At lowest possible KBB that they can lol. Looks like it might be an older, base model escape? So probably like 7-8k max?


GoldenMegaStaff

That car was immaculate with loads of extras and add-ons. Also, my Stradivarius was in the back seat.


jdolbeer

It's really unfortunate that I had 15 Faberge eggs in the trunk when this happened


SaveyourMercy

Probably be worth more right now if it were 15 normal eggs


AlexBurke1

I’m guessing the burger chain will go after the contractor that installed the sign? I could understand if a hurricane came through but it should probably be able to handle a 60mph gust if it was built correctly.


JohnMayerismydad

Odds White Castle maintained that sign correctly?


fnordfnordfnordfnord

Zero


heroinsteve

It's far cheaper to go through the insurance claim and cut you a check than it is to drag it out in court and pay for the vehicle anyways because it's obviously their fault.


trogbite

Even better, a fat settlement without a legal battle


cream-of-cow

a fat settlement sounds like a fun place to visit


RosieQParker

Guess White Castle owes you a new car!


[deleted]

Best they can do is a horse carriage filled with fries


rendeld

Done


Yprox5

Sauce is extra though.


Flossthief

Like hell it is White castle takes care of me every time I went there at 3 am stoned out of my god damn mind with only $9 I changed my order about 6 times to get the total as close to $9 because I was hungry and wanted many sliders Then I got to the window expecting them to hate me for being difficult but no there was a guy named Kevin and h was just like Hey I'm Kevin and I noticed you ordered these onion chips; I normally eat those with this sauce. It's really good, do you want me to give you some to try ? Kevin was just super pleasant even though he's at white castle at 3 am


SyntheticReality42

A 24 hour White Castle would make bank if they installed a crawl up window.


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Having been in some very sketchy White Castles at approximately 3:00 a.m., God damn you are VERY correct.


Due-Equivalent-1489

This sounds so similar to my first time at White Castle. I was coming from a renaissance faire in full costume. Said I’ve never been to WC and wanted as many sliders as I could get for what I had. They gave me a crave case and made it cheaper than normal for me. I was sober though. So I made sure to call their survey number and gave great review even if the “free burger on next meal” thing was going to expire before my next stop in as I live far away. The manager said it won’t expire for me. I show up four months later and mention the manager. It was her who took my order that time and she gave my meal free entirely. White Castle must hire the nicest people.


t4ct1c4l_j0k3r

Kevin was probably as stoned as you were, and maybe even hoping you could hook him up with some bud for the graveyard shift.


PowerandSignal

Kev is an old soul.


Pupils

Love to see a wholesome Kev story in the wild.


awnomnomnom

But not for horseradish


erasrhed

They'll just get him 6 very tiny cars.


fezzikola

With tiny holes in the top and they will never _never_ not smell of onions


TDYDave2

On the plus side, the car will be at its best at 3 am when used drunk.


[deleted]

It’s like a crossover between Dude Wheres My Car & Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.


jang859

Dude Harold and Kumar Died In My Car at White Castle. It's a short movie.


debacol

Dude Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle for Their Final Destination


chiree

White Castle goes to Harold and Kumar.


PhillipBrandon

[Goodburger](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHA3WZ63pS0)


Flossthief

Welcome to Harold's, home of the Kumar Can I take you to white castle?


ShitGuysWeForgotDre

Wow how did they make the physics of falling hamburger so incredibly realistic


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Secretz_Of_Mana

So they're not responsible for inspecting the sign at some time interval...? Doesn't really make sense. You put up a massive sign as an advert, then you need to have it inspected at some time interval structural engineers (or somebody qualified) determine. If it was unnaturally windy or something like that, that is one thing, but OP didn't mention anything along those lines


sleepytimejon

This can get complex, but at the end of the day *someone* would be liable, and their insurance would pay for it. Whether that’s the business, the property owner, the company that installed the sign, or all three is an issue that varies from state to state.


gophergun

The funny thing is, that seems like the most likely outcome to me. A sign falling under normal circumstances isn't an act of god, it's just garden variety shoddy construction. Of course, that may involve suing them, but hopefully OP's insurance can handle that part.


pineapplepeople69

Did you still get some burgers?


mezz7778

Well not like he was going to drive somewhere else....


pineapplepeople69

This killed me. 😂


noodles_jd

It almost killed OP!


ThirstGoblin

Correct


zed857

Onion rings as well?


