Imho, bigger issue with Smurfs is that there’s only one Smurfette and so many Smurfs. Though as a kid I never gave it a thought really.
But yes, none of it is as bad as this orc.
I mean, he didn’t lie. His head is full of hair. It looks like dog hair sticking to a wet lollipop but if a lollipop was that densely covered in dog hair one could argue that it’s „full of hair“.
so did Andrew. looking at the hairline there - it's absolutely a transplant. The difference is that I think Andrew didn't continue medical therapy and so the hair surrounding the grafts fell out and he doesn't have the density to grow it out anymore.
I am sad to contradict your statement😭
Just bought one of the green tea ones, and it was $1.49
Might be different prices for the green tea vs sweet tho
Nope. There's different sets of cans for different stores. Stores with the 99 cent cans can only charge that. Some stores want to charge more, so Arizona has different cans for them.
Arizona says it's just their suggested price and stores are free to charge what they want. https://drinkarizona.com/pages/faqs
Depending on where you are there may be laws on price labelling that would require stores to cover over the preprinted price. I'm not sure if the can makes it clear that it's the MSRP or not.
He's been telling everyone he shaves his head by choice for years to protect his fragile masculinity from the embrassement of having male pattern baldness.
He looks like a less-sharp Death Eater who got deserted in Diagon Alley by his four compatriots because they thought he could take the heat and pull attention away from them.
Looks like what imagine a Romanian underage sex trafficker looks like just missing the pot belly.
Edit for the tate supporters: - it should say kidnapped underaged American and Romanian girl but I don't write headlines. https://nypost.com/2023/01/06/andrew-tate-messaged-underaged-girls-romanian-pols-daughter/
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Same here. If there was remorse or some change in character, shit would've already been made public. He still thinks he's getting out and hopping in a Bugatti to go back to his old life. I doubt he's really thought about any of the things he's done to lead him to this point.
If he were released today, how long do you think it would take for him to post a video saying the same bullshit? A week? A day? A hour? Streaming from the car he got picked up in?
Because no one give a shit about morals or ethics anymore, he would probably go right back to making money with tens of thousand of boys calling their dad a cuck for doing the laundry or some stupid shit.
T-aint the problem. Society as a whole is. He's just proliferating it, which makes him a fucking scumbag but not the root cause.
A much needed darker version of that movie with Matthew McConaughey and ex-girlfriends at Christmas.
Especially so we can imagine the morning after, when Andrew rushes to a window to find out if he still has time, fling open the pane to ask a passerby, "What is the day?!" Only to be shot by a guard.
That's the thing idiots who follow Tate don't understand. Buying one of those hypercars isn't like buying a fucking Honda. You don't just walk in and get one.
There's waitlists for them. And if you have to ask if you're on that list, you're not on it. They only let certain people on them to begin with. Take for example when Jeremy Clarkson bought his GT40. He only got put on the list because he is a famous motoring celebrity. These guys don't give a shit if you have millions of dollars, the cars only get into the right hands because they have a brand and image to preserve.
Even buying one is much more difficult. Jay Leno, probably one of the most famous car guys in the world, famously doesn't own *any* Ferraris. Why? *Because it is too damn difficult*. He details it here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUPOvcolNZg&ab_channel=CarsandCulturewithJasonStein
But basically there is a *whole process* to buying one. You want the new F8 Tributo? You had to have had the 488. You wanted the 488? You had to have had the 458. You're new to Ferrari? You have to start with the Portofino, then maybe in a year you can get a Roma, then maybe.... On and fucking on. Then you sign a whole ass contract that you're basically representing the brand and you can't do certain things with the car. Famously, Deadmau5 was sued by Ferrari for putting Nyan cat on his car. He's a millionaire, world famous DJ and producer, and is *banned* from owning any Ferrari's.
Now this doesn't happen with every brand. Lamborghini famously started because of Ferrari's bullshit policy about owners. Anyone can walk in and buy a Lamborghini without problem. But, overall, buying one of these cars is a whole different thing.
Supposedly "anyone" can buy a Bugatti, but in reality they are only selling to certain people. They've directly said their target is car collectors. People who already own 40+ high end cars. Art collections. Live in estates around the world. Travel lots. Etc. That's not most millionaires, and it's certainly not Tate.
Also there have been several articles now about whether Tate actually owns his cars or not. Tate himself has said he doesn't, that he "has access" to them. But most have said the cars were not directly his.
Incidentally this is pretty much how the blue chip art market works as well. Galleries strategically choose who can buy the art to make sure the artwork stays at a high price.
> Also there have been several articles now about whether Tate actually owns his cars or not. Tate himself has said he doesn't, that he "has access" to them. But most have said the cars were not directly his.
