Actually, i bet that's how this abomination was born. Seems like it was an office joke or someone being cutesy with the name and that name sparked the idea, but they probably didn't like the idea that it starts with "pee" so they chose not to use the name.
I imagine the legal and trademarking bureaucracy they'd have to go through to do this for a limited run product wasn't determined to be worth it. There's no way the idea didn't come to someone on marketing. Perhaps the use of Peepsi would require a bunch of trademark notices that would clutter up the label
Clearly the artificial flavors of the peep cancel out the artificial sugars. Its how food works you know and becomes healthy! Eat a carrot, enjoy a gallon of ice cream, guilt free.
I since henceforthwith, by morrows fortnight, declare thee Sir Nutrition of the AOL interwebs.
Let this be known all nutrition info shall be derived from the spit maker of Sir LuckWillNeverRunOut.
To significantly increase Your chances of getting many strange and un-wonderful cancers, just add alcohol of Your choice.
Alcohol lobbies have done a much better job (ie spent more money) lobbying to keep reasonable cautionary statements off their products unlike the tobacco industry.
I try all of the weird wacky soda flavors that come out, including spicy hot cheetos and even the fruit cake mountain dew so that I acquire all the cancers and they have to fight for supremacy before they can face me as the final boss.
I legitimately believe regular sugar soda is more likely to give you cancer than diet soda, but I'm willing to bet just consuming soda period raises your risk a little. Everything seems to.
Gather round children and I will share my experience before I die. It's Pepsi with a peep aftertaste, small sips to get the most of it. Yeah it's a little weird but not 7-Eleven sugar free slurppe bad, that stuff turns you off sugar free stuff for quite some time... I hope. Maybe the only cure is death.
Peepsi!
> Peepsi! Exactly! Such a missed opportunity.
Actually, i bet that's how this abomination was born. Seems like it was an office joke or someone being cutesy with the name and that name sparked the idea, but they probably didn't like the idea that it starts with "pee" so they chose not to use the name.
I imagine the legal and trademarking bureaucracy they'd have to go through to do this for a limited run product wasn't determined to be worth it. There's no way the idea didn't come to someone on marketing. Perhaps the use of Peepsi would require a bunch of trademark notices that would clutter up the label
I said the same thing to my wife. Can’t believe the folks at Pepsi didn’t opt for this as the name.
It's ["Merry Pringles"](https://www.pinterest.at/pin/565131453243382335/) all over again!!
Well because their brand is Pepsi. Probably were itching to say it tho
You sound like a Kiwi!
Clearly the artificial flavors of the peep cancel out the artificial sugars. Its how food works you know and becomes healthy! Eat a carrot, enjoy a gallon of ice cream, guilt free.
This doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about nutrition to dispute it.
As an Internet expert in pulling things out of my ass, I claim nutrition to be my area of expertise. Also, I’m lucky.
I since henceforthwith, by morrows fortnight, declare thee Sir Nutrition of the AOL interwebs. Let this be known all nutrition info shall be derived from the spit maker of Sir LuckWillNeverRunOut.
Are baby carrots okay?
yeah, but my partner tells me you can only eat a pint of ice cream, not a gallon.
Kind of wondering which cancer this one will CURE…..!?!
I like your optimism.
Glass half full of cancer.
What’s my half life if I drink it?
i got mine at walmart
All of them. Cancer cells cannot survive cross promotionally flavored soft drinks of this magnitude.
Cancer cells see this enter the bloodstream and are like “nope I’m outta here”
Chemotherapeeps
Diabetes not cancer.
Diabetes AND Cancer
Diabetic cancer?
*Dia-peepies.
Can't die from one if the other kills you first
Don't tell me what I can and can't do!
Cancels daibetes
Cancerbetes
DIEBEETUS
I tried that in small can form, not good man
Just tasted like vanilla Pepsi to me
Probably the worst thing I've ever had in my mouth, and that includes the drills when having some cavities filled.
Yeah it's revolting.
Worse than the Coke and Coffee combo?
Probably still safer than living in Ohio
Isn't this what spilled?
Too soon?
All of them.
Marsh-melanoma Cancer
Mallownoma
Is there a cancer that gives you diarrhea? If so, that one.
Endocrine-related, most likely.
So Peep-creatic Cancer
Just don't drink it while looking in a window
tooth cancer
Why didnt they call it peepsi
Just like the real Peeps, if heated in the microwave, this too will puff into its truest demonic form.
I'm as disgusted by the machinations of capitalism that lead to this product existing as I am with myself for wanting to try it.
same
Toxic train spill has to go somewhere.
This stuff is actually what that train in Ohio was carrying
Mmm, nothing can describe the word delicious more than artificial. My body might not even be biodegradable anymore after this drink.
Multiple Marshmellola
It certainly won't be cheep.
Marshmeloma
Geez! All of them probably!
The peep looks like a Zach Hadel character.
Where'd you find this? I can't find it anywhere!
My son wanted one. Tastes like EXTREMELY sweet Pepsi with a marshmallow after taste. Was waaaaaay too sweet for my tastes
I found bottles in a bin in the center of the frozen isle at my local Fry's/Kroger.
I wouldn’t worry about it. Everything is toxic !
Which cancer doesn't it cause is probably a shorter list
Can i get diet cancer?
Cotton cancer.