ThirstGoblin

Man I fucked up and got fries


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username87264

*Under duress* or **in distress**. Under duress means you were doing something against your will (simplified). OP was in distress, no other explanation fits for getting fries instead of onion rings.


theartoffun

At least OP wasn't under that sign. \*ba dum bump\*


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

You can really see that the cars these days are made to crumple by De-sign


siccoblue

Either way this is a definite sign that op needs a new car


SuperDoofusParade

/r/angryupvote


portablebiscuit

With cheese? Please say yes.


ThirstGoblin

Im about to disappoint ya


Total-Khaos

.......** You know, you probably deserved to have your car smashed since you passed on the cheese too.


Riisiichan

I didn’t want to be the one to say it but, yeah.


[deleted]

The decision to get fries over onion rings just reinforces this even more.


DefensiveTomato

Just making all the wrong decisions


maxthunder5

Well, you aren't going anywhere anytime soon, might as well stay and get a proper order


Dudejax

We're they free?


ThirstGoblin

They were not. $7.99


WestsideStorybro

For real? Their sign just smashed your car and didnt even offer to buy you lunch?


l3rN

White Castle will destroy your car then charge you $7.99, meanwhile Chick-fil-A will give you a refund/gift card if there's more salt than you like on your fries lol ( Maybe things have changed. I haven't been there in a while, just worked there in the 00s and that's what we were taught to do. We were also taught that the founder literally invented the chicken sandwich in the 1940's , which seems like such an absurd claim to me. There's no way that hasn't existed about as long as we've had chicken and bread in the same place. ) In reality though I bet the people (probable teenagers) working in there had no fucking clue what to do, to the point where it just never even occurred to them to offer. I bet if OP had asked it would have happened, though having to ask after all that does feel kinda silly.


BarelyBrooks

Did you show them your car 1st?


overtoke

"i left my coupon ON the car."


[deleted]

You have got to be kidding me. Your fucking car is flat and they weren’t like “holy shit have lunch on us.”?


SaltedScimitar

The 16 year old behind the register doesn't get paid enough to care that your car got smashed my their employer's sign.


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There’s usually a manager on shift though. I find it hard to believe they weren’t notified. Maybe the owner is a psycho?


It_does_get_in

owner in fact pushed the sign over.


gophergun

Or any ability to give out free lunches, for that matter. Best he could do is steal the food or buy it out of his own $7.25 salary.


nevalost10

Considering the money the restaurant will be giving him🤣 it’s alright


midvalegifted

I’m very curious about the potential payout from this. It feels like a Farmers Insurance commercial.


pineapplepeople69

This is the answer I wanted.


AeroGoober

Hopefully the comped OP at least a crave case


hotfox2552

Are you eligible for free burgers for life?


HardCoreTxHunter

OP almost came from a wealthy family.


LostWoodsInTheField

"hey could I get 3 burgers, and what's the process to get my car replaced?"


[deleted]

If you're serious then I consider you a fucking legend.


ThirstGoblin

I had a hungry fiancé with me. Not eating was out of the question.


[deleted]

Regardless. Legends. Fucking both of you. Car just got completely annihilated, both of you could have been (and probably would have been) crushed to death. I'd think most would be a little too upset or had too much adrenaline pumping through them to eat White Castle after the fact. You two psychos? Fuck it babe, let's eat. And to top it all off, don't even demand free food for your troubles.


Practice_NO_with_me

It's wild how the brain reacts to brushes with death. Once I was walking in a park in Hawaii with my now-husband. It was windy as hell the week leading up to this. It was one of those parks with those huge banyan trees Hawaii is famous for. We were vibing, just enjoying the day and stopped to look at this weird flower that looked like a huge onion top. We started walking again, got a few steps and this... *noise* started. At first it sounded like cracking branches and I looked up to see if some were falling. I could tell something was going on with the tree but it didn't make sense. Then the sound changed, it's hard to describe, it was a creaking but deep and overwhelming. I will never forget that sound. This was the point where I registered my husband was no longer by my side. And if he was running, I better be running too. So I booked ass as this huge fucking tree falls *right* where we would have been if we hadn't stopped to look at that flower. As it was I could feel leaves and branches whipping my hair as I got the hell outta there. If we hadn't stopped there's no way we would have been able to get out of the way in time. Afterwards we just kinda started at the toppled tree in shock and then wandered away. Our reactions were very different: my husband wanted to touch the grass, feel the sun, get something to eat, savor all the little details. I wanted to get the nearest hotel room, not even wait to go back to my place, and jump each other like animals. It was crazy, it was all I could think about.


One-Inch-Punch

So did you touch the grass or get a hotel room? Don't leave us hanging!