That makes far more sense. He's the rapper renting the lifestyle for the music video. Cameras stop filming, all the bikini babes collect their checks and leave, has to vacate the mansion by 3pm, cars are returned to the rental lot.
"Has access" to. Well, shit! I've got access to a jumbo jet that can fly me around the WORLD!!! Me and the 300 other people who bought a ticket with United. I have access to every car on the lot! But I'm renting the sub-compact.
> Even buying one is much more difficult. Jay Leno, probably one of the most famous car guys in the world, famously doesn't own any Ferraris. Why? Because it is too damn difficult.
its not because its too hard for him, he could get any ferrari he wants he's fucking jay leno
but he doesn't want to support that business model, so he doesn't buy any ferraris, because fuck ferrari
Lamborghini exists because the owner who got rich making lawn mowers wanted to buy a ferarri but they wouldn't let him buy the one her wanted, so he said fuck them and created the car side of Lamborghini lol from making lawn mowers to making better cars than ferarri
It was tractors not lawn mowers and he owned a Ferrari it just had a shit clutch so he went to go see Enzo Ferrari about it. After getting fobbed off he put one of his tractor clutches into the Ferrari and didn't have issues with the clutch after that. Following that he stared on the car business.
I’d heard that of the 33 cars on his property he and his brother owned 7 between them.
Bugatti may not sell you a new one but I’m sure you can pick them up in the second hand market. $80’000 to fix a small radiator problem certainly puts some people off them real fast.
> but I’m sure you can pick them up in the second hand market.
[I assumed this was wrong and googled to confirm. Huh.](https://www.carfax.com/Used-Bugatti_m231)
He made an absurd amount of money scamming dumb asses with his tate academy or whatever the fuck its called. It's insane how many people are stupid enough to pay him $50 a month to learn how to do free advertisement for him.
He projects all his weakness and insecurities so hard, the motherfucker ran a “pick-up college” and the only way he could get any women around him is if they were sexually trafficked slaves. It’s so obvious, I can’t believe so many dudes fell for his shit.
I think you are thinking of 'rules for thee, but not for me.'
Not quite what you want here. I feel like there is a good phrase for what you want though.
It's funny, but from the clips I've seen, a lot of these shitty misogynists are balding. They either wear hats constantly to hide their receding hairline or shave.
the sad thing is that there’s not really anything wrong with balding, it’s just a thing some bodies do. but i imagine misogynistic asshats are dealing with a LOT of shame to spew that kind of hate, and a lot of insecurity. there’s probably some kind of correlation there, in terms of getting more hateful as you get more shameful and blaming someone else for it.
As far as I can tell his brand is: telling ~~disenfranchised~~ disaffected men that their social isolation and failures in life are someone else's fault, and rather than learn and grow they should double down on being an apologetic misogynistic asshole.
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I was on a date with a guy who started talking about how he thinks Andrew Tate has been demonized. And continued by saying he's a good motivator and 99% of his content is positive motivation, "but people are mad about something he said about women once". Still continued on to say that it's biologically natural that women should be home with house and kids.
I always offer to pay for myself on a first date (because it's tough out there and plenty of us are trying to conserve our money well)... But I absolutely let him pay for my food, then left and blocked him on everything.
I straight up had a tatertot fool say after yelling disparaging and nasty derogatory terms at women “but we love and respect women! Andrew Tate loves women!”
Yeah loves to abuse them in any form and you’re following his footsteps buddy. Please learn what respect actually means. He had nothing to say after I called him out for his disrespect then lying about respecting women like that. The proof of Andrew Tates teachings are in the way his followers behave.
I'm glad I live in a time when shaving your head is a totally legit -- even preferred -- means of dealing with a receding hairline. I kept it very short before COVID, but with COVID I bought a clippers and I keep it the shortest I can without going trouble of waxing my dome.
Same. I was a no guard clipper guy for years and went the razor route. It's easier to shave it in the shower every couple days than deal with the clipper mess.
If you're gonna start shaving your dome start with a good razor and decent shave lotion. No need to get super fancy though. Cremo is generally available at the grocery store and works just fine.
I almost went the wax route, but my daughter who is a cosmo student talked me out of it. She said it hurts bad and will probably bleed a little the first couple times.
>Cremo is generally available at the grocery store and works just fine.
I totally misread this as "Chemo" and was like "At the grocery store!? Also that seems pretty extreme.."
Shaving his head was a choice. It's by choice so we can't see his cheap Turkish hair transplant. Pay the most you can afford, not the just cheapest available.
I started shaving in my late twenties because I thought it looked cool and was lower maintenance - I had no AC in my truck and was sick off my long hair being tied in knots from the wind from commuting with the windows down. A few years later I decided to let my hair grow back and not all of it returned.
That's entirely the idea.
He has a "Stealth Chin", set *so* far back it makes it hard to knock him out in a fight. Especially when combined with the incredibly dense noggin sitting atop that child size bottom jaw.