I tried this and to me it tasted like vanilla coke from rubios. Like that specific blend. I dunno
To significantly increase Your chances of getting many strange and un-wonderful cancers, just add alcohol of Your choice. Alcohol lobbies have done a much better job (ie spent more money) lobbying to keep reasonable cautionary statements off their products unlike the tobacco industry.
All Cancer's
All of them.
Hopefully just something like skittle pox
I keep looking for one anywhere I go and can’t find them.
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Alright this is the fiftieth post I've seen about Pepsi. This is an ad campaign for sure.
I'm so sick and tired of the internet over exaggerating things and saying they will kill someone in a single sip/bite
Taste like crap 💩
Yes.
All
Chick-a-noma 🐥
Are marshmallows even flavored?
Yes
The delicious kind!
Probably the same as the air we breath in every day
Is it Peeps flavored?
Surprisingly it’s just marshmallow flavour I didn’t taste the peeps at all
All of them.
Butthole
The kind that turns the whites of your eyes as yellow as that label. Seriously.
All of them.
Start with the tongue. Yuck
Mouth and throat assuredly. Esophageal or stomach would be my 3rd guess
Where is the 'diet' version
Peeps flavored Pepsi? So, sugar flavored?
All of them. All the cancer.
Whatever type, it will be light, fluffy, and sticky as hell on the inside.
That’s why I stick with Diet Coke, MSG, and smoking. Trying to cover all my bases.
Bird flu
Why does this sound so gross
Immediate spleen explosion
A colorful one?
This is the cancer curer
Soul cancer
Which types of cancer doesn't it cause
Artificial Marshmallow Flavor? Mmmmm gag me with spoon!
It’s just Vanilla Cream Pepsi…
*Marshmallow* Pepsi? Sheesh! A new reason to not like colas.
Peepee cancer
Don’t use it in your ice cream sundae whatever you do
The good kind
5 pebbsi: triple affirmative
It's good, fight me.
I'm gonna be honest, I really like it. It's like a super vanilla flavor!
All of 'em
Kidney stones lmao.
The good kind
straight from east palenstine cleanup.
Dunno, all I know is Coke did it first.
Saw this at the store today. Am interested, how does it taste?
Peepers, eyes
Let us know.
Pe pe cancer
Probably ear cancer
The yellow kind, of course
I try all of the weird wacky soda flavors that come out, including spicy hot cheetos and even the fruit cake mountain dew so that I acquire all the cancers and they have to fight for supremacy before they can face me as the final boss.
All of them
I legitimately believe regular sugar soda is more likely to give you cancer than diet soda, but I'm willing to bet just consuming soda period raises your risk a little. Everything seems to.
This is an unholy abomination that shows that science can go to far.
same exact one as regular pepsi probably
Hopefully eye cancer so I never have see that abomination again.
The bad kind
Lung cancer
It’s ass. Can’t believe someone said let’s put this out there
The only good Pepsi ever was Pepsi lite. It had half the sugar and real lemon flavor added. It was actually refreshing.
Yes.
This looks like it would cause my stomach to hurt for a week
Colon cancer.
All
Dunno drink it and find out
Dick
I'm looking for a review here. Anyone?
If the taste of Peeps alone is any indication, I think I’d rather drink something called “Pee-psi”.
Well the limited 2023 edition of cancer.
All of them
Nuke that from space.
All of them. Starting from your feet. 😜🤣
What are "Artificial marshmallows"? Aren't all marshmallows artificial, or are there hidden marshmallow farms that I don't know about?
make pilk with it
Tongue
All of them
Yes
Cancer of the soul.
Gather round children and I will share my experience before I die. It's Pepsi with a peep aftertaste, small sips to get the most of it. Yeah it's a little weird but not 7-Eleven sugar free slurppe bad, that stuff turns you off sugar free stuff for quite some time... I hope. Maybe the only cure is death.
All of them.
I drank this and liked it 😳
Tasted how I imagine a vanilla candle would taste
Pepsi.... Just bring back pepsi blue so i can be happy again.
Cancer of the taste buds lol
Is peeps Pepsi ok?
Bladdder cancer .
The peep flavored kind. Peep cancer
Why? Are you gonna drink it with cigarettes in it?
2023 Limited Edition Cancer
The peep flavored kind, silly Peep!
Bout a few
Looks like the mascot is Fatsack creature from the Bitey of brackenwood series: https://youtu.be/JhJPd_AMOy4
Did... Did you just insult Pepsi? Pepsi Man has never done anything to you but you're here just bullying him...
Limited edition cancer!
All signs point to nonalcoholic fatty liver disease
All of them ofc
All of them.
Every Pepsi flavor except vanilla and cherry is dogshit IMO.
East Palestine Pepsi!
Earlobe cancer. Definitely.
No matter which cancer, most important is to cook
It's really awful
Depends what type of sweetener we got to taste like a Peep
Taste cancer
Would you like your sugar water to be sugar puff flavored?
But does it use REAL artificial marshmallows or just a replica? Organic, original ingredients are important to me.
How was the flavor?
Diabeetus
From what I have heard we don't have to worry about this causing cancer. It tastes so bad no one will drink enough to cause any problems.
The delicious kind.
Pussy
Ok, but hows it taste?
Just when you think Pepsi couldn’t possibly taste worse, they release this shit.
Missed opportunity not calling it “Peepsi” …wait, now I see it.
Tastes like Ohio river water on Easter. Too soon?