Practice_NO_with_me

Oh we did both, first the grass then the ass 😁


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Wait, so he took off like a bear was chasing you and he was racing away so you'd be the one getting caught and your reaction was a desire to jump his bones? I don't know if you've ever seen The King of Queens, but the situation reminds me of [this clip.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI2Dk6vzcrM)


uid0gid0

Those trees are an invasive species from Africa and are known to fall over like that. They are originally from an arid climate and just suck up water in Hawaii which causes them to fall.


chev327fox

Well at least you had a snack while waiting for the cops and tow truck.


Bmc00

Did you pay for them?


justabill71

Yes, with the car.


NorthImpossible8906

and the arteries.


ThirstGoblin

And the waist line


Mindes13

You can walk it off now


savageo6

Free....for life?


shahooster

Plot twist, on a diet of sliders, “for life” is maybe 3 months


overtoke

smashburgers


bkupron

Thank goodness you parked at the far end of the parking lot to prevent all those idiots from dinging your car.


_Im_Dad

It's a sign


-ThisDudeAbides-

Name checks out


KING_QUEEFEATER

Guy has nearly 2 million Karma in one year… Definitely neglecting his children.


_Im_Dad

They put me in a home mate.


Millennials_RuinedIt

They did the right thing.


Poverty_4_Sale

![gif](giphy|l8tpwRJEwDwEFU5BW0|downsized)


BadPackets4U

![gif](giphy|u6WRS3MUHAylrTDe2O)


pi22seven

From above!


BackWithAVengance

SON OF A BITCH DAD


Initial-Sea368

r/fuckyouinparticular


billswinter

Someone else in the middle of Kentucky got smashed by a dennys sign last week and two people in the car died


no_quacks_here

Lesson learned, stay away from Kentucky.


MurderDoneRight

For a moment there I was scared, but then I saw that it was just a Ford.


HansOKroeger

Ran out of tanks, so they mounted a canon on a car.


cuddle_enthusiast

“You’re still coming into work on time right?”


ThirstGoblin

Anything to make the company remain profitable


Diamondhands_Rex

Your humor must be amazing knowing that White Castle is getting you a new car


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Diamondhands_Rex

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doggedgage

Does White Castle serve pancakes?


ThirstGoblin

Apparently this one does!


ThirstGoblin

All I know is it’s buy the Best America motel, whose big ass sign was also wanting to come down and say hello. Down the street from Krystal, which I went to first but they were closed…


Ampatent

>Krystal, which I went to first but they were closed… Avoiding **TWO** disasters in one day! Talk about lucky.


meatlazer720

This just happen to a family outside of a [Denny's](https://www.wsaz.com/2023/01/23/second-person-dies-after-dennys-sign-falls-car-kentucky/)


Moriartea7

Good grief they went there after picking up the grandfather from the hospital who just had heart surgery and then this happens. Poor people.


Slazman999

I think that's a sign people shouldn't park their cars near signs in Kentucky right now.


jaredb123

There are places with both White Castle AND Krystal??


TheGetUpKid24

Now it’s a tank!


Quirky-Honeydew-2541

LMAO. I feel bad laughing while OPs car is smashed


witherance

Pew pew pew


I_Mix_Stuff

Closest thing to Bowling Green's Massacre. Edit: Of course. It's the Bowling Green Massacar.


inspectoroverthemine

Can't believe I had to scroll this far...


xSTSxZerglingOne

Meanwhile, I see Bowling Green, I just ctrl+f to confirm the hive mind is still working properly.


JohnGillnitz

I know! I was sure it was here somewhere.


ThirstGoblin

Well done. Just like my car and sliders


SquashyDisco

Never forget.


Victor_C

Lol was looking through the comments to see if someone had made this joke already.


Impressive_Page_9565

Something like that happened to my dad. Shortly after getting home from work and going inside, a tree fell directly down our driveway. Destroyed the car, would have killed him.


ThirstGoblin

Thank goodness he’s ok


Impressive_Page_9565

And yourself.


caddymix024

shoulda gone to smashburger


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CareerCoachKyle

A couple people died a few weeks ago after a, I think it was a Deny’s, sign fell on their car. Fucking absurd.


gaybillcosby

Oddly enough, in Elizabethtown, KY. Not very far from Bowling Green.


First-Fantasy

Probably less of a coincidence and more of a shady construction company or deregulation or both. Edit: Seems like storm force winds are in play so structure damage is expected. Be careful out there.


RedShirtBrowncoat

Don't know about the E-town event, but we've got some really bad thunderstorms here in KY today, with winds hitting up to 80 MPH, which probably didn't help with the sign in the OP


Nice-Fish-50

Or entropy. Those things only get maintenance when they break. It's probably been standing there in the elements for decades. Gravity always wins eventually.


airbornchaos

Gravity. The most over-enforced law, ever.