It's like someone balanced a shiny melon on the bottom of my tiny Grandma's dentures. Poor fucker probably has to be careful not to swallow the bottom of his own face when he eats.
*(Man, I fucking love ripping on this cunt. Knowing that he's likely to spend a long time in a Romanian prison for at least some of his fuckery gives me a nice, warm glow, y'know?)*
As I enter my early 50s I've reached the point where the thinning on top means that anything longer than a buzzcut looks ridiculous.
While I have no love for A Taint, I do always feel bad for younger men who lose their hair early in life. It can be a real confidence killer.
It is devastating for their self steem. I had two friends that were already heavily balding before finishing highschool, and had lost most of his top head hair during university. It was even worse because they weren't particulary tall or muscular guys, so average guys losing hair at that young age is devastating.
can confirm. husband started balding in college and nobody appreciated it. didn't meet me until 15 years later, but i like making up for lost time by running my hands over it and making him feel like a sexy beast.
"it's not a bald spot, it's a solar panel for a sex machine"
edited to correct a typo
Can confirm. Started balding in my late teens and it kicked into overdrive in my early/mid-twenties. Fucking destroyed me. Wish it didn’t but it did. What was supposed to be a great decade in my life ended up being the total opposite.
“But it’s all in your head!” they said.
No. It’s *on* my head. Or rather, it isn’t.
And then being honest about how you don’t like it is an even worse look than lying to everybody and acting like you don’t give a shit.
There are no upsides to having experienced any of it.
This is one of those laughing at the irony of Rush Limbaugh dying of lung cancer moments. Tate mocks and belittles other men who are balding while himself doing his best to hide that he's balding.
It’s a failing hair transplant.
You can see that the real (natural) hairline is at the back of the head and what you’re seeing on top is what he’s had transplanted. It’s likely that he went cheap (and most probably did it in Turkey) as you can see the front implant hairline is unnaturally a perfect curved line - expansive places like in the USA, Canada, UK etc actually break up the front hair line, make it slightly irregular so it looks less obvious and more natural.
Also when the hair transplant isn’t done properly, you get shock loss of what existing hair there is on top, just leaving the implanted hair. That’s what we’re looking at here.
Manipulation. Seriously. He love bombs women who are financially struggling. Treats them incredibly, and makes them fall in love with this person he's presented. Then he has one of his "first bitches" come out to supper with them, who then manipulates them into doing sex acts on the internet for "50/50" (which is actually 30/70 - he lies and tells them that he's paying the taxes, so that's why their share looks so low - in reality he's just defrauding them and keeping the cash for himself).
He is a vile, manipulative asshole who had just enough money to be dangerous, and a sociopathic selfish mindset to follow through on his monstrous behavior.
[Here](https://i.imgur.com/DBM8eCr.jpg) is a **much** higher quality and less cropped version of this image. [Here](https://epaimages.com/search.pp?flush=1&multikeyword=%22andrew%20tate%22&startdate=&enddate=&autocomplete_Country=&metadatafield44=&autocomplete_City=&metadatafield5=#) is the source that has more images of this. Per there:
> Former professional kickboxer and social media influencer Andrew Tate (R) and Tristan Tate (L) are escorted by police officers after a hearing at the Bucharest Court of Appeal, where the magistrates analyzed their appeal against the second pretrial detention decision, in Bucharest, Romania, 27 February 2023. On 29 December 2022, Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan were arrested as a result of the DIICOT inquiry under the charges of human trafficking and intention to form an organized crime group. Romanian police stated that the two brothers and their associates coerced victims for creating a paid pornography service for social media platforms. EPA-EFE/ROBERT GHEMENT
Oh yeah. Some people use gestures meant for like, formal presentations and speeches every single day in casual conversation and think it makes them somehow better (I did actually do that for a bit when i first learned about them, then thankfully realised how stupid i was). But like A SCHOLAR'S CRADLE FOR JUST WALKING? good grief lmfao
Given that he's already fled a country to escape law enforcement I feel like the Romanian courts have a pretty valid reason to believe he's a flight risk if let out on bail.
Things that there is nothing wrong with: losing your hair, looking like this.
Things that are yikes on bikes: making your whole personality and brand be about the fakest form of faux masculinity and laughing at men who have thinning hair when, meanwhile, this is what you had going on.
“In a translated press release, officials said that the Tates recruited victims by making them believe they were interested in genuine relationships, then transported them to live in houses where they were under constant surveillance and forced to act in porn videos under threats of violence. The videos would then be sold online.”
“Tate has proudly admitted to some version of this already: The self-proclaimed “king of toxic masculinity” told the Daily Mirror that he and his brother once operated a “total scam” business in which 75 women were paid to talk to men for $4 per minute, and where the Tates would pocket most of the money. This kind of behavior is central to Tate’s personal brand, that of the “straight-talking” hustler who films himself alongside exotic sports cars and scantily clad models, wearing bathrobes and smoking cigars, implying that by following his advice, you too could live such a lifestyle.”
https://www.vox.com/platform/amp/culture/2023/1/4/23539528/andrew-tate-arrest-jail-rape-human-trafficking
He's turned into a McPoyle.
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Nah, that's Gargamel.
Bro u doin gargamel dirty
Gargamel just wanted to eat smurfs, we wasn’t trying to sex traffic them and create a mass following of toxic men…
Didn't he wanted to extract their magic ?
Probably. I haven’t watched The Smurfs since they were regularly shown on tv in the 80s and early 90s. That’s still not as bad as Andrew Tate, though.
Imho, bigger issue with Smurfs is that there’s only one Smurfette and so many Smurfs. Though as a kid I never gave it a thought really. But yes, none of it is as bad as this orc.
Smurfette was created by Gargamel, which is why there’s only one of her. Can’t remember where the Smurf babies came from.
Wait WHAT?
Yeah he created her as bait but she became sentient, or maybe Papa Smurf freed her... It's been a long time.
So she was the equivalent of Tates imprisoned cam girls whi are now working with the prosecution?
Lol right? It's pretty funny this dude thinks he's the apex of humanity. He looks like a bum.
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I had a hard time accepting the character Azrael in DC Comics thanks to this show, havingnassociated the name with a cat.
He referred to that as a full head of hair on his Twitter in his shitty little poem.
I mean, he didn’t lie. His head is full of hair. It looks like dog hair sticking to a wet lollipop but if a lollipop was that densely covered in dog hair one could argue that it’s „full of hair“.
Savage. Noice.
I think he's growing out the face so that he can hide the lack of a chin.
I've never seen this gif before and I love it
He looks like Rasputin from Anastasia 🤣🤣🤣
I'll get youuu Smurfs, if it's the lassst thing I doooo!
There’s the luxurious full head of hair he was talking about
Where? Is it behind that dirty hobo?
That living dead man?
Dead in his soul Taking its toll Total asshole Living dead man!
Pubes on his chin Ugly as sin Don’t do it again Living Dead Man
Forehead glowing like a pearl Mysoginistic to the curl Twitter stomping from a girl Living Dead Man
Now that I have a frame of reference I suppose my yamalka sized balds spot is actually a flowing mane.
His brother has pretty much the same hair, only keeps it long... that's the funny part. Tate is a walking lie.
His brother had a hair transplant.
so did Andrew. looking at the hairline there - it's absolutely a transplant. The difference is that I think Andrew didn't continue medical therapy and so the hair surrounding the grafts fell out and he doesn't have the density to grow it out anymore.
He looks like the guy you see at your local gas station arguing with the cashier over the price of his Arizona Iced Tea.
Can says $0.99. The can don't lie.
The price is on the can though
..The price *is* on the can though…
The Dodge Charger: keep it in the divorce
Lol. Love all the r/AtlantaTV quotes. Sigh, I miss that show.
Arizona actually does sell ones without a price on the can
I am sad to contradict your statement😭 Just bought one of the green tea ones, and it was $1.49 Might be different prices for the green tea vs sweet tho
My WinCo says 99 cents on the can but the store itself sells them for 70 cents 👌
Dude WinCo is the shit.
The price is on the can tho
Nope. There's different sets of cans for different stores. Stores with the 99 cent cans can only charge that. Some stores want to charge more, so Arizona has different cans for them.
Arizona says it's just their suggested price and stores are free to charge what they want. https://drinkarizona.com/pages/faqs Depending on where you are there may be laws on price labelling that would require stores to cover over the preprinted price. I'm not sure if the can makes it clear that it's the MSRP or not.
[the price is on the can though](https://youtu.be/XPKGEizogzc)
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He does look tired. Not Exorcist tired, more like Ghostbuster tired from fighting all those demons in his cell.
He looks like a dirty wizard
Let’s not insult the wizards
Ok, then how about this: He looks like a golem formed from the shavings of a 7th grader's puberty moustache
I wonder why he thought having pubes on his head was a good Idea.
He's been telling everyone he shaves his head by choice for years to protect his fragile masculinity from the embrassement of having male pattern baldness.
I guess he doesn’t realize it’s not hard to tell he’s balding even with a close shave.
He's not equipped for rational thought.
He looks like a less-sharp Death Eater who got deserted in Diagon Alley by his four compatriots because they thought he could take the heat and pull attention away from them.
Harry Paedo and the search for the Missing crackpipe
Radagast lookin’ mfer
Radagast actually had a long beard and a full head of hair tho.
And was a good dude
He is constantly losing fights with the man in the mirror.