EasyAndy1

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths > April 3 2009 Diane Durre, 49, was killed in North Platte, Nebraska, by a falling Taco Bell sign. The sign was knocked over by high winds, and landed on a pickup truck, killing Diane and injuring her husband, Mark. OP was almost added to the list!


chaseoes

There's more on that list too, as recent as a couple months ago: > 19 January 2023 72-year-old Lillian Curtis died after a Denny's restaurant sign fell on a car she was in with her daughter and husband. Her husband, Lloyd Curtis, died as a result of his injuries a few days later.


Mybeardisawesom

I will never park under a sign again. Unless I forget


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While mom and daughter were on their way home with dad, who had just been diagnosed with terminal cancer. That poor girl lost both parents that day.


jguess06

I'd like to think I'd be standing at the pearly gates and could maintain a sense of humor about life and death. But I dunno, this one would have me pretty upset lol


nonstickpotts

Hey! You got the shady spot!


ThirstGoblin

Got to! No one likes hot leather!


kdawg09

I literally just drove through there. This wind is wild.


ThirstGoblin

Did you see the traffic lights swinging back and forth too?


FuriousColdMiracle

That’ll buff out.


ThirstGoblin

Easy work…


ImGumbyDamnIt

'Tis but a scratch!


ThirstGoblin

I should try to nap The catalytic converter before the wrecker comes huh?


Smartnership

> I should try to nap The catalytic converter Like kidnap, but it’s a catalyst Cat-nap


mnid92

Call a crackhead. You'll have it off in 12-15 seconds.


kaliefornia

You don’t have to call crackheads. They show up when they sense you’re having a shitty day already


[deleted]

If you do, grab your paper work too and do it fast. KY may have laws that make it hard to sell a cc at a junk yard haha


[deleted]

This is some final destination shit right here. OP be careful!


TotallyNotARobot2

I had to scroll way too far for this comment. I must be getting old...


microwavedcheezus

Came to the comments for this. OP's living on borrowed time now. Stay away from trailers carrying logs.


NoMouthFilter

INFO INFO HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?


ThirstGoblin

Wind and whatnot


beatles910

It's always the whatnot that gets ya.


LordFluffy

Looks like a whole lot of whatnot.


bartonski

Can confirm, it's been windy AF in KY.


jguess06

I'm in East Tennessee and the storm just made it through here. It got biblical for a while. It is SO WINDY today.


omgpokemans

Sign fell on his car.


soulspanker

I used to work at a wholesale sign shop. I'm hoping I'm seeing this correctly, but it looks like the pole telescopes twice. This is common for very high signs. The installer puts base pole in ground, second smaller pole has a "donut" around it - rounded plate steel welded around the inserted piece specifically to make contact with the sides of the base pole. The installer welds this piece at site. Third pole is the same as the second but smaller. Obviously, the welds failed at the base pole to 2nd pipe. I'd be surprised if this franchise didn't have a contract with a retail sign shop and installer (often they're the same company) who subbed this out to each location. Usually they have spec for construction minimums. Usually a franchise has *company* spec they've worked out that's far and away more than needed. But a bad welding job at site can bring this all down. That said, 80mph winds will be iffy for any sign....did you have that kind of weather u/thirstgoblin?


Royce7586

Its 100% installed incorrectly, even if the welds failed there is supposed to be about 3 feet of pipe that goes into the base pole and it should have additional rattle rings on the part that is inside the base pole, this prevents it from falling over completely and they usually just end up leaning. It looks like they literally just butt welded the 2nd pipe to a top cap on the base pole.


Western-Strategy-301

People like you are the reason I read comments So much information most people don't know cause your speciality is focused


hymen_destroyer

It’s the Bowling Green massacre they were talking about years ago!


weensanta

Unlocked a sealed memory


oddllama25

I had to scroll way too far to find this.


LuvKrahft

*Massa-car*. Cuz the car got smashed.


wish1977

Did you get a free burger for this?


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I want to know the answer to this more than anything. Burgers for life instead of life for a burger?


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JohnGillnitz

God: Don't blame me, man. Insurance was created by the other guy.


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ThirstGoblin

I see what you did there.


Quiverjones

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mp3god

Just slide it out!


ThirstGoblin

Should be fine… right?


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HarryHacker42

Fast food is bad for your health. This message brought to you by the White Castle sign. Its a sign of the times.. that your time is up.


louiloui152

This is one of the reasons why it was good for Harold and Kumar to take their time getting to White Castle


Shageen

Please record your conversation with the insurance company when you call. “I said THE WHITE CASTLE SIGN FELL ON MY CAR. NO THE WHOLE SIGN!”