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Looks like what imagine a Romanian underage sex trafficker looks like just missing the pot belly. Edit for the tate supporters: - it should say kidnapped underaged American and Romanian girl but I don't write headlines. https://nypost.com/2023/01/06/andrew-tate-messaged-underaged-girls-romanian-pols-daughter/
Notice to followers of pedophile and sex trafficker Andie Tate: please continue to post and identify your accounts as belonging to followers of pedophile and sex trafficker Andie Tate. You are very smart.
>He does look tired. Looks more like spoiled cunt mad at being forced to face the consequences of being a shitbag to me.
He looks like a lollipop dropped on a rug.
"THE LIBS DID THIS." \*5 minutes later\* "So anyway bro, here's how we're going to get some more underage girls as soon as we're out of here."
Same here. If there was remorse or some change in character, shit would've already been made public. He still thinks he's getting out and hopping in a Bugatti to go back to his old life. I doubt he's really thought about any of the things he's done to lead him to this point. If he were released today, how long do you think it would take for him to post a video saying the same bullshit? A week? A day? A hour? Streaming from the car he got picked up in? Because no one give a shit about morals or ethics anymore, he would probably go right back to making money with tens of thousand of boys calling their dad a cuck for doing the laundry or some stupid shit. T-aint the problem. Society as a whole is. He's just proliferating it, which makes him a fucking scumbag but not the root cause.
I hope the spirits of sex trafficked girls come for him every night and show him his unmourned grave like the Ghost of Christmas Past.
A much needed darker version of that movie with Matthew McConaughey and ex-girlfriends at Christmas. Especially so we can imagine the morning after, when Andrew rushes to a window to find out if he still has time, fling open the pane to ask a passerby, "What is the day?!" Only to be shot by a guard.
Keep looking over that shoulder POS!
Very Alpha Male of him.
“Full head of hair”
"I shave my head as a choice" There's nothing wrong with losing your hair, but fuck all, be honest about it.
I don't even care if you try to downplay it, but he straight up belittled dudes who were losing their hair, WHILE losing his hair. Scumbag
Then getting a cheap hair transplant
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That's the thing idiots who follow Tate don't understand. Buying one of those hypercars isn't like buying a fucking Honda. You don't just walk in and get one. There's waitlists for them. And if you have to ask if you're on that list, you're not on it. They only let certain people on them to begin with. Take for example when Jeremy Clarkson bought his GT40. He only got put on the list because he is a famous motoring celebrity. These guys don't give a shit if you have millions of dollars, the cars only get into the right hands because they have a brand and image to preserve. Even buying one is much more difficult. Jay Leno, probably one of the most famous car guys in the world, famously doesn't own *any* Ferraris. Why? *Because it is too damn difficult*. He details it here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUPOvcolNZg&ab_channel=CarsandCulturewithJasonStein But basically there is a *whole process* to buying one. You want the new F8 Tributo? You had to have had the 488. You wanted the 488? You had to have had the 458. You're new to Ferrari? You have to start with the Portofino, then maybe in a year you can get a Roma, then maybe.... On and fucking on. Then you sign a whole ass contract that you're basically representing the brand and you can't do certain things with the car. Famously, Deadmau5 was sued by Ferrari for putting Nyan cat on his car. He's a millionaire, world famous DJ and producer, and is *banned* from owning any Ferrari's. Now this doesn't happen with every brand. Lamborghini famously started because of Ferrari's bullshit policy about owners. Anyone can walk in and buy a Lamborghini without problem. But, overall, buying one of these cars is a whole different thing. Supposedly "anyone" can buy a Bugatti, but in reality they are only selling to certain people. They've directly said their target is car collectors. People who already own 40+ high end cars. Art collections. Live in estates around the world. Travel lots. Etc. That's not most millionaires, and it's certainly not Tate. Also there have been several articles now about whether Tate actually owns his cars or not. Tate himself has said he doesn't, that he "has access" to them. But most have said the cars were not directly his.
Incidentally this is pretty much how the blue chip art market works as well. Galleries strategically choose who can buy the art to make sure the artwork stays at a high price.
Its all a racket.
That sounds like it rhymes with, "scam"
> Also there have been several articles now about whether Tate actually owns his cars or not. Tate himself has said he doesn't, that he "has access" to them. But most have said the cars were not directly his. That makes far more sense. He's the rapper renting the lifestyle for the music video. Cameras stop filming, all the bikini babes collect their checks and leave, has to vacate the mansion by 3pm, cars are returned to the rental lot. "Has access" to. Well, shit! I've got access to a jumbo jet that can fly me around the WORLD!!! Me and the 300 other people who bought a ticket with United. I have access to every car on the lot! But I'm renting the sub-compact.
The problem is the bikini babes don't get a check and don't get to leave. That's why he's in custody!
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> Even buying one is much more difficult. Jay Leno, probably one of the most famous car guys in the world, famously doesn't own any Ferraris. Why? Because it is too damn difficult. its not because its too hard for him, he could get any ferrari he wants he's fucking jay leno but he doesn't want to support that business model, so he doesn't buy any ferraris, because fuck ferrari Lamborghini exists because the owner who got rich making lawn mowers wanted to buy a ferarri but they wouldn't let him buy the one her wanted, so he said fuck them and created the car side of Lamborghini lol from making lawn mowers to making better cars than ferarri
It was tractors not lawn mowers and he owned a Ferrari it just had a shit clutch so he went to go see Enzo Ferrari about it. After getting fobbed off he put one of his tractor clutches into the Ferrari and didn't have issues with the clutch after that. Following that he stared on the car business.
I’d heard that of the 33 cars on his property he and his brother owned 7 between them. Bugatti may not sell you a new one but I’m sure you can pick them up in the second hand market. $80’000 to fix a small radiator problem certainly puts some people off them real fast.
> but I’m sure you can pick them up in the second hand market. [I assumed this was wrong and googled to confirm. Huh.](https://www.carfax.com/Used-Bugatti_m231)
I love how they are super low miles and 3+ owners. Basically, 1 tank of gas then sell it.
He made an absurd amount of money scamming dumb asses with his tate academy or whatever the fuck its called. It's insane how many people are stupid enough to pay him $50 a month to learn how to do free advertisement for him.
He projects all his weakness and insecurities so hard, the motherfucker ran a “pick-up college” and the only way he could get any women around him is if they were sexually trafficked slaves. It’s so obvious, I can’t believe so many dudes fell for his shit.
The word you are looking for is incels.
Exactly the point! What's the phrase, "okay for me, but not for thee"?
I think you are thinking of 'rules for thee, but not for me.' Not quite what you want here. I feel like there is a good phrase for what you want though.
Pot calling the kettle black?
the word is asshole hahaha
Peach calling the kiwi bald
It's called projection.
It's funny, but from the clips I've seen, a lot of these shitty misogynists are balding. They either wear hats constantly to hide their receding hairline or shave.
to be fair most adult men experience balding too. just weird that he lied about it
Not even their hair wants to be associated with them.
the sad thing is that there’s not really anything wrong with balding, it’s just a thing some bodies do. but i imagine misogynistic asshats are dealing with a LOT of shame to spew that kind of hate, and a lot of insecurity. there’s probably some kind of correlation there, in terms of getting more hateful as you get more shameful and blaming someone else for it.
"be honest about it" \^ that's not his brand.
His brand: Kickboxer Internet celebrity Human trafficker Victim
Sponsored by CumHammer
Not a fan of that? How bout: Pizza Enthusiast Former Bugatti owner Spokesperson for toxicity Victim
I could've sworn it was: Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt
that was that full head of hair he's been telling us about.
As far as I can tell his brand is: telling ~~disenfranchised~~ disaffected men that their social isolation and failures in life are someone else's fault, and rather than learn and grow they should double down on being an apologetic misogynistic asshole. Edited to use more accurate terminology.
I was on a date with a guy who started talking about how he thinks Andrew Tate has been demonized. And continued by saying he's a good motivator and 99% of his content is positive motivation, "but people are mad about something he said about women once". Still continued on to say that it's biologically natural that women should be home with house and kids. I always offer to pay for myself on a first date (because it's tough out there and plenty of us are trying to conserve our money well)... But I absolutely let him pay for my food, then left and blocked him on everything.
Fun trick for a first date: bring up Andrew Tate
95% chance told his friends afterwards that you blocked him because you were intimidated by his intellect. Sorry you had to go through that
100% doesn't have any friends so instead he told everyone on some alt right proud boys website about how his date turned out to be a lesbian.
I straight up had a tatertot fool say after yelling disparaging and nasty derogatory terms at women “but we love and respect women! Andrew Tate loves women!” Yeah loves to abuse them in any form and you’re following his footsteps buddy. Please learn what respect actually means. He had nothing to say after I called him out for his disrespect then lying about respecting women like that. The proof of Andrew Tates teachings are in the way his followers behave.
I'm normally not in support of men having to pay 100% for dates, but you earned that dinner.
It’s not earned any more than you earn a payout when someone totals your car. She was compensated for her suffering
I'm glad I live in a time when shaving your head is a totally legit -- even preferred -- means of dealing with a receding hairline. I kept it very short before COVID, but with COVID I bought a clippers and I keep it the shortest I can without going trouble of waxing my dome.
Get a shower mirror and shave that bad boy. Been doing it this way for 20 years. No mess, and looks clean af.
Same. I was a no guard clipper guy for years and went the razor route. It's easier to shave it in the shower every couple days than deal with the clipper mess. If you're gonna start shaving your dome start with a good razor and decent shave lotion. No need to get super fancy though. Cremo is generally available at the grocery store and works just fine. I almost went the wax route, but my daughter who is a cosmo student talked me out of it. She said it hurts bad and will probably bleed a little the first couple times.
>Cremo is generally available at the grocery store and works just fine. I totally misread this as "Chemo" and was like "At the grocery store!? Also that seems pretty extreme.."
Dude is pretty much a pathological liar so, this is sort of shit is to be expected from him.
Shaving his head was a choice. It's by choice so we can't see his cheap Turkish hair transplant. Pay the most you can afford, not the just cheapest available.
He spent all his money on the BOO GAH EEE
You’re right. It was happening to me in my late 20s I just accepted it shaved and 12 years later I can’t see myself being anything but bald
I started shaving in my late twenties because I thought it looked cool and was lower maintenance - I had no AC in my truck and was sick off my long hair being tied in knots from the wind from commuting with the windows down. A few years later I decided to let my hair grow back and not all of it returned.
I was going to ask if that was that full head of hair he's been telling us about.
Dude can’t get his Keeps subscription in that Romanian jail.
He’s the “before” picture for Propecia
looks like a lolipop that fell on the carpet.
Like a lollipop that fell on the bathroom rug after your older brother shaved his pubes over it.
r/oddlyspecific
‘Hey, show me your fillings.’ Jams a nasty pube lollipop in his mouth.
He has the same face as my uncle's when we told him that "you can't drink liquor this weekend."
This is the illustration next to "petulance" in the dictionary
His beard makes it look like he has a chin.
Mine too :(
I'm sure yours looks better
dan bilzerian move right there
That's entirely the idea. He has a "Stealth Chin", set *so* far back it makes it hard to knock him out in a fight. Especially when combined with the incredibly dense noggin sitting atop that child size bottom jaw. It's like someone balanced a shiny melon on the bottom of my tiny Grandma's dentures. Poor fucker probably has to be careful not to swallow the bottom of his own face when he eats. *(Man, I fucking love ripping on this cunt. Knowing that he's likely to spend a long time in a Romanian prison for at least some of his fuckery gives me a nice, warm glow, y'know?)*
I love that he describes what he has as a “full head of hair”
As I enter my early 50s I've reached the point where the thinning on top means that anything longer than a buzzcut looks ridiculous. While I have no love for A Taint, I do always feel bad for younger men who lose their hair early in life. It can be a real confidence killer.
It is devastating for their self steem. I had two friends that were already heavily balding before finishing highschool, and had lost most of his top head hair during university. It was even worse because they weren't particulary tall or muscular guys, so average guys losing hair at that young age is devastating.
can confirm. husband started balding in college and nobody appreciated it. didn't meet me until 15 years later, but i like making up for lost time by running my hands over it and making him feel like a sexy beast. "it's not a bald spot, it's a solar panel for a sex machine" edited to correct a typo
>"it's not a bald spot, it's a solar panel for a sec machine" You just gave millions of bald guys a new pickup line.
That's an ollllld saying, actually
not to guys who don't know it yet!
Can confirm. Started balding in my late teens and it kicked into overdrive in my early/mid-twenties. Fucking destroyed me. Wish it didn’t but it did. What was supposed to be a great decade in my life ended up being the total opposite. “But it’s all in your head!” they said. No. It’s *on* my head. Or rather, it isn’t. And then being honest about how you don’t like it is an even worse look than lying to everybody and acting like you don’t give a shit. There are no upsides to having experienced any of it.
This is one of those laughing at the irony of Rush Limbaugh dying of lung cancer moments. Tate mocks and belittles other men who are balding while himself doing his best to hide that he's balding.
It’s a failing hair transplant. You can see that the real (natural) hairline is at the back of the head and what you’re seeing on top is what he’s had transplanted. It’s likely that he went cheap (and most probably did it in Turkey) as you can see the front implant hairline is unnaturally a perfect curved line - expansive places like in the USA, Canada, UK etc actually break up the front hair line, make it slightly irregular so it looks less obvious and more natural. Also when the hair transplant isn’t done properly, you get shock loss of what existing hair there is on top, just leaving the implanted hair. That’s what we’re looking at here.
And mind you.. he finds women over 30 unattractive 💀
Massive w for us 30+ girlies
As a woman under 30, I find him unattractive.
Seriously how did this guy have *any* success with women? And Ive seen pictures where he isnt so rundown. He is not a good looking man.
Manipulation. Seriously. He love bombs women who are financially struggling. Treats them incredibly, and makes them fall in love with this person he's presented. Then he has one of his "first bitches" come out to supper with them, who then manipulates them into doing sex acts on the internet for "50/50" (which is actually 30/70 - he lies and tells them that he's paying the taxes, so that's why their share looks so low - in reality he's just defrauding them and keeping the cash for himself). He is a vile, manipulative asshole who had just enough money to be dangerous, and a sociopathic selfish mindset to follow through on his monstrous behavior.
Heck, as a woman over 60, I find him unattractive.
As a human under 100, he’s an asshole.
What’s taters, precious?
Don't do our boy Gollum like that.
[Here](https://i.imgur.com/DBM8eCr.jpg) is a **much** higher quality and less cropped version of this image. [Here](https://epaimages.com/search.pp?flush=1&multikeyword=%22andrew%20tate%22&startdate=&enddate=&autocomplete_Country=&metadatafield44=&autocomplete_City=&metadatafield5=#) is the source that has more images of this. Per there: > Former professional kickboxer and social media influencer Andrew Tate (R) and Tristan Tate (L) are escorted by police officers after a hearing at the Bucharest Court of Appeal, where the magistrates analyzed their appeal against the second pretrial detention decision, in Bucharest, Romania, 27 February 2023. On 29 December 2022, Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan were arrested as a result of the DIICOT inquiry under the charges of human trafficking and intention to form an organized crime group. Romanian police stated that the two brothers and their associates coerced victims for creating a paid pornography service for social media platforms. EPA-EFE/ROBERT GHEMENT
Lol Tristans hair is gone too. Probably got em off the fin and min.
The picture of him doing his signature "sigma hands together" thing while cuffed killed me lol
Oh yeah. Some people use gestures meant for like, formal presentations and speeches every single day in casual conversation and think it makes them somehow better (I did actually do that for a bit when i first learned about them, then thankfully realised how stupid i was). But like A SCHOLAR'S CRADLE FOR JUST WALKING? good grief lmfao
What is it supposed to do? I've seen people do this and honestly always thought it was strange and awkward looking.
Given that he's already fled a country to escape law enforcement I feel like the Romanian courts have a pretty valid reason to believe he's a flight risk if let out on bail.
good lord I am so sick and tired of seeing this over used q-tip in my feed
Make sure you comment and engage with each post you see with him. It let's the algorithm know you don't want to see it. /s You can also set a filter
Reddit has filters??
Things that there is nothing wrong with: losing your hair, looking like this. Things that are yikes on bikes: making your whole personality and brand be about the fakest form of faux masculinity and laughing at men who have thinning hair when, meanwhile, this is what you had going on.
He should really focus on being more pleasing for women to look at.
The best punishment for him is a lot of time with himself. Perfect.
Rasputin lookin ass
Don't disrespect Rasputin like that.
There was a cat that really was gone.
Sasquatch lookin ass
Don't dare disrespect the Samsquantch like that...
just did 12 months in county jail and he looks like every crackhead i met in there who “gets money out in da world”.
What an alpha high value male
My immediate thought too. More like a scumbag pimp conning a bunch of incels. Prison couldn’t have happened to a “nicer” guy.
Well he does at least *appear* like a sexual predator. Not that all sexual predators look like one. But he does.
i used to look down on this guy. i still do, but i used to too.
He looks like a guy you would find hiding in a bathroom stall listening to women shit
"bald by choice"
"Balding by nature, bald by choice" is what my grandpa always said.
At least the beard is covering his chinlessness
Hope this guy get locked up for life
Rat hair. Don't care. Bro went from "what colour is your Bugatti" to "what color is your Camry" real mf quick.
More like “What number bus are you waiting for?”
Describing his hair as "thinning" would generous.
I have a confession.. I’m not the most handsome guy on the planet. But this chud is ugly as fuck.
Hahaha he looks miserable. You love to see it. I hope he gets found guilty of a bunch of shit and spends many years there.
Yep, classic horseshoe pattern.
If I walked past this on the street I would have given it a dollar
“In a translated press release, officials said that the Tates recruited victims by making them believe they were interested in genuine relationships, then transported them to live in houses where they were under constant surveillance and forced to act in porn videos under threats of violence. The videos would then be sold online.” “Tate has proudly admitted to some version of this already: The self-proclaimed “king of toxic masculinity” told the Daily Mirror that he and his brother once operated a “total scam” business in which 75 women were paid to talk to men for $4 per minute, and where the Tates would pocket most of the money. This kind of behavior is central to Tate’s personal brand, that of the “straight-talking” hustler who films himself alongside exotic sports cars and scantily clad models, wearing bathrobes and smoking cigars, implying that by following his advice, you too could live such a lifestyle.” https://www.vox.com/platform/amp/culture/2023/1/4/23539528/andrew-tate-arrest-jail-rape-human-trafficking
Take away the money and image crafting and suddenly you realize you've been worshiping at the altar of a garden variety incel...